On sunny days, it can always give people a pleasant mood, especially in this ravine, mixed with the fragrance of grass, the breeze gently blows on the face, giving people a rare sense of relaxation......

Lin Ruoxi looked at the children chasing and playing on the basketball court and felt very satisfied.

"Unexpectedly, in addition to being loving, you are also quite knowledgeable, hehe, is this a confirmation of the saying "people should not be disguised"? ”

"If you don't work hard, the boss will be sad! You should quickly quit the bad habit of eating and study hard! Wang Erwu looked at Lin Ruoxi and said.

"Eating is a bad habit? If you have the ability, you can quit the meal and give it to me! Besides, is there anything wrong with what I just said? ”

"Is it alright? Do you know what it means that people should not be disfigured? If you love abundance, how can you catch the thief? This is a fragment from Journey to the West, and now it is generally used to describe the kind of person who looks mediocre or is not good-looking, but has great skills! Excellent as me, I usually wear two scarves on the street, how can I use this sentence? ”

"Two scarves? What do you mean? ”

"Is there no lower limit to your IQ? Don't know this? ”

"In this warm weather, tie a scarf, unless you are sick! Or two? Are you trying to say that you yourself are very sick? Haha, IQ cancer at an advanced stage? ”

"You're sick! Do you know how to write the word "handsome"? Stare carefully at the word "handsome" and savor it slowly, and you will understand. Like me, who is "as beautiful as an orchid in temperament and more talented than immortals", I am born with both talent and appearance, and when others see my appearance, they take it for granted that I am talented. The word "judging people by their appearance" can be put into my textbooks for elementary school students as a negative teaching material and a typical demonstration of wrong words. ”

Lin Ruoxi smiled and applauded, "I'm starting to worship you a little!" Even narcissism can be so knowledgeable and literate! Isn't there a popular phrase on the Internet right now? Say what is delicious and don't want to drink, and your face is the same, don't want to ......"

Wang Erwu habitually touched his head and said with a smile, "I don't know how to feel...... Hehe. ”

"Don't play dumb with me! But to be honest, after staying in Lingang Village for so long, I am really a little reluctant to be here, and the thought of leaving tomorrow makes me feel very uncomfortable! Lin Ruoxi sighed.

Wang Erwu was full of seriousness and patted Lin Ruoxi's shoulder, "Ruoxi, look at the hill over there, there is a green vegetable field, water spinach, lettuce, spinach everything!" And now? It's all ...... Bald...... If you look over there, it used to be a dense bamboo forest, but now? It's all deserted! You swallowed a large bamboo forest in order to eat a bamboo shoot, and you still don't want to leave? Are you going to force the folks to death? The villagers have already hidden the grain, and the village chief said, if you don't leave, they will have to move......"

"Is that an exaggeration? Besides, haven't you heard that "people are hard to dismantle"? ”

"Did I debunk you? I'm talking about the lightest! Did I mention that the village chief's pig is missing? Did I mention that the sheep of the old Yang family were actually taken away by wolves? Did I mention that there is no treasure under the old Zhangjia vegetable field? You said it lightly, now every time the village chief goes home, he asks me, Marshal Tianpeng, has his old man come back? I can only say in good conscience that Chang'e has reconciled with him and will not come back in the near future. What about Lao Yang? Every time I go out with a shotgun, I gather my brothers to go up the mountain to find wolves at night! The most pitiful is the old Zhang family, who is still digging in the vegetable field, and they are about to dig a well! …… Besides, you don't see anything difficult in your life at all? The real bitterness is the children who have lost a lot of hunger! It's really "scary"! Since you like the Internet so much, I will post a photo of you eating on the Internet, you don't need to praise it at all, and you will be a new "Internet celebrity" the next day! ”

Lin Ruoxi smiled, "As the saying goes, the people take food as the sky!" ”

"Yes," the king regards the people as the sky, and the people regard food as the sky. This sentence is indeed from "Hanshu Li Shiqi Biography", but with the passage of time, to the present, there is a new derivation behind this sentence, called, "Food is safe first!" The original meaning of this sentence is to say, food should be clean and hygienic, and safety first! Of course, these foods in the village are natural and pollution-free, and it is safe for you to eat! But...... The whole village is not safe! ”

Lin Ruoxi nodded, "Hey! Don't always bury people like this, just go! No one has to stay here, and there is no feast in the world! After the feast is over, it will be scattered after all, I understand this truth. ”

"I'm talking foodie! Is your world all about eating? Does this sentence have anything to do with eating? ”

"Don't you eat at the feast? Don't think that you can fool me if you are highly educated, I hear this sentence a lot! ”

"I said you're from a music department, what are you fighting with me? I graduated from the Department of Chinese, majoring in Chinese Language and Literature. But if you don't believe me, why don't we have some excitement? ”

"Exciting? How to play? Lin Ruoxi was puzzled.

"Gamble money! Bet ten bucks! Wang Erwu's eyes lit up.

"Ten bucks? Haha, that's exciting? Lin Ruoxi sneered.

"Ten yuan is already the biggest gamble in my life, okay, I just gave all the money to the village, let them keep it, and in the future, the village will come to the volunteer teachers, and they can improve the food for the teachers."

"How can you gamble if you don't have any money? What will you pay me if you lose? Lin Ruoxi asked.

"If I lose, I'll do whatever you tell me to do."

"Good!" Lin Ruoxi smiled confidently, just taking this opportunity to take revenge on Wang Erwu.

Wang Erwu smiled mysteriously, thinking that the ten yuan must have arrived, and then said, "There is a saying in "Dream of Red Mansions", there is a long shed built for thousands of miles, and there is no feast in the world that will not be dispersed. How do you mean that? ”

"It's the local tyrant, the family has money, invite guests to dinner, the table is set for thousands of miles, how lively! However, when the meal was finished, the people still had to disperse. ”

"Hehe, your literal comprehension skills are quite strong. According to what you say, the "Jingwei Mingxi Heaven and Earth are moved!" The mountains and trees are green and human, and people are fish and insects. "It can be understood that Jingwei screamed, the heavens and the earth were afraid, and when the mountains and trees were green, people would become fish and insects, so there was a mermaid legend?"

Lin Ruoxi was stunned, "How do I understand these things that I haven't heard, we are betting on the sentence that the world will not disperse." ”

"Well, this feast, refers to the use of reeds or bamboos and other plants cut open the book woven into the ground for people to sit and lie on the utensils, the Ming Dynasty, Feng Menglong "Xing Shi Hengyan" wrote: "There is no feast in the world, it will be closed for a thousand years, and there must be a separate day." That is the true origin of what we now understand as the feast of all the world! Even by your foodie standards, can you eat a meal for a thousand years? If Yugong moved mountains back then, and you 100 foodies went to eat mountains, you might not be able to eat for a thousand years, right? Let's not discuss whether you can live for a thousand years, it's a miracle that this meal can not become moldy, after a meal, the bowl in your hand has become an antique, the cutlery has become a fossil, and the hair has grown enough to circle the earth three times, is this realistic? Eldest sister! ”

Lin Ruoxi thought about it, but she was speechless, so she could only obediently take out ten yuan and hand it to Wang Erwu......