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Wang Erwu squatted stupidly, his face was pale, and he remained silent.

"What's wrong? Haven't buffered it yet? Deng Shuang asked, but when she saw Wang Erwu's pale face, she also became nervous, "You...... You don't see anything unclean, do you? Don't scare me. ”

Wang Erwu smiled apologetically, "Xiao Sour, I have a question, I have always wanted to ask you, do you usually smoke?" ”

"Smoking? Why should I smoke? ”

"Although smoking is harmful to health, but we can not ignore a very important number, as far as China is concerned, smoking men account for 60% of the total number of men, and now many places have begun to call for quitting smoking, quitting smoking, the proportion of men smoking has dropped sharply, but what is unexpected is that the number of women smoking is rising, especially young women, almost like the new stocks of the securities exchange in the early days, every day up and down, unbelievable!"

"What does this have to do with whether I smoke or not? Am I going to have to smoke because the proportion of women who smoke increases? There are more and more cases of avian influenza virus in some places, so why don't you try it? Also, the number of transsexuals in Thailand is also increasing......" Deng Shuang gave him a blank look.

"Alright! Stop! You know that I don't smoke, and since you insist on not smoking, you can't blame me alone for some things, right? ”

"What do you mean?"

"Hehe, just a few minutes ago, I was surprised to find that I didn't have a lighter." Wang Erwu touched his head.

"What?! Come out for a barbecue and you don't bring a fire? ”

"Don't look at me like that, don't you smoke yourself......"

"Don't you often boast of having a great memory? You made such a lowly mistake and pushed it on me, I think your memory must have been eaten by a dog......"

"Who says I don't remember? I properly remember that the lighter was placed on the coffee table in the living room, two inches to the left of the remote control! red, and two-thirds of the gas...... It says Wishing you prosperity! Hmph, you actually challenge my mind? ”

Deng Shuang's face was full of black lines, "I still remember." The third store on the left side of your downstairs is a barbecue restaurant, is it useful? ”

The two of them looked at the stone piles and the big bags of ingredients stupidly, and they couldn't help it.

"It's all your fault. I finally climbed up the mountain, but I didn't bring a fire, what now? There are no people in the barren mountains and mountains! ”

"Then why don't I go down and buy one?"

"I can't walk......"

"I don't want you to go, I'll just buy it alone."

"You're going to throw me on the hill alone? Don't you worry that someone will give you a dream when you sleep in the future? Deng Shuang said angrily.

"Don't you like thrills? How exciting is it to be alone in the wilderness? You can also post a circle of friends to show off in front of your friends in the entertainment industry. ”

"Idiot! I don't care, you can't leave me, and I won't go down! It's your fault this time, you'll figure it out yourself! ”

"This ...... You're not going to let me drill wood and start a fire, are you? My dear. Eh, there's a way, let's order a takeaway that can be delivered, and let him bring a lighter by the way? ”

"You can figure it out! Who will send it to you in this wilderness? The staff will definitely tell you that you are not in the service area! ”

"Try it, how do you know if you don't try. I can add money! Wang Erwu smiled, took out his mobile phone, and began to make a delivery call.

"Hey, is it the Fuxiang Yuan restaurant?"

"Hello sir, do you want to deliver food?"

"Yes, I want a cold radish peel."

"Well, okay, what else?"

"Nope."

"I'm sorry sir, we need more than 68 yuan to deliver food."

"Oh, let's put something on it. It's okay to buy a radish peel for 68 yuan, but the key is to ask your food delivery staff to bring a lighter? ”

"Okay, where do you want to send it?" The staff said this, but they were secretly saying it in their hearts. "Damn, order 68 yuan radish skin? Is it four rabbits playing mahjong? ”

"Does Mingyue Mountain know?"

"Hmm, Mingyue Mountain Community?"

"It's not! The top of Mingyue Mountain! ”

"Hehe, sir, are you kidding? We don't send barren mountains and mountains. ”

"What the hell? Isn't your service tenet "Where there is a home, there is a blessing to the garden"? And what else is "happiness you open your mouth, I will run errands if there is something"! The advertisement is so good, it's just such a small request. You all shirk it. ”

"Sir, this is not an excuse, if every customer makes such a request from you, then we have to send it all on the plane, on the train, on the highway or something? We are human beings, not carrier pigeons...... Those are not part of our service, we can only send them to residential areas......"

"Residential area? yes, I live on top of this mountain, is there a problem? Don't forget, our ancestors all lived in the mountains, groves and other places, we can't forget our ancestors, if it weren't for their hard work to evolve, would we be where you are today? Think about it, if they hadn't evolved successfully, you would still be able to answer the phone at this job? I went back to Huaguo Mountain as a security guard a long time ago, didn't I? It's a big deal, I'll add money, make up a whole price, and the price is 70! ”

"Sir, since you want to be so vexatious, then it's okay, and the extra money is also exempt, in order to remember the ancestors, I won't take your money for this meal, count it mine! You live on Mingyue Mountain, right? Sue me for the number of the grave, and I will ask someone to burn it for you later! After saying that, I hung up, and I was still thinking in my heart, how did neuropathy find the food delivery phone, it seems that there will be fewer small advertisements on the street in the future.

Wang Erwu was hung up by the other party, and he was very unhappy, so he dialed again.

Deng Shuang hurriedly persuaded, "Why are you still calling?" Quarreling can't solve the problem, what if you scold him twice? Doesn't it still increase the contradictions? What if someone says you're making a harassing call and sues you? Think about the consequences when you do things! ”

As soon as the phone was connected, Wang Erwu hung up decisively, "I don't have the time to quarrel with them, it's just that if you want to hang up the phone, I must hang up first!" Okay now, I hung it up first, hehe. ”

Deng Shuang was dumbfounded......

Wang Erwu turned on the flash of his mobile phone and searched the ground nearby, as if collecting evidence at the scene of the crime, and he could not let go of any clues......

But after all, this is a barren mountain and a wild mountain, and if you want to pick up a lighter on the ground, it is a fool's dream, and after looking for more than ten minutes, you naturally can't find it, and there is no way at all.

"I'm sorry for the little acid, these people who usually go up the mountain are too ruthless, the lighters have been picked up, how rebellious the eyes are!"

"Alas, with you, I'm going to be brainless, do you think lighters are cans and plastic bags? Who is required to throw a lighter on the ground for a bottle of drink or a pack of snacks? It seems that someone has a blood feud with the fire brigade, and everyone is going to set fire to the mountain? ”

"Alas, forget it, anyway, most of the ingredients we bought can be eaten raw, so let's eat them." Wang Erwu took out a few ham sausages and handed them to Deng Shuang, "Look, these steamed buns, ham, sweet potatoes or something can all be eaten raw...... In such a beautiful scenery, looking up at the starry sky, nibbling on steamed buns and ham sausages, how pleasant......"

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )