"Chapter 40: Kill You with a Water Gun"
Wang Erwu told Xiao Guan his thoughts.
"Well, Commissioner, I don't know what kind of characteristic landmark building you want to build?"
"It's better to have your own typicality!"
"Since this is Lingang Village, how about building a caryophyllum forest?" Xiao Guan asked.
"No! That's so easy! Dig up a few bamboos and brush them with cement, who wouldn't know this? Wang Erwu immediately denied it.
"Two-five! Since it's a school, why don't you build a huge stone book and mention a few words on it, what do you think? Lin Ruoxi mentioned yรฌ.
"Ruoxi, do you often go for a walk along the river scenery belt in the city? There is a stone book in three steps, do you want to build a small mushroom stereo? Another panda-shaped trash can? Otherwise, a small sign will be set up, which says, who is "adopted" by this school? Let's not plagiarize! We want to be original! Wang Erwu said passionately.
"Hey, you still have to sรจ, and you still support the original? Do you want to add a sentence, Biquge www.biquge.info Chinese welcomes you? Lin Ruoxi responded.
"Ruoxi, you also go to the Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info read?"
"It's been seven or eight years since I saw it for free, it didn't cost money, and it was sent by signing in." (Excerpted from the comments section of the book.) ๏ผ
"It's embarrassing! Hehe, but it's good. Support originality. โ
"Commissioner! Madam! Have you two discussed it? Xiao Guan asked.
"Who's his wife? Just his virtue! Is he worthy? โ
"Okay, young grandma!"
"Xiaoguan! Don't scream. Wang Erwu stopped Xiao Guan and continued, "It's called Taijun!" โ
"You're the Taijun! Are you underwhelmed? Lin Ruoxi said angrily.
Xiao Guan was inexplicable, and said secretly, "Is it 2016?" , did I inadvertently cross over, and now it is the Kuomintang that is resisting Japan? โ
Wang Erwu looked at Lin Ruoxi with a straight face, "Why are you beating me?" โ
"You insulted me as a little devil! How could I let you go? โ
"Alas, you who study music really don't have a high level of cultural accomplishment! Usually let you study more, but you spend all your time eating! "Ande mist the skirt, hand to the clouds and call Taijun." Ever heard of it? The famous poet Li Shangyin of the Tang Dynasty wrote "Four Songs of Yantai", which Taijun translated as the meaning of fairy, alas, saying that you are beautiful and still have to be beaten, do you have to ask me to sing "Ugly Eight Monsters" again? What ignorance! โ
"Am I ignorant? As far as you are knowledgeable, you ask Xiao Guan, does he know? Lin Ruoxi pulled Xiao Guan's sleeve.
"Commissioner, I really don't know, but I'm just a house repairer, and I dropped out of school before graduating from elementary school, how can I compare with you?" Koseki said.
Wang Erwu patted Xiao Guan on the shoulder, "You have a specialization in the art industry, you can at least repair houses, right?" โ
"Well, I'm still good at repairing houses." Koseki replied.
Wang Erwu looked at Lin Ruoxi, "Ruoxi, will you repair the house?" โ
"Why should I be able to repair a house?"
"Look at you, typical of not learning and not knowing! People haven't graduated from elementary school, at least they have learned to repair houses, you can't even repair houses, and you are not as good as primary school students! Still not admitting your ignorance? โ
"Roll the calf, my sister can't do anything else, so she has practiced a good martial arts!"
Wang Erwuyi ran away again and disappeared......
The construction team has already begun to construct according to the design, because the total construction area is not very large, and after all, it is a rural house, which is not so complicated, so according to Hong Qingshui's speculation, if the weather is good, it can be completed in about ten days.
A few days have passed in a blink of an eye, and the second girl habitually comes to play with Wang Erwu after school. After being with Lin Ruoxi for a while, Erniu felt that in addition to eating a little more, she was actually quite a good person, so she slowly had a good impression of her.
"Hello uncle, good aunt."
"Erniu, it's out of school?"
"Yes, uncle."
"Uncle asked you to give the teacher the homework, have you finished it?"
"The teacher said that it was difficult, and it was beyond the knowledge of the elementary school teacher, so they said that the answer would be given in a few days."
"You teachers are prevaricating! Erniu, don't do your homework today, when you hand in your homework tomorrow, you tell your teacher that these things are beyond the pressure range of elementary school students! It will take a few days. โ
"Erniu, don't listen to your uncle's nonsense, he was rebellious when he was a child, let's be a good student." Lin Ruoxi said.
The reason for the matter is that Wang Erwu and Lin Ruoxi didn't think about what kind of landmark building to build at the school gate, so three days ago, they specially asked Erniu to ask for the opinions of the teachers, hoping that they could give some inspiration.
"But I've finished my homework for today." The second girl said innocently.
"Done?" Wang Erwu frowned, "It doesn't matter if you're done, you bring it over tomorrow, you said to the teacher, "I'm done with the homework, but I won't give it to you!" You can do whatever you like, huh! However, if you want to talk about the conditions, you can also talk about the conditions! Pay with one hand and deliver with one hand! Trade your homework for mine! "That's it, you know?"
Lin Ruoxi slapped her, "Do you educate children like this?" Also exchanged? Kidnapping? Hostage exchange? If you don't pay it, do you have to tear up the ticket? โ
"Hey! Good idea! Erniu, according to what your aunt taught you, it's best to bring a prop tomorrow, when the time comes, the left hand homework book, the right hand takes out a water gun, and the head of the homework book is fiercely pushed against the head, you will be a little bit imposing at that time! To change or not to change? If you don't change it, I'll kill it! Well, it's still thoughtful and perfect! โ
"! Erniu, let's ignore him, let's go see the goats. Lin Ruoxi was ready to take the second girl away.
The second girl broke free, "Auntie, go by yourself, goat, I'll see you every day!" Uncle Erwu has promised to take me to a barbecue tonight. As soon as the second girl finished speaking, she hurriedly covered her mouth.
Wang Erwu's eyes widened, and he whispered, "Erniu, you are too careless, can you let her know about this?" โ
"Uncle, I have realized that I made the mistake of being strict, alas, I didn't expect my second girl to live for less than six years and a month, I have always been cautious, but I didn't expect it to be planted on this mouth! Isn't this what you adults say, retribution? โ
"What's the mess? The second girl, the so-called rabbit and dog, is not too late; It's not too late to make amends. โ
"What do you mean?"
"Let me tell you a story...... just about to speak, seeing that Lin Ruoxi had been looking at them, he said, "Ruoxi, you go to herd the sheep, I'll tell you a story with Erniu." โ
"What a coincidence! I also like to listen to stories, so let's listen to them together. Lin Ruoxi sat down beside Wang Erwu.
Wang Erwu knew that when Lin Ruoxi heard the food, he probably couldn't rush away, so he had to continue telling the story, "In other words, during the Three Kingdoms period, once, Zhuge Liang went back to his parents' house, Zhang Fei was thinking about life alone under the tree, and then a rabbit ran over, Zhang Fei looked at it and hurriedly shouted, "Bah! It's you again! Taken aback, the rabbit replied, "Hey, African natives!" Brother Liang is not here today, do you think I will let you guard? Dream! With that, the rabbit ran in the opposite direction. Zhang Fei wondered, couldn't he guard the rabbit without a military advisor? The rabbit was simply a dog looking down on people, eh, at this moment he thought of a dog, so he bit his finger, scribbled on the palm of his hand, and then slammed it to the ground with one palm, "Summoning a divine beast!" "A hound appeared out of thin air and caught the rabbit. Zhang Fei looked at the rabbit with contempt and said, I want you to pretend! I want you to be arrogant! Isn't it still in the hands of my big brother? Do you know what this story tells us? โ
Erniu thought for a while, "Sue us, dogs are good friends of humans?" And faster than a rabbit! โ
"No, that's another story, it's called Tianji Dog Racing!" Wang Erwu pulled Erniu to his side, "This story tells us, we have done something wrong, make up for it in time, it's still too late, wait for us to ...... next night." Such...... Do you understand? โ
The second girl smiled mysteriously, "Understood! โ