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Lee returned to her seat, and the Chinese magician's performance began.

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!" The magician, with sunglasses and a beard, is tall and thin (note, this is important), bows very gentlemanly on the stage, and the audience applauds.

A beautiful translator was on the side translating what he said in real time: "&......%¥%&." ”

Seeing that the beauty had finished translating, the magician continued, "I'm glad to be here today to perform magic tricks for everyone!" My name is Li Xiaobai, you can call me Li Bai! ”

The beautiful translator began to translate again: "*&...... （*&%￥”。

"Today's magic show, there is ......."

Li Huaifeng was very moved, excited, and impulsive, and finally someone spoke fluent Chinese, this magician is simply tailor-made for himself! Good boy, you wait, you're dead! Oh no, it's that little Korean mongrel who is dead!

Li Huaifeng secretly lurked nearby and began to prepare for a "gust of wind".

"The next thing I'm going to perform for you is time! Empty! Wear! Exceed! ”

The music was on, the lights were dimmed, and the scantily clad waitress stepped out and began to dance in tandem while pushing a box.

"In a moment, I will pass through this magical magic mirror and disappear perfectly. When I reappear, you ...... Maybe you won't know me! ”

The magician no longer speaks, but uses body language to tell everyone that this is really an empty box with no problem.

Li Huaifeng opened his senses, immediately discovered the mechanism in it, and smiled slightly.

"Hey." Xia Xinyi's voice in the headphones was lazy: "What are you going to do?" I'm going to keep a low profile? What are you doing next to the stage? ”

"Perform a fun game for you." Li Huaifeng said: "It should be a gift from me." How can a man see a girl for the first time without a gift? This is my compensation for you, you take a closer look. ”

"Wow! Qin Xianglin, I found that you guy is quite chivalrous, I was moved! Will you play a chest crushing boulder? ”

"No, it won't." Li Huaifeng replied angrily, the master despises jugglers and magic tricks the most, thinking that they are all tricks, not real kung fu, and he has to break the boulder in his chest, and the master knows that it is strange if he is not angry.

"What about drinking oil and eating carbon?" Xia Xinyi asked seriously: "It's just a pot of oil, boiling, you drink it in one gulp; A pair of charcoal burnt red and red, you eat one bite at a time or something. ”

"No, it won't." Li Huaifeng replied angrily. The heart said that this girl is good-looking, and her dress is cute, how can she say that the things are not as beautiful, they are all cruel and disgusting?

"Then you will cut off your hands and feet, and ten thousand arrows will pierce your heart......."

"Can you hope for me?" Li Huaifeng said: "Why do I feel like you are looking forward to my death? It's not like you're trying to watch the show, it's like you're cursing me. Just watch it, my show is more interesting than drinking oil and eating carbon, chopping hands and feet. ”

"Oh, okay, I'll wait and see, but don't reveal your identity!"

The magician's progress is very smooth, he has tried this magic many times, and not a single failure!

But this time, he encountered "a gust of wind".

Everyone was curious about the magician's performance, everyone's eyes were fixed on the stage motionlessly, and people were excited, nervous, joyful, and happy.

The magician slipped into the box in a handsome manner, and everyone locked it together, after which the magician went into a tunnel underneath and crawled to another exit.

This is a classic routine for many people who change their lives, and the box itself is fine, but the bottom of the box and the floor are connected, and no matter how many flowers are tied outside, it makes no sense to lock a bunch of perverted iron chains that look thick, because people don't plan to come out of here at all.

When the magician took advantage of the audience's visual error and entered the dark grid and wanted to come out of the opposite exit, he found that - the mother's exit was locked?!

After a few pushes, the board on top can't be pushed away? The magician was sweating profusely, I wiped, this is my third performance, and it will be a success soon! Which careless guy hung a hook up outside!? Isn't that ruining me!?

The magician heard thunderous applause outside, and all the Korean audience shouted excited cheering slogans together, such a warm cheer, is he going to go wrong? What a shame for a magician!

At this time, Li Huaifeng walked out of that magical place, he had an exaggerated beard and large-rimmed glasses, and he lived like a tall version of Chaplin. After taking the stage, he greeted everyone in Chinese, bowed and took off his hat in front of the audience on the left and right.

The audience responded enthusiastically and applauded like thunder!

Li Huaifeng said loudly and shamelessly: "Thank you!" Thank you! Thank you! "I thought to myself, the IQ of Koreans is not very high, so they can get away with it?

All the magician's assistants were stunned!

Wow, the magician is amazing! I also changed my clothes and dressed up by the way, really, the plan has changed and told us in advance! How sudden. However, everyone was not flustered and cooperated with Li Huaifeng in an orderly manner.

The magician couldn't imagine what was going on on there, and when he went back to get out of the box, he found that it was also locked and couldn't be pushed open.

The magician cried.

Three spotlights shone on Li Huaifeng, Li Huaifeng signaled the audience to be quiet, and sure enough, the audience fell silent. The big change just now has opened everyone's eyes, a person, obviously locked in a box, appeared from another place in a blink of an eye, isn't it amazing? So at this time, everyone was very excited, and they were very happy with the master of this stage.

Li Huaifeng began to perform: "Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests. Now I have a little question session, please answer it! Moreover, the questions I raised are all about the Tang and Song Dynasty culture of Huaxia, so if any of the friends on the scene have a little understanding of the Tang and Song Dynasty culture of Huaxia, they can actively participate. Rest assured, the questions are not difficult, these questions are basically part of the high school curriculum in Huaxia, of course, children who do not attend classes may not be able to answer. ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Xia Xinyi was also excited: "This monkey is performing well!" Looking at him like this, it's not very stupid, he looks quite calm after taking the stage. Hmph, it must be the type who likes to pretend to be stupid and deceive girls! ”

Li Huaifeng heard Xia Xinyi's words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said calmly: "Which friend has confidence!?" ”

"Here! Over here! Li Meizhen's mother stood up and raised her hand, very enthusiastic, and it seemed that she almost jumped up on the platform.

Li Meizhen frowned and said, "Mom! What are you doing! Where do you understand the Tang and Song Dynasty culture in China, don't raise your hand indiscriminately! What a shame it is to not answer! ”

Li Meizhen's mother said: "I'm raising my hand for Zhexi!" ”

Park Cheol-hee took the whole cup and drank coffee, and when he heard this, he squirted out all of them. His face was unnatural, and he said, "Ah, Auntie, no need, this ...... It's so embarrassing to be in public. ”

"Oh, what are you afraid of! People with a sense of participation often get more happiness, and you are an expert in Chinese culture, you must answer the question fluently, and let him see the wisdom of our handsome guys in the Republic of Korea! Then he stood up again and raised his hand very enthusiastically: "Here and here!" ”

Li Huaifeng is waiting for this: "Okay! I saw a very beautiful, very elegant lady! That's you! ”

Li Meizhen stood up, a flash light fell on her, and a staff member handed him the microphone, she suddenly became shy, and her face was red: "Oh, it's really embarrassing." Actually, I raised my hand for my future uncle, who came back from studying in Huaxia and studied the Tang and Song Dynasty cultures in Huaxia, so if it was him, he would definitely answer correctly. Wow, huh, Cheol-hee? ”

Park Zhexi wiped his sweat, and said in his heart that the answer was like a fart! Lao Tzu didn't even know where the gate of the Tang Dynasty was open, how could he answer like this?

But at this time, I had to rush the ducks to the shelves, and if I didn't answer, wouldn't I lose the adult?

Park Zhexi stood up and said modestly: "The culture of the Tang and Song dynasties is rich and complex, and it has a very far-reaching impact on the civilization of the Chinese Kingdom. So, if you answer incorrectly, please bear with me. ”

The people around nodded their heads, and everyone also knew that the civilization of Huaxia was very rich and complex, and a school and academic branch were enough for a lifetime of research, which one could say that he really knew everything, so he agreed with Park Zhexi's words very much.

Li Huaifeng smiled: "This gentleman is too worried, my question definitely does not involve professional academics, at most some household name common knowledge, too advanced I don't understand." So, don't worry. Moreover, as long as you answer one of the four questions correctly, you will have the opportunity to participate in a true love confession activity! Keep it up! ”

Li Meizhen's mother was excited: "Come on, Zhexi!" Come on, Zhehee! ”

Park Cheol-hee's mother sensed her son's embarrassment, but at the instigation of Lee Mi-jeong's mother, she had to cheer for her son "with difficulty".

Park Cheol-hee held the microphone and thought of only one thing, strangle Lee Mi-jeong's mother!

Li Huaifeng smiled: "Okay, this gentleman, please listen well, my first question is, which are the eight members of the Tang and Song Dynasties!" Please answer! ”

Park Zhexi was stunned, what eight families? 8. What are you doing? Is it eight families, or eight houses? Park Cheol-hee's head was sweating hot.

Li Meizhen's mother clenched her fists: "This is so difficult." ”

Li Meizhen's father smiled slightly: "The Tang and Song Dynasty families are almost everyone who knows it, even if it is a woman on the street, they probably say one or two people, the magician is right, this is just ordinary basic knowledge, and it has nothing to do with academics at all." ”

Everyone looked at Park Cheol-hee together.

Park Cheol-hee's heart is dripping blood, crying, drifting in the wind.