Chapter 100: Thousand Farts Pill

Lin Leshuang smiled slightly, in her previous life, when she was serving Mrs. Xie San and chanting scriptures, she accidentally yawned, and was reprimanded as an ungodly god, knelt outside the small Buddha hall for two hours, and was punished for not being able to eat dinner. "Co*music*words*love*first*hair(http://www.klxsw.com

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Later, Mrs. Xie San gave her a special lecture on cause and effect, such as that those who practice Buddhism should burn incense and worship, purify their body and mind, keep the precepts, and practice meditation in order to control their minds. Burning incense, fasting, reading the scriptures, and giving alms are usually done, and only those who can give can receive good fortune.

Lin Leshuang remembered it in her heart and didn't dare to forget it for a moment.

Maybe it's because of this that God saw her pitiful, so she was reborn and saved her family's miserable fate.

It's just that in this life, she will do good deeds, give alms, and accumulate virtue, but she will no longer trust those who pretend to believe in Buddhism or spread Buddhism to gain fame and reputation.

Because she has opened her heart and eyes to see people.

Mrs. Jing'an was still putting p, and Princess Jingguo's face was as black as coal. The position of Jing'an Shitai's teaching, with his back to the Buddha and slightly sideways, symbolizes that the Buddha is transforming the people.

This position is extremely noble, but at the moment it is extremely rude, a person who preaches the Dharma, turns his back on the Buddha and smokes the Buddha with a stinky p, which is a very perverse thing.

Master Jing'an was too bitter to speak, his stomach was stirred, his whole body was weak with anger, and he was so angry and frightened that he couldn't move.

But the sound of the p was rolling, but it was not affected at all.

Mrs. Xie's face was distorted, how could it be good that Mrs. Jing'an, who she respected like a god, had done such a disrespectful thing in front of the Buddha?

Buddhists talk about cause and effect, and they all say that believers should believe in the Buddha and respect the Buddha, and they must pick the biggest and best fruits, the most beautiful flowers, and the cleanest water every day to worship the Buddha.

He also said that people of low status were not respectful of the Three Jewels in their previous lives.

People who look ugly and black are obscured by the light in front of the Buddha.

So, now that Master Jing'an, who has not yet cultivated the path to liberation, has put so much p in front of the Buddha, what will be the next life?

Mrs. Xie San couldn't think anymore.

Everyone was furious, believing that Master Jing'an was not sincere, and that she would provoke the Buddha to give a warning. Mrs. Jing'an's behavior completely subverted their cognition.

Lin Yurou hurriedly called a few nuns, drove Jing'an Shitai out of the Buddhist hall, and walked all the way, all the way, all the way, the smell was unstoppable, and it was always uninterrupted.

Mrs. Jing'an collapsed on the futon in the courtyard, still putting P one after another, she covered her face with her wide sleeves, eager to find a crack in the ground to drill down.

It's over, it's all over, even if this matter can be rounded back, there will be no more face to lecture to these noble ladies.

But she can't control her body at all, what is going on?

It's Lin Leshuang, it must be that this little slut has used some means, and he has taken precautions, or he has fallen for her J scheme.

Didn't Lin Yuxue fall for her trick and was scared to bed in bed.

blamed myself for underestimating her, but it was too late to regret it.

At this time, Lin Yurou stepped forward, bowed to the eldest princess of Jingguo, and begged: "Mrs. Shi must have eaten something unclean, so this will be the case, please ask the eldest princess Xuan Taiyi to heal." ”

Mrs. Xie San regained her senses at this time, and hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, how can the teacher be so good, he must have been harmed by the J people, the eldest princess ......"

The eldest princess of Jingguo glanced at Mrs. Tan, and a maid hurried down, and after a while, the palace doctor in the house came, this is the imperial doctor specially placed by the emperor for her sister, taking care of the eldest princess's body in the house.

Lin Yurou gratefully saluted the eldest princess of Jingguo.

The house doctor stepped forward to check the pulse, with doubts on his face, everyone's hearts were hanging, the house doctor paused, and worked hard again for nearly a moment.

Mrs. Jing'an is still releasing p, everyone is hiding far away, only the imperial doctor is still expressionless, and his expression is the same, which is admirable.

"Eldest Princess, the minister can't even see anything unusual," the Imperial Doctor replied puzzled.

Everyone was silent, the imperial doctor who could treat the eldest princess was so good at natural medicine that they couldn't see the cause of the disease.

This happened so suddenly, I can't help but let a group of believers think that this is a warning from heaven, could it be that Master Jing'an is too selfish and does not cultivate morality, and offended the Buddha?

Jing'an Shi Taiping's fashion is too much, who would associate a master of the Tao with the current person who can't stop letting go and is disrespectful to the Buddha.

Cognition has been subverted many times in a day, and everyone's dissatisfaction has been touched.

Lin Yurou saw Lin Leshuang standing coldly by the crowd, and immediately stepped forward, knelt down, and begged: "Sister, Shitai's qiē is all for me, you want to beat and punish, you are all respectful, just ask you to give Shitai an antidote." ”

This judgment is very correct, Lin Leshuang did put medicine in the tea.

This medicine is very biased, it is made of rootless duckweed and dried old leaves, and it is very effective with tea.

The person who is recruited, he will keep putting p, and he will not be able to get rid until after he is out, and those who don't understand this will not be able to diagnose what is going on, no matter how clever their medical skills are.

It is difficult for people who have been tricked to get rid of it, because there is a lot of bloating, and naturally they can't eat, because they can't eat, they will naturally not be complimentary, and if they don't comply, they will keep distending and putting p.

Lin Leshuang endorsed by the pool every day, and unintentionally found this baby, and waited until the duckweed leaves were old and naturally dried before picking them and making this useful Qianp pill.

Looking at Lin Yurou with a puzzled expression, Lin Leshuang took a few steps back with the "cat's eye" in her arms, and said in surprise: "Sister, you ...... What do you mean by that? Are you doubting me? ”

The ladies turned their heads and looked at the farce.

Lin Yurou knew in her heart that it was Lin Leshuang who did a good deed, but she had no evidence, she looked at her sister with a pleading face, "Sister, please, Mrs. Shi is like this...... It's ...... like this."

"Mrs. Shi may be so likely that the demon has entered the body, Fang Cai is fine, just after listening to Mrs. Shi's lecture, I suddenly gained something in my heart, and suddenly Mrs. Shi changed greatly, and she was disrespectful to the Buddha, it may be that she forcibly exorcised ghosts the day before yesterday, injured the Yuan Shen, and was possessed by demons," Lin Leshuang explained indiscriminately according to Lin Yurou's previous words, and barely found a reasonable reason for Mrs. Jing'an.

Mrs. Xie San hurriedly said: "Exactly, exactly, the Buddha will definitely forgive Mrs. Shi." ”

Mrs. Xie glanced at Mrs. Xie San and couldn't help but speak.

Lin Yurou didn't give up, "Sister, Mrs. Jing'an just drank your cup of tea and became like this, you ......"

"Sister, is this suspecting that I have done something to Master Jing'an? In front of everyone's eyes, the tea was brought by the maid of the princess's mansion, and when the tea was served, Mrs. Shi could see it clearly, not to mention that I had such a ability there, and I could harm Mrs. Jing'an? Why do you have to get along with me everywhere, if it's a side matter, you can also involve me in such a thing, you are still not the daughter of the Lin family? "How could Lin Leshuang let her succeed, sentence by sentence will distinguish clearly.

Lin Yu's soft qi knot.

All the ladies talked about it, and they all felt that this supple-looking Lin family maid was too much, who would believe that the eldest lady of the Lin family had the ability to harm a Taoist teacher.

Master Jing'an held back the shame and discomfort and said, "The eldest princess of the country and the ladies, the poor nun is in poor health and has taken his leave, Rou'er don't argue with your sister-in-law, help me go." ”