Chapter 169: Fainting
Everyone was stunned, and Wu Feng himself was stunned. But think about it, zombies can evolve a hairy King Kong species, and there is nothing to make a fuss about him Wu Feng evolving a cat's eye. The four words of recognizing ancestors and returning to ancestors explain a qiē.
At this time, Xiao Tao's expression became weird, she seemed to be a little excited, and her eyes were full of anticipation. Wu Feng noticed that Xiao Tao, this girl was staring at his ears, right?!
Wu Feng subconsciously touched his ears, and after taking a breath, he didn't forget to touch his tail vertebrae. Fortunately, it's all normal, he didn't grow cat ears and tails!
Several old men of the Doomsday Alliance looked at Wu Feng's actions, and they all laughed "poof".
Xiao Tao hurriedly looked away embarrassedly and said, "Brother Wu Feng, it's okay if you're fine." Then we'll go back to the car. ”
Although everyone still didn't know why Wu Feng fainted before, now that he was fine, it didn't matter. Moreover, Wu Feng evolved the cat pupil, and everyone took it for granted even if it was a minute, but it still took time to digest and digest it, and they didn't have the energy to be curious about the others for the time being.
It is still a dozen or twenty minutes' drive from the abandoned hot spring inn, and everyone decided to hurry first.
As a result, within three minutes of the convoy being on the road, Xie Tingting's shout suddenly came from the walkie-talkie, "Fainting?!" ”
Then, everyone immediately pricked up their ears again, and they were so excited that there was always something curious.
It turned out that after hitting the road again, Xie Tingting asked Wu Feng why he fainted before.
Wu Feng thought about it for a while and said it truthfully.
At that time, he estimated that the time was almost up. He shook off the group of zombies and ran back at full speed. But not long after he ran, he suddenly began to feel dizzy. Actually, it's not too sudden.
It was his second run at full speed after the battle against the white-haired King Kong. At first, the same situation was the same as before. Because he ran so fast, he couldn't see his surroundings clearly for a while. Then, after a while, like the last time, he suddenly saw clearly again from a certain moment.
Now that Wu Feng knew that he had evolved a cat pupil, he naturally thought that the pupils of his eyes must have become cat pupils at that time. He didn't know it at the time.
He just felt like his eyesight had suddenly gotten better. The last time he fought against the white-haired King Kong, he was too nervous to study carefully, but this time he just wanted to run back to meet everyone, and he was in a relaxed mood. He was able to see the landscape around him with his "new" eyes. Close-up, far-sighted, and farther views...... As a result, after a while, he began to double his vision.
It's okay to see in the distance, but the closer you are, the more ghosting it is. It even began to blur, as if a lot of apparitions appeared. Wu Feng is difficult to explain.
Xiao Qi interjected, "Why does it sound like watching a 3D movie without 3D glasses?" ”
The people in the car suddenly understood Wu Feng's feelings at that time. The four little animals didn't understand it for a while.
Because Xiao Meow asked, "What do you mean to watch 3D movies without 3D glasses?" ”
Midori listened. I couldn't answer this time.
However, both the princess and Tyson watched a 3D movie with their master before the end of the world. So the two of them explained to Little Meow and Little Green. Little Meow and Little Green also seem to understand whether they understand or not.
Wu Feng continued to reminisce.
He stopped there. He blinked in place and shook his head, and after a while, the surrounding scenery stabilized. But he ran again, and soon the same situation arose. And he also felt that he was starting to feel nauseous, tired, and his heart rhythm was starting to be erratic.
Wu Feng was shocked at that time, thinking that his ability was about to run out. His head was dizzy, and he didn't have the energy to wonder if he was running out of abilities or something else. He only had time to let out a small meow in his heart before he fainted completely.
After that he passed out.
Thinking about it now, Wu Feng said to himself: "I suspect that I am not used to cat pupils, plus fast running." The scene in front of you changes too quickly for the brain to handle...... How to say it. I feel like I'm fainting. ”
Motion sickness?
Bao Jianfeng and Xiao Qi were surprised by this truth, and Xie Tingting exclaimed directly.
So, because the walkie-talkies of the four cars were all turned on at all times, in order to keep in touch at all times, Xie Tingting's exclamation was heard by several cars behind them.
It's just that because Xie Tingting and Wu Feng were talking in a low voice at the beginning, the three cars behind the previous article were not heard. But before anyone else could ask, Xiao Qi had already carefully used the guò walkie-talkie to give the people behind him an overview of the previous text.
There was silence for a moment, and then laughter from four cars rang out over the intercom at the same time.
"I've heard of motion sickness, it's too ridiculous to run with motion sickness, right? Ha ha! I was wrong, it's not, who let Brother Feng pick it up faster than the car! Hahaha! ”
There was a sentence mixed in with the laughter. Wu Feng didn't hear which kid was laughing at him for a while. But he wasn't angry, but a little shy.
Xie Tingting also laughed, slapped Wu Feng on the arm, and scolded: "Dead man! You won't run slower if you faint. Who forced you to run so fast? actually fainted directly. It scared me to death. ”
Wu Feng immediately apologized: "Tingting~ Wife!" I'm wrong, can't I? I don't just want to rush back to meet everyone, but I mainly want to do my best to fulfill my promise to my wife. ”
Xie Tingting was stunned, "What promise?" Don't change the subject! ”
Wu Feng didn't explain, and as soon as he stretched out his hands, he hugged Xie Tingting into his arms, "What's the matter!" ”
The rest of the creatures in Bao Jianfeng's car immediately consciously ignored the back seat and began to kiss me and my little couple.
However, after a minute, Xiao Qi still couldn't help but get close to Bao Jianfeng, and asked in a low voice, "Do you say that Wu Feng has used 'wall dong'?" ”
Bao Jianfeng didn't pay attention to Xiao Qi. However, Xiao Qi noticed that Bao Jianfeng was stunned for a moment when he heard the word "wall dong". This can't be because you haven't heard of the word "wall knock", right? Alas - forget it. Xiao Qi touched his nose, and suddenly he had no interest in gossiping.
Xiao Qi didn't know. His bass gossip that Bao Jianfeng didn't understand, in fact, Wu Feng and Xie Tingting in the back seat heard it.
Xie Tingting immediately pushed Wu Feng away, but she was kissed by Wu Feng so much that her face was flushed. Tender. Gasp. Recite. groaned, and she was powerless to reprimand Wu Feng for diverting her attention with "wall knock"**. Xie Tingting just glared at Wu Feng, but this glance was just a little cautious in Wu Feng's eyes, and it didn't play its due effect at all. There is no way, Xie Tingting's expression is too rippling, and it is difficult for Wu Feng not to automatically think crookedly.
Wu Feng didn't know that Xiao Meow had "listened" to all his thoughts. With its clever little head. Naturally, I understood the mystery of "Wall Dong" in seconds.
Xiao Meow grinned at the time, and said in his heart, the wall is good!
As a result, the other three critters were immediately aroused by Meow's evil smile.
"What are you laughing at?" Three and one asked.
Little Meow answered. "Oh, I just got a new skill called Wall-Dong**."
"Wall knock**?" It was also the first time the three little animals had heard of this term, and they immediately became intrigued.
"Listen to me......"
"Don't say it!" Wu Feng didn't "hear" what Xiao Meow was going to say in his head. Immediately, a spirit shouted to stop Meow.
"What are you not allowed to say?" Xie Tingting glanced at Wu Feng.
"Hey, hey. Nothing. Wu Feng smiled flatteringly at Xie Tingting, turned around and waited for Xiao Meow to glance at him, and said in his heart, "You are absolutely not allowed to say it." ”
"If you don't say it, you won't say it." Little Meow thought to herself, when I go back, I'll go and tell the princess in private.
"Don't say it in private!" Wu Feng squinted his eyes and stared at Xiao Meow dangerously.
Little Meow glanced at him. Wu Feng understood in seconds, smiled bitterly, and asked, "Say it." I can't do anything about imported canned tuna for the time being, you want to eat something else. You said. ”
Xiao Meow gave Wu Feng a big smile and said, "Braised pork!" ”
"Deal!"
That's it. Wait for the three to ask Xiao Meow again, and Xiao Meow only tells them, "Don't ask, just wait to go back and eat braised pork." ”
At the same time, Wu Feng had already been particularly flattering to Xie Tingting, begging: "Wife, you can make braised pork for dinner tonight." ”
Xie Tingting was still angry, and immediately refused, "Don't do it!" ”
"Ah, maybe I didn't have braised pork to eat. So let's move on to the topic of wall knocks. ”
"Huh? Don't have braised pork to eat? No matter what, what exactly is the wall? ”
"Wife! I beg you! Let's make braised pork at night! ”
"Don't do it!"
"Alas, it's hard to say, I still want to eat braised pork."
"Wife! I beg you! ”
"Don't do it! …… You're not sincere enough. ”
……
Of course, after everyone happily returned to the hot spring hotel, Xie Tingting still made braised pork in the end.
However, Xie Tingting deliberately did not give Wu Fengsheng braised pork. Xie Tingting also boiled porridge and made two or three light side dishes, mainly to take care of Uncle Zhao's ten people, and also to be considerate of Qu Yaoyang's 39 people. This meal is basically light, easy to digest, and nutritious. Braised pork is to take care of everyone's appetite in the Apocalyptic Alliance except for Wu Feng.
Xie Tingting didn't give Wu Fengsheng braised pork, which was called his vertigo before, and he shouldn't eat too greasy now. In fact, Xie Tingting was still angry, thinking that Wu Feng was hungry for braised pork. She did, but she just wouldn't give him food!
Wu Feng was a little crying and laughing, and even a little aggrieved. He explained to Xie Tingting in every possible way, saying that he had never expected to faint. Besides, his current cat pupils and speed running skills are unstable, not that he can control it if he wants to. Xie Tingting still bit it, complaining that he just didn't care for himself and made himself faint. He was really aggrieved and sweet by Xie Tingting.
However, Xie Tingting didn't give him braised pork, in fact, he really didn't care, anyway, his goal was achieved.
Xie Tingting naturally made dinner for four small animals full of braised pork, especially Xiao Meow. Xie Tingting is actually very grateful to Xiao Meow for finding Wu Feng.
Xiao Meow was satisfied with eating Xie Tingting's braised pork, so naturally she didn't talk to the princess about the topic of Bidong.
Therefore, Wu Feng listened to Xie Tingting in the end, and he still complained about him because he cared about him, and ate the vegetarian dishes on his plate, which was sweeter than eating braised pork. If you have a wife like this, what more could a husband ask for? (To be continued......)
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