Chapter 22 Riding and Archery Lessons
"Mama Bi, I want to ask you a question." She munched on her meal and kept blinking.
"I'll ask after eating."
Li Wei pursed her lips, "I can't eat if I don't ask." ”
"You, just bully Mama and hurt you. Hurry up and say. "Mama Bi has tolerated all these little problems of hers for the time being, after all, Her Majesty was too hard in the past.
"Hehe," Li Wei said with a smile, "I saw a sentence in the book that said that if you don't see each other for a day, you will be like three autumns." What does this mean? Could it be that I can't see Mama Bi for a day, and this day is as long as three autumns? "Pretending to be stupid has always been a must-have trick for her.
Mama Bi sneered, the hair of Zhu Lan Yucui shook secretly, Li Wei was dizzy, hey, it was said that she could eat it when she saw Mama Bi, and she could even laugh so deliciously, you can really think about whether the object of "not seeing you for a day is like three autumns" should find someone like Mama Bi.
"Your Majesty, this sentence is not to describe ordinary two people. It must be both men and women, a concubine, or one party loves the other deeply, so that there will be a feeling of not seeing each other for a day. ”
"Did Mama Bi ever feel like this?" Hehe, this is my ultimate goal, pick up, move quickly.
"Your Majesty laughed again, the palace maid in the palace, where can there be someone who loves each other." Mama Bi looked calm, as if she really didn't have any hidden feelings.
Li Wei didn't believe it, "Don't talk about love, there should always be someone you like, right?" Isn't there Mama Bi? ”
"With an identity like ours, we shouldn't think about these illusory and hopeless things. Your Majesty, it's time for you to eat well, and you need a lunch break. Mama Bi simply cut off the topic, but she was thinking in her heart, Her Majesty is also fourteen years old, should she teach her some ways of men and women? Majesty's question today shows that she is already curious about the relationship between men and women, so she should find a teacher to teach, Majesty is a woman, and it is easy to suffer in this matter, this matter can not be sloppy.
Li Wei didn't know that she was the one who was in the pit this time, and Mama Bi arranged a lot of sweet and sour flavoring for her next life.
After the lunch break, Li Wei put on a riding shooting suit, and when Mama Bi was waiting by her side, she unintentionally asked-
"Your Majesty, should you recruit a few more people to serve?"
Li Wei realized later, "Does Mama think there are fewer people?" Then find a few more palace maids. In addition, send two more people to you, and I will have a few Mo Qin. ”
"Your Majesty, what the slave is talking about is recruiting a few men." Mama Bi smiled.
Li Wei paused, "What are you talking about?" ”
"Majesty grew up since childhood, surrounded by palace maids and eunuchs, and there are no other royal brothers and brothers, there are too few men, Mama thought, should I help Majesty Xià recruit a few intimate men to serve, so that His Majesty Xià will not be too curious about the affairs of men and women, and get used to it after a few more contacts."
Li Wei pretended to be serious: "Ahem, this matter is not urgent, Mama can help me find a candidate first." "Wow Ka Ka, you can still recruit men to serve in close quarters, cough, be low-key, there are so many beautiful men in the world, can I choose slowly?
Thinking that the palace was surrounded by beautiful men, Li Wei shook her head after being excited, although she was happy to see beautiful men, but it was not practical, she thought that although she was a little obscene, she still hoped to find someone who loved and grew old together. However, the possibility of a beautiful man's harem still made her excitedly ride the shooting range all the way, the corners of her mouth were still rising, and she smiled a little more when she saw the regent, and the latter wondered if the emperor had dementia, or did she actually come to the realm of Maitreya Buddha by copying books these days?
"The Emperor's Law has been copied?" He asked.
Li Wei suddenly restrained her smile.
Guan Qianyi had a sure look on his face. How could the thing that made her happy be copying books, and why did this king think that she had an epiphany because of copying books?
"That book is so thick and condenses the wisdom of so many ancestors and grandfathers, how could I finish copying it so quickly. I'll have to taste it slowly! So, I decided that I would make this book my life's work! Li Wei looked excited, clenched her hands into fists and cheered, full of energy.
"Hmph, a book can you copy for a lifetime? Don't make excuses for your laziness. "The Lord Regent saw through it at a glance.
"NONO, MY FEELINGS ARE UNFATHOMABLE, YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND A MARTIAL ARTIST. Let's get started, what are you going to learn today? ”
"What else can you learn, you haven't even learned how to get on a horse."
The black line on Li Wei's forehead slid over the ......
Speaking of riding and archery lessons, Li Wei was really full of tears. The myth of the undefeated campus and the myth of the smart emperor that continues today were destroyed in the riding and archery class, shame on people!
Let's talk about the riding and archery course first, in fact, it is not as simple and fun as she imagined, it can be called rough!
Rough one, you have to be fast on the horse. Why? Horses are not your friends, at least these sweat-soaked BMWs who originally said that they were the mounts of the emperor Xià don't recognize people! As soon as you get closer, you kick your hooves angrily, you say it's not angry! Today's Li Wei is not tall enough in the first place, and has no martial arts skills in the second, so how to pedal the horse quickly, so it took several days to build a good relationship with the horse at the beginning.
Rough two, the bow must be full moon! You said that this ancient person is really hypocritical, the bow and arrow used for the emperor must be made of vajra black iron, the weight is not light, she can lift it, but she can't pull this tight string! The cowhide is not so tight! After only two attempts, my hands were tired and paralyzed!
Rough three, the archery distance was within her visual range, but it was outside her range, she worked hard to learn the bow posture for three days, and finally failed because of lack of strength, the regent had to put the target closer, and finally gave her a disdainful look.
In the end, she couldn't, she could only admit that her foundation was poor and learn from scratch.
In order to exercise her body, she actually started with Zama Step!
She is also known as a young woman, and her hands cramped when she practiced archery a few days ago, and Mama Bi was so distressed that she couldn't wait to play on her behalf; However, as soon as this Zama step came, her legs and feet were constantly trembling, and Mama Bi massaged her legs every night, and secretly scolded the regent for being so rude and rude, after all, His Majesty was just a child, and she was still a girl, how could she learn it all at once.
Well, today's Zama step has finally passed, but it is still quite difficult to get on the horse, the horse is always reluctant to let her get close when no one is leading, she sometimes wonders strangely, is it possible that the horse can see that the soul in my heart has actually changed to another person, so it is so disobedient?
Since this is the case, the girl will not pity the horse.
Li Wei grabbed the saddle, ran on the horse with a stride, and then immediately grabbed the reins, the horse did not move, shook the horse's buttocks, and reluctantly walked a few steps, Li Wei was a whip on the horse's buttocks, the horse was really angry, kicked his legs, shook in place, just didn't want to run, Li Wei didn't know how to be good with the reins, she was competitive, she had a plan, took off one of her hairpins from her head, and stabbed the horse's buttocks. Li Wei is bold enough, the first time she got on the horse, she dared to ride a horse and run fast!
The regent had been waiting for her to learn to get on the horse not far away, but he didn't expect to see her galloping away by the horses when he turned around.
In order to prevent herself from falling off the horse, Li Wei grasped several essentials, one is to absolutely control the reins, the second is to step on the horse, and the third is to maintain balance! However, what if the reins have been taken off and have been lost a long time ago!
Li Wei hugged the horse's neck tightly and exclaimed all the way: "Help--the regent save me, I'm going to die-" Li Wei closed her eyes and screamed, and then heard a few whistles, and the horse's fart under her suddenly turned in a different direction, but the speed did not decrease at all, and Li Wei shouted again-
"Oh no, I'm going to die, help—"
Suddenly feeling the irritable horse's front body raised, Li Wei hugged the horse's neck and was so frightened that she couldn't make a sound, and after a hoof landed, Li Wei waited for several seconds and found that she was stable on the horse's back.
"What are you still doing? Hurry down! The Regent's voice was beside him.
Li Wei opened her eyes, but saw an incomparably harmonious scene: her BMW was fighting with the regent's brown horse, intimate, where did her horse still have that irritable appearance!
This horse will also pick people to bully?
Li Wei trembled and fell to the ground, complaining that the regent stood by and watched. I saw him take a closer look at his horse, and after finding a little scar on the horse's buttocks, he swept it with cold eyes.
"What did you do to the horse?"