Chapter 707: The Hopeless Huaxia Martial Arts Society
Is there a mistake, Nima is obviously a Chinese martial arts club, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he just keeps in shape, and the ghost will not think that keeping in shape has anything to do with Chinese martial arts, okay? Also, what the hell is this poster that the president made? Is it okay for Nima to imitate Bruce Lee and imitate it? This posture is like a dog eating, what the hell is this wearing a Nike tracksuit?
"Damn, I said senior, are you mistaken, you still call yourself a Chinese martial arts club?" Yi Yunqian couldn't stand it anymore, and said speechlessly, "You won't be swaggering warlocks, right?" Chinese martial arts? Where do I see any hints of martial arts? Senior, let me take the liberty of saying, are you practicing martial arts with this figure, and you are not afraid of flashing to your waist? ”
"Uh...... Ahem, haha, what's that, the emphasis is on participation, isn't it about participation......" The fat senior wiped his sweat a little embarrassedly and smiled awkwardly, "I'm just a miscellaneous member of the club, not an elite." Hey, it's not easy to mix credits these days, and besides, when I was a freshman, I really wanted to lose weight and train a muscle, but unfortunately this muscle was not trained, and there was an extra layer of fat. ”
Xiao Qiang couldn't help but roll his eyes, this Huaxia martial arts club was obviously completely hopeless, he turned his head and said, "Yushan, let's go to other clubs to take a look, I don't want to get a muscle into this club and a fat body out, it's too terrifying." ”
Body is also very important for a beautiful woman, Liu Yushan nodded thoughtfully, and wanted to leave with Xiao Qiang. The fat senior saw that it was not easy to touch these three freshmen, where would he still let them go, so he grabbed Xiao Qiang and turned his head and shouted, "President, President Liao Zhongqiang!" Someone wants to join our club!! ”
"Huh? Dead fatty, did I hear me right? Someone wants to add our community?? Almost reflexively, a figure suddenly got up from near the long table and looked at it in disbelief while rubbing his eyes.
Xiao Qiang glanced at him, this guy's appearance is exactly the same as the guy on the poster, obviously this propaganda poster is based on this guy to make zuò. He was really a little speechless, this dignified president named Liao Zhongqiang actually slept on a chair at the critical moment of recruiting new students? Do you want to recruit members just because of this? It's a dream!
With this, Xiao Qiang instantly lost any interest in this Chinese martial arts club, and turned around to continue to leave with Liu Yushan and Yi Yunqian. At this time, the fat senior hurriedly said unrelentingly, "A few juniors, don't worry, joining our club will definitely not disappoint you!" ”
Definitely not going to disappoint? What the hell! Xiao Qiang ignored him in a depressed manner, and was about to leave. At this time, the president was finally a little sober, and stepped forward and grinned, "Don't worry, a few juniors, listen to me first, listen to me!" ”
Liu Yushan sighed lightly and stopped, and said to President Liao Zhongqiang, "I said that the president of this club, every club has its historical origins, and I believe that you are not the first pioneer of this society, but the successor." But are you doing this right, the seniors who have worked hard for this club before? When recruiting new members, you are sleeping a lot, and with your style, how many new students will be willing to join your club? ”
In the face of Liu Yushan's dissatisfied questioning, President Liao Zhongqiang also showed a little embarrassment on his face, and said with some guilt, "This senior sister, you are right, but ...... That's not what I wanted...... Really, we don't have much hope of beckoning new students...... There are fewer and fewer students beckoning from this club every year, and there are very few remaining members of this year, and we also want to do our part for the club, but unfortunately this beckoning new student activity has passed for more than an hour, and no one cares about it at all, and I am really bored to fall asleep......"
Xiao Qiang showed a hint of surprise and said in disbelief, "How is this possible?" Chinese martial arts is the quintessence of the country, how can it be reduced to the point that no one cares? And no matter how bad it is, it won't be so down, right? Could it be that today's college students are not interested in martial arts? Don't want to practice martial arts and self-defense? ”
"I don't really believe it, even abroad, when I joined the high school club, the martial arts club was very popular, and it was a big club in the school. I didn't sign up because there were too many suspects, how did I get to the real hometown of martial arts, but the situation will become like this? Liu Yushan also said in disbelief, "There must be something wrong with you." ”
President Liao Zhongqiang scratched his head and shook his head with a wry smile, "It's not the problem of our club itself, it's really caused by the inherent defects of Chinese martial arts." If you look at clubs 34 and 35 on the right, they also teach martial arts, but they are overcrowded. All the students of Chinese martial arts were poached by those two clubs. ”
Xiao Qiang looked in the direction pointed by President Liao Zhongqiang, and sure enough, he saw that the registration offices of the two clubs not far away were overcrowded, and after he glanced at the posters of the two clubs, he immediately finally understood what was going on.
"Taekwondo...... Karate...... Isn't that the martial arts of country R and country H? You mean...... The Huaxia martial arts club was destroyed by those two martial arts clubs? Liu Yushan was obviously a little puzzled, "But those are foreign kung fu, are they variants of Chinese martial arts?" This sounds like an apprentice stealing the master's job, which is really a bit incredible. ”
Liu Yushan didn't understand, but Xiao Qiang knew it very well in his heart. He explained, "Yu Shan, you don't know the current predicament of Huaxia martial arts, so you will think this thing is very strange and incredible, but I have a deep understanding. ”
Xiao Qiang really has a deep understanding, and when he went back to Yunnan-Guizhou Province to look for the Qingfeng faction, he encountered such the most typical example. At the moment, this is just a university club, but where the Qingfeng faction is located, there is a real struggle between sects! Even in such a formal struggle, the Chinese martial arts have lost, not to mention the lower-level groups such as the university club.
"The most important reason why Chinese martial arts can compete with foreign kung fu such as taekwondo and karate is that the results are slow." Xiao Qiang explained to Liu Yushan, "Foreigners are formed because of their interest in Chinese martial arts, and they don't want to be practical, but they just feel that in order to experience Chinese culture, there are naturally a lot of people who sign up." The citizens of Huaxia naturally do not have any mystery about martial arts, and most of them practice Chinese martial arts, just to strengthen their bodies and defend themselves with martial arts. However, people in modern society are too utilitarian and want to rush everything, but they have never thought about what it means to be quick and not reach. ”
"Chinese martial arts need to be practiced and accumulated for many years in order to have a certain effect, and the talent requirements for people are also very demanding, but taekwondo and karate these evolved kung fu is short-term effective, but often go deep into the essence and connotation is not as exquisite as Chinese martial arts, so it is often easier to learn, it seems more efficient, and it is naturally more tempting for modern people than the slow Chinese martial arts."