Chapter 142: The Law of Dick Silk
The King of Silk! Damn, the little brother is no longer that stupid hanger, how can he still be called like this?? No way! Who wrote this, Lao Tzu is going to chop him up!!
Tang Ruxin, who was on the side, saw that Li Xiaoer was about to explode, so he laughed and hurriedly pulled Li Xiaoer and said, "Okay, okay!" Now that you've read it, don't continue to appreciate it here, I'm afraid you'll die here, let's go down to eat, otherwise we will definitely be misunderstood by Yang Yujie's dead girl!! ”
As for Li Xiaoer, he was in no mood to follow Tang Ruxin, his eyes were empty at the moment, and he didn't feel anything at all, just like he was helpless in life and wanted to solve his own feeling immediately! Very distressed!!
"What's wrong, go upstairs, how did he become like this when you're okay??" Yang Yujie saw Li Xiaoer's changes at a glance, so she said with some amusement: "Shouldn't you make you happy, should you be even happier?" Why are you so sad? Did you abuse him? ”
"How is that possible!! Am I that kind of person? Hearing Yang Yujie say this, Tang Ruxin immediately denied it, and then whispered to Yang Yujie: "It's not the post on our school's homepage, saying that he is the king of silk, and now he is depressed!" ”
"That's what happened!! Li Xiaoer, don't worry! Actually, there's nothing about it! Look at what you used to look like, isn't it just a pure ** silk, although it is better now, it is not a pure ** silk, but it still has a lot to do with ** silk, and you are now the head of that group of ** silk, this is a supreme honor! Most people want to conquer those otaku, they have to rely on bare breasts and thighs and the like, you don't have any of these, so you should be proud! ”
"Get out!"
Li Xiaoer heard Yang Zijin say this, and immediately said coldly: "If you like this kind of title, you can take it, don't give it to me!" ”
"Give it to me! I can't! Yang Zijin immediately shook his head and said to Li Xiaoer: "I am the eldest young master of the Yang family!" What a prestigious position this is! How can it be**silk! Don't talk about it! That's it, you keep saying that you're not **silk, so let me ask you. ”
"What are you going to ask me?"
"Of course, it's to see if you're a ** silk!"
"What's there to ask about this! Am I ** silk, don't you know? Li Xiaoer looked at Tang Ruxin and Yang Yujie suspiciously.
But both of them expressed great doubts, and Li Xiaoxi couldn't stand it!
"Isn't it! You also think I'm **silk?? No, when did I look like a **silk! I don't understand, how am I a **silk! ”
"You don't have to worry, I'll ask you a few questions now, if you answer these questions fluently, and you are not allowed to lie, then we will know if you are ** silk!"
"You don't believe me so much??" Li Xiaoer looked at the three people around him suspiciously.
The three of them nodded in unison, which made Li Xiaoer immediately angry, pointed to Yang Zijin's nose and said, "Come on, come on!" Hurry up and ask me! I'm going to prove it to you and see if I'm a ** silk!! ”
"Well, you have to listen well, you can't lie about this question!"
"Hurry up, don't sell it here!"
"Are you a virgin?"
"Place...... Virgin? Li Xiaoer's face turned red, does this have anything to do with **silk??
Yang Zijin, Tang Ruxin and Yang Yujie looked at Li Xiaoer's changes, so they immediately knew Li Xiaoer's details and Li Xiaoer's answer.
"That...... Does this have anything to do with whether I'm ** silk or not?? Li Xiaoer asked with a little weakness.
"This, it's not a necessary relationship, but there are still some relationships, it's okay, you don't have to answer, we already know the answer." Yang Zijin nodded and said.
"I didn't say you knew??" Li Xiaoer looked at the three of them in shock, and then immediately said, "What's wrong with me being a virgin!" Is it true that if you are a virgin, you must be **silk? What's wrong with me being a virgin, it means that I can't at all, this is my strength, you guys don't turn my advantages into my shortcomings, okay!! ”
"But, Xiao Er......" Yang Yujie really felt sorry for Li Xiaoer's current situation, so she reached out and grabbed Li Xiaoer's hand, and said to Li Xiaoer: "Don't you know, the current ** silk number one rule is virgin ......"
"What...... What ......"
In the future, Li Xiaoer didn't listen to it much at all, but when he heard this sentence, he was already in a state of spirit! !
"Because you have to know that the current rich and handsome, there are beautiful women around him, so it is impossible to be a virgin at all, this is a recognized truth, what you have to know is that the antonym of Gao Fu Shuai is **silk, since you are a virgin, then you are **silk, this no longer has any meaning!"
"Moreover, it can be seen from your temperament that you are a complete ** silk, you said that you have also seen those rich and handsome, even if you are not compared with those rich and handsome, Su Wengong, you have always seen it! Elegant manners, and never put motherfuck or anything like that on your lips when you speak, and then look at you, always look like a social gangster, you say you're not **silk, so what are you?? ”
Li Xiaoer looked at Tang Ruxin speechlessly, and then immediately stood up, walked to the corner and squatted down.
"What are you doing?" Tang Ruxin asked Li Xiaoer puzzled.
"Ignore me, I want to be alone now."
"He's angry!" Yang Yujie said slowly in Tang Ruxin's ear: "He thought he was not ** silk, and he had to prove it in front of us, but he didn't expect that the more he proved, the more he would show that he was a full ** silk, do you think he can not be angry?" You too, let's just say a few words, why are you still rubbing salt in his wounds! ”
Tang Ruxin listened to Yang Yujie say this, so she walked to Li Xiaoer's side, squatted down in the same way, and said to Li Xiaoer: "Good, it was my fault just now, I shouldn't have said that about you, but you also have to know your true situation, we are also telling you, don't forget your original things when you are proud, be a man, just be happy!" Well, don't be angry, come over and eat!! ”
Li Xiaoer turned his head slowly, looking at Tang Ruxin with cold eyes, and was about to cry.
"I said you! Doesn't that mean you're **silk! What's wrong with the silk! **Isn't silk alive! Silk is destined to be discriminated against by others! If you want to live out your own style, is **silk destined to be lonely for a lifetime?? Tang Ruxin said angrily to Li Xiaoer.
"That's right!! My brother is a man with a wife! How am I ** silk! I won't be a virgin then!! Li Xiaoer immediately stood up and said with his head held high.
"Yes, yes, you are a person with a wife, good, hurry up and eat!" Yang Yujie said perfunctorily to Li Xiaoer.
Listening to a few people coaxing themselves, Li Xiaoer sat on the table happily, looked at the three people, and then said slowly: "I'm not ** silk!" ”
"I know you're not **silk! Don't say it again, if you say it again, you'll still be **silk! Tang Ruxin looked at Li Xiaoer coldly and said.
Frightened, Li Xiaoer immediately closed his mouth, and cautiously reached out to pick up the vegetables, very carefully.
Seeing Li Xiaoer's aggrieved appearance, Yang Yujie felt very funny, so she immediately took out her mobile phone and started shooting all kinds of ......
Li Xiaoer was also very happy and cooperated with the filming task......
"I heard your laughter through the door, how did you defeat Ji Yuqi, are you so happy?"
As he was talking, Su Wengong pushed open the door and walked in.
Li Xiaoer watched Su Wengong walk in, and his first reaction was to immediately return to his previous appearance, and he was no longer in a state of comics.
"Xiao Su, why are you here?" Tang Ruxin and Su Wengong have a very good relationship, so they are often called Su Wengong and Xiao Su like Tang Qiren.
"This matter is solved, I naturally came over to educate this stinky boy for Mr. Tang!"
"Hey! What's wrong with me, why should you educate me! Li Xiaoer looked at Su Wengong puzzled and asked.
"Don't you know how much damage this incident has brought to Mr. Tang? Mr. Tang's strength is not as good as the Ji family, if it is just relying on Mr. Tang's strength, this matter will definitely not end so easily. ”
"Didn't Li Xiaoer defeat the Japanese called Maeda, and Ji Yuqi kept his promise and ended this matter?" Tang Ruxin looked at Su Wengong puzzled and asked.
"Impossible! Although Ji Yuqi said this bet in front of Li Xiaoer, but this bet was not said to everyone, but even if he said it in front of everyone, if Ji Yuqi wanted to regret it, it was just a matter of one sentence, just find a reason, although Ji Bohe's matter was turned over, but there were one thing after another, but these things did not happen, it means that someone has solved it for us behind our backs, and ......"
"I suppose you know who it is, right?" Su Wengong looked at Yang Yujie who was speaking, and said softly.
"That's right, the Tang family has a Su Wengong, and our Yang family naturally has a Hua Chongming! Tang Su Yanghua is notoriously powerful in the imperial capital, this time the matter is so big, how can it not be Hua Chongming? ”
"It seems that it is really a wise choice for your Yang family to let you inherit, but unfortunately you are a girl, if you are a boy, the situation in the imperial capital will be completely rewritten now!"
Li Xiaoer agreed, Yang Yujie, this little girl is so powerful, so powerful that she has no ability to parry at all, and she is the kind of smart in her bones, she never hesitates to be angry, the reason why Li Xiaoer has become like this is inseparable from Yang Yujie's company.
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