"Chapter 178: The Teacher's Table"
Liu Yanyan was completely angry with Wang Erwu, although she also met some big-name directors on the set, and her posture was indeed relatively high, but even if she was a director, as long as she didn't have her appetite, she was also the one who said she would boycott the show, not to mention that Wang Erwu, a small producer, if it weren't for Deng Shuang's face, it is estimated that she would have slapped her ass and left.
"Producer Wang, do you usually have such an attitude when you invite celebrities to the show?" Liu Yanyan asked disdainfully.
"Oh, that's not it, except for Xiao Sour who I invited, I don't need to worry about anything else, the main station has done it."
"Then it's no wonder, I'm a straight person, don't be surprised when you speak, an invitation like yours, it is estimated that few celebrities will be willing to accept your invitation!"
"Why? I've only invited one celebrity now, and that's Xiao Sour, so my current success rate is 100%. ”
"She? Hehe, that's her brain-dead! Liu Yanyan said with a smile, "You guys who do TV, you should have a good literary literacy, have you ever heard of the thatched house?" For the virtuous, you have to be sincere, repeatedly invited, visited, like you arrogant and immodest, others will be disgusted as soon as they contact you, if it is not recommended by acquaintances, you will be driven away long ago! ”
"Yes! I also heard Xiao Sour say that you are an "idle" person, so you flew to Sanya to invite you, isn't it sincere enough? Wang Erwu was puzzled.
"Why don't you understand? In the three visits I said, Liu Bei's attitude is more acceptable than your current attitude? ”
"Alas! Belle! Don't worry, I don't mean to look down on you, I don't believe you asked Xiaosour, I and the guests of the show both regard ourselves as friends, and we will never think that you are a subordinate and have no discrimination! Wang Erwu replied with a serious face.
"What discrimination is not discrimination? Can you still communicate? I'm going crazy! Liu Yanyan said frantically.
"Let me explain it to you, Zhuge Liang is a stubborn talker, and he said in "The Former Teacher's Table", Chenben cloth, ploughing in Nanyang. Gou Quan's life in troubled times, not seeking to be heard by the princes, the first emperor did not treat his ministers as despicable, and he was humiliated. Three ministers in the grass. You see, number one, I don't think you're mean! Although we don't know each other well, we don't know you for the time being, but since you and Xiao Acid are good friends. It shouldn't be mean, right? Second, although you don't have a job now, you are not to the point of being so miserable as "losing your life", are you? Being able to stay in such a luxurious hotel at least proves that you still have some savings. Third, although you are also wearing cloth clothes, and you are also not covered by clothes, the texture of your clothes is hundreds of times better than others! People are really sad, just like I saw a little Lori on the road yesterday and said to his father. Dad, I want to eat ice cream, and Dad can only regretfully say, child, your mother is not here, we can't afford to eat it! What kind of emotion is this? That's right! It's poor! Brother Talker is so poor that he is sad, so he doesn't cover his body. And you? It's about how to match and how to be sexy. Fourth, I didn't regard myself as a king, nor did I treat you as a minister, and you don't have to kneel down when you see me. Without those red tape, you and I can be called brothers without formality. Do you get the idea? Wang Erwu said a lot. So I took a deep breath.
"What's the mess? Fallacy! "Liu Yanyan is really angry, she is angry for no other reason, but she has not lost after so many years of playing with others, whether it is shameless or rolling on the ground, she can be subdued. But when she met a strange player, she was speechless.
"I'm not a fallacy, I'm reasoning with you, see you talk to me about cultural literacy as soon as you come up, it is estimated that Your Excellency is also a person who likes literature, we are just having a simple academic exchange, you can refute me if you have any different opinions."
Liu Yanyan looked at Wang Erwu and smiled in her heart, "Really? Okay, so let's communicate, you just talked about the problem of matching clothes, in your opinion, what should I wear now? Liu Yanyan got up and took a turn, I have to say that Liu Yanyan is impeccable in both figure and appearance, and any clothes worn on her can wear a perfect feeling. On the other hand, Wang Erwu, a shirt and a pair of jeans, standing on the street of Sanya, may not everyone think that he is a seller of tropical fruits, which is the reason why Liu Yanyan suddenly talked about the topic of clothing matching, she wanted to hit Wang Erwu hard in this regard.
Wang Erwu looked at the other party's hot figure, and didn't speak stupidly, Liu Yanyan was naturally proud, in her opinion, any man is a carnivore, and there are not many people who can carry her beauty, but although Wang Erwu looks like a pug, he is not fascinated by Liu Yanyan, he is now only Deng Shuang in his heart and mind, he is fantasizing at the moment, if Deng Shuang is also dressed in clothes as sexy as Liu Yanyan, he will definitely spurt blood.
Seeing that Wang Erwu was a little out of shape, Deng Shuang pushed him angrily.
"I'm sorry! Distracted, what did you just say? Wang Erwu said apologetically.
"I said, what is the perfect match for my dress!" Liu Yanyan repeated.
"Do you want to tell the truth?" Wang Erwu asked sincerely.
"Nonsense! Honestly, of course! ”
"Hehe, if you want me to see, your clothes match ...... It's even more perfect with a small acid! After speaking, Wang Erwu looked at Deng Shuang, and his saliva was about to run down on his squinted face.
"Bastard!" Deng Shuang's face turned red, and only then did he react, it turned out that Wang Erwu was thinking about this just now.
"I'm telling you the truth. If you don't believe it, if you wear it and try it, it must be beautiful. ”
"Get out!"
Liu Yanyan's face was full of confidence just now, but now she was suddenly dumbfounded, "Are you two here to sing a double reed?" Then he looked at Wang Erwu angrily, "Look at you yourself!" Dressed like a burlap bag, embarrassed to count me? ”
"Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to count you, I'm just expressing my personal opinion."
"That's right! With your taste, it's not surprising to say that. ”
"Taste this thing, just like it, why care about other people's eyes? No matter how unique my taste is, at least I don't make jokes. Wang Erwu looked at Liu Yanyan's half-worn belt, and said with a smile, "I have a friend, who is a person with high taste, her favorite is to go to the night market, one day she saw a stall with a lot of beautiful belts, and she thought about changing one for herself, so she picked a favorite and asked the boss, how much is this?" The boss asked, this depends on what model you want, different models have different prices. My friend wondered, it doesn't matter if the waist is a little narrow, it's just a decoration anyway. The boss was also stunned, so he explained to her, the one you are holding now is more suitable for huskies, if it is a Pomeranian or a VIP, it will be bigger......"
As soon as Wang Erwu's words fell, Deng Shuang laughed, only to see Liu Yanyan move her belt up in embarrassment, her face full of black lines.
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Thanks to the wind and drunk、I tell me all day long、I'm still the tip of that cute boy。 (To be continued.) )