Chapter 899: Wolf's Kiss

I have to say that as a thief, the little monster is very competent.

When he fled, he still held the wine jar with his left hand and his right hand, and he never let go.

Although the dog was ugly, he was also a good dog, and he followed out in an instant, barking behind them.

Qiqi has been staying in the house, and his body is almost moldy.

Take advantage of this opportunity to go around and exercise your lower body, so you only follow the dog and do not help.

Run all the way, chase all the way.

The little monster was holding two wine jars in his hands, so he naturally couldn't run fast.

"Slow down, don't run so fast, wait for me. He shouted at the big monster.

"If I don't run faster, it's going to bite me. "The big monster doesn't stop.

The little monster panted, "I sometimes really wonder if you are my own father." ”

The big monster comforted the little monster, "I won't tell you, sometimes I doubt it." ”

"Wangwang", the dog barked rapidly, and was about to catch up.

Although it is not a monster, it is nourished by the aura of wine and food every day, and its physical quality is no worse than that of the monsters.

"Wait a minute!" the big monster suddenly stopped, and he turned around and motioned for the little monster to stop as well.

The little monster looked at him in surprise, "Why did you stop and not run?"

"Run a fart!" the big monster stopped him, "didn't you hear it, it's barking?"

"It's a fucking dog. The big monster said angrily, "Who are we, we are wolves, wolves with tails up, in the face of despicable humans, how can noble wolves be subjugated by a vicious dog that grovels to humans?"

The big monster straightened up and faced the dog that was getting closer, "It doesn't matter how ugly it is, it's a dog after all." ”

"Between a wolf and a dog, it is always the dog that succumbs. Just look at this: on dogs with strips, on wolves with heads. ”

The little monster muttered, "Why do I think it's more appropriate to use a horse?"

"Don't interrupt, stand firm and face it. We are from the north, unruly wolves, and we must not back down!"

"Coco..."The little monster was a little scared, the shadow left by the dog was too great.

"But whatever, dogs are all dogs fighting people, and now people are not there, I am afraid that it will do something. The big monster said.

His wolf eyes narrowed slightly, and he glared fiercely at the oncoming dog.

"Straighten up, have a backbone!" the big monster is like a great enemy.

The dog did not flinch, stuck out his tongue and ran over with his hooves, vowing to arrest the two thieves.

Otherwise, what is its dignity as a dog?

The wolf's eyes became more and more ruthless, and the little monster followed suit.

Finally, the big monster moved, and as soon as his fist was retracted, his body turned, and he pulled his legs and fled.

"I'm sorry, son, I can't hold on, this dog is so ugly!"

"The dog is like them, and what if it has a spell like a wolf's kiss, and I become so ugly when I get bitten by it. After the big monster ran ten paces away, the words came, "I can't risk losing the name of 'Beishan Handsome Wolf', it's not worth it." ”

"Your uncle", fortunately, the little monster was not slow to react, and followed closely behind the big monster.

Wolf Kiss is a common spell among their wolf demon clan.

Legend has it that after being bitten by a wolf with such spells, it will grow like a wolf at first, and gradually turn into a human wolf.

"Your uncle!" the big monster replied, thinking for a moment, "Forget it, your grandma." ”

"Don't scold my grandma!" The little monster still has a deep affection for grandma.

"Then you are not allowed to scold my uncle!"

"I'm scolding my uncle, right?"

"That's fine. ”

Qi Qi followed behind him slowly, and couldn't help but pout disdainfully when he heard the words, there are so many strange things in the wilderness.

The dog is still in hot pursuit.

Even if they turned the corner and turned onto the path full of trees and vines and mud, they still couldn't shake off the dogs.

"Hurry up and find a way, this dog is crazy", the little monster turned back and saw that the dog was still there, and it was getting closer, and shouted loudly.

"What the fuck can I do, who makes people ugly. The big monster said, "Ugly is justified." ”

He is helpless against dogs.

But after a flash of inspiration, "there is", the big monster stood up and said.

The little monster saw the big monster raise his head, look up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and then sink into the dantian.

"Whew~" The wolf howl resounded through the mountains and forests.

"What is this?" puzzled the little monster.

"It's ugly, but it's a dog, and that should scare him. The big monster turned around, "Look, it's slow." ”

The little monster turned around, and saw that the dog was much slower, and he looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and there was a surge of gas in his throat...

"He, he's not going to be a wolf, is he?" the little monster was startled.

The big monster shook his head, "Probably not, wolves aren't that ugly." ”

As soon as the words fell, "whoa", a wolf howl came out of the dog's throat, startling the two monsters.

"He, he scolded you for being a bitch. The big monster said in surprise.

The little monster looked at the big monster, "My mother is your daughter-in-law." ”

"Well, it speaks to my heart. The big monster said.

"No, I was raised by you. The little monster suddenly said, "You're the bitch." ”

The big monster was stunned and said angrily: "Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated!"

He stopped and took a step forward, "What the hell are you going to do, dog?"

"Wang", the dog stopped in front of them and bared his teeth at them.

"Why do you say that my son stole something, and what evidence do you have!" said the big monster in a loud voice.

The little monster tugged at the corner of the big monster's clothes, "Do you understand what it says?"

"I'm not a dog, how can I understand. The big monster said angrily.

"Then you're talking. The little monster said.

"They all say that dogs follow their masters, I'll try. The big monster said.

He relied on these few words in the morning to calm down the matter of stealing the bench, and hoped that it would be okay now.

It's a pity that the dog didn't understand, "Wang", it pounced directly on the two-headed monster.

"Damn, it's really reasonable and afraid of being unreasonable, and being unreasonable is afraid of being arrogant. "The big monster pulled the little monster to avoid the dog.

"What now?" asked the little monster.

"It's better to meet someone in the morning, stole his things, and he gave me money. The little monster said.

"He's encouraging you to keep stealing. The big monster said angrily, "If it weren't for his few pennies, we wouldn't be so embarrassed." ”

"It's embarrassing. The little monster corrected him.

"You still say!" Annoyed and angry, he beat the monster, grabbed the little monster, and threw the wine jar on the ground.

"It's all you, let you steal chickens and dogs, let you not do your job, let you not follow the right path, don't learn the good, learn the bad, Lao Tzu has so many advantages, why haven't you learned, but you have learned to steal, and you will not steal in the future?"

The big monster is fighting the small monster on the one hand, and the number is falling on the other.

"It's not fair, you instigated me to steal these two jars of wine. The little monster struggled.

However, the strength is too small to escape from the palm of the big monster, "pop", and the big monster gave him two slaps.

The dog was startled, it couldn't understand human words, and it felt that this big monster was inexplicable, why did it suddenly start killing each other?

However, the two jars of wine were put down, and the dignity of its dog was preserved.

The big monster beat the little monster, and when he saw the dog squatting in place and looking at them, he breathed a sigh of relief.

This catastrophe can be regarded as avoided.

But just as they were about to leave quietly, Qiqi who was hiding in the shadows came out.

"Stop!" Qi Qi was not so easy to speak, "Our shopkeeper has returned the money to you?"

The two youkai were startled, "This, how can there be a person who can speak?"

"Quickly answer!" Qi Qi took a step forward, and the fierce beast was majestic, and for a while the sand and rocks flew away, and the grass and trees fell down.

Until, "pop", the dog gave Poor Qi a slap.

"Wang", the dog looked at it contemptuously, and the eyes of Lao Tzu were confused.

Qiqi's majesty suddenly diminished, but it did not affect the monsters' awe of Qiqi's movement.

"Yes, yes, a few pennies were given. The big monster hurriedly replied.

"I don't believe it, take out all the money you have!" said Qi Qi.

"This..."The big monster hesitated a little, isn't it a loss for his daughter-in-law and a soldier.

But after Qiqi took a step forward and opened his bloody mouth, the two monsters did not hesitate and escaped with all the money and threw it on the ground.

After making sure they had nothing money left, he waved his hand, "Alright, you can go." ”

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