Xu Yi didn't stop, and continued, "Actually, what I appreciate the most on this platform is Mr. Dai and the specially invited jury, all along, our sketches are to serve the people, in order to bring laughter to everyone, Acura works, Acura people," Xu Yi slowed down the tune, "So we are very used to being beaten by the crowd!" ”

Originally, Xu Yi's words just now were a bit of a problem, but Huoxiang's righteousness made people a little puzzled. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But now Xu Yi's words are like depth charges, blowing up everyone's nerves at the scene.

The camera swept over, the faces of the entire invited jury were green, and Li Fujian was stunned on the stage, what do you mean? Just challenging the panel of guest judges?

Just in an instant, Li Fujian had the urge to interrupt Xu Yi, but when he looked at the audience, the director of the scene was waving at him, and then pointed to the audience behind him.

The audience, who was still a little drowsy, now has one by one pricked up their ears and straightened their waists, making it clear that it is not a big deal to watch the excitement.

Li Fujian picked up the microphone and put it down, letting Xu Yi continue.

Xu Yi paused and said, "After listening to the teachings of several teachers, I deeply realized that as an actor, even if you are not professional, you must serve the people, be elegant, have taste, and be on the top." ”

"Appeal ......"

There were sighs from the audience, Xu Yi was not afraid, and said to the audience, "What did the judges' words give me a profound educational sketch?" Sketches are meant to educate people! ”

"Appeal ......"

There was another sigh from the audience, this time it was bigger than the one just now, and it was obvious that the audience who had been rhythmized by the specially invited jury just now were like a mirror in their hearts.

What is vulgar?

Isn't it just a picture of a sketch? You specially invited the jury to criticize this and that, and I didn't see you say the flowers, they are all ambiguous, and you have the ability to slap other people's programs to death.

Dai Zhiqing snorted coldly, "I think this contestant's idea is a bit extreme, art comes from life, but it is higher than life, we are not discriminatory against rural themes, but I think that since our stage is the selection of the Spring Festival Gala, we can't bring in the garlic flavor." ”

The female comrades next to Dai Zhiqing also agreed, "I agree with Mr. Dai's opinion, since you have stepped on this stage, you should carve your works carefully, instead of thinking that it is good to be vulgar." ”

Several more specially invited jurors joined in, accusing Xu Yi of not putting high culture in the sketch.

When the voices of a few specially invited jurors fell, Xu Yi nodded with a smile and said, "What a few teachers said is so right, I also think so, you must see educators in your heart at any time, for example, I am standing here, I am an actor, and Teacher Dai is sitting there, just a professor." ”

Li Fujian couldn't help but steal fun, this promise, his mouth is too damaged, what is a professor? This is clearly a curse, this group of people offended this thorn, but it is good to feel good.

Seeing everyone laughing, Xu Yi didn't bother to explain, and continued to say to Dai Zhiqing, "Your job is to educate people, you must pay attention to the taste of the show, what does this work teach people to learn today?" It's your job, you don't think about whether he's happy or not, the audience isn't happy, then he deserves it, love to be happy. Your job is to educate people, even if they don't like it. ”

After a pause, Xu Yi broke the jar and said, "So we actors are like this, what is the loss of more than a billion audiences?" The position is very firm, what Mr. Dai said is so right, the sketch must be elegant! He loves to watch but not to watch, and if he doesn't look at it, he doesn't look at it. You deserve it, you die!"

"Good!"

Some people in the audience began to applaud, and the scene was even more thunderous, and even Li Fujian couldn't help but applaud Xu Yi in his heart.

What do you watch in language programs?

Of course it's a pleasure.

You are elegant and fashionable, and you seem to like the audience likes it.

Xu Yi smiled and said very politely to the specially invited jury in the audience, "The teachers just said that the sketches should be elegant, and I agree, but what is elegant?" What is Vulgarity? Everyone has a different opinion, some people say that listening to symphony is elegant, and watching sketches is vulgar; listen to celebrities fake singing elegantly, and watch the Internet original and vulgar; Look at the body art is elegant, and the two of them tell pornographic jokes and vulgarity; Drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar. Mr. Gorky taught us: your grandmother's mouth. ”

This is Guo Degang's paragraph in "I Want to Be Elegant", and I don't know if it is the reason for rebirth, but Guo Degang has not created such a small paragraph today.

Xu Yi didn't feel guilty about using it, and of course, the audience at the scene was also fascinated by it.

Dai Zhiqing's face turned green and black, and he was speechless with anger, and the female comrades sitting next to him kept helping him to calm down.

In the audience, some people already began to laugh.

Eating garlic?

This is the red fruit fruit riposte, just now this group of specially invited judges one by one garlic flavor.

Xu Yi paused, and said very positively, "What is elegant and what is vulgar?" Yajia is elegant, and the valley of people is vulgar. There are teeth and mouths, and it comes out of the mouth, and it's okay to sit there and talk about it after eating, this is Ya; It is customary for a single person to have a valley, and it is customary to eat, drink, and Lazar. People don't have to say it, that is, you don't need elegant things, but you can't do without this vulgarity, and you can't suffocate you if you eat it. ”

"Elegance and vulgarity are inseparable, drinking coffee with garlic, autumn water is the same color as the sky. I can smell scum from so many elegant people wearing perfume. ”

Scum?

Dai Zhiqing has lived most of his life, not to mention that the people he meets everywhere are good people, but since he became a professor, he has been scolded every day, and now he is scolded by a kid who hasn't even grown his hair to be a scumbag?

The blood and qi surged, Dai Zhiqing's face was red, his eyes rolled, and he fainted directly.

At this time, the scene was completely chaotic, and those who called an ambulance rushed to save people and did artificial respiration.

After a while, Dai Zhiqing was carried down with all hands and feet, and less than three minutes were wasted during the period.

Seeing Dai Zhiqing being carried down, Li Fujian was stupid, and the audience was also confused, staring at Xu Yi on the stage with complicated eyes.

This is too awesome, right, just like that, the special jury's most poisonous mouth Dai Zhiqing was stunned?

The show can't be recorded, the on-site director just wants the ratings anymore, and the news that the special guest judges are dizzy spreads, and he must not be fired from the station? Who will dare to come in the future?

There was no judge's scoring, and Xu Yi was directly invited to the backstage lounge.

"I'm sorry, guys." Xu Yi took a deep breath, "I may have to drag everyone down this time." ”

"Drag on what." Zhou Tong stood up, "I can't get used to that Dai Zhiqing, what is vulgar?" And what those people said, saying that we are grandstanding. ”

"I agree with the deputy department's words," Tian Dayong also stood up, "I want to scold my mother for those people, Brother Yi, you are not discrediting our team, but venting our anger." ”

"That's it, Brother Yi, this group of people is clearly here to bully us, that Dai Zhiqing said about you last time when he was still in the graduate school entrance examination, and now he is so provocative, it is clear that he is giving you a disadvantage." Chi Yu was also full of resentment.

Although Dai Zhiqing said on stage that he didn't know him, who knows if he really didn't know Xu Yi?

He was the most famous in the entire jury, and when he said that, it was clear that he was driving the atmosphere of the entire jury.

This is also the intention of the will, if not, the rhythm does not know where to be taken.

"It's a pity that we didn't face Cai Junjie's kid this time, otherwise it would ......" Zhou Tong said with his hands in his hands.

Cai Junjie, this kid, has been the focus of everyone since he began to participate in the show, and the online voting rate has not been low.

With a long sigh, Xu Yi stood up, and was just about to speak, when he heard the door outside the lounge knocked twice, and Cai Junjie poked his head in, "May I ask if Xu Yi is there?" (To be continued.) )