Chapter 70: Boring and boring
The vast crowd, listening to the principal's passionate speech, the sound passed through the two huge speakers, and the ears of almost all the teachers under the sound were undoubtedly broken.
It wasn't until the headmaster's gushing speech suddenly stopped that the teachers were completely freed from the noise that was about to collapse. For a moment, I felt that my ears were not my own.
"It's finally over, my mom, it's so painful, I've been standing for too long, my legs hurt."
"Your leg hurts, who isn't, what kind of crazy guy is the principal, you have been talking for so long."
"I'll have to lie on the table and rest well after class, otherwise my legs will be broken. It's so sad. ”
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There was a lot of discontent like this, and it seemed that everyone was talking to the principal for that long time. There is a little anger in her stomach, even if she has a good temper, she can't stand the appearance of the principal.
The duck voice, the big belly poop after a speech, more people evaluate the principal, are these two words. Undoubtedly, the rector just gave an impassioned speech. While motivating the students' fighting spirit, by the way, it also indirectly instigated the students' dissatisfaction.
With the end of the speech, for many people, this Monday, invisibly shrouded in a tense learning atmosphere, may also be because the principal has that duck voice speech, because the rendering is in place, everyone is blinded by the scholarship of the knowledge contest of 1,000 yuan, for the top students in the class, this is undoubtedly the best way to show themselves, the time to show their strength is not far away.
The warmth of early autumn at the beginning slowly dissipated over time, replaced by the coolness of autumn, from the morning to school, without even a single class, he was pulled to the playground and listened to the speech that lasted for more than an hour, which was undoubtedly a refusal for Sheng Chen.
This time, the school played its cards out of common sense, and everything that had been planned at the beginning was disrupted, but fortunately, the nightmare only lasted for more than an hour.
"Oh, you're annoyed, stay away from me, I'll talk to you about the stinky stone, do you hear me!"
"Hey daughter-in-law, what do you command!"
"Get out of here, who is your daughter-in-law, stinky and shameless" In front of Sheng Chen and a few of them, Mo Shi was still unscrupulous, after hearing Mo Shi's words that made people blush, Yang Xinyi's pretty face suddenly swelled with a touch of crimson, and she glanced at Mo Shi, and raised her pink fist to fight back.
In the face of Yang Xinyi's shy appearance, Mo Shi was rarely serious, there were too many people coming and going, even if it was very difficult for no one to pay attention to the two of them, after all, in full view.
After returning to the class, the subtle expressions on everyone's faces said one thing, the temptation thrown by the principal was too great, although a thousand yuan was not a lot, but it represented the supreme honor of Chenguang Junior High School, but in comparison, the people in the special area called the back three rows in the class didn't seem to have the slightest interest in these things.
Still that lifeless appearance, has been ingrained in every student in the back row, as if nothing can shake them, except for eating and sleeping, going to the toilet, more time is to stay in their seats, this group is called the back row.
The front row and the back row belong to the kind of gap between heaven and earth, and the first three rows and the back three rows are all powerful groups composed of top students and scumbags, and they cannot be ignored.
After the speech, except for the last three rows, which are still so interesting, the seats in front of me are silently studying on their own.
"Haha, I rely on stupid big panties, and they have to be green!"
"Wang Hai, you just know, 182's pants are all enlarged and thickened, so as to block his menacing fart skills, if one day he farts and blows up a hole in his pants, then it will be fucked."
"Hahaha......"
Li Reform's words suddenly made a burst of laughter from the back three rows, but Yang Chun's counterattack also caught Li Reform a little off guard, "Your mother's Li Reform, your younger brother Li Kaifang, your father's name is Li Jianguo, your family's name is stained with the light of the motherland, but I don't know what kind of mother gave birth to such a king and eight calves as you." ”
"Yang Chun, who are you scolding!" Li Kaikai suddenly stopped, the two of them are twins, Li Gai was born a minute earlier than him, and the two of them are almost identical except for a black mole at the corner of Li Gai's eye.
"I scolded Li Reform's mother, it's your!"
"You say what you care about me, he was born to my own brother's mother, and if you scold your mother, you are scolding my mother! You're still asking me if you're sick in the head. ”
For a while, the three of them were-for-tat, Li reformed, Li Kai, and Yang Chun almost only looked at each other with their eyes, and no one made a move, so they were deadlocked.
"Poof!"
A loud bang rang out, Wang Hai hurriedly pinched his nose, and Li Reform and Li Kaikai were also startled by Yang Chun's anxious fart.
"Damn, mom save me, this gas bomb is too fierce..."
"It's still a familiar ingredient, a familiar recipe. I'm going to throw up......"
Almost instantly, the defensive measures were implemented by the classmates around Yang Chun, and the more prepared ones pinched their noses, calmly took out a bottle of hairspray from the hole in the table, and sprayed it to fight the smell of fart.
"Poof!" There was another familiar sound, and almost everyone in the back three rows almost rolled their eyes, some pinched their noses with their hands, some buried their heads in books, and some ran to the window......
"You're still over!" This sentence was shouted by Mo Shi, although he was in that special and sensitive place in the back three rows, but the flames of war had already burned to him, oh no! To be precise, the smell of fart has already wafted to him.
"Do you have any hairspray left, I'm taking it out and spraying it, hurry up, I'm about to be smoked to death."
"I know, pity me for more than forty bottles of hairspray, it's wasted..."
"Take it, don't grind, isn't it just a bottle of hairspray, it won't use you much."
"Sneer......"
360 degrees sprayed this bottle of apple-flavored hairspray without dead ends, completely obliterating Yang Chun's stinky fart. The carpet style of inspection and killing has completely dissipated the smell.
"Give your hairspray back!"
"Why is there so much left?" Zhang Yang took the hairspray in Wang Hai's hand and shook it a few times, obviously feeling that the weight of the hairspray was much lighter than before.
"You ask me, who do I ask, just pray that this thing can be held back, otherwise sooner or later he will be smoked to death." Wang Hai pointed at Yang Chundao.
"Where's the leaf I gave you on Saturday morning!"
"Did you say that maple leaf, I put it at home, what's wrong?" Xiao Ruoning suddenly took the initiative to talk to Sheng Chen, which made Sheng Chen a little flattered.
"Oh yes, it's okay." A flash of disappointment flashed in Xiao Ruoning's eyes, Sheng Chen asked Xiao Ruoning inexplicably, and then he didn't ask inexplicably, he was very confused, even so, he couldn't think of a reason......