In a sense, there are only two kinds of people in this world -

Normal people and abnormal humans.

On this day, Yu He suddenly realized an extremely cruel truth.

What I have come into contact with now seems, seems, probably, seems...... None of them are normal people......

"How so!"

Ghosts, idiots, incorrigible social people in every sense of the word......

"In this world full of abnormal people, am I the only one who has unique elegance?"

Yu He had no choice but to hold his head.

At the same time, on the other side -

"Because the president is too idiotic, no one wants to join the student council......"

Xiaoqiu sighed softly and said-

The sign of 'Temporary Members of the Student Council' was erected at the school gate.

Salted fish, eggplant, glutinous rice balls, forks, Xiaoqiu.

Five statues cast a row of shadows on the ground.

"Why are we doing such a miserable thing? ……”

Salted Fish rolled his eyes.

"What is written in the back of that book can't be done by a few of us alone......"

Tang Yuan'er shook her head and said.

"Before the ghost teacher leaves, I can only hold on like this."

"Anyway, why hasn't the idiot the president come yet?"

Xiao Qiu sneered.

"As is customary, the president will probably have three seconds left before he appears."

Eggplant stretched out three fingers.

“3”

“2”

“1”

"A long, long time ago, there was one of the greatest student presidents on the planet, who saved the earth countless times in one crisis after another, and finally became the world's richest man......"

A smug laugh rang out.

"That's right, that's ...... me"

"The idiot president annihilates the Ascending Dragon Fist!"

'Boom~! ’

The five-clawed golden dragon wrapped around Xiao Qiu's fist let out a long roar and soared into the sky.

Yu He looked at the pit more than one meter wide in front of him.

"I almost died......

Unlike Shen Slayer, a non-human in a complete state, Xiao Qiu seems to be able to show destructive power beyond humans only under certain circumstances.

…………

"So the next thing you want to do is hang out with your friends?"

Yu He summed up the dense content on the notepad.

"That's what it means, but ah......"

Salted fish said lightly:

"We don't have any friends at all, so we don't know what to do."

"Didn't you just say something quite sad as if nothing happened......"

Yu He shook his head and sighed lightly.

"Doesn't that guy have any friends either?"

"At least that's what I said, the only way now is to catch a few coolies here...... No one came! ”

Tang Yuan'er pointed to the empty surroundings.

Humans, like other animals, are born with a certain instinct to avoid danger, and when all the members of the 13th Middle School Student Council gather together, they can raise the intuition of other creatures to the maximum, and even so far there has not been a single mosquito in the student council room, which may explain the natural avoidance instinct of normal creatures towards abnormal creatures.

"It's not that hard to just go out and play."

Xiaoqiu said lightly.

"What!!"

The student council of the Bomb Nest.

"Hang out...... It's a forbidden realm that only the rich can reach! ”

Yu He sighed bitterly:

"In this era of high consumption, in addition to ensuring the minimum cost of survival, it is all **ah!!"

"Could it be that the vice president went out to play?!"

Salted fish was shocked.

"I've only been out with people I know a few times......"

Xiaoqiu thought silently.

"I'll take care of it this time."

"Xiaoqiu, ......"

So why not burst into tears:

"I'm really sorry to always treat you like a good-for-nothing idiot! I didn't expect it to be a little bit useful at the critical moment, and I'm very pleased, president! ”

"Now, Idiot Chief, can I beat you up now?"

An extremely bright smile appeared on the corner of Xiaoqiu's mouth.

"Kill - Falling Stars Lava Kill Idiot Will Grow Divine Fist!"

"Super nirvana - Eight Desolations ** Destruction Without Beginning and Endless Destruction Idiot Will Grow Divine Fist!!"

"Super Super Kill - Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, Infinite Chaos, Ultimate Extermination, Killing Idiot, Divine Fist !!"

"Super Super Super Nirvana - Heaven and Earth, Xuanhuang Universe, Flood Desolation, Slaying Immortals, Invincible Extermination, Killing Idiots, Divine Fist !!!"

"Super Super Super Super Nirvana - The Sky is Dead, Huang Tian Should Decide My Life, I Don't Kill the Idiot by the Sky, and the Divine Fist !!!!"

…………

Afterwards, Yu He lost part of his memory of this day-

"Are you going back to the student council tomorrow?"

Ji Xi smiled and said:

"Okay, see you tomorrow, President."

Looking at the back of the girl's departure, Yu He frowned slightly.

"What the hell is going on with this sense of disobedience......

"Delusion...... Yes. ”

Thinking about it carefully, I haven't met Ji Xi many times, and this strange feeling is quite normal.

"If you think too much, people will become stupid, just go home and sleep......"

…………

An hour later, in the apartment he rented—

"There's an omelette for dinner today!"

The ghost girl's transparent eyes shimmered with star-like light.

"If it's just an omelette, I won't lose to anyone!!"

Yu He's body was shrouded in an inexplicably powerful aura, the corners of his mouth lifted a slight arc, and the pan in his palm shone brightly.

"Oh ~ oh! How shining is it now!! ”

Yu's small mouth opens into an O-shape.

The oil poured into the bottom of the pan made a sizzling sound, and a faint white smoke rose up.

Yu He's palm finger left an afterimage in mid-air, and the egg on the side was already clasped in the palm of his hand!!

Fried eggs - undoubtedly the strongest and greatest technique in the world (Yu He's personal subjectivity)

From the control of the oil temperature, the control of the pan as a whole, the more than 56 million ways to knock the eggs, and the satisfaction and emptiness of the moment when the raw eggs are beaten into the oil pan...... Only a true omelette master can appreciate it.

The god of the omelette world, the god of the omelette world, once ruled the desolate universe and conquered the three thousand worlds, the supreme god king has never ceased to watch the omelette people in the world with great and gentle eyes since ancient times.

How many omelettes have been lost, wandering, confused, and unsure of where to go.

However, after the pain and despair, they finally found the infinite light obscured by the haze, wiped away their tears, gritted their teeth, and climbed towards the peak ahead of the omelette road!

This is a road without a pen and a www.biquge.info, and there is no end, once you choose to move forward on this road, you are destined to never turn back, even if you have to miss the infinite scenery on the road of life, but for the hundreds of millions of omelettes in the world, as long as it is to get the ultimate omelette, even if you have to give up a qiē.

Once upon a time, a foreign journalist interviewed the greatest omelette of the 21st century:

"Why do you want to omelette?"

The answer is simple and straightforward, but it can touch the soul of all omelette people-

"Because the eggs are there."

Omelette is not just a simple food for omeletteers, but only words such as dream, hope, life, and soul can be expressed.

Yu He silently looked at the egg in his palm and slowly exhaled.

A ray of light emerged from the depths of his pupils like lightning.

The Egg Splitting Technique, one of the world's strongest omelette techniques, is the ultimate technique to split the egg shell in half in mid-air with the power of a single palm, so that the egg white is completely separated from the eggshell, leaving no trace left.

Egg whites and yolks fall from mid-air, changing shape in the air.

The rising air wave of oil temperature is like an invisible palm, gently holding up the egg that has lost the protection of the eggshell, in this moment, or for eternity.

In the blink of an eye, which ordinary people can't react to, it really seems like a century for omelettes.

Before the deformed protein flowing in the air touches the surface of the oil and condenses, it is the last moment of the egg and the beginning of its life.

Eggs don't appear in the world to become an omelette, but even if they have to endure unbearable pain, they will only bloom into the ultimate beauty when they become an omelette.

The phoenix nirvana, in the flames of the achievement of new life, breaking the cocoon into a butterfly, the end of this life will be the beginning of a new life.

So, at the moment of the end of his life, the egg understood that his life was only for this moment.

Even if you have to be scorched by the terrifying temperature of oil, even if you have to usher in the end on the beating fiery serpent......

"Strange sweat in my eyes......"

Yu He turned his face and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Goodbye eggs, we used to run together in the sunset, we promised each other that we would never be separated.

It is precisely because of the extreme liking for you, and because of the never-fading promise left at the beginning.

Goodbye egg, I will never forget every moment I was with you, and I will never cut off the bond between you and me.

Even if one day he walks to the farthest corner of the world, even if he crosses the passage of time, the vicissitudes of life.

…………

And then...... Hello, Omelette –

"Yu He's omelette is so delicious~"

He said with a bulging mouth.

"One bite...... I ate it. ”

Yu He felt more tired than ever.

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