Chapter 0195, Blowing Up Your Face Full of Peach Blossoms (Ask for Subscription)

Wang Kun and Wang Gan's faces changed in unison, it really said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, and the two of them had a sense of speechlessness in their hearts at the same time, could it be that their character has been too bad recently, so what do they say?

After all, Wang Kun is the master of a sect, this is not chaotic, and the posture that should be there is still there, so he shouted with a black face: "What are you panicking about!" Come in and talk. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½β€

After Wang Er and Wang Wu received the order, they hurriedly pushed the door in, and as soon as they entered the door, they knelt on the ground and shouted: "Master, uncle, it's not good, someone outside is coming to smash the field!" ”

As soon as the two of them entered the door, they brought in a monstrous stench, which made Wang Kun and Wang Qian's brothers stagger, good guy, how many years of is this, can it stink like this?

Wang Kun pinched his nose and scolded: "You two bastards, jumped into the dung pit to take a bath? It stinks to death. ”

Wang Er and Wang Wu hurriedly kowtowed and shouted: "Master, wronged, this is really none of my business, it was a gang from outside to smash the field, using despicable and indiscriminate means, not confronting us head-on, hiding in the dark and throwing feces at us, we didn't even see what the other party looked like, it became like this, it was really unbearable, so I came in to find the master and uncle, and our signboard was also smashed by the other party, all of them were feces." ”

Hearing this, Wang Kun suddenly couldn't help it, it's okay to smash his apprentices, anyway, he chose hundreds of apprentices up and down the paper door, and it's not a problem to smash one or two, but it's not okay to smash his signboard, it's a matter of a sect's face, if this matter gets out, will Wang Kun still mix in the rivers and lakes?

When the time comes, others see that the paper door is so easy to bully, and every other day they will come to the door to find fault, today I will come to splash paint, tomorrow you will come to throw rice Tiangong, and the day after tomorrow he will come to throw rotten eggs, then this day is really not passable.

"Bastard, An dares to deceive me like this, I really don't take my choice of paper door in my eyes, you two lead the way, I want to see if that bastard is so bold, and see the old man catch his skin." After finishing speaking, Wang Kun followed Wang Er and Wang Wu with a black face and rushed out with a fierce killing, followed by a little brother who chose the paper door, and there were forty or fifty people.

Wang Qian sat for a while, shook his head and followed, originally he was still recuperating from his injuries, he couldn't easily get angry and move, which was not good for the injury, but this matter was about the face of the paper door, as the management of the paper door, he had to go out and see quietly, who was so bold as the sacred, didn't he know what the consequences of Tai Sui's head breaking ground?

When I arrived at the gate, there was a mess at the door of the paper gate, as if it had just rained feces, the scene was disgusting, Wang Kun's nose was almost crooked, and he looked around at the darkness and began to scold: "What did that bastard do?" Get out of here, see if Lao Tzu doesn't peel your skin, dare to come to me to spread wild, and don't see what kind of place this is, I choose the paper door。。。。。。 (The word n is omitted at the end, anyway, he is talking about the scene, the old guy is so shameless, and he is about to boast about his choice of paper to the sky). ”

The apprentices below also began to scold their mothers in the same way, and for a time the gate of the paper gate was full of people, and the scolding was monstrous, which made people frightened.

And Yuan Daozi and Lao Liu Tou were laughing behind a big bush and leaning back and forth.

Yuan Daozi said with a smile: "Old Liu Tou, have you seen Wang Kun's expression on that old Wang Ba?" It's almost like a green-headed turtle. ”

Old Liu Tou responded with a smile: "See, this old Wang Badu is about to ascend to heaven." It's a pleasure, it's a pleasure. ”

"Old Liutou, what's even happier is still behind, do you want to take revenge, come, aim the feces in your hands at Wang Kun, the old Wang Ba, and smash it hard." Yuan Daozi said with a sinister face.

Lao Liu nodded and said, "Well, come, I say one, two, three, let's throw it together." ”

That Wang Kun was still standing there scolding without knowing it, and suddenly two black things flew out of the air.

After all, Wang Kun is not a crippled little brother like Wang Er and Wang Wu, he is the master of a sect, and he still has a hand and foot kung fu, he reacts super fast, as soon as he saw two unknown objects flying in the air, he hurriedly dodged with a cat's waist, but the two disciples who stood behind him and scolded the street were not so lucky, they were smashed by these two pieces of feces, and their heads were fragrant rice fields, so disgusting that people couldn't eat for three days.

What makes Wang Kun crazy is that although he hides beautifully, the feces don't need ordinary stones or anything, this thing will explode, so he was accidentally splashed some, and the dots on his body are like Dalmatians.

Now Wang Kun stopped doing it, and suddenly said violently: "Bastard, the old man is going to tear you alive." ”

At this moment, Wang Gan arrived with a horse, and when he saw the embarrassed appearance of Wang Kun and the disciples, he was also furious, Wang Gan was no better than ordinary people, his kung fu was unfathomable, he squinted and looked at it, and soon locked Yuan Daozi and Lao Liu Tou who were hiding in the shadows, he stretched out his hand and shouted: "There, hurry, on!" ”

Wang Kun looked at the big grass where Yuan Daozi and Lao Liu Tou were hiding and rushed over, followed by a group of rampaging younger brothers, shouting: "Bastard, see if I don't kill you!" ”

"It's over, it's over, it's been discovered, what should I do now?" As soon as Lao Liu Tou saw that he was discovered, Wang Kun rushed over with his little brother in a menacing manner, and immediately panicked.

Yuan Daozi smiled contemptuously and said: "What are you afraid of, old Liu Tou, you forgot, our mission tonight is to attract the attention of Wang Kun and his junior brother, he found that we are better, we will run away with him to create opportunities for the little evil." Come, before you run, come with him some more fierce material, and take out all the things. ”

Old Liu nodded and said, "Okay!" ”

The two of them buried their heads in a while, and then slipped away before Wang Kun arrived.

Wang Kun saw two figures flying out of the grass, and immediately said angrily: "Bastard, don't run!" ”

At this moment, Wang Kun suddenly asked a smell of gunpowder, looked down, and saw that there was a smoking cannon stuck in a large bag of disgusting and sticky feces in the grass between them, Wang Kun's head was bored, and he shouted: "It's not good, hide quickly." ”

But it was too late, at the same time as Wang Kun's words were shouted, the cannon exploded with a "coax", and suddenly set off an earth-shattering fecal storm. (To be continued.) )