Teacher's bachelor apartment.

Zhang Dan twisted his waist and hips in front of the mirror, looking at himself in all directions.

Purple vest, super short jeans and shorts, super full breasts, fat white thighs. After looking left and right, he put his hands on the sides of his chest, squeezed it hard, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face, and then looked at his face solemnly.

The eyebrows are crooked, but they are the eyes, the lips are a little thin, but after applying purple lipstick, they also look angular, although they are not beautiful, they are not ugly, but why does Zhang Qingfeng like you?

Questions fill the heart, doubts fill the eyes.

is twenty-seven, and at this age, she is definitely a leftover woman. The leftover girl looks forward to a beautiful love, but from last year to now, others have introduced her to more than 50 objects, but none of them have taken a fancy to her.

After the well-cultivated meeting, they still greeted each other, and if they were not well-cultivated, they refused to even say a few more words when they met, so they turned around and left after finding an excuse. What Zhang Dan couldn't bear was that after the makeup artist of one of the crematoriums met with him, he actually questioned the red thread in person: "Auntie, this is the person you introduced to me?" I don't want flowers and moons, but at least I have to look at them. ”

Later, Zhang Dan simply looked for it by himself, in a marriage agency, on the Internet. Don't, this method is really good, some time ago I really met a like-minded person on the Internet. The netizen's name is Xiaofeng Wanyue, the name is quite poetic, and after talking on the Internet for a while, Xiaofeng Wanyue asked to meet, so Zhang Dan went.

In the evening, the bar, the first floor drinking, drunk and dreaming of death.

The netizen looks good, he is more than seven meters tall, he looks dignified, and his conversation is quite elegant, Zhang Dan is very satisfied. After getting drunk, dancing on the second floor, Xiaofeng Wanyue came up and took Zhang Dan in his arms, body to body, face to face. It feels really good to be hugged, my body is fluttering, and my heart is sweet. At halftime, the man ran directly to the third floor, and when he ran down, he held a piece of paper in his left hand and a card in his right hand, pulling Zhang Dan and running to the third floor.

"What are you doing on the third floor?" Zhang Dan asked breathlessly as he ran.

Netizens raised their left hand and raised their right hand, one to open the room, and one to the room card. Zhang Dan then understood that netizens wanted to open a room with her.

Zhang Dan broke away from the netizen's hand, turned around and ran downstairs directly. She admits that she is cheap, but she is not cheap enough to open a room with netizens as soon as she meets. Besides, she's still a big girl with yellow flowers.

"Knock knock-" came a knock on the door.

Zhang Dan knew that Tong Yao was coming, but he still deliberately asked reservedly, "Who?" ”

"Your student, Tong Yao." Tong Yao paused for a moment and replied in a loud voice.

In class, anyone could see that Tong Yao harassed Sha Ruxue, but Teacher Zhang Dan reprimanded Sha Ruxue, and the punishment for Tong Yao was to ask him to go to his office after class. The other classmates were depressed, and Tong Yao was even more depressed. But there is one thing that is very clear, that is, Mr. Zhang Dan is partial to himself.

The relationship between Tong Yao and Zhang Dan is only the relationship between the teacher and the student, why does Teacher Zhang Dan favor himself, Tong Yao is puzzled.

Zhang Dan opened the door and looked at Tong Yao, with a quiet and reserved face.

"Teacher Zhang, I'm here." Tong Yao shook his right hand.

In his right hand, he was holding a box with the words "Charming Lu" written on it. Meirenlu is an internationally renowned cosmetics, and the price is very expensive, about a month's salary of an ordinary teacher. This set of cosmetics was bought by Tong Yao from the supermarket at the school gate.

Tong Yao knows that Teacher Zhang Dan likes to contact with parents, and the reason is to better manage students, but in fact, the parents who are communicated with Guò know that Zhang Dan just hopes to accept gifts from parents in this way.

"Please come in." Zhang Dan glanced at the box in Tong Yao's hand, secretly happy in his heart, but very calmly.

"Teacher, I shouldn't have caused you trouble in class, so I specially bought a set of cosmetics for the teacher, even if I make amends to you, I hope the teacher can laugh."

Tong Yao put the box on the coffee table and was polite.

"Tong Yao, do you want to buy the teacher?" Zhang Dan asked with a deliberate straight face.

"Teacher, don't mind, you look so good, and you will be even more beautiful with cosmetics." Tong Yao took the opportunity to pat himself on the back.

Zhang Dan knows her appearance best, and she is also the most taboo to compare with other women, Tong Yao is like this, it actually evokes Zhang Dan's sad past, and her eyes can't help but moisten, but she controls her own feelings, and takes advantage of Tong Yao's indifference, wipes her eyes, and accosted: "Tong Yao, don't evaluate the teacher's appearance." ”

Tong Yao smiled and continued to tease: "Teacher, I know that you think you are short, but you are short because of your parents, and you don't look like this, why taboo others, besides, being short also has benefits, although you can't be slim, but, from a medical point of view, short people's blood is easier to circulate quickly, and it is not easy to get cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases. ”

Tong Yao's mouth is so sweet, and there are facts that are based on it, he couldn't help but amuse Zhang Dan, and sneered, "Stinky child, age, I know a lot." ”

"Teacher, when the Chinese teacher teaches us to be inspirational, often, when God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you, you are short even if you are a disadvantage, but you have many advantages."

"For example?" Zhang Dan looked at Tong Yao and asked happily.

Women who don't like to praise, Tong Yao just caught the weakness of Zhang Dan's human nature.

Tong Yao walked into Zhang Dan, boldly, and looked Zhang Dan up and down, "I want it, you can't criticize me, let alone call me a hooligan." ”

"Hehe, please Shang Fang Sword, okay, you, I won't give you the platform." Zhang Dan happily agreed to Tong Yao.

"According to the proportion of your body, you are a fat person, but a fat person has the benefits of a fat person, as the old saying goes, ten fat people have nine blessings, I am afraid that fat people have no buttocks, Mr. Zhang, you look at how big your buttocks are, like two and a half basketballs, this is enough to make it clear that you will definitely have more children and more blessings after you get married in the future, and the blessings will be endless."

Zhang Dan heard Tong Yao's nose and eyes, and couldn't help but reach out and touch his buttocks, and asked stupidly, "Tong Yao, what yours is true?" ”

"Of course it's true, the students will have to mix under you in the future, how dare they deceive you." Tong Yao's clever mouth.

"What else?" Zhang Dan seemed to be enchanted and hoped that Tong Yao would continue.

Tong Yao saw that Zhang Dan not only didn't blame him, but couldn't wait for Tong Yao to evaluate himself, so he let go of his courage, "Of course, to see whether a person is blessed or not, you have to observe in all directions, you can't only see the trees and not see the forest, for example, the big hips must be big, otherwise it will be unbalanced, easy to lose weight, and walking will be affected, as well as the thickness and softness of the hair, whether the skin is white and delicate, the size of the feet, etc., etc."

"Then why don't you hurry up and show me." Zhang Dan was anxious.

Tong Yao reached out and grabbed Zhang Dan's hair, put it in front of his eyes to observe it carefully, and said to himself: "The hair is not soft or hard, it is moderately thin, not bad." ”

"And there's more."

Tong Yao put down his hair, grabbed Zhang Dan's hand, and rubbed it lightly twice, "It's ugly to look at the left girl to the right, the lifeline is very long, the wealth line is all over the sky, wow, the love line-" Tong Yao paused deliberately.

"What's wrong with the love line?"

"I'm afraid it's going to take a long time, and -- teacher, I don't dare." Tong Yao deliberately sold a pass.

"Well, whatever you are, the teacher will forgive you."

"Teacher, I'm afraid you have to drink the well water twice."

"What is secondary well water?" Zhang Dan asked suspiciously.

"Drinking water from a second well is, that is, teacher, you may have to marry a divorced man."

Tong Yao expected Zhang Dan to get angry, but he didn't expect Zhang Dan not to get angry when he heard it, but to chuckle, "Tong Yao, it's really yours, although the teacher doesn't know how to look at the face, but the teacher knows that marriage is casual, whether the other half of the teacher will be a second marriage in the future, the teacher doesn't care, what else, you just have to say in one breath, the teacher has passed, whether you are right or not, the teacher doesn't blame you." ”

"Please take off your shoes." Tong Yao looked at Zhang Dan's feet and whispered.

Zhang Dan hesitated, sat on the sofa, and took off his shoes neatly.

Tong Yao squatted down, picked up Zhang Dan's right foot, used his right hand as a ruler, measured the length and thickness of his foot, looked at the soles of his feet, and deliberately sighed, "Meat feet, not big, not fat, not thin, big bows, overall, although it is not a three-inch golden lotus, it will definitely be rich and expensive in the future." ”

"Really?" Zhang Dan asked stupidly.

She didn't expect that among her students, there would be talents like Tong Yao.

Tong Yao smiled slightly, headed, "Teacher, I have already shown you the photo, but I also have some questions I want to ask you, in class today, it is obvious that I harassed Sha Ruxue, she is a victim, why do you reprimand her in person instead of me." ”

Zhang Dan put on his shoes, snorted, and put on a straight face, "Relying on her to be Bai Fumei, she is sought after, and she hooks up with three or four, but I just can't get used to people like her." ”

"But I'm also a rich second generation, why do you look at me differently." Tong Yao asked.

"Well, I won't tell you for the time being, I want to know, your teacher just now has a feeling that the bird is like a person, is it true?"

Zhang Dan didn't admit that she was ugly, but she didn't dare to be beautiful, it was the first time in her life that she heard someone praise herself like this, and her heart was beautiful.

Tong Yaotou solemnly said: "Teacher, I have been, I still want to mix under you, how dare I deceive you." ”

Zhang Dan showed a happy smile on his face, looked at Tong Yao, and asked stupidly: "Classmate Yao, what kind of feeling is it like to be a bird." ”

Tong Yao tilted his head and replied quickly: "Teacher, my Chinese grades are not good, my expression skills are limited, I'm afraid it's not good, don't embarrass me, if you don't object, how about we do a demonstration together?" ”

Zhang Dan suddenly stretched his face, stared at Tong Yao and asked, "Tong Yao, you don't want to take the opportunity to tease the teacher, do you?" ”