Chapter Ninety-Eight: Bumping

"Young master, so handsome kung fu! This kick is even more powerful than my master! ”

Yunlai's eyes flashed with excitement, and his expression was not all flattery.

Xie Yu thought he was noisy, rubbed his ears, and said in disgust: "Be careful that Deng Babai hears what you say, and kicks you into the Lanjiang River." ”

Hearing him mention his master Deng Babai, Yun Lai subconsciously reached out and touched his right leg, his leg was broken once, and it was the master who kicked it.

He was adopted by his master at the age of four and was accused of being an apprentice to Deng Babai.

Deng Babai was not originally called Deng Babai, 800 was the nickname given to him by the Jianghu people, and he was able to travel 800 miles a day with outstanding skills.

It's just that capable people have a somewhat eccentric temper.

Deng Babai's leg kung fu is one of the best in the rivers and lakes, and his violent temper can also be ranked. If you disagree with anyone other than his master, you will kick your feet, no matter who you are. It is said that because of this, he kicked to death the lone seedlings of several families and made countless enemies.

In this regard, Yunlai was very glad that he was only kicked and broke a leg, and it is difficult to say whether Deng Babai did not kill the killer because of the master-apprentice relationship.

"Isn't the master here?" He muttered quietly.

The corners of Xie Yu's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, and he didn't plan to tell him the news now, but said: "You are also the one with a big tongue behind your back." ”

Yun Lai was stunned, but he was still thinking about the matter, and said with a straight face: "Young master, my subordinates have been hiding in Puyu Temple for half a year, but they really inquired about a lot of things. ”

"Puyu Temple escaped from a monk with the name of Subai half a year ago, I paid attention to his appearance, it should be the monk imprisoned in our courtyard."

"I heard people say, it turned out that this Su Bai was on duty at night, guarding himself by stealing the scriptures, and was discovered by the presiding master, and dispatched the eighteen warrior monks of the Luohan Hall to capture, but I didn't expect that Su Bai had martial arts and fought the enemy with his own strength, and the eighteen warrior monks couldn't help him, so he was injured and fled."

"What's there to steal from a canon?" Xie Yu raised his eyebrows. "Eighty percent is that little monk has offended people."

Yun Lai looked surprised and a little depressed, "How can the young master know everything?" ”

Xie Yu glanced at him, "You compare me to you?" A little thing will take half a year. ”

That sounds like that. Yun Lai really felt wronged, and only said: "Didn't my subordinates hear a little bit of other things!" ”

Xie Yu was amused, raised his hand and smashed the ledger in his hand at his bald head.

This time it didn't take much effort, Yunlai was smashed but didn't feel pain, but touched his bald head as if he was tickling. In the end, with a smiling face, he picked up the account book, dusted off the ashes on it, and sent it with both hands.

"It's a strange thing to say. When his subordinates just entered the mountain gate, they were listening to the people in the temple talking about a matter in private, saying that there was a master Zhenshan in the temple who was higher than the master who presided over the Shishan, and he had the heart to protect Su Bai and help him escape, and he fought with the eighteen monks, and then he was tired. was caught, and Master Shishan ordered him to be taken into custody. ”

"It's a guard, but it's actually a captivity. His subordinates stayed in the temple for half a year and looked for countless opportunities, but none of them succeeded in seeing the true face of this master of Zhenshan, which shows how jealous Master Shishan is of his senior brother. ”

Xie Yu raised his eyebrows, "Those two old monks are still interesting, it seems that Puyu Temple is not very clean!" ”

Yunlai has always been afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and when he heard the words, he instigated on the side, "Young Master, go and calm it."

"Say it's flat? After staying for half a year, there is no friendship? Xie Yu gave him a blank look.

Yunlai pursed his lips, "What kind of friendship do you have?" Shaved hair without saying. If you eat a meal of meat, you will be punished for washing your brothers' underwear...... I'm still growing my body! In the future, if they don't grow as tall as Xilai, see if I don't knock out their bald donkey's head! ”

Xie Yu smiled and did as he pleased.

Xilai pursed his lips disdainfully.

When Yun Lai was proud enough, Xie Yu seemed to suddenly remember something.

"That's right." He said, "I forgot to tell you something. ”

Yunlai suddenly had some bad premonitions. He stammered, "What...... What? ”

Xie Yu smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's your master, Deng Babai is coming." ”

Yunlai was dumbfounded, and he was completely wilted.

When Yunlai came out of the study, Xie Yucai instructed again: "Xilai, you go and tell the little monk about these things that happened in Puyu Temple." He has been away from the temple for half a year, and he must have remembered it very much. ”

Xilai took the order and went.

Xie Yu leaned back in his chair lazily and continued to leisurely flip through the account book, who looks, doesn't look like a young man who is idle and doesn't do his job?

The temple is hard, the bath is also in the stream behind the mountain to wash casually, the weather has turned cold in the past two months, the stream is biting, Yunlai gritted his teeth every time he went into the water, and jumped ashore after getting wet and wiping a few handfuls, no joke said that the mud he took a bath today was bigger than the Ten Perfect Tonic Pills......

Taking off his monk's robe and changing back to indigo short, Yunlai thought that his master Deng Babai was coming, and he was full of depression, and he couldn't lift his energy no matter what he did.

Now he was absentmindedly pouring the bath water under the porch, but he caught a glimpse of a person probing his brain behind the pillars.

"Who's where?" He shouted.

The man who was hiding was startled, turned and ran, his crown trembling.

"Okay, you, you still want to run away in front of the master?" Yunlai heckled, threw away the basin, rolled up his sleeves, and chased after him.

His master Deng Babai can travel 800 miles a day, although he is not as good as his master, but it is more than enough for ordinary masters, but two columns, Yunlai has already arrived behind the man.

The man did not know that he was after him, but he still held on to his hair with one hand and ran away.

Yun Lai stretched out his hand and grabbed his hair, pulled it back hard, and was immediately stunned.

He wanted to grab his hair and flip people over, but who would have thought that this hair would be easily ripped off by him? It's clearly a wig! Looking at the person who was also dumbfounded, it was clearly a monk!

Still a familiar monk......

Yunlai glared and said, "Senior Brother Suqing, what are you doing here?" Do you still dress up like this? ”

Where did Su Qing think that he could meet his fellow disciples in this Xie Mansion? I was a little speechless for a while, and I didn't know what excuse to find, but I saw that the other party was also dressed as a vulgar person, and his eyes rolled, and he already had some countermeasures in his heart.

"Su Heng, why are you dressed like this?"

The cloud of the law name Su Heng rolled his eyes.

He's always been clever, and whoever can get something out of his mouth is a ghost.

"Senior brother, you don't know anything!" He lowered his voice and sighed faintly: "I didn't have a father since I was a child, and my mother took me everywhere to beg for a living. One year, when she fell ill at the gate of this Xie Mansion, it was the old lady who was merciful and asked the doctor in the house to heal our mother and son, and left us in the house to live. I was able to grow up healthy, but unfortunately my mother fell ill and lingered on the sickbed for many years, and in the end, she went and told me my father's identity before she died. ”

"Do you know what she said?" Yunlai said with a sad and indignant face: "She said that my father didn't die. Abandoned his wife and children and became the host master in Puyu Temple! ”

This nonsense really made Su Qing dumbfounded.

"Great, master?"

Yunlai smiled secretly in his heart, but his face was distressed.

"That's him! I couldn't hold back the anger in my heart and knocked on the mountain door, and when I saw him, he knew that he was ashamed of our mother and son, and tried his best to compensate me, and what kind of medicine did he use to coax me down the mountain, saying that he should not be a monk again, and that it would be good to marry a wife and have children as soon as possible to continue the family incense. ”

"That's right?" Su Qing is staggering.

"Naturally, it's true." Yunlai is serious, "Monks don't speak." ”

He said. Then he pointed to himself and asked him to look carefully, "Look, don't I have the demeanor of his youth between my eyebrows and eyes?" ”

Su Qing has only been in the past few years since he entered the mountain gate, where have I seen Shi Shan's appearance when he was young, and now when he heard him say this, he naturally couldn't prove it, so he was only curious: "Senior brother just said that the master gave him the magic medicine, what kind of magic medicine is it?" Have you ever changed anything after eating? ”

"I haven't eaten yet!" Yun Lai said in frustration, reaching out and taking out a dark brown pill from his arms.

Su Qing looked at it, and it was really extraordinary. This elixir is not an ordinary elixir, it is the size of a baby's fist.

"Look, it's so big, how can I eat it?" Yun came to make a distressed look. Flipped the pill in his hand, and raised his hand to throw it out, "I think my dad is lying to me!" ”

Su Qing hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, "Where can the master deceive people?" Although this magic medicine is big, it is not impossible to eat, you bite slowly. Or if you melt it with water, won't it work? ”

Yunlai shook his head and said, "No, my father said, this magic medicine has to be swallowed in one bite to exert its magic effect." ”

"It's a bit tricky." Su Qing did not doubt that there was a falsehood in his words, the world is full of wonders, and he had also heard that someone must eat a deer/whip stewed with a boy's urine! It's not unusual to swallow a pill in one bite.

He silently calculated in his heart whether his mouth could accommodate this pill, and he felt that he could, so he said with a sincere face: "Senior brother, if you don't mind, senior brother, I'll give it a try for you?" ”

Yunlai suddenly withdrew his hand, looked at him vigilantly and said, "How to try?" What if this miracle medicine is one in the world because of this, and you can't try it, what should I do? ”

When you were about to throw it, why didn't you see you so rare? Su Qing scolded in his heart, but he still smiled: "How come? Is Senior Brother such a person? ”

Yunlai snorted twice and didn't speak.

Su Qing was patient again.

Yun Lai relieved himself and handed over the pill in his hand with a reluctant face.

Su Qing took it with a slight tremor in his hands, and carefully hid it in his arms, planning to give it a good try when no one was around.

In the end, Yunlai did not forget to advise, "If you notice the wonders of it, you must come to sue me, and I will go and ask my father for one again." ”

Su Qing nodded and agreed, and was about to say goodbye, but heard Yunlai ask: "I just asked Senior Brother, Senior Brother hasn't answered me yet, why are you dressed like this in this mansion?" ”

Su Qing didn't expect him to remember this, his eyelids jumped, and he casually said: "I came to meet Mrs. Jin on the order of my master, but I didn't expect to meet you, junior brother." ”

"Oh." Yunlai nodded, didn't continue to ask, the two of them folded their hands together and saluted, and dispersed.

Monks don't speak? Phew.

Yun looked at Su Qingyuan's back and snorted softly.

Looking for an old lady to change out of the monk's robe and put on a wig? How did you find Chonggui Temple? Sneaky, tell you to eat uncle's mud pills! I wanted to tease Hee-lai, but now it's all cheap for you!

Su Qing didn't expect Yunlai to dare to fool him, and now that he got the pill, he was overjoyed, and he only wished that the effect of this magic medicine was similar to that of the boy's urine stewed deer/whip, so that he could have a long face in front of that little lewd/woman.

Su Qing had a lewd/evil smile on his face, walked to a side room, looked around, and quietly pushed open the door while there was no one, dodging in.

The wing room was sunny, and when the door was closed, it was pitch black in the house, Su Qing didn't light the lamp, just sat at the table, took out the pill in his arms, and wrapped it in his mouth with his mouth open.

He tried to chew it, but the smell of earth washed over his nose, causing him to almost gause.

Is this the miracle drug? Why are you so disgusting? Su Qing wanted to vomit, but was reluctant to vomit, so he hurriedly lifted the teapot and poured tea into his mouth, barely swallowing the pill.

"Good fellows. It didn't choke me, but I was almost smoked to death. He patted his stomach, let out a long sigh of relief, and collapsed on the bed.

The door creaked open, and only the rustle of skirts and the sound of swaying steps were heard, and it was obviously a woman.

Su Qing's eyes lit up, he got up from the bed, stepped forward, hugged the future person in his arms, put his hands up and down, and kept calling his heart and liver.

"Dead ghost, what's the hurry? After eating the gall of a leopard, dare to come during the day? The visitor snorted, but he didn't break away.

Su Qing said with a smile: "What is delicious about leopard gall, I can take the magic medicine today, and I will see how to toss you later." ”

The woman didn't think so, just as if he was bragging.

"It's a big breath, I want to see who's better."

The two of them tacitly rubbed a few times, Su Qing's heart had already caught fire, where could he still care about fighting? He only lowered his waist and picked up the woman horizontally, and walked towards the bed in the dark.

There was a sudden sound outside the door, Su Qing and the woman's bodies were stiff, and the woman grabbed Su Qing's arm tightly because of panic, and her sharp nails pierced deep into Su Qing's flesh.

Su Qing lowered her face, put her down, covered her mouth, motioned for her not to speak, and then turned around and tiptoed to the door.

There was no sound outside the door, as if no one was there.

Could it be that a wild cat is passing by? The woman was puzzled and was about to speak, but saw Su Qing make a silent gesture at her through the faint light at the door.

She didn't dare to make a sound, and only stared at Su Qing's movements.

Su Qing gently flicked the deadbolt of the door and slammed the door open, and the people outside the door and the people inside the door stared at each other.

"Hongling?" The woman exclaimed.

Hongling's face outside the door turned pale, and he subconsciously turned around to escape, but was grabbed by the man inside the door and brutally pulled into the house.

The words "save ......" were covered in the man's mouth by the man's big hand.

Hongling's eyes widened and she let out a desperate whine.

The door of the wing room slammed shut again, and the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground and tears of clothes was heard in the darkness. (To be continued.) )