"Chapter 204: Non-Professional"

Wang Erwu looked at Chen Wei playfully, and then gently said thank you to Liu Yanyan. Deng Shuang is his girlfriend, Wang Erwu naturally didn't say thank you to her, but looked at her with a smirk.

"What do you see? Why thank you Yan Yan and not thank me? Do you discriminate? Deng Shuang scolded with a smile.

"Hehe, who of us is with whom?" Wang Erwu looked dead-skinned.

"You are you, I am me, don't talk nonsense, besides, you have to thank Yan Yan, you can't just talk about it, right? It's not as good as ......."

"You don't have to talk about the appearance fee. If you want me to pay for a meal out of my own pocket, it's best not to mention it. Wang Erwu said with a smile.

"It's stingy! I won't let you add money, and I won't let you invite you to dinner, so I'll help us arrange a room. I want to live next door to ......" Deng Shuang blinked vigorously and made eye contact with Wang Erwu.

"Little sour, are your eyes in the sand? Why are you always blinking? And, you say arrange the room next door to us? Do you know our neighbor well? ”

"What the hell? I mean Halloween International Hotel! Deng Shuang glanced at him disdainfully.

Wang Erwu looked at Liu Yanyan and finally understood, "Oh~~!" Got it. I arrange it immediately, but ...... I seem to have forgotten what floor we live on, oh not us, what floor do you live on? ”

Deng Shuang was stunned by Wang Erwu's words, just fool around, why did he say it so carefully, "It seems to be more than a dozen layers, right!" More than a dozen floors! ”

“……”

Liu Yanyan looked at the two of them strangely, "Come on, don't pretend!" Alas, go! You can live on several floors, I don't ask for much, as long as the luxury presidential room. ”

“……”

Uncle Liu was still waiting on the parking apron outside, I have to say that Uncle Liu's personality is really good, he waited quietly in the car alone, did not play with his mobile phone, did not read books, just listened to the radio.

Wang Erwu was still sitting in the co-pilot, Uncle Liu was an understanding person, and he deliberately opened two presidential rooms, he knew that these two little enemies would definitely not go home today.

Halloween International Hotel is one of the local dǐng-rated hotels, especially the river view at night, which is very charming. With such a romantic atmosphere, Wang Erwu hates Liu Yanyan's hundreds of millions of watts of big light bulbs, which is simply ∏ the effect of a "bath bomb" with four headlights fully turned on dǐng∏diǎn∏ Xiao ∏,.. o@s_(); Shape!

"Actually, your column seems to be good, not as bad as I imagined." Liu Yanyan said to Wang Erwu.

"What a word! We're the ratings champion for a second time! If you don't have to shout today, maybe the ratings of this episode can break 3. ”

"What shouting? Am I a waste collector? ”

"You don't have to be too modest, you can't collect waste, at most you can recycle old color TVs, refrigerators, washing machines, water heaters, ......."

"Really? It seems that I still have to sharpen scissors and kitchen knives on the spot today? Liu Yanyan glared at him fiercely.

"Hehe, you're so humorous." Wang Erwu avoided the other party's eyes.

"Occasionally, you will feel very cool when you are silent about life, but you will be miserable when you are silent about life!" Deng Shuang also made up for it.

"Today's director of CCTV, although other words are too diǎn, but at least there is one diǎn I agree more, you are a non-professional after all! A layman with zero appreciation level is not worthy of talking about music with professionals like us. ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Although he is still singing now, he can do it without hurting the ears of the audience, but I heard that he used to sing to resonate with countless pigs, and the penetrating power of that sound, after listening to it, the pigs will feel a kind of despair, a kind of sorrow at the last moment of their lives, and they all know that they are about to be killed, haha. Deng Shuang said with a smile.

"Xiao sour, there is a diǎn I am curious, why can you analyze the mentality of pigs so thoroughly? Could it be that you ......," Wang Erwu said unconvinced.

"Get out!"

"Haha, just kidding, where is your beautiful pig? Besides, people who say that I don't know how to sing are pure slander, and that's a kind of naked jealousy! ”

"Alas, is it necessary to slander a layman? Is it necessary to be jealous? Liu Yanyan also smiled.

"He'll always be so stinky and shameless!" Deng Shuang agreed.

"I'm too lazy to fight with you, as the saying goes, what is more of a headache than meeting one shrew is meeting two shrews at the same time!"

"What? You repeat! ”

"Bastard!"

"Ah~~~!" Wang Erwu's screams echoed in the room......

Then the two didn't talk to Wang Erwu anymore and talked about Deng Shuang's new play.

Wang Erwu watched TV on the sofa alone for a while, and he was really bored.

"It's almost 8diǎn, aren't you sleepy? Go to bed early and wake up early, baby! Wang Erwu seemed to be talking to himself, and no one cared about him at all.

Half an hour passed......

"I don't know what's wrong lately, I always feel that I can't eat enough, I just had dinner, and now I feel a little hungry again." Deng Shuang said.

"Are you supposed to ......," Liu Yanyan pointed to her stomach.

I saw that Deng Shuang's face was red all the way to the root of his ears, "you, don't talk nonsense!" ”

"I'm a kind reminder. The big star is pregnant unmarried, and this news is allowed to stay in the headlines for a year! Liu Yanyan quipped.

"Hehe, this kind of lace news will only appear on you, the Internet has long been boiling, do you want to flip through it with you?"

"Yo, Xiao Shuang, now learn to be poor. It seems that after being with this fool for a long time, he has become unlucky? Liu Yanyan said as she glanced in the direction of Wang Erwu.

"Come less! I'll tell you about eating, don't talk about it......" Deng Shuang replied shyly.

Wang Erwu pricked up his ears and listened to their conversation, "I have an immature Jianyì!" ”

Both of them looked at him, "Could it be that you have a supper?" ”

"No, it's all eight diǎn and a half, it's better to go to bed early, then you won't be hungry......"

"If it weren't for the teacher who taught us not to litter from an early age, I would have thrown you away!" Liu Yanyan said.

"I said, can you women think of something else? It's either food or money! It's either money or men...... It's a very difficult thing...... "Wang Erwu originally wanted to talk about men, but after thinking about it, he said that Deng Shuang wanted men, didn't that add to his blockage?" So I quickly changed my tune, otherwise it would not be a good thing to say that I was "green".

"Money can't buy a qiē, but it can buy me happy! Violence won't solve all problems, but it will solve you! Deng Shuang glanced at Wang Erwu fiercely.

Wang Erwu immediately consciously watched TV, and read while walking, "Alas, life...... I have lived for more than 20 years, and I have not been able to do anything for the motherland and the people, and every time I think about it, I am heartbroken......"

ps: Because there was an urgent matter two days ago, I changed two leave notes, and I apologize to everyone here, and the chapters that are owed will be made up one after another. (To be continued.) )