Chapter 23: Let's Play Gwent!
"Who is Poor Dao?"
Under the glorious sky of the sunset, Tai 2 Zhenren stood on a rock, letting the breeze blow his long hair, and looked proudly at the group of people below who were staring at him blankly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"The poor road is too 2 in the Jinguang Cave of Qianyuan Mountain...... Phew, it's a real person in Taiyi! ”
"It's an immortal!"
"What is an immortal? You! That's you! Do you know? ”
"I don't know ......"
Mu Yue, who was pointed at by Tai 2 real people, subconsciously shook his head.
"I don't know! Poor Dao will tell you what it means to be an immortal—"
Speaking of this, Tai 2 raised his right hand flat forward and raised three fingers.
"First, the high wind and bright festival moved the heavens and the earth!"
"Second, there is no shady scene in fairness and justice!"
"Third,...... Third, I haven't thought about it yet, I'll talk about it when I think about it! ”
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Ignoring the eyes of a group of people looking at the mentally retarded, Tai 2 real people felt good about themselves and continued to gush, "So! In view of the current situation, Poor Dao thought of a solution to the problem! ”
"Oh? What's the solution? Did you directly slaughter this retarded Eternal Night? ”
"Shhhh You must have stewed your stupid bird, right? ”
"No, no, no!" Shaking a finger, Tai 2 real people closed their eyes and laughed, "Don't be so irritable, it's not good to fight at every turn!" ”
As soon as we came, we were stupid people who killed all sides with the Lori sword, so we were not qualified to say this!
- Mu Yue and Yu Gu are rare for a moment, and they are full of tacit understanding with the same enemy.
"So, we can decide on the right to use this thing in a very peaceful way."
Playing with the pendant he got from Huangyin, Tai 2 real people said their own way.
"Since this thing is important to all of you, the best thing to do is to use it together, and of course I know that you won't agree to it, so you can do it - use the pendant in a duel, and the winner of the duel will have the next month to use it, and the duel will be re-duel after a month!"
"Duel?" ”
Huang Yin and Xiao Lori looked at each other at the same time, and then each took out a firewood knife and fought together......
Wait, why a hatchet?
"Stop! I'm not talking about a duel by force!! ”
Tai 2 real people reached out like lightning and knocked on the heads of the two evil spirits who were already about to knock out the dog's brains.
"So, are you planning to fight?"
Mu Yue somewhat understood what Tai 2 really meant.
"That's right! It's Wendou! ”
"What's the fighting method?"
Huangyin, who was covering the swollen bag on her head, knelt on the ground, looking at Tai 2 real person with tears in the corners of her eyes.
"Of course it is—"
Tai 2 Zhenren put his hand into his arms and pulled it for a while, and then suddenly pulled out a handful of cards.
"-Come on, let's have a game of Gwent!"
GWENT......
"What do you mean...... Is this the thing? Mu Yue, who was frowning, stared at Tai 2 in embarrassment.
"Of course! Gwent cards are healing artifacts, can't you make them? What should I do if my wife runs away with someone? Let's play GWENT! What should I do if the national football team loses again? Let's play GWENT! What happens to Brexit? Let's play GWENT! What should I do if my husband becomes a Lori control and is still a sex transfer Lori who controls boys? Let's play GWENT!! ”
"GWENT...... What is that? ”
Little Lori, who was kneeling on the ground with Huangyin, looked at Tai 2 real people with big sparkling eyes.
"That's a great question!!"
Tai 2 real person gave a thumbs up to little Lori.
"When someone asks you what a GWENT card is, you just have to say, 'Whatever, play GWENT!' That's it! That's the beauty of GWENT! It's as if ordinary people can't understand the sculpture of Venus, but the same can be discussed about the cup of Venus! You don't understand the postmodernist philosophy ♂ of GWENT, but you can definitely play a game of GWENT! ”
"Can other games do that? Can you!? ”
Tai 2 real people are already too happy to extricate themselves.
"I can't!"
"Leave it alone! Let's play the Gwent card - one sentence reflects the reality that the little citizens have nothing to do with themselves! It reflects the informality and honesty between brothers! It reflects the harmony between husband and wife without suspicion, quarrel at the head of the bed, and snapping at the end of the bed! ”
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I don't know if it's Huangyin and Xiao Lori, even Mu Yue and them stared at Tai 2 real people with a confused expression.
"Fuck! Having said all that, I know you don't necessarily understand, forget it, let's play GWENTE! ”
"I—I lost ......"
Huang Yin, who lost the first game of Gwente, took off his coat according to the prior agreement.
Whoever loses first and is left with only underwear loses the right to use it for the rest of the month – that's the rule set before the game begins.
Little Lorile who won the first game smiled.,Well,It's really a smile.-
Snot bubbles are all coming out.
"No! The old lady will definitely win it back!! ”
Huang Yin seemed to be ignited with war intent, his eyes were burning with anger, and he stared at Xiao Lori and began to be ruthless.
"Again!!"
"Come on, hum ╭ (╯^╰)╮!"
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"Wow hahaha old lady won! Go on! ”
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"Not convinced! Again! ”
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After a period of time, looking at Huangyin and Xiao Lori, who had completely forgotten the rules set in advance and were completely addicted to the Gwent card and couldn't extricate themselves, Mu Yue stretched out his elbow and stabbed Tai 2 real people.
"I said, is that really good? They seem to have forgotten why they play cards, right? ”
"Oh hehehehehe...... So Poor Dao has already seen through everything! ”
Tai 2 Zhenren threw the pendant into Mu Yue's hand.
"That's the beauty of GWENT! You see, how wonderful is it that two hostile sides only need one game of Gwent to shake hands and make peace? ”
"No, I think it's just because those two guys are retarded."
Shangguan Rinmeng turned his head with a look of disdain.
"I really don't understand, why are the two evil spirits with such a strong strength so instructive?"
"You have to understand."
The fish intestine stroked his chin and said in an old-fashioned manner.
"The two of them, one is a bird's head, and the other is a corpse who has been dead for I don't know how many years, and it is estimated that the brain has rotted and volatilized, and it is normal to be a little mentally retarded......"
What you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless to qaq
"By the way, can you show me the pendant?"
"Oh? Here you go. ”
As a result, the pendant in the hands of Tai 2 real people, Mu Yue fell into deep thought.
To be sure, this pendant is indeed exactly the same as the one McCourt once gave him.
So, did McCourt send this thing into this world, or did the pendant itself be in this world and there was more than one, and it was later obtained by McCourt for various reasons? (To be continued.) )