Chapter 70: The Bait That Seduces Evil Spirits
I had a very bad night's sleep, just imagine a ghost lying on your pillow, how many people can sleep soundly.
"Hey! You're going to have to watch it for a long time! ”
I was only oozing in my heart when I was seen by Xiao Yubai, and I involuntarily retreated to the corner of the bed.
Xiao Yu smiled at me very strangely, and a cloud of black gas came out from behind him, and after a while, disappeared into the air again!
"Yes, there is something to say! Today, I scolded you, it's not because of you, you bullied me first! I looked at this qiē with a creepy look, he wouldn't plan to destroy my body just because I scolded him today!
Xiao Yu's white thin lips hooked slightly, and grabbed my wrist suddenly, "You have a smell on you!" ”
"What does it smell like?" I pulled out my hand, and my hair stood on end.
"The smell of poppies! As long as you are the bait, I can't catch those eight evil spirits! ”
A bad feeling suddenly rose in my heart, maybe I was so scared that I was trembling with my hands and clenching the quilt on my body, and I didn't dare to come out with my head down: "It didn't kill me!" But let's, let me be the bait, that, can I give me some more of my magic? ”
"Huh!"
A cold wind swept through my ears for no reason, my neck shrank suddenly, and Xiao Yubai's cold laughter was against my face, "I always don't know my identity!" Even the bait is so incompetent! …… However, I can promise you one condition, after I capture these eight evil spirits, I will return all your magic power to you! ”
What's the matter?
Listening to Xiao Yubai's tone like a great gift, I still have to hurry up and say thank you!
Without magic, I'm not even as good as a mortal, so it's no wonder if I wasn't eaten by those demons! I want to live and wait for your reward!
"What, dissatisfied?"
In the haze, I only heard Xiao Yubai's dissatisfied laughter, and I suddenly reacted with a spirit, and hurriedly shook my head with a smile and explained: "How can I have that guts!" It's just that I still have some things I want to explain to the Great Elders! ”
Who knows if I'll ever come back alive! The only thing I can't let go of now is the last line of the ogre, the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled!
I'm really embarrassed by this demon lord!
"Okay, go ahead! I'm here for you! ”
Saying that, Xiao Yubai pulled me to the ground, I didn't care about putting on shoes, I stood on the ground barefoot and turned to stare at him, who knew that he was stabbing without avoiding suspicion, pulled my quilt and lay on the bed I had just slept on, closed my eyes and rested.
I looked at him with some grief, what did he mean by that!
Whenever I felt that he was interested in me, he immediately put on a wicked mother-in-law face, and he would not give up if he bullied me so hard that I corrected my whimsy!
And when I understood how many pounds and taels I weighed, and I was going to stay away from him, he was like a naughty child, mischievously looking for me to be happy, and hooking the little love root in my heart that was about to die!
"What? Don't want to confess? Alright, we'll go back to the underworld now! ”
Xiao Yu's white eyes opened, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he sat up from the bed suddenly, his eyes were shining, and seeing that his hand was about to grab my arm, I rushed out of the door like a whirlwind, supporting the pillar with one hand, patting his cheek with the other, and comforting: "It's not strange, it doesn't matter what he thinks in his heart!" When those evil spirits are caught, they want their magic power back, hum! Just cut off friendship with him! I must not let him make fun of me again! ”
But......
Standing in the courtyard of the Great Elder, my whole body froze in place like a log! 10,000 question marks on my head! Can anyone sue me what's going on? In the huge courtyard, there is a long sandalwood table!
It's full of human food!
And the big elder was surrounded by the table, and I saw that the big elder was laughing and talking with a few little devils beside him, and he was holding a steamed bun in his hand, right? Chopsticks? Is the chopsticks holding greens?
At this time, the whole courtyard was lively and noisy, just like the people in the world celebrating the festival!
I'm dazzled? Rubbing his eyes, he opened them again, and the great elder, who was not used to chopsticks, almost fed the greens into his nose!
I couldn't help but feel sour, and tears fell down like beads of broken thread.
At this time, Lu Yuan, who was picking vegetables for Yingluo, turned his head and saw me first, his hand paused slightly, and then the corner of his mouth hooked a smile, and said, "Demon Lord, are you awake?" That, the ghost king said to call you for dinner, but he didn't come back for a long time! I thought you wanted to open a small stove! ”
"Ahh …… Demons, demons! "The Great Elder, who was biting a big mouthful of steamed buns in his mouth, almost choked to death when he heard Lu Yuan call me, and coughed violently a few times before looking at me embarrassedly.
What's going on?
Didn't the Great Elder say that he wouldn't eat doll grass when he died?
How did they get a good night's sleep, and they became what they are now!
What about the awe-inspiring righteousness of swearing to death for the sake of dignity?
"Lu Yuan, come here!" I avoided the Great Elder's gaze, frowned, and stared straight into the distance.
"Hey, you've slept enough! Lu Yuan is still hungry! If you ask him to come, he will ......"
Lu Yuan covered Yingluo's mouth, smiled at me guiltily, and then stared at Yingluo affectionately, and said softly: "Good, the demon lord is leaving!" Don't be mad at her anymore, okay? ”
I'm dizzy!
Lu Yuan, what do you mean!
Yingluo snorted, glared at me, and continued to eat with her head down!
Alas!
Well, whoever makes me owe her, stare at it!
"Demon Lord, heh!"
Lu Yuan ran up to me and looked at me flatteringly.
I rolled my eyes and said, "Forget what you see, hum!" Follow me! ”
Lu Yuan was afraid of being blinded by me again, so he followed me all the way, and he didn't dare to breathe, and when he arrived at the pavilion in the back garden, I looked left and right, only me and Lu Yuan raised their hands and knocked on the pillar, turned around and said: "Lu Yuan, you explain and explain, why do the great elders want to eat doll grass again!" ”
"Didn't the ghost lord sue you?" Lu Yuan glanced at me suspiciously, and replied cautiously.
"Heh, Ghost King? Lu Yuan, you are quite affectionate! When did you become so familiar with Xiao Yubai's guy? Say! Is it because Yingluo's girl did some shady deal with him! ”
I slammed my hand, grabbed Lu Yuan's collar, and pressed his head on the stone table, half of my face against the table, and half of my face was pinched by me with my thumb and index finger.
"Wronged! Demon Lord! ”
Lu Yuan didn't dare to fight back, he tilted his head aggrievedly and stared at me, the corners of his eyes turned red, "The ghost monarch said that you mistakenly released eight evil spirits in the river on the other side in order to steal the doll grass!" If the Jade Emperor blames it, you and the Ghost King won't be able to eat and walk around! This time, the two of you are grasshoppers on a rope, and you have to do your best to capture those eight evil spirits before the Jade Emperor finds out! ”
The corners of my mouth twitched, let go of Lu Yuan, and sat on the stone bench, "Xiao Yubai really said that?" ”
"It's true!" As soon as Lu Yuan was freed, he immediately knelt beside my lap, extremely sincere, and said: "Actually, this is all a misunderstanding, Demon Lord, I found that the Ghost King is not as bad as we thought, originally I thought that he was going to threaten you to save Yingluo!" But they didn't, but instead persuaded the Great Elder to eat doll grass! ”
"He's that kind?"
I rubbed my temples that were a little painful, Xiao Yubai, what is this holding back?
"Demon Lord, it's really a misunderstanding! The Great Elder would rather die than eat, and the Ghost King also brought thousands of years of archives from the underworld to show them, it turned out that thousands of years ago, our ogres were originally the same clan as mortals, because of some misunderstandings, they fought for thousands of years, and now they are both defeated, if the Great Elder continues to be obsessed, it will only harm our ogres to the end! ”
"So the Great Elder is willing to eat?"
I looked down at Lu Yuan suspiciously, how can the Great Elder speak so well?
"No......" Lu Yuan scratched his head embarrassedly, didn't dare to look up at me, lowered his head, and twisted: "Actually...... The Ghost King said that as long as the Great Elder obediently eats the doll grass, he will definitely let the Demon Lord give birth to a bunch of little ogres in the future, and continue to be the heirs of our ogre! ”
Ahh
"Xiao Yubai is ......"
I laughed dryly in anger, and my hand on the table trembled uncontrollably, now not only is it lying to me, but even our Great Elder of the Ogre Clan is also playing tricks!
When the Great Elder chased Xiao Yubai to ask for an heir, he found that he had been fooled, and he was not so angry that he went back on his back!
The doll grass has already eaten in the stomach, and it is not so easy to vomit!
Alas, no wonder the Great Elder looked at me a little embarrassed just now, it turned out that this was what he was thinking!
I don't want to say anything, Great Elder, I sympathize with you!