Old Liu Tou finally knew what it meant to be self-inflicted and not to live. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

If it weren't for the fact that he just promised to be so cheerful, and he slapped his chest loudly, there would not be such a show, now it is difficult to ride a tiger, and it is not possible to go up, but as soon as he saw the appearance of the rich woman who was more tiger-backed than a man, Lao Liu Tou was worried, and his legs and stomach were swinging.

Li Xiaoxie squinted at the increasingly fat and greasy old Sanba in front of him, and couldn't help but flash all kinds of humiliations in his mind when he was a waiter in a nightclub a few months ago.

In order to fulfill his promise, Lao Liu Tou rushed forward tremblingly, and then slapped Lao Sanba's oily face.

"Smack!" After a crisp sound, Lao Liutou's heart was extremely flustered, and the rich woman's heart was extremely confused.

With the mind of the rich woman who has been high for many years, Lao Liutou's move is undoubtedly Tai Sui's head, I can't imagine that no one dares to do anything to her for many years, but I didn't expect to encounter this today.

The rich woman who reacted suddenly let out a cry like a beast in the wilderness: "Woo! ”

The eyes are like mad lions, and they are unusually terrifying.

"Okay, you stinky old man who doesn't know whether to live or die, dare to do it to me! Do you know who I am? Believe it or not, the old lady popped your egg yolk? The rich woman roared hysterically at Lao Liutou, and then rushed over at Lao Liutou.

Lao Liu's legs were weak, and he almost collapsed to the ground, if it weren't for Li Xiaoxie's quick reaction, he twisted Lao Liu's head from the ground, and Lao Liu's head was confessed, the rich woman hit like a wild boar running wildly, and the momentum was not much better than that of the wild boar, plus her weight of more than 300 catties, the shock wave brought by it can be imagined, if Lao Liutou was hit squarely, he would be crippled if he didn't die.

"Old Liutou, don't be stupid, the wind is tight, hurry up and run!" Li Xiaoxie grabbed Lao Liu's head and ran away like a flight.

It wasn't until he left the old man behind him from a distance that he stopped, patted Lao Liu Tou's shoulder and praised: "Old Liu Tou, that slap just now was so beautiful, it's a pity that I didn't bring a camera, otherwise taking a picture of your handsome scene will be enough for you to have a lifetime." ”

The old Liu Tou, who came back to his senses, immediately cried and said with a sad face: "Still have to be scared? I'm almost shivering. Little evil, next time can you change to a normal thing for me to do, you don't know, I was so scared that my balls were about to crack. ”

Li Xiaoxie scolded with a smile: "This doesn't mean that your old Liu Tou has the ability, if it is a general thing, I don't dare to ask you to do it, for fear of losing your worth." ”

The two muttered all the way to the police station, and after expressing their intentions to Shu Huang on duty, they went in and sat down, and after a while, someone brought out Yuan Daozi, who was low-eyed and pleasing to the eye.

Yuan Daozi hurriedly opened the door to Shu Xiao, and skillfully handed over a flattering smile, which looked like a puppet army that surrendered to the Eighth Route Army, and felt very cheap when he looked at it.

"Hehe, there is Comrade Lao, I'm really ashamed, I'm still causing trouble to the government at such an old age."

That Shu Huang was already surprised by Yuan Daozi's expression, he had been here for more than ten days, and this Yuan Daozi was so virtuous, it was useless to roll his eyes.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, someone came to see you, talk well, don't play tricks." Shu Huang warned Yuan Daozi a few words, then handcuffed him to his seat, and walked to the other side to chat with his colleagues, but his eyes never took off Yuan Daozi's body.

As soon as Yuan Daozi sat down, Lao Liu couldn't wait to ask, "Stinky Daoist, are you okay?" ”

Yuan Daozi squinted his eyes and said: "Nonsense, don't look at who I am, what can I do." ”

Lao Liu Tou obviously didn't believe it, and then said: "I don't believe it, if you are really capable, then why are you smiling so cheaply, flattering, and saying that the government is good, the government is good." ”

Yuan Daozi rolled his eyes and said, "You don't understand this, don't you see the words on the wall?" Confess leniently, resist strictly, what is important here is an attitude, your attitude is better, they will not embarrass you, otherwise you will be given small shoes to wear every day, how troublesome. ”

Only then did Lao Liu Tou realize: "I see, stinky Taoist, you have summed up your experience after being in prison for a long time." ”

"Nonsense, eat a recommendation and grow wise, you can't go to the dark on the same road!"

Yuan Daozi talked nonsense to Lao Liu Tou for a few words before he looked at Li Xiaoxie and said respectfully: "Li Gongzi, what kind of wind is blowing today, why do you have time to come and see me?" ”

Li Xiaoxie smiled and said, "I shouldn't have come to see you today, and I'm going to get you out of here." ”

Yuan Daozi was immediately overjoyed after hearing this: "Is this true? ”

"What? Did I, Li Xiaoxie, tell a lie? Li Xiaoxie asked rhetorically.

Yuan Daozi hurriedly shook his head and said: "Naturally, this will not be, but the head of this place should have been bought by someone who chose the paper door, so he will not let me out easily." ”

Li Xiaoxie said confidently: "You don't have to worry about this, since I walked in, I am naturally sure to take you out of here, what is the paper door?" It's just a bunch of clowns who can't get on the stage. ”

Hearing Li Xiaoxie say it so easily, as if this matter was as simple as eating cabbage, Yuan Daozi was suddenly taken aback, and hurriedly asked: "Listen to the meaning of Li Gongzi's words, the paper door has already suffered in your hands." ”

Old Liu Tou was very excited when he heard it on the side, but before Li Xiaoxie could answer, he hurriedly replied: "That's not it, you don't know the stinky Taoist, that Wang Kun was pitted by Xiaoye like a thousand-year-old king, and his face was as black as pot ash, not to mention how embarrassed he was." ”

Yuan Daozi arched his hand and said: "Sure enough, Li Gongzi is powerful, although I Yuan Daozi has some skills, but I can't do it if I ask myself, it is not easy to make the head of the paper door bow his head and admit defeat." ”

Li Xiaoxie smiled and said: "Don't just let him admit it, I will get you out this time, and there is one more thing to do, that is, to destroy the paper selection door." ”

Yuan Daozi was taken aback, and looked Li Xiaoxie up and down with his eyes, thinking that Li Xiaoxie was joking, but after looking at it for a while, he found that Li Xiaoxie's eyes were unusually serious and did not look like he was joking, Yuan Daozi sighed in disbelief: "Since ancient times, heroes have been born as teenagers, compared with Li Gongzi, I am completely outdated." But I have to advise, it's not easy to choose a paper door, especially Wang Kun's junior brother, Wang Gan, this person is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he is quite evil. ”

"What about the evil sect, it's not the same lying on the bed." Old Liu Tou couldn't help but interject again. (To be continued.) )