Wang Duofu saw Yiyue talking, Youwei just smiled faintly, he thought about it, and did think of a funny story, before he opened his mouth, he laughed first, Baoyue couldn't see the story that had not been said, the storyteller laughed first, she immediately urged: "Don't laugh first, after you finish speaking, the little lady thinks it's funny, you laugh again!" ”

After Wang Duofu adjusted his feelings, he cleared his throat and began to say:

The small living in Baihe Village, there is a person who does not learn and has no skills, but likes to pretend to be very knowledgeable, after a long time, the people in the village are clear, and they are tired of no longer exposing it, he is still complacent, thinking that what he said is more and more reasonable, and the villagers can't refute it, so they listen to his reasoning. As everyone knows, everyone no longer cares about him.

One day, the village came to a county lord to inspect, although this person has no ink, but also knows to climb up to enjoy the food and eat beside the county lord, he specially killed chickens and pigs in the yard of the house to set up a banquet, the county lord just wanted to experience the fun of the farm, so he happily went to the banquet.

When drinking, everyone was slightly drunk, and the words were also warm, and this person asked the county master flatteringly: "How many sons does the lord have?" The county magistrate replied: "I have two dogs, what about you?" ”

This rhetorical question stumped this person, and he thought: The county master said that he has two dogs, that is, the son of the dog, so I can't be taller than the county master! Thinking about how to answer, the county master was a little strange, did he still need to think about answering his sons? So he asked.

The man didn't dare not answer, and finally spoke after holding back for a long time: "I only have a seven-year-old little Wang Ba." ”

As soon as the words fell, Baoyue had already rolled to Youwei's feet and laughed, still holding Youwei's calves, Youwei was frightened and funny, she was afraid that she would be found by Baoyue by stepping on the soles of wooden shoes, and the funny thing was that she was infected by Baoyue's toothless laughter, Yiyue forcibly helped Baoyue up: "What a big person, and you are still laughing so heartlessly." ”

Baoyue just leaned on Youwei's leg and rubbed her belly, Youwei sat and pulled her up and sat beside her: "You don't need to be disciplined outside, Baoyue can laugh if you want to, I don't restrain you at all!" ”

At this time, Wan Niang brought a bowl of soup to Wang Duofu: "Brother Xiaofu, drink some soup first, this is the most cool and detoxifying, and it is very comfortable to drink." ”

Wang Duofu immediately stood up and took it, and then prepared a bowl to dry, but the soup was too hot, but he was first scalded to blow his upper lip, the action was very funny and cute, although Youwei was a few months younger than Wang Duofu, but the mentality is the psychology of a twenty-six-year-old, seeing such an innocent and cute side of a thirteen-year-old child, he naturally smiled slightly, and said to Wanniang: "You take him to wash it with cold water, in case it is not good." ”

Wan Niang answered yes and went down with Wang Duofu.

Yi Yue looked outside, estimated the time, and said to Baoyue, who was still smiling, "It's almost dinner, let's go to the small kitchen to prepare some food for the little lady." After speaking, he pulled Huyue and left.

When everyone in the house was gone, the smile on her face was quickly contained, she was sure that Yiyue must have some ulterior secret, at present, Yiyue has not made a move, she can only stand still, and I don't know if Yiyue has found out that her master has been changed, if she doesn't find out, as long as Yiyue doesn't come out of the moth, Youwei will let Yiyue marry out in advance, and give some suitable silver to die and not get along, if it is discovered...... Youwei couldn't help but clench the handkerchief in her hand.

Hearing the sound of footsteps outside, Youwei hurriedly spread the handkerchief in her hand on her lap, as if she was pondering the needle and thread, she looked up at the door, it turned out to be Wang Duofu, she was a little strange: "Why are you here?" ”

Wang Duofu walked over with some restraint: "The little one saw that the little lady was bored and sat in the house all day long, and remembered that the village girl was as old as the little lady, and she could still travel together lively...... In a few days, it is the Dragon Boat Festival, there is a lake behind the village, called Baihe Lake, we will go to the origami boat to compete whose boat is slippery......"

Youwei looked at Wang Duofu and motioned for him to continue, Wang Duofu also knew from Youwei's eyes that Youwei did not reject him, his heart was relieved, his expression was not so restrained, and he said with a smile: "This game is very fun, and it is not limited to paper boats, as long as it can float, it will be a victory if it floats farthest!" Will the little lady go to participate? ”

Youwei didn't have much interest when she heard it, and she was wearing wooden soles, and it was hard to stand, let alone participate in the competition, she was ready to find a reason to perfunctory, but suddenly saw Wang Duofu's clear eyes staring at her, Youwei's heart moved, and said with a smile: "Okay, I think it's interesting to listen." ”

Wang Duofu was overjoyed, and arched his hand: "After lunch, the little one will hire a stable ox cart, the little lady has to prepare a boat, and there is a gadget to prepare, whoever wins will give the gadget he prepared to the winner, and he can't cry if he loses, he will be laughed at." ”

Youwei nodded with a smile, with an innocent look between her eyebrows, and then Yiyue came in with a meal and said to Wang Duofu: "You eat in the small kitchen first, I have already left you a good meal." ”

Don't report to the master about this matter first, Youwei only knows that the maid doesn't do this, and she won't mind this little thing, Wang Duofu looked at Youwei, as if waiting for Youwei's affirmation, Youwei naturally smiled and said, "You go quickly." Wang Duofu went out after giving up.

Quickly walked to the door, and when he passed by Yiyue, Yiyue hated Wang Duofu: "Your sister and I will talk to you, and you will only agree to say three words, and if you say a word, you will fart upside down, faster than the holy decree." Without waiting for Wang Duofu to speak, Yiyue said to Youweifu: "The little lady is kind-hearted, leave food for Xiaofu's brother, the slave wants to accompany him to eat in the kitchen, and look at the little lady's ......" Youwei still smiled and nodded, and Yiyue happily pulled Wang Duofu out.

In the evening, after hugging the moon and waiting for Youwei to finish eating, she served her a bowl of soup, and was still immersed in Wang Duofu's joke: "Little Wang Ba, haha is so interesting, I don't know what the county lord looks like, it's funny to think about it." ”

Youwei smiled and said: "The joke is to be endless and meaningful, if I tell you in detail about the county master's reaction, you will probably find it boring." ”

Baoyue put the bowl in front of Youwei and nodded: "The little lady seems to be the same when she says this." I've been to Baihe Village a few times before, that little brother Fu looks silent, not interesting at all, I didn't expect the joke I said today to be very funny, I knew that I would tease him a few, and I will talk to the little lady when I come back. ”

Youwei drank the soup and didn't speak, but Wanniang raised her head and looked at the small kitchen thoughtfully.