Chapter 1256: Here Comes the Kitten
Men and women will never see things the same way.
Mu Shuangshuang and the others had never seen the seven-colored dragon carp, and when they saw such a big carp at first glance, there were horns on its head, so they naturally felt very curious.
Lin Xing saw at a glance that there was a beautiful woman riding on the back of the dragon carp.
The beauty is drenched, and the floral dress clings to the body, revealing the beautiful curves of the woman.
This kind of picture of holding the pipa and half-covering the face can only be described in one word - cool.
However, when Mu Shuangshuang and the others noticed the beauty, Lin Xing had already seen the person's face clearly, so he subconsciously wanted to dodge.
Seeing Lin Xing looking away and ignoring himself, the beauty in the dress snorted, jumped off the back of the dragon carp, rowed to the shore, and after jumping on the shore, he shook the water on his body and complained to Lin Xing: "Little bastard, why haven't you seen you for a few days, and you have your ears behind it?" Grandma, I'm going to die? ”
As soon as he heard what she called himself, Lin Xing immediately shouted: "Hello grandma! ”
For a while, everyone, including Zhang Qian, was stunned.
You must know that although Lin Xing's nature is slippery, he has always been a strong lord, and he and Lian Tianhou and others are only called brothers, and they are even the husbands of Qi Yanran's ancestral grandmother.
The girl in front of her will not be more than sixteen years old at most, and Lin Xing actually obediently calls her grandma, which is really something that people can't even think of.
The girl lifted the hem of the dress and twisted it into a ball to hand over the water.
Lin Xing's thief's eyes naturally fell on her two white flowers' big legs.
"Grandson, don't look at it, go and help grandma find a set of clean clothes to change, it's too uncomfortable to stick to your body." The girl said.
Lin Xing sneered: "Where can I find clothes for your old man?" ”
Zhang Qian realized and said: "**, take the clothes you brought to this senior." ”
The girl looked at her, then at Zhang **, and showed a shocked expression: "Little girl, why are you so big?" ”
Zhang ** was about to go to the bag to get clothes, and when he heard this, his little face turned red, and he stood in place at a loss.
The girl looked at Mu Shuangshuang again, shook her head and said, "No, this is too big." ”
In the end, her eyes fell on Qi Yanran and Qi Er, and said with a smile: "The two little guys are exactly the same, but they are nineteen years apart, which is really interesting." You are about the same size as me, so give me your clothes. ”
Qi Er didn't know what to do, Qi Yanran rolled her eyes, the matter couldn't be more obvious, the other party obviously said that her figure was the same as that of a little girl, how could she be embarrassed.
In Mu Shuangshuang's snickering, Qi Yanran sullenly took out her own set of clothes from her bag and handed it to the girl.
The girl unscrupulously lifted the white two cakes and shook them: "I'll just say that the size is appropriate." ”
The girl ran behind the tree to change her clothes, and Mu Shuangshuang took the opportunity to ask Lin Xing, "Master Xing, who is this little girl?" You're not angry when she takes advantage of you? You haven't ever eaten her tofu, have you? ”
Lin Xing pushed her away according to his head, and said stupidly: "It's still a little girl, she is older than our whole family combined, including your Luo Luo Niang." ”
"Uh...... Then she can't be a thousand years old? The crowd was stunned.
Zhang Qian whispered: "She is ......"
"Nameless Ancestor."
A few chicks were amazed again, and Qi Yanran wondered: "Won't it?" How could she be the ancestor of the nameless sect at such a young age? ”
Lin Xing sighed, he really couldn't explain it to everyone about the kitten, so he had to perfunctory say that the other name of the nameless ancestor was Tianshan Tongma......
While speaking, the girl kitten, that is, the nameless ancestor, turned out from behind the tree and threw the changed dress and underwear to Lin Xing: "Tiandou, help grandma dry her clothes." ”
To do this as a grandson, Lin Xing also went out and went straight to the lake with his clothes.
Zhang ** said strangely: "Why is Master Xing's walking posture so strange?" Why is he bending over? ”
Mu Shuangshuang scratched her head, slapped her face steeply, and said with a smile: "Because Master Xingqi reacted!" ”
Zhang ** looked at Lin Xing puzzled for a while, and suddenly reacted, and his pretty face was crimson again.
Zhang Qian said angrily: "Xiaoshuang, you ...... You'll watch less mess in the future! ”
"Oh." Mu Shuangshuang stuck out her tongue and didn't dare to say anything, but she said proudly in her heart: "Sister has seen all the movies in the world, and she is so knowledgeable, and there is no code in her eyes!" ”
The kitten looked at the four chicks while eating the skewers, smiled toothy, and said with the little white teeth with shredded mutton between his teeth: "The four little guys are so smart, and the more I look at it, the more I like it." ”
As he spoke, he fumbled around his body for a while, spread his hands, and said to Lin Xing: "Tiandou, grandma is a poor bastard, you can seal four red envelopes for me and give them as a meeting gift." ”
Lin Xing stood up with a black line, took out four wades of dollars from his 'arms', and stepped forward to hand them over to the chicks one by one.
The last one to get the 'red envelope' was Mu Shuangshuang, as soon as she opened her mouth with her eyes shining, and wanted to sigh, Lin Xing withdrew the dollar from her hand, and while taking back the greeting gifts one by one, she said angrily: "It's useless for the children's family to ask for money, my old man will collect it for you." ”
Qi Yanran and the others sweated at the same time.
Lin Xing bit off the half-pulled meat skewers in one bite, and asked vaguely, "Grandma Cat, why did you come down?" ”
The kitten changed into Qi Yanran's pencil pants and black T-shirt, and became more and more white and innocent, but when she spoke, she was old-fashioned: "It's not that I'm worried about your grandson's safety." You little ghost, it's too nonsense, even if you whimsically want to go to the Heavenly Dao to assassinate the people there, you actually got the wrong time and went to the dark world to sleep with someone's wife......"
"Grandma, eat more!" Lin Xing hurriedly handed over two freshly roasted big kidneys, and broke out in a cold sweat.
However, after all, he was a step slower, and after sitting back, he saw Zhang Qian, Mu Shuangshuang and the others all looking at him thoughtfully with strange eyes.
"Eat skewers, eat skewers." Lin Xing got up again and distributed the grilled meat skewers to the chicks, but threatened in a low voice: "Whoever dares to talk too much will be expelled from the division directly." ”
Qi Yanran and Zhang ** stuck out their tongues and didn't dare to squeak.
Mu Shuangshuang smiled with an old face: "Master Xing, don't worry, you will be a teacher for one day and a father for life, and we will never betray you." What's more, you're sleeping ...... By the way, whose wife is your old man sleeping with? Good guys, bad guys? ”
The kitten said hesitantly: "Who else can there be, Feng Wuji's wife." ”
Mu Shuangshuang slapped her face and gave Lin Xing a thumbs up: "Sleep well!" That guy gets us in trouble every day, and if I had a guy, I'd go sleep with his old ......."
Qi Yanran and Zhang ** covered her mouth at the same time, forbidding her to continue talking nonsense.
Lin Xing's heart seemed to have knocked over fifteen buckets, seven up and eight down, "Do I want to use the maneuvering technique on these guys?" ’
Turning his head and Zhang Qian's eyes, he quickly lowered his head and stuffed the meat skewers into his mouth.