"Don't gloat, you kid, don't look at me so annoying."

"Uncle Zhao, I'm curious, you really haven't had any super friendship with that little secret? Otherwise, the old sister-in-law can be angry like this? ”

"Nonsense, what can happen? Am I that kind of person? Zhao Donglai slapped the table and shouted.

Li Xiaoxie had an expression of disbelief, and asked the thief: "Why is the old sister-in-law so angry?" ”

"Why do you talk so much?" At first, Zhao Donglai was not happy, but he was really embarrassed and panicked later, so he whispered: "Hey,...... How did this happen, I didn't do anything...... Hey, just yesterday your sister-in-law stewed a bowl of chicken soup and brought it to the company to give me a drink, I happened to be reading Wen Jiàn in the office, that Xiaolan made me a cup of coffee as usual, and then she was entangled around me and didn't go away, I was upset and wanted to push her away, but I accidentally spilled the coffee on my pants, and then. ”

"Wait, Uncle Zhao, you have to explain this place, is it sprinkled on the pants or the crotch?" Li Xiaoxie asked rather unscrupulously.

Zhao Donglai asked angrily, "Does this matter?" ”

Li Xiaoxie nodded very affirmatively and said: "Of course it matters, I must understand the ins and outs of what happened, and I can't miss a single detail." ”

"Yes...... Crotch, okay! Then Xiaolan took a tissue and lay on the ground to help me wipe my crotch, I didn't want her to help, but she insisted on coming up, and at this moment, your old sister-in-law came in with chicken soup. ”

"And then?"

"Then there was no then, your old sister-in-law angrily threw the chicken soup to the ground, and then slammed the door and left, I was locked out of the door as soon as I got home at night, and she didn't listen to any explanation, hey......" Zhao Donglai looked helpless.

Li Xiaoxie was dumbfounded when he heard it, he didn't expect that there was really a bloody plot in the movie, this Lao Zhao was really unlucky, he didn't do anything, he was caught and raped by his wife, and this misunderstanding is not easy to explain. If you are any one and see a seductive little secretary lying on the ground, pouting his buttocks, holding a paper in one hand and pressing your crotch with the other, it is difficult not to misunderstand.

Li Xiaoxie sighed sympathetically: "This is really a beautiful misunderstanding, Uncle Zhao, are you sure you haven't done anything lacking in virtue recently?" ”

Zhao Donglai's face was as black as Bao Gong, and he sighed dejectedly: "I don't know people wisely, I'm in a hurry to do something, the original secretary Wanrou went home to give birth, I was short of manpower, so I went to the talent market to recruit, who knew that it would attract such an entangled person." ”

Li Xiaoxie slammed his mouth and responded: "Uncle Zhao, it's not just called pestering, it's just hooking." I estimate that if you try a little harder, it's hard for you to cheat. ”

Zhao Donglai's face was horizontal: "Stinky boy, can you speak?" It's all this time, and you're still burying me, why don't you hurry up and think of a way? ”

"Uncle Zhao, I have to have the ability to help if I want to, your little secret's vision is very high, just Uncle Zhao, you, the fifth king, can get into her eyes, and a small shopkeeper like me doesn't take it seriously at all."

Zhao Donglai's face fell, and he sighed dejectedly: "Then what should I do?" ”

"Uncle Zhao, you are the boss, you have the final say, just dismiss her."

"You still need to say this, I tried it yesterday, but Xiaolan said that she loves my courage, she doesn't want salary, she doesn't want insurance, she just wants to stay here and serve me. Hey......"

Li Xiaoxie teased with a hippie smile: "I'll go, isn't it clear that you don't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles, Uncle Zhao, I think you can take her away, free labor without money, how good it is to eat and sleep with you." ”

"Collect a fart, this Xiaolan is pestering me just for money."

Speaking of this, Li Xiaoxie seemed to suddenly have an inspiration, clapped his hands and said: "Money, yes, Uncle Zhao, I have a method, you can refer to it, isn't that Xiaolan pestering you just for money." If we make her think you're out of money, won't she just leave automatically? ”

Zhao Donglai was puzzled: "Can this work?" But how do you make her think I'm out of money? ”

Li Xiaoxie pinched his chin and thought about it before he said, "Or, Uncle Zhao, you sign a property transfer agreement, transfer all the property to me, and then I kick you out of the door?" ”

Zhao Donglai's face changed, and he looked at Li Xiaoxiao vigilantly and said, "Stinky boy, you can't be in the same group as Xiaolan, right?" My Lao Zhao has worked hard all his life, just gave you all the property, and then was swept out of the house by you, what bad idea do you kid? ”

"Hehe, it's just building yì, building yì. You can not adopt it, I'll look into it again. ”……

Three minutes later, Li Xiaoxie said slowly: "Uncle Zhao, I think about it, and this method is more feasible. In this way, if you go to find a few people on the road to pretend to be usurers, come to you to force debts, and beat you to death in front of Xiaolan, doesn't Xiaolan say that she admires you very much? At this time, you will lead the matter to her, saying that you have her in your heart and ask her to help, and then the loan shark sees that you have two legs, and you want to catch Xiaolan to sell herself to pay off the debt, then Xiaolan will definitely not agree, and immediately leave it all with you, and then run as far as you can. Then you will be wronged again and go home to bear the guilt. Be sincere, buy some flowers, rings, necklaces or something, coax, the old sister-in-law will soften her heart, don't you forgive you. ”

Zhao Donglai couldn't help but nod his head, and finally thought about it carefully, before patting Li Xiaoxie's shoulder and saying, "Okay, stinky boy, your method is not bad, but it's a little shameless, just like the master who mentioned this method, he is as thick-skinned as the city wall." ”

"Oh, I'll go, Uncle Zhao, you're always unloading the mill and killing donkeys, I spent countless brain cells to come up with this method, don't ask you to be grateful, so be polite!"

Zhao Donglai's face was horizontal: "Stinky boy, do you still have opinions?" ”

Li Xiaoxie rolled his eyes, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, I dare to have an opinion on you." ”……

After solving a big problem in his heart, Zhao Donglai's mood was obviously much better, he joked with Li Xiaoxie for a while, and personally made a pot of good tea for Li Xiaoxie to drink, and then asked: "Come so early today, shouldn't you want to come to see me on a whim?" Ready to trade gold? ”

"Hehe, you have discovered this, Uncle Zhao, your old eyes are really powerful."

"Nonsense, I don't know what virtue you kid has, I've never been able to go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. I've made a lot of money these days, right? ”

Li Xiaoxie smiled and waved his hand and said: "What has made a lot of money, just mix up and eat, the day before yesterday I went to the Great Palace of the Beast Clan, the big leader rewarded me with a little gold, I want to exchange some cash to buy supplies, recently the funds are very tight, plus the money I exchanged last time I am afraid it is not enough." ”

Zhao Donglai was surprised: "Why do you want so many funds?" Preparing for a world war? ”

"But isn't it, the big leader of the beast clan said that he was going to do a big one, let me help arm his beast army."

"Okay, then you take out the gold, I'll see if it's still the raw ore gold from last time, and give it to you at the highest price in the market."

"That's a good idea!" Li Xiaoxie loved to hear this, and happily took out a small box containing gold from his arms.

Zhao Donglai took it carefully: "Heh, it's quite heavy, there are about fifty taels, and the big leader is quite generous." ”

"Hey, give face, give face."

As he spoke, Zhao Donglai opened the small box, and there was a burst of golden light in the tea room, Zhao Donglai looked down, his face suddenly changed, and he exclaimed: "En? This is...... This is...... Dog's head gold. ”

"Poof" Li Xiaoxie, who was still drinking tea, suddenly squirted out the tea in his mouth, and hurriedly asked, "What?" Dog's head gold? Uncle Zhao, you didn't fool me, did you? ”

"See for yourself! Eighty percent is. ”

Li Xiaoxie hurriedly snatched the gold back from Zhao Donglai's hand, and looked at it anxiously, the gold in this box was really different, there was only one gold nugget with an uneven shape, but the color and texture were excellent, even Li Xiaoxie, a layman, felt extraordinary, which showed how high the value of this piece of gold was.

Li Xiaoxie's hand holding the box suddenly trembled, and he asked in a trembling voice, "Uncle Zhao, is this...... Is this really a dog's head gold? ”