"Chapter 118: My Girlfriend Is Sick"

Night, Qin Garden.

"Erwu, I have some stomach pain, can you help me buy some medicine?" Deng Shuang covered his abdomen with both hands, his expression was painful.

Seeing this, Wang Erwu became very nervous and at a loss, "What's the matter, Xiao Sour, did you eat something bad?" Why don't you go to the hospital? ”

"No, there are too many people in the hospital, I don't want to be in the news."

"Also, if someone finds out that I take you to the hospital, it is estimated that the next day the news will say that you are pregnant...... But we can go with our faces covered! Last year's Children's Day, I received an Ultraman mask on the street, and I haven't used it yet......," Wang Erwu said.

Although Deng Shuang felt pain in his stomach, he was still amused by Wang Erwu's words, "That's it!" All the doctors see a masked patient, and it's still Ultraman! Either you choose to call the police, or you don't need to see the disease, just diagnose it directly, build yΓ¬ and transfer it to a professional psychiatric hospital! ”

"Great idea! It seems that Xiao Sour, you have thoroughly studied the trick of "hiding from the sky and crossing the sea". Let's go to a mental hospital! Who would have thought that? Big stars will go to a psychiatric hospital in the middle of the night to see a doctor? Besides, this psychiatric hospital should also have a gastroenterology department! Take 10,000 steps back, even if you are found by a puppy, the most in the news is that you have depression and have lost your mind! It's much better than saying that you're pregnant, at least it won't affect your temperament......"

"Okay, don't be poor, I'm really uncomfortable, you go buy me a box of omeprazole enteric-coated capsules, this medicine works."

Wang Erwu poured a cup of hot water, handed it to Deng Shuang, and then hurried downstairs. Seeing his girlfriend sick and suffering, he really didn't dare to slack off.

Although Qin Garden is not a luxury community, it is barely a passable community in the city, so within the community, teahouses, supermarkets, pharmacies, restaurants and other convenient service businesses are still readily available. The pharmacy is not very far from Wang Erwu's residential building, and it only takes about five minutes to walk, but Wang Erwu was in a hurry, so he trotted all the way over, and when he rushed directly into the pharmacy, the pharmacy owner was startled.

"It turned out to be two five! Ah. I was scared to death of my aunt, I thought it was a robbery...... "The owner of the pharmacy is an old Chinese medicine doctor, an old aunt in her sixties, don't ask her why she knows Erwu." Just because the square dance is the fate! In fact, Wang Erwu likes square dancing, in addition to his unique understanding of music, there is another important reason, that is, because of his grandfather, he respects the old man very much. He also likes to help the elderly, although he usually likes to make fun of these old people, but when he really encounters any difficulty, he does not hesitate to lend a hand, so in this community, there are few elderly uncles and aunts who don't know Wang Erwu. They all think that this child, except for a little water in his brain, is simply perfect in other aspects. Not to mention that Wang Erwu's family has so much money that they can't spend it in a few lifetimes. Even if he really has nothing, he really won't starve to death, and each neighbor's house will eat a few times, and others are really willing, but Wang Erwu doesn't want to trouble them.

"Auntie, I'm here to buy medicine, people's lives are at stake, please hurry up." Wang Erwu said anxiously.

"Don't get excited, kid, say it. It's like you've just drunk pesticides, and Auntie doesn't regret selling the medicine. Aunt said with a smile.

"It's not! I'm here to help my girlfriend buy medicine. ”

"You kid, you've been messing around for a long time, but you told Aunt SΓΉ what medicine you want to buy?"

Wang Erwuyi was stunned. Dumbfounded, "Oreo? Altman? Oh no, aunt, the name is too long, I don't remember it! ”

Auntie calmly took a sip of water, "It's okay." Auntie, I have been a doctor for more than 30 years, as long as you remember any two words in the name of the medicine, Auntie will know what medicine you want to buy! ”

Wang Erwu recalled carefully and said, "Capsule! ”

"Poof." The water that the aunt just drank all squirted out, "Come on, what's your girlfriend's illness?" ”

"I don't know, she said she had an upset stomach."

"The stomach medicine at the beginning of the word Ao, is it omeprazole enteric-coated capsules?" Aunt asked.

"Yes, yes, yes, auntie, I can't see that you still have fortune-telling skills, this can also be calculated?"

"Don't mind, aunt is not one of those charlatans, but this omeprazole enteric-coated capsule has some effects on the gastric mucosa, liver and kidneys, so you don't need to take too much."

"What then? Why don't you help me take a look, Mom? Then let's take the right medicine. After listening to the aunt's words, Wang Erwu became more and more anxious.

Ten minutes later......

"Xiao Sour, I invited the miracle doctor to you!"

When Deng Shuang heard this, he hurriedly struggled to sit up from the bed.

"Eh, why does this girl look so familiar?" The aunt was puzzled, and then slapped her thigh, "You are the one who plays TV!" ”

"Auntie, you admit that you are wrong, this is my girlfriend, Xiao Sour."

Deng Shuang nodded hurriedly, "Yes, I'm sorry for you, aunt." ”

"Alas, aunt, I have been a doctor for more than 30 years, and others have taken the initiative to come to me to see a doctor, and this is the first time I have come to someone else's house for a consultation. Girl, you are also blessed, you found such a good boy as Erwu, if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have made this exception. Aunt said with a smile.

"Auntie, take the liberty of asking, aren't you the one you found by Erwu?" Deng Shuang asked weakly.

"What mop? And the broom. Labor Day is coming, let's clean up together? Aunt smiled, and then continued according to Deng Shuang's pulse, "Erwu, this kid often helps us aunts and uncles move rice and change water or something, usually we are helped by him a lot, it's not that the aunt deliberately touted him in front of you, if anyone is unfavorable to Erwu in this community, it is estimated that there will be hundreds of old men in our community to help him fight in groups." ”

"Hehe, I can't see that your community is full of hot-blooded old people." Deng Shuang whispered in Wang Erwu's ear.

"Some bad habits in daily life lead to stomach pain, you must be overly nervous at work, eat irregularly, work or exercise immediately after eating, and often eat some indigestible food." Aunt let go of Deng Shuang's hand and said.

"Auntie, don't say it so scary, she won't die young, right?" Wang Erwu said worriedly.

"Phew! Do you care about her or curse her? It's not a big deal, many young people are guilty of this problem now, especially girls. Aunt said.

"So, is there a cure?"

"Nonsense! I said Erwu, how does Auntie feel, you and your girlfriend seem to have a grudge? I wish she had something long and short? You're not going to be ready to cheat insurance, are you? That's a crime! The higher the sum insured, the heavier your offense! Auntie, I have a high school classmate who went in after graduation, and still hasn't come out! ”

"Auntie, you said this as if you really went to high school? Besides, I finally picked up a girlfriend, and it was too late to hurt her, how could I have that kind of thought? ”

Deng Shuang glared at Wang Erwu angrily, "Who did you say picked it up?" ”

"It's not picked up, is it still biological? I've never heard of my own girlfriend. However, I have a classmate, the one named Shen Jingbing, who tried to be a girlfriend by himself, but unfortunately he didn't make a feeling, he lacked a three-dimensional sense, no matter how he looked at it, it was just a flat ......" Wang Erwu hid behind his aunt.

"Wang Erwu! You rascal, I really misjudged you! Deng Shuang said with a red face.

"What do you want? The elite soldier is just painting a portrait of a beautiful woman, as for becoming a hooligan? Do you still need a threshold when this hooligan? Are all painters and photographers in this country hooligans? This cop is not busy dying? On the way, grab a large string of ...... Whoever goes out on a trip and sees the beautiful scenery can't help but take a selfie, and five seconds later, a policeman comes, pulls out a gun, shouts, and stops! Rogue! Is this society still chaotic? I really don't dare to continue thinking about it......" Wang Erwu smiled mischievously.

"Okay, okay, Auntie is old, so I'm not here to see you flirting."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I almost forgot about business. Auntie, what kind of medicine do you prescribe for Xiaosour's disease? ”

"It's a medicine that is poisonous! It is best for young people not to take medicine at every turn, pay more attention to their diet, you can eat some pumpkin and sweet potatoes or drink some honey, which are good for the stomach. The aunt said, "In addition, I will teach you some acupressure methods, and when you are there, you will help your girlfriend press more." ”

"Acupuncture points? Auntie, if I accidentally press the wrong acupuncture point, will she freeze? When the time comes, I won't be able to solve the acupuncture points, and it will be a big trouble......"

"Alas, you young people have been poisoned by TV dramas! Massage acupoints is an important means of traditional Chinese medicine, including acupuncture, which is based on acupuncture points, and cannot be played with the eight poles of acupoint kung fu on TV! After the aunt reprimanded, she took Deng Shuang as a model and began to explain, "Rubbing the inner guan, it is the position in the middle of the wrist!" The aunt gestured, "Tap Zusanli, which is the position under the knee, you use your thumb to rub these acupuncture points, alternate between sides, you can relieve stomach pain." In addition, it is the abdomen, with the navel as the center to rub the abdomen to draw a Tai Chi diagram, 36 circles clockwise, 36 circles counterclockwise, this method can relieve pain and reduce swelling, and increase appetite. Got it? "The aunt did a few demonstrations, explained a few words, and left, her pharmacy, only her drunk wife was watching, in case this old man went crazy and prescribed some medicine to the patient, it would be a big trouble.

After the aunt left, Wang Erwu began to massage Deng Shuang seriously, looking at the careful man in front of him, Deng Shuang was full of happiness, but it didn't matter if he massaged his hands and feet, his abdomen was a more sensitive place, Wang Erwu had never touched a girl's abdomen, just thinking about it, his face was red like a monkey's buttocks.

"Why don't I go get a cloth and blindfold me?" Wang Erwu said embarrassedly.

Even Deng Shuang herself didn't raise any objections, and she didn't expect Wang Erwu to be shy, so she asked puzzledly, "What are you doing blindfolded?" ”

Wang Erwuyi was stunned, blinked his eyes, and said, "I heard that the effect of blind massage will be better......" (To be continued.) )