"Chapter 334: Old Classmate"
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Wang Erwu couldn't bear it anymore, so he walked to the hospital store alone, the weather was starting to get hot, and he needed a bottle of ice cola to cool down......
"What do you need, sir?" A waitress greeted her warmly.
"Here's a bottle of ice Coke!" Wang Erwu said.
"Hey, you...... You are? Wang Erwu? The waitress looked at him hesitantly.
"You are? Yulan? Wang Erwu also looked at each other uncertainly.
"yes, yes, what a coincidence! You've finally come to see a doctor? Yu Lan said with a smile.
Wang Erwu's face was full of black lines, "What do you mean that I finally came to see a doctor?" Am I like someone who is sick? I'm fine! But it's you, a good brand college graduate, why are you selling things here? ”
"I opened this shop! What do you think? Okay, right? Yu Lan said proudly.
"Hehe, no wonder! O commissary! Fortunately! But...... I haven't seen you for a few years, and I see that you have changed a lot, and I almost don't recognize you anymore. Wang Erwu said. The woman named Yu Lan in front of him is his college classmate, and they are all high-achieving students who graduated from the Department of Chinese Language and Literature, but because she is not very good-looking, she doesn't have any friends in college...... Wang Erwu also belongs to those who have no friends......
"Hehe, you think so too?? Many of my former classmates didn't recognize me anymore, and they all said that I had become a big beauty! ”
"Yes, the sparrow becomes a phoenix! But...... Big beauty? I'm sorry! You know that I am a straight person, I never lie, and I may still be some distance away from the big beauty......" Wang Erwu said with a smile.
"Is there still a distance? So according to the eyes of your boys, how far is it? Yu Lan asked.
"It's not very far, it's just a beautiful woman separated from the big beauty! Very good...... What's the trick? ”
Yu Lan didn't understand Wang Erwu's words at first glance, so she said, "I have been insisting on doing eye exercises for many years. You see, the function of the first segment is to make the eye socket deeper and the inner corner of the eye wider. The second section is clearly lifting the bridge of the nose. The third section has the effect of shaping the apple muscle. The fourth section is effective in eliminating eye bags. ”
"This also works?? Really? Wang Erwu was surprised.
"Hehe, of course it's true!! That's just the first step, though! After the eye exercises, you have to undergo surgery, and half a year after the surgery, you have to continue to do the exercises to maintain the shape ......"
Wang Erwu can only hehe.
"That's right! Look at your outfit, it seems to be a good mix! You kid, you won't do anything illegal, will you? Yu Lan asked.
"It's a coincidence, we're working together now, and I'm selling something." What Wang Erwu said is true, he does sell things, and there are several large shopping malls.
"Oh? Do you also sell things? Won't it be?? Sell yourself, right? Hehe. ”
"With a capital like me, even if I sell my body, it will be sky-high, who can afford it?" Wang Erwu said disdainfully, "Okay, now I'm also a customer, and the customer is God, do you know?" Knowing that God is thirsty, you are still talking nonsense, so hurry up and give me a bottle of Coke. ”
"It's done! Old classmate, don't say send! Sentimental! I'll give it to you at cost! ”
"I'll go! You're still so slamming! Wang Erwu scolded with a smile.
"What a slam on the door! Now it's not as good as the era of studying, everyone is a person with a job, and you, as a big man, let women send food and drink, how faceless! I'm thinking about you. Yu Lan said, "Moreover, I am a very principled person, don't look at my commissary, although the scale is not large, but the management system is very strict, do you see the prompt at the door?" Small business, no credit! ”
"Come on! The weather forecast says that there will be thunderstorms in the past few days, so pay attention and don't go out on the streets! Wang Erwu bared his teeth.
"It's rare to meet old classmates, take care of some business, there are fruits that have just entered, fresh, buy some?" Yu Lan said.
Wang Erwu rolled his eyes, "I didn't find out before, you are really a piece of business material!" Okay, ten bucks! ”
"Ten bucks?? What can you buy for ten bucks? Thirty! Yu Lan put the fruit directly on the scale.
"Twenty is enough!" Wang Erwu stopped it again and again.
"Okay!" Yu Lan continued to weigh, and after a moment, said with a smile, "A little more?" You're going to be there......"
"How much more?"
"Sixty only......"
Wang Erwu pretended to dig out his pocket, "Oh no." No cash! Old classmate, you see...... There should still be this trust between us, right? Why don't I take the things first, and then give you the money back? ”
"Didn't bring cash?? I said, Erwu, it's been so many years since we graduated from college, you won't still be so poor, right? Are you not carrying cash or not? Yu Lan asked very seriously.
"Hey, don't look down on people! I'm a successful person now! Do you know what a successful person is? No business card, no car by yourself, no logo in clothes, no community name, only house number, nap every day, often in the suburbs, never bring cash in the bag! ”
"Come on! I don't know who you are yet?? Still blowing nonsense! The kind of people you are talking about, our village is full of them! ”
"You! Hum! Wang Erwu was angry and took out a bank card from his pocket, "Swipe the card!" ”
Yu Lan didn't show weakness, and took out a pos machine from the box, "Our store supports card swiping!" ”
"......" Wang Erwu was completely speechless, this woman was too powerful, "I said, Yu Lan, you are so strong, isn't your boyfriend's life very difficult?" ”
"Hehe, although I'm pretty now, I still like to be single!" Yu Lan said while messing with the POS machine.
"Hehe, but you have to distinguish clearly, there is a difference between being single and having no one!" Wang Erwu mocked.
"It's like you've got a girlfriend...... I almost believed it! Yu Lan also mocked him in turn.
"Who said I didn't have a girlfriend?? My girlfriend is a Daming ...... "Wang Erwu" has not yet said the word "star", think about it, this mantra, he has not said it for four months, and suddenly said it, it is inevitable that his heart is a little sad.
The relationship between him and Deng Shuang is still so stiff, he doesn't want to be okay, once he thinks about it, it will inevitably touch some dusty memories in his heart......
Wang Erwu was aroused, and he didn't care about shopping, he wanted to be quiet now, so he didn't care about Yu Lan's incredible eyes, walked straight out of the commissary, and looked at the sky stupidly, "Xiao sour, you ...... Are you okay? You should find someone who can speak your language better, right? ”
ps: Thanks to the lightning of chasing the wind for the tip of 1000 points.
Thanks to Daocheng Hongyu and Saitama for their tips.
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