Chapter 52: What a Sneak Attack!
"Hey, Mom!"
"Thirteen, are you going now?" There was a kind voice from his mother on the phone, and Gou Shisan, who had just loaded the gift from Ke Lin'er into the car, answered the phone with some excitement, and his mother rarely called him, especially after he was discharged from the army.
It's not that I don't want to, but I can't help it, because my parents have rheumatism, and my family is not rich, and long-distance phone calls are a few dollars for ten minutes. The parents who were already frugal were really reluctant, and many times Gou Shisan's call home, they asked him to hang up the phone after asking about his health and work.
"Mom, I should be there at four o'clock in the afternoon. It was convenient for me to drive myself this time, and I set off right away. Gou Shisan, who was a little excited, trembled when he spoke, recalling his parents' gray hair in his mind, and his eyes were a little sour from the wind and frost left by the years and hardships on his face.
"Ah, drive yourself? This is good, this is good! Thirteen, be careful on the road! Mom laughed and laughed very happily. During this time, the family had money, and the medicine could keep up, and the condition of the two of them was alleviated.
"Well, I know! You tell my dad don't worry, your son is the boss driver, and he is skilled! Mom, let's talk when we get home! I'm hanging, bye-bye! Gou Shisan hung up the phone with a smile, rolled down the window and waved goodbye to Ke Lin'er and Xinqing who sent him down, and the car quickly disappeared in front of everyone.
Goujiagou is located in the southwest of Kunshi City, which belongs to Tong County, one of the poverty-stricken counties in Yunnan Province. Yunnan Province belongs to the plateau, and there is no land, and most of it is some mountain dams. Although Tong County claims to be a large agricultural county, the usable land area is not very large, about 600 kilometers away from Kunshi.
The first half of the road from Kunshi to Tongxian is not bad, high-speed!
Out of the toll booth into the city, Gou Shisan's speed slowly increased, turned on the music, and the slow singing accompanied by the gentle spring breeze dispelled the faint parting sorrow. It was clear immediately, and the traffic on the highway was not small.
Because there are many tunnels on the Shanduo Expressway, more than 30 kilometers out of the city is the Jigongshan Tunnel. This is the longest tunnel on Gou Shisan's way home, with a total length of more than 1,600 kilometers, directly passing through a big mountain.
In line with the principle of safety, Gou 13 slowly began to slow down a kilometer in front of the tunnel, and three private cars whizzed past him, and the sound of the horn was heard far away, far away, and could even be heard echoing in the mountains.
"Damn, bastards are looking for death! If there is a traffic accident in the tunnel, you can pick up the life if you don't die, a group of ****! Gou Shisan scolded speechlessly, with an angry expression on his face. He took out a cigarette and lit it, and the car slowed down to about forty yards and slowly drove to a tunnel not far away.
Boom!
Well? What's the sound?
Drip, drip!
"Hey, something seems wrong!" A crash and horn sound came from the tunnel, and Gou Shisan turned his turn signal and slowly stopped in the emergency lane not far from the tunnel. opened the door and craned his neck curiously to look ahead, the two cars in front of him also slowly stopped, and a man covered in blood staggered out.
"Hey, what's going on buddy?"
"It could be a car accident, pay attention to the car behind you first!" A twenty-five or six man stuck out his head and asked loudly, Gou Shisan glanced back at the other party, and suddenly found that a Chery F0 was heading straight to the tail of the Daben at a speed of 100 meters, and hurriedly reminded.
"Ouch, that's ......!"
Boom!
As soon as the other party reacted, his body shook and then there was a loud bang. Daben rushed forward a few steps by inertia, and the buddy opened the door and got out of the car with a hard face.
"I'm cǎo Nima, how do you drive a ****? Parking in the middle of the road and looking for death? Before Brother Daben could speak, there was a roar behind him, and a burly bald head got out of the car with an angry face and pointed at Daben and scolded, Gou Shisan looked at the car in front and the two people who were about to tear up in the back a little speechlessly.
"I want to ask you! Paralyzed, didn't you see that the cars in front of you were stopped? Why are you looking for death so quickly? "Daben Nan is not good at stubble, I thought that it would not be a big deal to be hit for my own reasons, but the soul behind the paralysis was too horizontal and shouted slowly.
"You're looking for a fight, aren't you?" The bald man took off his clothes and threw them on the roof of the car, holding a fist the size of a sandbag and going straight to the big man. The hideous face, coupled with the tattoo on the arm that I don't know what the hell it is, is really a bit of an old boy.
"Hey, there may be a big problem ahead of my brother, let's go and save people first!" Gou Thirteen couldn't stand it anymore, there was an accident in front of the paralysis, and someone ran out covered in blood to ask for help, how can you tear it up at this time?
It's okay to tear up buddies, but it's time to score, right? Now that human life is at stake, you're still in the mood to tear up, it's not right, buddy, you can't pretend not to see it!
", you're not a good bird! Paralyzed, don't be nosy! The bald man obviously didn't have a very good temper, and he didn't throw off Gou Thirteen and scolded him directly.
"Paralyzed, **** cub, you'd better not interfere! My husband is killing me now, and my mother is so big?! A flamboyantly dressed woman in the car, with a face that could scare ghosts, stuck her head out of the car window and pointed at Gou Thirteen and scolded.
"Thanks, brother! It's a dog, why don't I believe it's reasonable to hit someone's car?! "Brother Da Ben is obviously angry, don't think that you are tall and mighty, although Lao Tzu is thin, but my buddy is full of muscles! Brother Daben thought that Gou Thirteen persuaded him to fight because he was afraid that he would suffer, but the conscience of heaven and earth, buddy really saw an accident in front of him before he spoke!
As for the eldest sister who can scare ghosts to death, I just want to say that you are so sure that you didn't crawl out of the thousand-year-old tomb? Oh, that's not right! Damn, it's the little dragon girl who crawled out of the thousand-year-old tomb, the fairy sister!
, big sister, you won't come back from the scene of the car accident, will you? Ahem, it's so far away. Forget it, let's solve the conflict in front of you first, and then quickly go to save people!
"Stop!"
"I said buddy, you're not very authentic like this! I'm also looking at this matter, it's obviously your responsibility, you don't pay attention to it like this! Gou 13 walked over with a smile, stretched out his hand to stop the two who were about to rush together, and looked at the macho man.
"Paralyzed, there are really scum who are not afraid of death! Okay, since you also want to die, let's go together! The bald man looked at Gou Shisan with disdain, then glanced back at his daughter-in-law, and immediately laughed proudly when he saw that the other party was cheering for him.
"Cut, buddy, stand back! Today, if Lao Tzu doesn't kill this bastard, Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Yao, and I've never seen such a scumbag who is arrogant! Brother Da Ben took off the watch in his hand and the big toad mirror on his forehead and put them in the car, and waved his hand to stop Gou Shisandao.
"You ****, who do you say is scumbag? You're the scumbag, your family is scum! The eldest sister who could scare the ghost to death in the car behind suddenly went crazy, opened the car door and rushed over with a scream, like a yaksha who wanted to eat people.
"Poof, you want such a superb paralysis? Sure enough, the taste is strong enough, no wonder the mouth is so stinky! The big runner is not muddy, he directly ignored the eldest sister who was scared to death and looked at the bald man with disdain, and said with a smile, in his opinion, it is a shame to win a quarrel with a woman, and it is even more shameful to lose!
"Why do you say that again?"
"Bald, are you still not a man, and you still don't do it after the old lady has been scolded?" The eldest sister of the scared ghost yelled at the bald man viciously, looking like you don't do it yourself.
", why are you sitting so much nonsense? Lao Tzu will naturally kill this **** cub, but now Lao Tzu is the boss! It's a pity that the bald head doesn't know what is wrong, so he turned around and grabbed the woman who wanted to rush up and scolded.
Paralyzed, isn't it a shame? If it weren't for the money in your bag, I would have kicked you a slut a long time ago! You also kicked your nose in the face, Lao Tzu is now showing the charm of a man, why don't you run up to eat while complaining?
"You paralyzing bald head! The old lady is not finished with you, you are so ...... to eat"
Syllable!
The bald head frowned, and slapped the woman's face directly with his backhand, and the woman was instantly stunned. Gou Thirteen and Brother Da Ben were also dumbfounded, what is the situation with this Nima? Didn't you say that you were going to tear it up, why did you suddenly get into infighting?
"Don't be verbose, here Lao Tzu has the final say!" The bald head turned around viciously and shouted, in fact, this woman is not his daughter-in-law at all, she is a rich ****, if it weren't for the fact that the other party has a lot of money, he can really play with the other party for so long?
With your appearance, you can scare ghosts to death at night, and your plain zhì, I'm so embarrassed to talk about you! Give you some color and give Lao Tzu a sè, why don't I smoke you? If you come out with soft rice again, do you want to be embarrassed?
was originally dissatisfied with the other party's image and temper and other aspects, coupled with the stimulation of Brother Daben just now, the bald man finally broke out. This slap can be said to make him much more comfortable, not only preventing the other party from exposing the threat of his true nature, but also finding a trace of pleasure for the torture he has been suffering recently.
"Alright, boy, let the horses come! I'm going to teach you what it means to pretend to be forced today, mom can't get used to you being a loser who has no ability to drive a luxury car! The bald man ignored the crying eldest sister who was sitting on the ground, and turned his head to look at Gou Shisan and Brother Daben with disdain.
"Hehe, are you sure you want to play? I think you better go and coax your customers first, don't be beaten up and don't even have to pay for the medicine! Your grandfather is the master who only beats people and doesn't care about the cost of medicine! The smile on Gou Shisan's face became even bigger, if anyone who was familiar with him must know that this special kid was the prelude to going crazy.
"Fuck off, you two weak chickens can still eat me? Lao Tzu let you easily kill you with one hand, and I don't care if I beat you with medicine, I don't care if I kill or bury you! The bald brother was very angry, and rushed towards Gou Thirteen with a howl.
Don't look at him as burly and scary, but Gou Thirteen easily put him to the ground. The other two didn't react, and the bald man looked at the blue sky above his head with a stunned face, what is the situation?
"Hey, this time doesn't count, you are a sneak attack!" xh:.74.240.212