"Damn, what's going on?"

Early in the morning, Xu Yi bounced up from the quilt and stared at the homepage news with a stunned face. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Kong Chen knew that he was speaking for himself, and the reason why he didn't care about it was because Xu Yi was also angry in his heart, since he was invited, he first cut off his show, then hacked his votes, and then he didn't even have a clear attitude.

That's it, what's wrong with my brother saying two fair words to himself, although the words are a little ugly, isn't that the truth?

Didn't you just spit out a word, as for going on the pole like this, you want to kill people?

Cancel the naming right, you are especially giving liquidated damages, tens of millions in a word, I have really seen shameless, I have never seen such shamelessness.

"Doodoo"

"Hello?"

After three blind tones, Kong Chen's weak voice came from the phone.

"What's going on?"

How many years have I been a brother, Xu Yi is too lazy to be polite, and asks straight to the point.

"Hey, it's okay, that group of old men have to go online, no way, brother is writing a review." Kong Chen immediately regained his hanging-up appearance.

", can you write a review about it? This time it's the company's money, not your own pocket. ”

"It's just tens of millions, and my brother can fill it himself."

Xu Yi was speechless for a moment, was this girl stupid by the gang of people on the board of directors, tens of millions, that is not a few thousand, just such an understatement?

Sure enough, they don't understand the world of local tyrants.

"But Lao Xu, what the hell is going on with you, you don't make a sound when you are hacked, this is not like your character."

"People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes."

Xu Yi took the phone and sighed, he didn't want to fight back, but now he just couldn't speak.

Other players can withdraw from the game without saying a word, and if he withdraws, he will only be said to be a thief with a weak heart and fight back, and he will dare to be arrogant only when he has a backstage, and it is wrong to say anything, so it is better not to say it.

"Don't talk about me, how are you? I think that the word of mouth of that product is okay, why can't it be sold? ”

Even though he is also in business, Xu Yi does not know much about the health care products market, of course, more experience in the previous life, although the health care products market is profitable, but also because of the exposure of fake and shoddy products, so that the audience is gradually reduced, to about 15 or 16 years, health care products have almost become synonymous with fraud for the elderly.

However, it is only 09 years now, and the health care product development industry has just been underestimated and is developing in a new stage.

The Kong family also took a fancy to this piece, so they decided to enter the health care food industry, as for the kidney treasure, as the name suggests, the consumer object is for all kinds of men, and looking at the advertising words, it should be a pure Chinese medicine preparation.

Before making the call, Xu Yi also went online to learn that Kidney Bao had a group of fixed consumers in less than three months after it was listed, but in the face of the vast health care product market, these consumers were just a drop in the ocean.

In order to increase sales, Kong Jianyu also advertised, but the effect was minimal, so Kong Jianyu thought of getting the naming right.

The naming rights of the Spring Festival Gala were originally sought-after, the cost of exclusive naming was higher, and the competition was also fierce, but now because of Kong Chen's words, the naming rights that he had worked so hard to get back were handed over like this.

I knew with my toes that Kong Chen was in a bad situation now.

"The current health care product market is this urine." Speaking of the family business, Kong Chen has a lot of positive colors, "Even if the reputation is good, it is useless, there are too many products." ”

"Is there anything I need help with?"

"You didn't ...... either" Kong Chen smiled, and stopped just three words, "No, Lao Xu, you can help with this, you have a good writing, write me an advertising word." ”

"Advertising words? Why? ”

"I'll tell you the truth, I'm not writing any review book at all, I'm thinking about advertising words, you don't know that the group of old bastards on the board of directors, relying on a few dollars invested by themselves to show off their might, isn't it an exclusive title, this group of old bastards hold on, my dad is also cowardly, and he remains silent throughout the whole process, I feel upset, and I say in a hurry that even if I don't have a title, I can make health care products."

"And then?"

"And then?" Kong Chen said indignantly, "Then the group of old men agreed, but you also know that now the advertising review of health care products is very strict, not to mention, things like kidney treasure, which are related to men's 'luck' and happiness, the advertising slogan is dirty, the review is not passed, the writing is not dirty, and the audience can't remember it, I really don't know, how did my father think of doing this thing." ”

Xu Yi nodded in agreement.

Kong Fatzi is telling the truth, after ups and downs, it is difficult for health care products to make people believe, and it is definitely a science to make advertising deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"Lao Xu, what do you think?" After a lot of chatter, Kong Chen complained about the board of directors, complained about his father, and finally asked Xu Yi.

"What's so rare about this, it's not just a matter of hand," Xu Yi just paused for a short time, and then said in a Sichuan accent, "If a man wants a good kidney, he must drink Kidney Treasure, after drinking, he is faster than Liu Xiang and taller than Yao Ming." One bottle refreshes, two bottles never get tired, and three bottles are immortal. Oh, yes. ”

Familiar?

Of course familiar!

This is Lu Ziqiao's IQ dropped by one-third in "Love Apartment" and was pulled to make advertising words.

Of course, this is not a real advertising slogan, but it has become popular for most of China, and even in later generations, this advertisement has been rebroadcast for a while.

Spoof, cute, Xu Yi almost immediately thought of Lu Ziqiao, in order to show his seriousness, he told him very seriously, "Remember, don't look for celebrities when advertising, find someone who looks stupid." ”

However, for his seriousness, the response on the other end of the phone was...... Silent.

"Kong Chen? Feed? ”

"Fatty, did you listen?"

"Is this advertising slogan okay, you can give a word, no, I still have it here, hey? Hey, hey? ”

After asking a few words, Xu Yi was a little confused, "I said fat, you are ......"

"Damn, Lao Xu, your advertising words are too awesome!" Before Xu Yi could finish speaking, Kong Chen heard an angry roar.

"The ......"

"I've already given this advertising phrase to the marketing department, and they contacted the advertising agency in the afternoon, hey, you just said that you should be stupid to find a spokesperson? You wait a minute, I'll talk to the marketing department, tell them not to wait for that star, just find a fool, Kawaguchi, isn't it? Lao Xu, brother told you that if this advertisement becomes popular, it will definitely be your credit. ”

"Brother Kong, isn't it too fast?"

"Let's talk about it first, this advertising slogan is what I like first, you can't give it to others, okay, don't ink, wait for my brother to give you the money, is 300,000 enough? Forget it, our brother, I'll give you 500,000, that's all, hang up. ”

Hotel.

Xu Yi took the phone, completely petrified, he, he was really just joking!!

(To be continued.) )