Chapter 245: Peeing to extinguish the fire
The painting idiot walked towards the black cauldron where Ke Yue was, ready to help Ke Yue dispose of the open flame in the black cauldron, and the water in the palace was gone, so the problem would be big. If you burn the house, it will be one by one, and I don't know how many buckets of water the palace people will have to carry to save a fire, but I don't know that it will burn people to death.
This has happened in the history of Jiang Kingdom, after a fire, five or six palaces were burned down, not to mention heavy losses, there were also great casualties.
At that time, it was night, and the sleeping palace people burned more than a dozen people, and many people were burned, not to mention their faces were ruined, and they were also injured by incurable injuries, and suffered from illness for the rest of their lives.
Such a bloody and tearful lesson, later every royal brother had a strict control over the open fire in the palace.
Like Ke Yue, holding a pot of burning straw paper, hehe, Emperor Baigao has caught the current situation, and he will be hit with a hundred boards if he is not beheaded.
When I got to the front, I looked at the top of the straw paper that had not been burned, and the painting idiot saw the content on the straw paper clearly, and almost vomited blood out of breath, what are you writing badly, painting fish on it, and painting it is extremely ugly, and the following line of small words: Grandpa, this is not a fish for you to eat, you also have to learn to draw below, the painting master taught us is to draw fish, if you want to learn, you can come to us to draw the master.
Ke Yue's heart collapsed, her face was forced to calm down, she picked up the paper and threw it into the black cauldron: "Ha, there is also a piece here, you see my memory"
It seemed to be a little late to make amends, and when the last piece of straw paper fell into the fire, the painter stretched out his hand and snatched the paper split: "In front of me, you dare to burn it, I really think I can't cure you." ”
The painter stared at Ke Yue vigorously, and the straw paper in his hand was about to be broken by him: "I must report this matter to Master Taifu, what are you doing standing stupidly, extinguishing the fire?"
Where does Ke Yue still have the heart to extinguish the fire, what she is thinking about is how to explain to Master Taifu, if Master Painter is the current teacher, then Master Taifu must be the principal.
If you make a mistake and toss it in front of Lord Taifu, you will definitely have no good fruit to eat, and you may have to get Ke Shangshu to the palace to criticize and educate.
Think about the six disciples who entered the palace to study, and no one invited their parents, but they only invited their parents to do something in the palace
In front of the painter's master, Ke Yueshi Shiran untied his belt, and the old face of the painter's idiot suddenly froze: "In broad daylight, what do you want to do?"
"I used to read a book to extinguish fires, this method is very good for extinguishing fires, I have tried it before." Ke Yue said proudly, as if she was sharing a great way with the foolish master.
The painting idiot was trembling angrily, and wanted to kick him away: "Your method, shouldn't you use urine to extinguish the fire?" Originally, it was just a tentative question, but I didn't expect Ke Yue to squeeze his eyebrows and eyes with the painter: "It turns out that you also know this method of painting the master, it seems that it is really good." I held it all night, and it was definitely a miracle to extinguish the fire. ”
So that your sister and the painter coughed violently: "This method is not allowed, the little princess is still here, staining the eyes of the little princess, and carefully castrating you." ”
Su Ran raised his eyebrows, are they talking about something powerful, and they have to avoid themselves.
"Oops, I almost forgot" Ke Yue is thinking about the master now, and whether she can not punish herself, she has already ignored the little Su Ran.
Counting on Ke Yue is not to do it, make a mess of things for yourself, and use urine to extinguish the fire You really want to figure it out, and you are not afraid that the flames will accidentally jump up and burn your little dingding.
The painting idiot was almost black-faced, and he went over there to bring a bucket of water and poured it into the black pot.
Because Su Ran was an eyewitness, he didn't expect that a thing that didn't seem to be a big deal, it seemed that there was a lot of trouble in the nomination garden, originally Lord Taifu didn't use it to nominate Yuan today, and the painting idiot asked the little scholar to report it, and Lord Taifu rushed over in a hurry.
And what is even more unpredictable is that when Master Taifu came, he took a few masters and pressed Ke Yue to a room, preparing to educate him on fire prevention awareness.
The masters all went to teach Ke Yue how not to play with fire, so naturally they didn't have time to teach Su Ran and them again, even if it was Ke Yue's blessing, Su Ran and their class this morning was canceled.
This is really unexpected, happiness came a little suddenly, but it seems that Ke Yue is a little in dire straits.
The four masters and the Taifu master, but Mr. Cavalry did not arrive, this is simply the multi-hall trial of Dali Temple. As for the fact that Ke Yue made the fire, or Ke Yue wrote the test questions on straw paper and asked his grandfather to come to the master for answers, it depends on what the masters think.
When the little scholar came to the news, Su Ran found out that many people had not yet come, what was going on
With this doubt in mind, Su Ran returned to Zhuxi Palace, Su Ran did not go back to his room, and went directly to the side hall of the dormitory next door, where Murong Lian'er slept.
The door was still closed, Su Ran pushed the door open and heard a slight snoring, Su Ran was dizzy, this is all three poles in the sun, the sun is drying her buttocks, and Murong Lian'er, who is diligent and early in the morning, is actually sleeping lazy.
It is simply subverting his worldview, Su Ran has always known that Sanniang is the type who goes to bed early and gets up early, since Murong Lian'er moved to Zhuxi Palace, she has been practicing in the morning every morning.
It's like being a good baby all along, and suddenly doing a bad thing, and it's a very bad thing.
Su Ran took off her boots, climbed onto Murong Lian'er's bed, and patted Murong Lian'er's face, Murong Lian'er sighed, tilted her head and continued to fall asleep.
Ah, he didn't wake up yet, Su Ran was surprised, picked up a strand of Murong Lian'er's hair, and scratched it under Murong Lian'er's nose.
Then Murong Lian'er sat up, sneezing, sneezing, still confused: "Who is who?"
Su Ran hadn't seen Murong Lian'er's sleepy-eyed appearance yet, and couldn't help but be curious: "Sanniang, what did you all go to do last night, when did you go here, you were still sleeping, father and son asked me to come back and call you to nominate the garden."
Seeing that Murong Lian'er was still confused, she couldn't help but make a joke. Unexpectedly, Murong Lian'er bounced up directly from the bed: "Oh, it's bad, I'm late"
The reaction was too fast, and his head hit the bed directly, Su Ran was startled: "Sanniang, you calm down, I fooled you just now, because something happened today, and the masters are not in class today, we can plan ourselves in the morning." ”
"Really" Murong Lian'er let out a long sigh of relief, and lay down behind her, this morning was full of ups and downs, she couldn't imagine that she would be sleepy, drink and make mistakes
When Murong Lian'er told Su Ran about yesterday's experience: Su Ran drank a few bowls of wine and fell drunk in Mo Yunche's arms, and after being carried away by Mo Yunche, the bonfire was hilarious.
The most important thing is that Lin Tang taught them to draw boxing, don't look at Lin Tang Si Wenwen, but after following Ke Yue for a while, drinking and not boxing, they can't get high.
There are bonfires, there are soldiers dancing swords, and if you don't make a fist, it's a waste of this atmosphere.
With Lin Tang taking the lead, Su Xi saw that he was fresh and coaxed, these were all a group of young children, who accepted new things quickly, and soon liked the feeling of punching.
Drinking and punching to add to the fun, naturally the wine will be drunk quickly, so after Ke Yue finished rubbing the mung beans, there was no wine at all, and they were all drunk.
If you drink too much wine, you are not a wine fairy, so you become a little drunk. How Murong Lian'er came back with Xiangxiang Weiwei in the end, even she didn't know.
It didn't seem to be cleaned up, and then he slept until now, thinking about Murong Lian'er felt ridiculous.
Su Ran patted Murong Lian'er's face: "Sanniang, hurry up and clean up, smell your body, it stinks to death Today, my second imperial sister returned to the palace from southern Xinjiang, I will take you to meet her." ”
Murong Lian'er pulled up the quilt and covered her head, covered her embarrassment with the quilt, and a muffled voice came from the quilt: "Got it." ”
Tell Murong Lian'er here, and the next moment Su Ran appeared in Xiangxiang and Weiwei's room, in the past, others urged him to get up, but now he experienced the feeling of urging people, and it was very refreshing to think about it.
When I entered the house, Su Ran was almost square, because Xiangxiang and Weiwei were hugging each other, and the sisters were inseparable on weekdays, sleeping together, oh, did you see something terrible.
In this side hall, there are two Yao beds, which is to let Xiangxiang and Weiwei sleep separately, could it be that they slept together after drinking too much wine yesterday.
In fact, Su Ran still misunderstood, yesterday Xiangxiang and Weiwei were sent back, and the two little girls were put on the same bed, which also made Su Ran see an incredible scene.
"The mouse crawled to the bed" As soon as Su Ran finished shouting these words, he heard a metallic voice in his head: "Congratulations to the host, you have successfully obtained two evil points, please continue to work hard." ”
Su Ran knew that Xiangxiang and Wei were afraid of mice, of course, there were few girls who were not afraid of mice. Then Xiangxiang and Weiwei, who were dreaming, were scared awake, and the dream turned into a nightmare, and the two little girls jumped on the floor barefoot, stepping on the floor and hugging each other.
"Mouse, come on, get rid of the mouse, drive it away" Xiangxianghe screamed slightly, and the voice was not small.
"Two little cousins, it's me" Su Ran smiled like a flower, and it seemed that she had scared the two little county lords.
Xiangxiang and Weiwei calmed down a little, and looked at Su Ran up and down for a while: "It turned out to be the little princess, scared us to death, what about the mouse?"
"Here" I saw Su Ran pointing at himself: "The two little county lords forgot, I'm a rat, isn't it a rat?"