"Chapter 161: Stealing Electricity"
"Eldest sister, didn't you say that you are a person who loves work? It's almost time to leave work now, have you had enough? You're not going to be ready to stay overnight, are you? Wang Erwu smiled bitterly.
"It's okay, I often don't come home until after nine o'clock!" Chen Muxin replied coldly.
"I don't have to worry about you working overtime, but the problem is that you're playing with my computer, how pitiful, it will probably smoke after a few more minutes......"
"Why is your computer paper-paste? How many times does it catch fire? Chen Muxin ignored Wang Erwu's words and continued to play intently.
"Even if my computer is not paper-paste, it is definitely a copycat, I have heard of Lenovo's brand, but what kind of brand is "I" like? ”
Chen Muxin has always been a cold person, Rao is like this, and he was still amused by Wang Erwu, "Hehe, don't worry!" Knockoffs are now more durable than brands! ”
"Well, even if it's durable, it doesn't cost electricity after all, doesn't it?" Wang Erwu really couldn't find any reason, he didn't drive her away just now, he didn't just give her an eviction order, he wouldn't do anything to a girl, right? Moreover, she is also a well-deserved first goddess of radio and television.
"A computer host and monitor are about 150W to 200W, which means that even if I play 24 hours a day, I only have 3 to 4 kWh...... The current electricity bill is about five cents a kilowatt-hour, and it's only more than two dollars a day, so I'll pay you five yuan later, right? Chen Muxin said.
"That's not right! Ever heard the story of dripping water piercing stones? Have you ever heard the story of Yugong moving mountains and Jingwei reclamation? Also, I don't know if the quantitative change in physics or chemistry causes the qualitative change, do you understand? For example, the chopsticks we eat with are made in pairs, and when they come in pairs, they are chopsticks. What about ten pairs? It becomes a baton. When it was a hundred pairs, it became a prop in the movie "Ip Man". As for the time of thousands of pairs...... It becomes a wholesale market for disposable tableware! So you're wrong! Wang Erwu began to take education classes.
"Then according to your meaning, your entire choreography department should not use computers? If the joker doesn't use a computer, does he still use a flying pigeon to pass on books? ”
"You're extreme! Look at our jokers, they all use a unified notebook, and they all use batteries! Wang Erwu retorted.
"Batteries? The battery doesn't need to be charged? Do you use batteries with their own power generation function? Chen Muxin gave him a blank look.
"Of course, we have to recharge, but our colleagues in the choreography department. If they tacitly agree not to charge in this department, they will sacrifice their lunch break time and go downstairs or upstairs to charge in other units! There are also comrades, I have to admire their dedication. Standing in the stairwell of the passage, unplugging the socket of the emergency light, and charging the notebook ......" Wang Erwu had a proud expression on his face.
"Hehe, you guys are stupid! This electricity bill is paid by the main station, and you don't need to pay for it. You go to other units to charge, or go to the public area to steal electricity, and in the end, the wool still comes out of the sheep? The main station still has to come out. Chen Muxin said disdainfully.
"What does it mean to steal electricity? How ugly! We call it "province"! Regardless of whether the main station pays for it in the end, but our colleagues in the department have developed such a good habit! This practice uplifts our hearts and enriches our souls! One day in the future, when we are old, we can proudly say to our juniors, look! Save electricity, start with me! Wang Erwu's face was full of pride.
"Sure enough, hearing is false, seeing is believing! The legendary producer really doesn't disappoint. Instantly felt. The word wonder came with your birth......"
Seeing that Chen Muxin had no intention of leaving, Wang Erwu was about to collapse, he had to go back to pack his things and prepare to fly to Hainan tomorrow night, "Have you had enough?" I don't want to wait any longer...... Have you had enough? I don't want to be patient......" Wang Erwu hummed a song by the Zero Dot, quietly walked to the desk, stepped on the power button of the power strip with his foot, and poof, the computer was automatically turned off......
"What are you doing? Neurotic, huh? Only five squares can be cleared! ”
"Am I insane? You treat me like an Internet café? Or with a VIP box, why don't you charge a membership card or something? Top up 100 now and get 100...... Root toothpicks. Recharge 500 and get a villa...... A pure aluminum alloy door number! Let's go! If you want to play and download one yourself, you don't care if you play for a few days and nights! At least until there is no headline in your "Satellite TV News Network" like "Chief Reporter Died of Sudden Death from Exhaustion", absolutely no one will stop you. But I advise you to pay attention to moderation, otherwise you will really hang up. Although the main station will count you as a martyr, hold a memorial service, and posthumously recognize party members, and then exaggerate, even if you are given the title of martyr, so what? It's a false name...... The key is to Hades. There is no such thing as a game like minesweeper! Wang Erwu was reading at a rapid pace.
"How do you know that there are no minesweepers in Hades? Could it be that you have gone down in person? Then the king of Hades felt that you Yan zhòng affected the overall image of the ghost group, so he was unwilling to accept you, and sent you to your original place of origin? Chen Muxin didn't give Wang Erwu face at all.
"Are you stupid? Think about it, if you die, how will your family and friends bring you things? Could it be Taobao? Re-courier? What courier who can't think of it will dare to deliver it? So what to do? What is the only way for you to exchange it, no, it can't be exchanged, it should be only you who can receive it unilaterally, and the only way to do this is through guò? That's right, it's "burned" for you! Villas, luxury cars, household appliances, banknotes, etc., you can burn whatever you want, what do you lack, and you can occasionally dream up, but this thunder, who dares to burn it? ? This explosive item, even if your family dares to risk burning it, do you dare to risk taking it below? If there is an explosion, the whole underworld will be gone......"
Chen Muxin was so angry by Wang Erwu's words, she had never suffered such a grievance, and it was precisely because of this that she secretly strengthened her confidence, and she didn't plan to give up if she didn't join "Crazy Saturday".
Wang Erwu sent Chen Muxin, who was sent away like a plague god, quickly cleaned up briefly, and hurried home, not giving Liu Ming and Zhang Yu any chance to invite him at all, and at this time, Chen Muxin had already returned to his desk, resolutely turned on the computer, downloaded countless different types of minesweeping games, and began to study them...... She was determined that the primary clearance must be controlled within two seconds...... (To be continued.) )