"Chapter 268: Acrobatic Director"
"Teacher, there is one thing that I have always been very curious about, can I ask?" Zhao Linger couldn't help it.
"Ask, I'll have a good chat with you today, I'm afraid there won't be many opportunities like this in the future." Wang Erwu's mood was also very complicated, in order to avenge Lin Ruoxi's revenge, he had to choose to give up his favorite career.
"Then I asked, teacher, you are so rich, why are you usually so stingy?"
"Hehe, I'm not stingy! That's a good habit! ”
"Habit?"
"Yes! One day a long time ago, when a certain scientist was a child, he saw a row of small pits neatly arranged on the stone steps under the eaves, and he thought it was very strange, and he couldn't figure out what was going on for a long time, so he went to ask his father: "Father, who knocked out the small pit on the stone slab under the eaves?" What is it for?" Seeing his son so curious, the father said happily: "It's not a human chiseling, it's caused by the neighbors urinating in the open." "It's even stranger for the little scientist that urine can still knock hard stones out of the pit? My father patiently explained: "Of course, a drop of urine can't knock out a pit, but over time, every bit of urine keeps urinating, not only can you pee out of the pit, but you can also pee out of a hole!" Didn't the ancients often say, 'dripping water pierces stones'! That's it. His father's words stirred up ripples in the little scientist's heart, and he sat on the stone steps under the eaves, looked at his father, and nodded as if he didn't understand. Then I turned that place into a public toilet! Educate people not to defecate in the open. Wang Erwu explained.
"There's also a story, a strange plan, a 14-year-old kid's running plan: the first month: run 1000 meters from the family building to the school, the second month: add 50 meters, that is, 1050 meters, the third month: add another 50 meters, that is, 1100 meters, the fourth month: run the 1200 meters from the family building to the hospital, the plan goes on and on, and it increases every month, and by the second year it starts to increase to 5000 meters. This is indeed a very inconspicuous plan, not only strange but also ridiculous, how simple is it to add so many tens of meters every month? Some people even ridiculed that this must be a long-distance running compromise written by a lazy child to perfunctory his parents or teachers. Six years later, he stood on the podium. The little boy stood on the podium and he won the national para sports long run championship - taking the gold medal. At this time, it was discovered that he was a child with a congenital disability (only one leg) and epilepsy. People were moved and asked him the secret of his success, and he just said this very common sentence: "Every time I run, I say to myself: Let me finish this run." ””
"Teacher, I am the same, I have been diligent and thrifty since I was a child, just imagine, if you can save one dollar per hour, then it is 24 yuan a day, 8,760 yuan a year, and nearly 90,000 yuan in ten years! What if you could save a dollar a minute? That's 540,000! What if every second counts as you save money? That's more than 30 million! What does this mean? It means a kind of willpower, a kind of perseverance. It is this tenacious willpower that has made me persevere, and how many difficulties I have overcome and how much sweat I have shed during this period. But this bit by bit accumulation, unrelenting accumulation will pay off, and I finally became the chairman of Halloween International, didn't I? Actually, you can too! As long as you dare to think! You can do it! There are many such people like teachers, such as Tong Dizhou, the "father of Chinese cloning", meteorologist Zhu Kezhen, Jin Dynasty writer Zuo Si, Qing Dynasty famous painter Zheng Banqiao, and so on. And we now have some young people who want to be writers when they see a good novel! Seeing Chen Jingrun take off the crown of mathematics, he fantasized about being a mathematician! I went to a concert and wanted to be a singer again. If you don't have a clear goal like this, and you don't work in one direction, how can you have the spirit of penetrating the rocks? Wang Erwu gave examples again and again.
"Hey, I've seen the door slamper! But to be able to say that slamming the door is a kind of fearless spirit, I'm afraid that only you are the only one. Yao Yiyao said.
The atmosphere in the conference room was mobilized, back to the old atmosphere, and everyone knew that their producers had not changed, at least not for them. Just when everyone was playing, Deputy Director Xu walked in with a straight face, followed by Chen Wei, who was naturally bruised.
"Wang Erwu! You're so unreasonable! Actually openly beating up a colleague in the office! "Deputy Director Xu has long wanted to rectify Wang Erwu, but he has never had a chance, and now he has finally caught his handle, so he naturally came to Xingshi to ask for guilt.
"Assaulting a colleague? Director Xu, don't wronged a good person! Wang Erwu didn't look at Chen Wei at all.
"Is this still wrong? Look at Director Chen! Covered in wounds! In the face of ironclad evidence, you still quibble? Isn't there a little remorse? It seems that if the main station doesn't give you a look at the color, you will be lawless! ”
"Evidence? I hit him with a wound? So many people die every day in the world, can I say that he killed them? Wang Erwu said with a smile.
"You! There can be witnesses here! You can't get rid of it if you want to! Deputy Director Xu grimaced.
"Really? How did I see that Director Chen came to practice yoga early in the morning, and then stuffed himself into the second floor of the refrigerator, but he got stuck in it and couldn't get out, and he caused his own bruises! ”
"Wang Erwu! Please be serious! Practicing yoga? What international jokes? Are you an acrobat as the director of our TV station? ”
"I didn't say that, the so-called skills are not pressing, yoga is Director Chen's specialty, and we don't know the level of CCTV directors! Especially me, do you think my bones are so hard? Not to mention practicing yoga, it is estimated that you will have a fracture after two upside downs! This is not something that anyone else at the TV station can do! ”
"Good! Wang Erwu, you are now unrepentant, right? Chen Wei, go and call the witnesses! Deputy Director Xu said angrily.
"They all saw it!" Chen Wei had the support of Deputy Director Xu, and he was confident, pointing to the people present and saying.
"Tell me, did Wang Erwu kick Director Chen just now?" Deputy Director Xu looked around with a high-minded look, and the meaning was obvious, if anyone told a lie, he would be dealt with together.
"I didn't see it, I only saw the word horse under Director Chen!"
"Yes! I also only saw Director Chen's backflip! ”
"Yes! He also tossed backwards for two and a half weeks and a half and turned and bent his body for a week and a half! ”
"And a big boulder on my chest!"
"Swallow the sword!"
"The blindfolded darts with apples on their heads shoot themselves!"
Everyone, you said everything I said, and Deputy Director Xu was dumbfounded......
"You guys! Sling the bull! "Chen Wei is in a hurry!" Am I really a busker? ”
Everyone brushed together, and the chicks nodded their heads like pecks of rice.
Chen Wei was not convinced! He thought that the people in the "Crazy Saturday" column were all colluding with Wang Erwu, so he dragged Deputy Director Xu to the big office of the choreographer and director department to find eyewitnesses on a talk show.
But what surprised them was that what Zhang Yu and Liu Ming, including Qin Yuwei, said, was much the same as what the members of the "Crazy Saturday" column team said.
This made Deputy Director Xu confused, and looked at Chen Wei suspiciously, "Could it be that you really hurt yourself?" ”
Chen Wei was stunned for a moment, "Deputy Director Xu, don't you suspect that I have taken medicine......
PS: Thank you for the tips from Sora Youcao, Chic Brother 2, Mr. Wuling, Daocheng Hongyu, and Master Saitama. (To be continued.) )