Wang Erwu got into a business car sent by his family, and the car was still full of large bags and small bags.

"Two-five! Can you go? ”

"Well, let's go, Uncle Liu." The driver is the old driver of the Wang family, Liu Yewei, although he is almost 60 years old, but the whole person seems to be more energetic, this time to Lingang Village, the road is relatively far away, the Wang family's parents can not rest assured that other drivers, so they sent Liu Yewei over, Liu Yewei has been with Wang Erwu and his father for almost 30 years, it can be said that he has watched Wang Erwu grow up, therefore, there is also a special feeling for Wang Erwu, no less than the "father and son" love, don't misunderstand, this kind of "father and son" love is not a hint that Liu Yewei and Wang Erwu have something to, It's just that Liu Yewei has no children under his knees, and his daughter has rarely come back from the age of eighteen to the time she was sent to the UK to study, and she has rarely come back to settle down in the UK, so Liu Yewei's kindness to Wang Erwu is completely due to the instinct of father's love.

Thirty minutes later, at the toll booth on the highway out of town, a royal blue Maserati stopped in the waiting area.

A beautiful young woman stood in front of the car door, it was Lin Ruoxi, after Lin Ruoxi graduated, she began to prepare for the establishment of her own company, but some procedures have not yet been approved, and those things that run the procedures do not need her to interfere at all.

Liu Yewei parked the car firmly next to him, Wang Erwu opened the window and greeted Lin Ruoxi, "Lin Da Beauty, your major in image design is a cow, even standing like this, waiting for the demeanor of the car model!" If you don't have to pay a fine for taking pictures, it is estimated that even the speed radar will be tempted to take a few more photos for you. ”

Lin Ruoxi smiled, "Erwu, when did you learn to be so flamboyant and have such a sweet mouth?" This weasel gives ...... No, I mean, do you have something to ask me for? ”

"Sure enough, it's a character at the level of Xiao Qiao, beauty and wisdom coexist!" Wang Erwu got out of the car and approached in the direction of Lin Ruoxi.

"Stop!" Lin Ruoxi looked at Wang Erwu suspiciously, this kind of praise for no reason must be strange, "Let's talk about it first, what the hell are you thinking?" I don't have any money, I only bring 250,000! ”

Wang Erwu stared at Lin Ruoxi's car with squinting eyes, and rubbed his palms obscenely, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not asking for money......"

"Don't want money? Do you dare to ask for sex? Lin Ruoxi put her hands on her waist, making Wang Er and Wuyi tremble.

"Auntie, I just want to ......"

"! I can't think about it! Also, whose aunt are you called? ”

"No, I want to express that you are the little dragon girl in my heart, so I call you aunt, you are the kind of woman who fights very well."

"You scream again, believe it or not that I broke your left hand?"

"Why did you break my left hand?"

"Don't you want to be a child?"

"But Yang Guo seems to be his right hand."

"Who said that? My idol is Gu Tianle, I have seen the Condor Heroes no less than ten times, people are holding a knife in their right hand, and naturally they are broken left hand! Lin Ruoxi argued.

"Impossible, I have been familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, the Four Great Classics, astronomy, history, nutritious diet, microwave oven maintenance skills and other good books since I was a child, how can I not know which hand Yang Guo has broken? In the twenty-fourth chapter of Mr. Jin Yong's original work, Guo Fu resented the humiliation of the palm, and thought: You have harmed my sister's life, you are extremely despicable and vicious, and I will kill you today to avenge my sister. Mom and Dad are not surprised. Seeing that he no longer had the strength to resist, he only raised his right arm to protect his chest, but there was no half of pity in his eyes, his heart was furious, his hand was strengthened, and he swung his sword and slashed down. Wang Erwu opened a bottle of jasmine honey tea, took a sip, and continued, "After identification, it was the right hand that was broken, and the identification is complete!" ”

Lin Ruoxi said suspiciously, "Impossible! She is indeed very obsessed with Gu Tianle, so "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" has indeed watched it countless times, so she took out her mobile phone and began to search for stills, and after a minute, she said with a smile, "I said it!" You see! In the stills, Gu Tianle is holding a knife in his right hand, and he is heroic.

"You check Huang Xiaoming's version!" A few minutes later, a still of a knife in his left hand appeared in front of Lin Ruoxi's eyes.

"This?"

"Ruoxi, I don't think you understand a little, right? You are watching the Hong Kong version, you must know that mainland cars drive on the right, while Hong Kong drives on the left, so the steering wheel of mainland cars is on the left, and Hong Kong is on the right, you understand? The Hong Kong version is all reversed! ”

"Can this severed hand be reversed? Are you fooling children? ”

"Okay, maybe Yang Guo has both hands broken and has a prosthetic leg, Hong Kong likes to install it on the left, and the mainland on the right, this explanation is reasonable, right?"

Lin Ruoxi was stunned......

"Alright! Don't go far, let's go to support education in mountainous areas, not to send warmth to the Disabled Persons' Federation, you still have to be honest, what the hell are you trying to do? ”

"Ruoxi, you misunderstood, didn't I take the driver's license test not long ago? I haven't had a chance to drive since then, so I thought ......"

"Oh, I thought it was a big deal, it scared me to death, did you say it earlier? Get in the car, you take the co-pilot, I'll drive it for you! ”

"Ruoxi, I mean, I want to try it myself."

"Look first, I'll be your coach first."

"But the coach usually sits in the co-pilot!"

"Shut up!"

The two got into the car, Lin Ruoxi stepped on the accelerator, and the car sped away......

Uncle Liu followed closely behind, and couldn't help but admire, "Alas, this woman is really strong driving now!" No wonder the big trees on both sides of the road are getting fewer and fewer every year......"

"Let me tell you about the structure of the car first! Do you know what the car consists of? Lin Ruoxi asked.

"Yes!" Wang Erwu looked ahead.

Long......

"I'm asking you!" Lin Ruoxi didn't answer at all when she saw Wang Erwu.

"Didn't I sue you? I said I know! ”

"Then you sue me, what are the components?"

"I said, Ruoxi, who of the two of us teaches whom? What are the parts of the car that you don't know? Still want to ask me? I suddenly feel insecure in your car! ”

"Wonderful! Believe it or not, I beat you up? Lin Ruoxi said angrily.

"I can understand your thirst for knowledge, but can't you be humble and ask? Why use violence? The structure of this car is not a trade secret! If you ask me, I will naturally sue you, why use the strong one? My theory is full marks, what else do you not understand, after asking at one time, I will reply uniformly. ”

"You! …… I'm! ”

"The so-called threesome must have my teacher, I don't understand, I'm not ashamed, I don't know how to pretend to understand, it's embarrassing, you know? Zhuge Liang, a famous military strategist of the Three Kingdoms, said that the car is like a wife, not looking at the appearance, but focusing on the inside, which is to warn people to be familiar with the structure of the car, and if they don't even understand their own wives, they will inevitably beat their wives to death. ”

"Is this what Zhuge Liang said?"

"Of course! Look! There is a car in the back! Wang Erwu commanded nervously, "Zhuge Liang also said that if you drive without looking at the reflector, you will not be able to crush people to death!" Can you pay attention to the rhythm of driving! What do you squeeze the old and the transformers in front of? People suddenly deformed, and we both are gone......"

(Today is Monday, please don't be stingy with the recommendation votes in your hands.) Let's use it decisively...... Welcome to leave a message in the book review area, your support is my biggest motivation, and there is one more thing I want to ask you to understand, many readers say that they like to be funny a little more, but, after all, this is a book with a complete storyline, I will try my best to make everyone laugh, but some plots really can't be integrated into comedy elements, and even there will be some touching things behind, so I hope you understand, thank you again. ）