Chapter 124: You Pit Us
Doctor Hu over there was also a little dumbfounded, this fragrant pill tastes really sweet, just like those jelly beans, it is most liked by children. γγ
But this thing! There must be advantages and disadvantages, such as incense pills, eating the stomach may be fine for a while, but it does not mean that it will be fine after a while.
These incense pills all melted out of their mouths, and when something happened, it wasn't a big deal, at most it was a quarter of an hour of squatting in a pit or something.
To put it simply, another effect of this incense pill is to soothe the stomach and clear the urine. In the previous life, Imperial Physician Hu gave Su Ran medicinal herb pills, on the one hand, eating incense pills can promote the volatile effect of the medicine, but now, Imperial Physician Hu is a little untenable.
He wanted to run, there were only one or two people here who didn't eat, one was the fifth princess, when she was sick before, she probably tried, but she didn't say it at the first time, obviously because she was bad in her heart.
There is also a Su Ran, the strange thing is that he has not left a incense pill for Su Ran before, could it be that the incense pill made by himself, the ninth princess can't look at it, think about it, don't rule out this possibility!
Su Ran didn't open his mouth because he just said a word, and the little friends couldn't wait to put the incense pill in their mouths, and when they spoke at this time, they believed that their little friends would probably spit them all out.
What makes Su Ran entangled is that this incense pill seems to be difficult to refine, and the procedures are extremely complicated, Imperial Doctor Hu once refined it in front of Su Ran, and she was dazzled when she saw it, and she almost collapsed, at that time she thought, it was just to refine a pill, it was necessary.
Imperial Physician Hu's brows kept beating at that time: "That's a must, the things I Hu Yuan refined, there has never been a shoddy thing, if I want to produce big road goods, I can't do it, I only pursue the most exquisite." β
This is also why, although Hu Yuan is old and a little dazzled, he is no longer suitable for practicing medicine in his later years, and the Tai Hospital is crying and begging him not to go.
If a person does the ultimate in one thing, then he does not succeed, it is simply unreasonable.
Su Ran looked at everyone with incense pills in their mouths, their faces were intoxicated, and they were worried in their hearts, and when they saw Murong Lian'er chewing in their mouths, Su Ran didn't know how to express it in words.
Originally, it melted quickly, but when you chew it like this, it is simply doubling the speed of progress!
Yes, wait a minute, the first one that is wrong must be Murong Lian'er, Su Ran's eyes rolled, and then he walked to Murong Lian'er and grabbed Murong Lian'er's arm.
"Nineγγγ Ninth Princess, what are you doing here? Pull meγγγ where do I go? She had incense pills in her mouth and asked vaguely, but she didn't play stubborn with Su Ran, and came out with Su Ran.
Su Ran was not familiar with the Tai Hospital at all, so he pulled a little medicine boy who was churning the herbs and asked some words in his ear.
Xiao Daotong hurriedly pointed to a place: "Go straight, cross a bridge, and turn right." β
Su Ran pulled Murong Lian'er and rushed over there without stopping, she was really afraid that if she walked slowly, Murong Lian'er would have a seizure halfway through.
The toilet in the Tai Hospital is still very close, but when she arrived at the place, Murong Lian'er had already chewed the innermost things quickly, and at this time, she looked at the row of toilets and asked puzzledly: "Little princess, are you going to come to the toilet, do you want me to accompany you!" β
Solemnly rolled her eyes, this solid-eyed little girl, if you weren't for you reading with me, I wouldn't have brought you over! I don't have to go to the toilet, but you'll need it later.
This year has passed in my mind, and then Murong Lian'er's face turned red all of a sudden, her face was wheat-colored, and at this time it was as red as a cooked red shrimp.
Covering her lower abdomen, Murong Lian'er smirked awkwardly at Su Ran: "Ninth Princess, I think I have to solve it first, hehe!" β
Dropping the words, she couldn't wait to run into the toilet, it was really dangerous, if Su Ran hadn't brought herself here, it was estimated that she would be really embarrassed at this time.
Su Ran breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was in time, the incense pill light was in his mouth, and the time to cut it was only half a moment, but like Murong Lian'er, he bit and chewed, so that the storm came more violently, Su Ran tried, and the rush can kill people in a hurry.
At this time, Murong Lian'er is easy to deal with, but the group of people in the house is really hard to say, there are men and women here, and when it comes to this peeing problem, everyone is ashamed to hear it.
Over there, Imperial Physician Hu wanted to run, but when he arrived at the door, he was stopped by the fifth princess: "Imperial Physician Hu, where are you going, and what to do with the fish here." β
"Hehe, don't worry, the fifth princess, I'm going to see how the medicine is boiling over there, after all, the goldfish that have eaten are big heads, and these goldfish with holes in their bodies are a few, and one qiΔ is dominated by big heads, right?" Imperial Physician Hu threw out the prepared excuses, which were justified and no one doubted.
The fifth princess, Su Jingzheng, couldn't find an excuse to leave, and followed the words of Imperial Doctor Hu and said, "That's it! Princess Ben has never seen the medicine boiled in the palace, what kind of process is this? Otherwise, I'll help you oversee it, and I'll see it by the way. β
Although she was in an inquiring tone, she had already stood up, and after she finished speaking, the person had already walked out of the room with Imperial Doctor Hu.
Why didn't you find out that the fifth princess was still so virtuous, this is when the sun came out in the west?
Imperial Physician Hu was dumbfounded, and found that the remaining disciples were all looking at him, this is really a premature life, why the final mess is all handled by me.
Thinking of the chaotic scene half an hour later, Imperial Physician Hu shuddered, walked to the corner, and carried a gong bucket to the center of the room.
Everyone was intoxicated with the smell of the incense pills, and at this time, Imperial Physician Hu took out such a gong bucket, which was to make more scenery more evil.
Although the gong bucket is clean and does not have an interesting smell, everyone can not help but feel greasy when they see it.
What are you doing with this bucket? Is it just to see that we are not happy! Isn't it just that after eating a pill of yours, is it necessary to be so stingy?
Imperial Doctor Hu coughed his throat: "I won't say anything else, it must be too late to wait, if you listen to me, the little girl present may as well go out and go straight, and turn right after meeting the bridge." β
Why don't you let everyone pass, it's really a bit of a toilet in the hospital, this girl's family must need it more than a boy.
As for the boys, there is such a gong bucket in the house, everyone is a man, and there is no need to shy away from anything, they are all little hairy children who have not grown together, and everyone will pass it casually.
I'm a bad old man, even if I see something bad, will I still go out and preach it, hehe!
Everyone was skeptical, not knowing what the hell Imperial Doctor Hu was doing, but listening to what he said so solemnly, the seventh princess took the lead in standing up: "Imperial Doctor Hu, our young age does not mean that it is easy to deceive, if you play with us this time, you know what the consequences are." β
The seventh princess is worthy of being the seventh princess, with an incense pill in her mouth, but she speaks clearly, compared to Murong Lian'er, I don't know how many times better!
Imperial Physician Hu hurriedly nodded: "Really, I don't lie to you, if you don't go anywhere, you are really going to have an accident." β
This time the attitude was more resolute, the seventh princess and the two county lords glanced at each other, and several people walked in the direction of Imperial Doctor Hu's guidance.
Call! Doctor Hu exhaled, fortunately, the Seventh Princess understood the righteousness, otherwise she would really have to make a moth, why did she take out the incense pill in a daze just now, this is not a typical lifting a stone to hit yourself in the foot!
Ke Yue had already finished eating the incense pill at this time, he watched the expression on Imperial Physician Hu's face change violently, and suddenly drank: "Imperial Physician Hu, if you split them, do you want to play any tricks." β
I played tricks, Imperial Doctor Hu almost laughed, if it weren't for you urging you to ask for medicine one by one, I would have miscalculated and sent you the incense pills.
Kicked the Gong bucket towards Ke Yue's side, and estimated that there was no place in the thatched house of the Tai Hospital, so you can take this first!
"Imperial Doctor Hu, you are an old man who is disrespectful, what should I do to compliment the bucket?" Ke Yue had an expression of being insulted by Imperial Physician Hu, so she almost picked up the gong bucket and put it on Imperial Physician Hu's head again.
"Don't use it, that's good! Wait a minute, don't beg me, and don't say I didn't give you almost. Imperial Physician Hu smiled coldly, got up from his seat and walked towards the group.
I beg you! This Imperial Doctor Hu has a problem with his brain, and now he is getting more and more funny, and my body is not painful or itchy now, so why do you want to beg you in a low voice, I beg you, in the next life!
As soon as he wanted to end his heart, he only felt a tightness in his lower abdomen, and it seemed that he couldn't control it with a sense of urine, Ke Yue's first reaction was to rush out to find a pit.
But before he turned around, Imperial Physician Hu dispelled his thoughts: "You don't have to run outside, the thatched house is estimated to have no place, either you can go outside to solve it on the spot, or γγγ"
Imperial Doctor Hu, you pit us! Ke Yue's face became extremely ugly, he shouldn't have entered this palace as a companion, in addition to being beaten and punished by the teacher for kneeling, at this time, he had to be a doctor with no place to solve the problem of urinating, she should not be so weak!
People are in three urgies, Ke Yue can't care about anything at the moment, so he hurriedly carried the gong bucket to the corner, asking him to pee in front of his group of disciples in the same hall, God this kind of thing, he can't do it.
The loose clothes were untied, and the belt was almost knotted, and if that was the case, it would be really fun.
The urge to urinate came and went in a hurry, and just when Ke Yue was about to sigh comfortably, there was already a person standing on the side, holding his lower abdomen in pain, obviously exactly the same as his condition.
Ke Yue saw that it was the Eighth Prince, and his cousin didn't wait for him to get dressed, and directly pulled himself away: "Cousin, I'm really anxious, you can give me a go." β
If it were three years ago and such a thing happened, according to Ke Yue's temper at that time, he would have been twisted with Su Xi a long time ago.