Chapter 0132, the day of great joy
This time it was Li Xiaoxie's turn to be dumbfounded, I originally thought that Sister Xiaomin, who was possessed by Mei Chaofeng, was so profligate, at least she was a third-handed or fourth-hand product, but she didn't expect it to be a genuine first-hand product.
Moreover, just now, Li Xiaoxie took away someone's first kiss after half pushing and half-pushing, which suddenly made Li Xiaoxie feel a little burdened.
In his opinion, the more dissolute and unruly the virgin, the more she values her feelings and chastity more than Mount Tai, this girl doesn't care if you are voluntary or not, take away someone's first kiss, but you are not responsible, the consequences must be very strict.
With Sister Xiaomin's personality, the possibility of a thousand miles of chase is very high.
Li Xiaoxie suddenly had two big heads, stared at Zhang Xiaobai viciously and scolded: "You girl, I've told you, Lao Tzu is not interested in this Laoshizi party, you have to bring me here, this is a big trouble, right?" ”
Zhang Xiaobai said proudly: "Hehe, who knew that your kid was so charming." I've never seen Sister Xiaomin so active before.,There was a time when we thought Sister Xiaomin was gay.,Now it seems that we misunderstood.,It's not that Sister Xiaomin's sex is cold.,But the hormones in her heart haven't been stimulated yet.。 ”
Li Xiaoxie stared blankly and said, "What do you mean?" Think of me as a spring to? ”
Zhang Xiaobai saw that Li Xiaoxie was about to move, ready to use him as a punching bag, and immediately panicked, and hurriedly persuaded: "Hehe, brother, don't get excited, I'm joking with you!" What's next for you? ”
"I didn't plan to, I found that this place in Jincheng doesn't match me, and I'll go back to Fengcheng when you get married."
"It's so fast, but don't blame me for not reminding you. Xiao Min has played with us since childhood, we all know what her personality is, since she has taken a fancy to you, she will definitely not give up lightly, you should be mentally prepared. She'll probably chase her to Maple City. ”
Li Xiaoxie's head was full of black lines and said: "This Sister Xiaomin is so profligate, her family doesn't care?" ”
Zhang Xiaobai replied: "Hey, what do you know, it is normal for the children of the rivers and lakes to dare to love and hate, Xiao Min's grandfather used to be a bandit leader, and later followed the organization, fought Little Japan and Lao Jiang, and was also named a general after the founding of the People's Republic of China, so their family's military ruffian smell is very strong, her grandfather does things neatly, as long as the things that are determined must be done, Xiao Min is her grandfather's most beloved granddaughter, under the influence of desecration, this character is exactly the same as her grandfather, so, this time she has taken a fancy to you, she will definitely chase and fight." ”
"I'll go, isn't this a harmonious society? Can she force me to fail emotional matters? Li Xiaoxie said in shock
"Hey, Xiao Min's personality is like this, you can do it yourself. When the time comes, you will admit it half-pushed, or risk being chased by her old man for thousands of miles to break up with her, it's all up to you. Zhang Xiaobai said lightly.
Li Xiaoxie said with a dark face: "Ya, why do I feel like I have been tricked by you this time?" ”
"Hey, don't you rely on me? Who told you to look like a fierce spring, otherwise Xiao Min would have fallen in love with you at first sight? ”
"Damn, the fuck blames me!"
"Okay, don't ink with me here, let's go quickly, otherwise Sister Xiaomin will chase after you, and you won't have to run if you want to." Zhang Xiaobai reminded.
Li Xiaoye was startled, stopped inking, hurriedly got into the car, and fled with Zhang Xiaobai and left the scene.
As soon as he left on the front foot, Sister Xiaomin arrived with a large team of people on the back foot, and seeing that Li Xiaoxie had already walked away, Sister Xiaomin was so angry that she stomped her feet.
Li Xiaoxie's head was covered with cold sweat, and now he knew that it was so terrible for girls to be full of water.
So, here is a warning to you, there is a risk in going out to wave, in case you meet a female man who covets you, what should you do?
When the time comes, she will be pressed to the ground, will you accept it or not? ……
The third day of Li Xiaoxie's arrival in Jincheng was a good day for Zhang Xiaobai to get married.
Mr. Zhang had already asked someone to see the yellow calendar, saying that today was a rare and good day, and it was perfect for holding a wedding.
Zhang Xiaobai's mood was very excited, so early in the morning, when the rooster had just crowed, he rushed to Li Xiaoxie's room and woke Li Xiaoxie with a pull.
said that today is his big day, and he must prepare properly.
Where could Li Xiaoxie not know this kid's thoughts, it was nothing more than a little sassy, and he got up early and wanted to dress himself up handsomely, so as to fit the image of the groom.
Zhang Xiaobai pulled Li Xiaoxie to change his clothes, both of them were in black suits, the difference is that Zhang Xiaobai's is more formal, and Li Xiaoxie's is more casual, which is just the difference.
Zhang Xiaobai also invited two stylists to come over to help the two of them get styling, which naturally provoked Li Xiaoxie to complain, and he is not a girl, is it necessary to be such a sissy?
Seeing that today is Zhang Xiaobai's day of great joy, Li Xiaoxie will not pursue it, and let the stylist who has been flattering him stay by his side for more than half an hour.
However, it is undeniable that although this stylist has a bit of a sissy personality, his professional level is still very sharp, and Li Xiaoxie is simply handsome after being cleaned up by him.
No, Zhang Xiaobai said with a look of taste: "Ya, it's not fair, obviously I'm the groom, why are you so handsome?" ”
Immediately, Zhang Xiaobai turned around and asked the stylist who made his hair: "Hey, you're not mistaken, right?" I was like a green leaf, and those who didn't know thought he was the groom, and I was a foil. ”
The stylist cried and said, "Young Master Zhang, there is absolutely no such thing, you are already very handsome now." ”
"Then I don't care, master, I'm just not satisfied with this look, I'll leave it here, if you don't get me a more handsome style than him today, Ming'er, your broken store will be ready to close!" Zhang Xiaobai said with the appearance of the second ancestor who was angry with everyone and gods.
scared the stylist so much that he was about to cry, and hurriedly begged for mercy, and then helped Zhang Xiaobai change his hairstyle again.
However, Zhang Xiaobai was still not very satisfied, he always felt that Li Xiaoxie's style was more handsome, and the stylist was so anxious that he almost didn't kneel on the ground and call him grandpa.
Later, Li Xiaoxie couldn't stand it anymore, so he came out to help the stylist say a few good words, and the matter was revealed.
Everything that should be prepared is ready, and everything that should be packed is packed up.
Now is the time to wait for the auspicious time, and set off to pick up the bride.
The Zhang family attached great importance to Zhang Xiaobai's wedding this time, and prepared more than a dozen luxury cars, the wedding car was a limited edition Rolls-Royce, and the road was opened by a Foton heavy truck, followed by two Land Rovers, and the wedding car was escorted by more than ten Mercedes-Benz cars.
And what's even more exaggerated is that the second ancestor of the entire Jincheng came to support Zhang Xiaobai today, and hundreds of supercars escorted all the way, and this welcoming team was also boundless.
Zhang Xiaobai and Li Xiaoxie sat in the Rolls-Royce with Erlang's legs crossed, drinking Red Bull while saying nonsense: "Xiaobai, today is your big day, aren't you nervous at all?" ”
Zhang Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders and said: "What's so nervous, why don't you just go through the motions, and then take my Mengting home, hold a wedding, hold a banquet to introduce to everyone, and then send it to the cave room." ”
"No wonder you kid looks excited, it turns out that it's for the cave room! Why, Zhang Dashao has always made up the ticket after getting on the bus first, why is it not good this time. Li Xiaoxie teased.
Zhang Xiaobai hurriedly retorted: "Can this be the same? My Mengting is a serious and good woman, and the newlywed cave master can hand over her body to me. ”
"Speaking of which, I wonder why such a serious woman as sister-in-law falls in love with you, an unserious man?"
"Go, don't bury me here, where am I not serious? I don't know how many people have a crush on me? "Zhang Xiaobai
said with a cheeky look.
"Cut!" Li Xiaoxie decisively raised a middle finger.
Zhang Xiaobai rolled his eyes and said, "You kid is less here, let's think about what to do next, right?" Xiao Min also came today, in the red sports car not far behind. ”
Li Xiaoxie was taken aback and immediately said nervously: "Today is your big day, she shouldn't mess around, right?" ”