248 Xu Yi's Script (Did You Guess It?) )
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(There was an error in the system!!! This is chapter 249, the chapter name is repeated, but the content will not be repeated)
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"Yeon-hee, do you want some supper?"
Assistant Xiao Tang took the supper he bought back in his hand and asked Yanxi who was resting, Yanxi was lying on the long table in the conference room at the moment, yawning boredly one after another, with delicate makeup on her face, if you don't look closely, it is difficult to find the dark circles behind her makeup.
Don Jr. sighed distressedly.
Since Yeon-hee became popular, her schedule has been full, filming MVs, participating in variety shows, writing songs, recording songs, and releasing albums.
Xiao Tang looked at his watch, although it was already four o'clock in the morning, and after Yeon-hee finished recording the song, they had to rush to the airport overnight, and then fly to another place, and they had to record a talk show early tomorrow morning.
"No thanks." Yeon-hee waved her hand and took out her phone to browse for information boringly.
"Why don't you sleep for a while? I'll have to catch a plane later. Don Jr. proposed.
"I can't get up when I sleep, so I'd better wait here for a while, or I won't be able to make a sound for a while."
Yeon-hee shook her head, took out her mobile phone and flipped through the meager ones, ready to see some fresh information to keep herself spirited, just clicked on the hot search, and saw Xu Yi hanging on the meager headlines again, and the second hot search was unexpected.
"What's wrong with this promise?" Yeon-hee came interested.
She and Xu Yi have known each other for a short time, but the intersection is not too deep, this kid used to be quite low-key, but now every once in a while he has to occupy meager headlines, and the speed of hot searches is more frequent than that of their professions.
Thinking about it, Yeon-hee has already opened the headlines.
Xu Yi's meager is only a short sentence: "I worked overtime for six or seven days, and I handed in the papers perfectly!" URL links. ”
"I'll go, Xu Yi has finally updated his meager update!"
"Satisfied, satisfied, absolutely satisfied! Xu Yi, look after you. ”
"Really, after waiting for so long, Xu Yi finally came out!"
As soon as I opened the headlines, an overwhelming number of comments poured in.
That's right!
She remembered that some time ago, this kid was on the hot search because he wanted to fight with Gao Dongri, could it be that this kid wasn't talking nonsense at all?
Thinking of this, Yeon-hee's eyes suddenly lit up, and her originally sleepy spirit instantly became like a chicken blood, and the whole person became a lot more excited, since Gao Dongri provoked Huayu and Huaxia, the brokers in the company warned her not to make a sound, their company is like this, and other companies should also take precautions to let their own artists take care of their mouths.
Warnings are warnings.
But Gao Dongri's approach made everyone hold their breath in their hearts, and Xu Yi's voice was definitely a bad breath for them to some extent, but she really didn't think about letting Xu Yi really slap Gao Dongri.
From a psychological point of view, she really hopes that Xu Yi can really slap Gao Dongri in the face, but she also knows that no matter how talented Xu Yi is, he is always a high school student, with limited ability, and Korean dramas are as strong as a tiger.
Yeon-hee didn't take Xu Yi seriously, and others wouldn't take Xu Yi seriously.
If you are someone else, unless it is a popular fried chicken with a thousand-year-old grass or a popular old artist, otherwise, even if it is a meager zombie, not many people care.
Although Xu Yi is a celebrity, he can be strictly investigated, except for those die-hard fans who really follow Xu Yi, few people really care about when he will be updated.
But this time, Xu Yi's meager update can be described as a lot of attention.
Even Yeon-hee didn't know how many people in the circle were paying attention to him from the moment Xu Yi started to fight back against Gao Dongri, and how many people wanted to wait to see his jokes.
"It's been a long time coming."
With a shallow smile, Yeon-hee opened the URL link.
The screen moved to Yoyo.com.
"I never thought of it, lalalalala."
"This episode is sponsored by the Korea Space Agency," the voice became brisk and thin, "We're going to go to the universe and see what else is our Smecta." ”
The incomparably cartoon picture, the opening dance of the main creators approaching the children's gymnastics, and the sponsor title with obvious irony made Yeon-hee smile.
"My name is Wang Dazhui, and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama."
The screen turns, and it cuts to the point.
In the shot, the ordinary face that can no longer be ordinary is facing the camera with an almost facial paralysis appearance throughout the whole process, the mechanical post-dubbing, the toy knife that flashes with cold light, and the special effects that are not even as good as two cents and five cents.
No matter where you look at it, this is an extremely unqualified movie or TV series, especially the special effects, which make people want to complain after watching it, however, before Yeon-hee is ready to complain, Wang Da Hammer in the lens has already begun to complain.
"It's too low-cost, isn't it?"
"That's the quality, you're still flashing, hey, you're not happy about your quality."
At this time, a fat teenager ran up with an inferior Tai Chi sword, because he ran too fast, the scabbard and sword body flashed at the end, although this teenager was wearing a hero's costume, but in this mode of play, there was no hero's style at all.
"Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, just start, huh...... Only...... Well...... Only...... Step over my corpse. ”
Wang Dazhui: "Get rid of being able to memorize the lines first and then come up." ”
……
"I have no regrets in my life."
"I think of running in the sunset that afternoon, the youth I once lost."
……
Yeon-hee sneered.
This is too spoofed, a toy knife is already unbearable, plus a person who is not even familiar with the lines, and complains, so upright is not afraid of the audience running away?
Of course, that's not the end of it.
In the video, Sledgehammer continues to his own path to rescue the princess, and at this time, a ...... wearing a knight's costume appears on the road again Well, it's the villain A played by the teenager just now.
After a simple dialogue and a straightforward complaint, a stick figure appeared on the picture, and two simple villains flew around on the white cardboard, so simple and rough that it was outrageous.
At this point, Yeon-hee couldn't hold it back any longer, lying on the table and laughing.
At the same time, countless netizens are also holding the computer, holding the mobile phone and laughing, the keyboard warriors who were originally ready to spray are also completely dumbfounded at this moment, they are ready to have a full stomach, and the manuscript that has been played for a long time is useless not to say, and the spit is not as much as Wang Da Hammer vomiting, every point they can see has been complained by Wang Da Hammer, and even those who can't see it have been spit out.
"I don't want to be with this kind of poor drama again!"
At the end of the skit, Wang Dazhui continued to complain at the camera with his paralyzed face and mechanical tone, and outside the camera, countless netizens couldn't laugh under his complaints.
At five o'clock in the morning, only three hours after Xu Yi's meager publication, the number of retweets reached 30,000, and the likes reached 50,000, never expected to successfully cross the 24-hour hot search list.
On Youyou.com, the number of views of the first episode reached 50 million times, far exceeding the number of single episodes played in the Prince No. 1 store, and the time period that should not have been the peak of traffic ushered in an unprecedented traffic peak! (To be continued.) )