Chapter 0053, go out to see the yellow calendar (ask for rewards, recommendations)

Today is a beautiful day and sunny, it is a good day to go out, the most important thing is that Li Xiaoxie has seen the yellow calendar today, and everything is suitable today, so he can rest assured, he doesn't want to be chased by the rebels as soon as he arrived at the beast tribe like last time.

Abaz came early in the morning with a large army, first went to the valley to carry various supplies such as food and weapons into the ** valley, and then went to the grocery store to meet Li Xiaoxie.

Li Xiaoxie beckoned Abaz to take some of the fireworks and chili noodles he had personally ordered, and find some reliable orcs alone to carry them in case of an emergency.

Li Xiaoxie carried a compound bow on his shoulder, a titanium hunting knife at his waist, a cloak, and Ray-Ban glasses, like shooting a hacker empire, handsome and coquettish.

As usual, the zombie brother and the zombie girl were left to watch the store, hundreds of chickens were enough for them to eat for a while, and the pig demon was still on duty at the mouth of the valley, and a few hundred catties of sweet potatoes could not starve him to death.

As soon as the arrangements were made, the army of the beast clan was able to pull back to the beast clan.

Arbaaz grinned and rubbed to Li Xiaoxie's side and smiled: "Big shopkeeper, your appearance is really powerful." ”

Li Xiaoxie helped his sunglasses, and then replied: "It's okay, that's it, Abbaz, you are called mighty." Throughout the year, he wears a cloth pocket around the crotch of his pants, revealing terrifying muscles like the Hulk. ”

Abaz touched his head and smiled: "What's this, isn't it like this for our beasts." ”

"That's different, not every beast clan has the spirit of yours."

Arbaaz obviously didn't understand such an esoteric language, and asked innocently: "What do you mean by this, big shopkeeper?" ”

"Temperament, I mean you have temperament."

"Oh, but what is temperament?" Arbaaz asked, with a puzzled countenance.

Li Xiaoxie's face twitched, obviously he didn't want to continue to talk nonsense with Abaz, and if he continued, Arbaaz was going to treat him as an encyclopedia again, and asked ten thousand whys, Li Xiaoxie casually pointed to the two groups of beast poop on the side of the road and said: "Abaz, look, there are two piles of poop here, do you see any difference?" ”

Abaz squatted down, put his head on the side of the two piles of poop and quietly quieted carefully, before he replied seriously: "The big shopkeeper, I have looked carefully, there is no difference between these two piles of poop." ”

"Really? If you look closely, why does this pile of poop have a flower on it and the other pile does not? ”

When Abaz took a closer look, there was actually a flower stuck in a pile of dung, and Abaz immediately asked, "There really is, but what does this mean?" ”

Li Xiaoxie replied expressionlessly: "Abaz, haven't you heard of flowers inserted in cow dung? ”

"I've heard that, so what does that have to do with me?"

"You're like the pile of poop on the ground that's covered in flowers."

"Huh?"

"That means you're more welcome, that's what I'm talking about, ok!"

Abaz suddenly realized, looked at the poop on the ground, and couldn't stop smirking.

The picture is too beautiful and tired, and the orc soldiers in the past are very puzzled by the appearance of their general squatting in front of poop at the moment, smiling and convulsive, does the general have the habit of eating poop?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, forgive me for my vulgar and bad taste, and just prank and liven up the atmosphere.

To get back to the point, this march was an unusual victory, and there were no more counter-troops on the road, it seems that Fei Lie's sweep in the past few days has played a role, and now the rear of the beast clan has been completely controlled by the beast alliance army.

After Li Xiaoxie arrived at the Grand Palace, he was received by the Grand Leader with the highest standard of treatment as usual.

In the palace, the big leader greeted Li Xiaoxie warmly: "The big shopkeeper, meet again, these days there are preparations for the big shopkeeper, and the pro-Japanese personally escorted the materials over, and my beast tribe will remember the kindness of the big shopkeeper." ”

What is there to remember? If you're really polite, give me two pieces of dog's head gold. Li Xiaoxie thought happily in his heart, but after a long time, he glanced at the big leader a few times, but he didn't find it, his eyes were not good, Li Xiaoxie could only give up stupidly, and said with a dry smile: "Where, where, this is what I should do." ”

"Hahaha, with these materials and weapons, we will definitely be able to defeat the Tiger Clan and recover the Holy Land on this expedition."

"Holy Land? What, big chief, can you take the liberty of asking, what kind of holy place do you think of it? "I've been hearing the beasts shouting slogans and mentioning this holy place, Li Xiaoxie asked with some curiosity.

The big leader nodded and replied: "The big treasurer, you are my best friend, it doesn't hurt to sue you, this holy place is the secret of our beast clan, it is located in the canyon of the beast clan's holy mountain, the canyon is full of fog, miasma, we beast people are looking away when they see this place, but one day hundreds of years ago came an old fairy with great powers, he was not afraid of these fog and miasma in the canyon and lived in seclusion, this old fairy often helps our beast clan, Not only taught us to farm and observe the weather, but also used medical skills to treat sick beasts, he also saved my great-grandfather's life, and our beasts were grateful to him, so they called him a living immortal, and in this way, decades passed, and the time for the living immortals to appear became less and less, until then it never appeared again. Some beasts say that the old gods have returned to the sky, and some say that the old gods are still alive in the canyon, but no matter what, our beasts are grateful for the kindness of the old gods, and the canyon has also become the holy land of our beasts. ”

Li Xiaoxie was also very emotional after listening to it, there is such a story behind the feelings, and he is also a little curious about this immortal, but after all, this is the old yellow calendar hundreds of years ago, and the authenticity needs to be verified, but it is certain that the big leader is very concerned about this holy land, and he wants to take this holy place back.

Li Xiaoxie nodded and said: "I see, I now understand why the big leader is eager to take back the holy land, in half a month it will be the Double Ninth Festival, big leader, you want to take back the holy land, pray to the gods to bless the beast clan, right?" ”

The big leader looked at Li Xiaoxie with burning eyes, nodded solemnly and said: "Well, as the king of a clan, I must consider the people of the entire beast clan, the Tiger Clan, the following crimes, vainly tried to rebel, did many evils, displaced, countless casualties, I must slash the bastard of Tiger Hill, and use his head to sacrifice the innocent people and soldiers of the beast clan." ”

Speaking of the back, the momentum of the big leader suddenly changed, at this moment he was the beast king who was high above and dominated the lives of thousands of beast clans, which made people panic.

Li Xiaoye hurriedly clapped his hands in agreement and said, "The great leader is mighty, I will do my best to help you recapture the Holy Land." ”

The big leader sincerely thanked him: "Thank you for the help of the big treasurer, if you can return from this expedition with a great victory, I will give you a great reward." ”

"Then thank you, Great Chief." Li Xiaoxie waited for this sentence, he had worked hard to come to the beast clan, and he had to risk his life, and he would be so sorry for himself if he didn't get some benefits.

I wonder if he will agree to ask the big leader for a gold mine when the time comes? ……

Okay, Li Xiaoxie is thinking a little far now, this matter has not been skimmed yet, let's talk about it after defeating the rebels.

After talking to the big leader for a while, Li Xiaoxie said goodbye, took a big bag of things, and slipped to the laundry area in the depths of the Grand Palace to find the elven sisters Lisa and Lisi.

"Lisa, Lis, what are you doing?" Li Xiaoxie rushed into the room in a hurry, and the step of knocking on the door was directly ignored by him.

"Yikes!"

"Ahh

The two little cuties suddenly exclaimed, it was obvious that Li Xiaoxie had come at the wrong time.

As soon as Li Xiaoxie entered the house, he saw two little beauties sitting on the bed naked, with a piece of white flowers on their chests, and the two pairs of little white rabbits were exposed to the air without disguise.

Li Xiaoxie kept his saliva and said with a pig-like emotion: "The ancients didn't deceive me, today is really a good day, everything is suitable." ”

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