Chapter 201 Demon Dealers Break the Law (One More Asks for a Monthly Pass)
No, the master and apprentice saw that it was getting late, so they found a place to squat and sleep.
Just wait for the next day's dawn to swagger through the Batu Tunnel.
It's just that the next day, when the sky dawns, Guanyin came first.
As soon as Guanyin came, looking at this chaotic scripture learning team, he also felt a little big for a while.
Well... How so?
A Tang Sanzang is a human being.
A monkey who doesn't make a human being...
A pig who doesn't make a man once...
A horse that is not a man or a dragon...
Behind it is a bear that is "black and does not slip in autumn", and a mouse that is "yellow and does not pull a few"...
It's really chaos.
Looking at such a ragtag unit, leaning crookedly against the side of the tree and falling asleep, Guanyin was even more convinced.
Why are you like this, still learning from the scriptures?
Aren't you afraid of being taken away or hacked to death when you fall asleep?
"Ahem!"
Guanyin coughed heavily twice and motioned to everyone.
It's just that everyone slept to death one by one, and no one dumped her at all.
Sighing, Guanyin was helpless, walked up to Sun Xiaokong and patted him, "Sun Xiaokong, you are sleeping so much, aren't you afraid of any monsters?"
Sun Xiaokong opened his eyes in a daze and muttered, "Hey, why did you dream of your mother-in-law, hurry up and go..."
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong turned over and continued to sleep.
Guanyin's face was furious, and he couldn't wait to slap Sun Xiaokong to death with one palm.
After thinking about it in a blink of an eye, Guanyin flew into the air, and the giant willow took it out of the jade net bottle and sprinkled water on the sky.
Whoa!
I saw that the sky was suddenly pouring down!
This torrential rain was really powerful, and in just a few breaths, it overwhelmed a few people.
"it!"
"It's raining, go home and collect ... Phew!"
"Don't sleep, it's raining..."
For a while, when several people opened their eyes, they were already soaked in water.
When Sun Xiaokong was just about to start scolding, Guanyin appeared.
"Amitabha!"
As soon as he saw Guanyin, Sun Xiaokong knew that this was 100% a ghost deliberately made by Guanyin.
"I've seen Sister Guanyin..."
"Meet Guanyin Bodhisattva..."
When Tang Sanzang and a few people saw Guanyin, they hurriedly saluted and shouted.
Sun Xiaokong looked at Guanyin with a strange face, and couldn't guess in his heart, what was this Guanyin doing when he came in the early morning?
Guanyin nodded slightly, and said:
"Amitabha, this Yellow Wind Monster was originally a rat who attained enlightenment at the foot of Lingshan, because he stole the clear oil in the glass cup, he was afraid that King Kong would catch him and ask for the crime, so he ran to Huangfeng Ridge to make a monster. ”
"I'm here today to bring this Yellow Wind Monster back to the Buddha to dispose of. ”
"Uh..."
Everyone listened to Guanyin's words, and they were a little stunned for a while, and then turned their eyes to Sun Xiaokong.
Sun Xiaokong looked at the Yellow Wind Monster, then looked at Guanyin and said, "I'm sorry, this mouse is good now." ”
"And this is also my rat now, so if you want to take it back and ask for the guilt, I'm afraid it won't work. ”
Guanyin nodded, looked at Sun Xiaokong and said, "You come with me." ”
"Oooh!"
Sun Xiaokong listened to Guanyin's words, then looked at the Yellow Wind Monster, and thought, "Could this be a Tiger Leaving the Mountain?"
I followed Guanyin here, what should I do if the Yellow Wind Monster ran back to Lingshan?
Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong waved his hand at the Yellow Wind Monster and motioned for the Yellow Wind Monster to come over.
After the Yellow Wind Monster came over, Sun Xiaokong directly gave the Yellow Wind Monster a piece of money in his sleeve.
"Where are you going, Bodhisattva, tell me. ”
After Sun Xiaokong accepted the Yellow Wind Monster, he smiled lightly.
Guan yin:......
Guanyin is really convinced, not to mention, she really prepared a plan to divert the tiger from the mountain.
There is also a Manjushri in this dark place, according to Guanyin's original idea, that is, he shouted away from Sun Xiaokong in the name of talking about Jindan.
On the other side, Wenju took off the Yellow Wind Monster's tight hoop, and released the Yellow Wind Monster to let him do disaster for Tang Sanzang according to the original plan.
Now in the face of Sun Xiaokong's operation, Guanyin is also very helpless, so he can only buy the Yellow Wind Monster from Sun Xiaokong, and then pretend to escape on the way back to Lingshan...
This is a disaster for Tang Sanzang.
can only say that Sun Xiaokong is too a chicken thief.
As the two of them flew to a no-man's land, Guanyin spoke: "This Yellow Wind Monster has stolen a lot of lamp oil in Lingshan, and the Buddha must let me take him back." ”
Sun Xiaokong nodded, and said helplessly: "That's no way." ”
"The Yellow Wind Monster is now good, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, I have promised him a chance to reform himself. ”
"Give you fifty gold pills, give me the Yellow Wind Monster, and I'll take him back to Lingshan, how about it?" Guanyin was also unhappy in his heart, and he took the initiative to send it to the other party's pit.
It's so heart-wrenching.
Sun Xiaokong waved his hand and said, "Don't be, since I have promised to give him a chance, how can I not believe in my words." ”
"One hundred. ”
Guanyin said again.
Sun Xiaokong looked at Guanyin calmly, and didn't speak back, and said in his heart: "What are you kidding, you have to sell it for at least five hundred." ”
"Two hundred. Guanyin said again.
Seeing that Sun Xiaokong still didn't speak, Guanyin was also annoyed.
Ma Dan, you can really toss, the old lady can't take a vacation.
"Three hundred... Four hundred..."
"Five hundred!"
Guanyin gritted his teeth and said, "If it doesn't work, then forget it." ”
After all, Rulai also gave five hundred, which is already the limit.
"Deal. ”
Sun Xiaokong spit out two words lightly.
Guanyin sighed in her heart: "Sun Xiaokong is powerful, Rulai is also a ruthless person, every time he gives Jin Dan, the pinching point is really accurate." ”
Thinking about it, Guanyin didn't talk nonsense, and directly took the golden pill and gave it to Sun Xiaokong.
After all, this Yellow Wind Monster is related to Tang Sanzang's two catastrophes, this time there is no way, I can only let Sun Xiaokong play such a play, I can only admit it.
After Sun Xiaokong took the golden pill given by Guanyin, he didn't hesitate and directly released the Yellow Wind Monster.
Then, under the bewildered eyes of the Yellow Wind Monster, he took away the tight hoops and forbidden hoops on his head.
"You're free, follow Guanyin, we'll see you again!"
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong turned his head and went back.
As for why Guanyin bought this Yellow Wind Monster back, Sun Xiaokong almost guessed it.
It's just that since this wave of anti-routines has been completed, the five hundred gold pills that are now sent to the door are not sold for nothing.
Guanyin: If you buy it, you buy it for nothing.
Sold out and continue the new routine.
The Yellow Wind Monster was indeed quite confused, he really didn't understand what the situation was.
"Come with me. ”
Guanyin glanced at the Yellow Wind Monster and said lightly.
"Do... What to do?" said the Yellow Wind Monster, a little confused.
"Huh?"
Guanyin's face sank, and he was a little angry.
Sun Xiaokong dares to do something against me, you little mouse dare to talk to me like this?
Looking at Guanyin's face, the Yellow Wind Monster was instantly stunned.
Anyway, what he brawn about is that everyone is afraid, he is afraid of Lingji Bodhisattva, but in fact, he himself knows how many catties and taels he has.
"The Bodhisattva is angry, and I will go back with you. The Yellow Wind Monster said with a flattering face.