Chapter 603: Old Quack
Lan Mei also wants to go back, but she is going to Xiangjiang, she feels that she can't keep up with Brother Yi's footsteps, and she wants to go to her master and find a way to improve her strength, as for the moonlight monk, he still follows Sun Yi, and after the epiphany, he still needs some experience to return to Shaolin to officially take over the role of the scripture herald.
And this experience is more aimed at his weaknesses, Sun Yi can find him a lot of top girls to temper his heart, and he may get a lot of tips without paying anything, I believe that those girls will show their whole body skills.
Because of the different itineraries, Sun Yi and Lan Mei are separated in Dubai, Lan Mei will take another flight directly to Xiangjiang, she is holding a passport of Xiangjiang, and Sun Yi is holding a fake passport of the United States, although it is fake, it is more real than the real one.
Lan Mei was about to get on the plane first, and before walking into the temporary inspection channel, Lan Mei said to Sun Yi with a straight face: "Give me a little time, believe that the next time I see you, you will see a completely different me!" ”
Sun Yi smiled and touched her hair, and her blue eyebrows narrowed her eyes, she liked Sun Yi's intimate little gestures.
"Silly girl, in fact, I prefer to see you happy and live this life carefree, rather than carrying a heavy burden on your back!"
Lan Mei shook his head firmly and said, "Brother Yi, you know that I can have today, relying on hard work and my paranoia!" I'm not going to change my mind! ”
"Okay, then, Brother Yi will wait for you in the village, and when the time comes, Brother will take you to the mountains to hunt!" Sun Yi said with a smile, and then stuffed her into a bottle, which contained more than forty pills.
Lan Mei nodded heavily, then lifted his small suitcase and strode towards the inspection channel, and did not look back until the figure disappeared.
Sun Yi couldn't help but sigh softly when he looked at the back of Lan Mei, and Scarlett next to him snorted lightly: "If you are reluctant, you can chase it back!" ”
Scarlett, who has always been cold, is still with a strong sense of vinegar when she speaks now, which makes Sun Yi slightly stunned, and then turns her head to look at Scarlett's delicate little face, Scarlett snorts and turns her head, not looking at Sun Yi.
However, the moonlight monk wiped his bald head, put his hands together and proclaimed a Buddha name, "There is a way to ask what is the situation in the world......
"Monk, shut up, we haven't reached the point of life and death, don't bully me for not knowing Chinese, sue me, I already passed the eighth level of Chinese three years ago!"
"Grade 8 Chinese?" Sun Yi was slightly stunned.
"That's right, level eight, that's the division within our blood clan!" As soon as she said this, a look of pain flashed on Scarlett's face, and it was obvious that the Chinese language level had tormented her indistinctly.
Sun Yi asked curiously what this Chinese level 8 bottom is like, for Scarlett, some hidden words in Chinese are the most difficult, a sentence you are really good can derive several different meanings, some kind, some malicious.
Not to mention that there are a large number of words in Chinese that originate from ancient poems and idioms or afterwords, Scarlett knows even more Chinese characters than Sun Yi, and her vocabulary is absolutely overwhelming most Chinese people, and a big dictionary can be read from beginning to end.
But sometimes I know every word when combined, but I don't know what it means, and the most painful thing is the ancient text, and the poems are better.
Sun Yi listened to her for a while, and he felt a headache, if he took out those test standards of the blood clan, he was afraid that he would not even be able to pass the fourth level as an authentic Chinese, but he was also secretly happy in his heart, we have always suffered from all kinds of English passes, and now I also let you taste the pain of Chinese passing.
After such a chat, coupled with the fact that Scarlett was going to a foreign country, the cold antagonism between the two sides was somewhat eased, and when she got on the plane, Scarlett could already chat with Sun Yi lukewarmly.
Lan Mei walked out of the terminal, she didn't have the heart to look at the prosperity of the Xiangjiang River any more, and stretched out her hand to hail a taxi straight to Causeway Bay, a very ordinary, but also high-density residential area.
Xiangjiang has limited land and a large population, so a large number of low-rent houses have been built, the rooms are not too big, but enough for a family of three to live, enjoy a certain financial subsidy, it is easy to rent a house or buy a house in this kind of low-rent housing, but it is not so simple to buy a house in a good area.
This type of tower houses a larger population in a minimal footprint, and many of the people in this old house are old neighbors for many years.
On the street of this residential area, a small storefront hangs a gourd that has been shiny and shiny, and there is a plaque with ancient meaning on it, with three big characters of Shengxuantang written on it, which is a very traditional medical center.
When Lan Mei carried his small suitcase in, a thin old man wrote a prescription with a brush on a piece of paper, and then handed it to the patient to grab the medicine according to the prescription, and finally gave him two small white pills, claiming to be a combination of Chinese and Western medicine, and the patient had no opinion, which looked quite strange.
When the patients were gone, Lan Mei jumped over with a smile and blindfolded the thin old man, "Master, who do you guess I am?" ”
"Puppy I guess!" The thin old man said with a smile.
"Hmph, you play with me every time, Master, you're taking the little chaihu soup you opened eight times a day in Mengren!" Blue Eyebrows sat across from the old man and smiled.
"Don't talk nonsense, your master and I are a famous doctor!"
"Ha, you're still a famous doctor, you are the Taiping doctor who relies on Xiao Chai Hu Tangmeng, but I'm strange, why don't any patients come to you for trouble? You don't even understand the pulse! ”
The thin old man wiped the goatee on his chin and said with a smile: "Master teaches you to be a good man, if you want to be a Taiping doctor, this little chai hu soup must be prescribed, this little chai hu soup is like a peacemaker, adjust the camp guards, generally not big or small diseases can be cured, even if it can't be cured, there are also small pills passed down by the master, if it can't be cured, it doesn't matter, go to the hospital, those who come here to see a doctor are all some small problems with headache and brain fever, if you really have any big problems, who will come here!" ”
Lan Mei grinned and helped the old man press his shoulder, not to mention, the old man's Taiping doctor is really delicious, he can't make a lot of money, but there is no problem with a few pocket money enough to eat, and he plays small cards with the old man and old lady in the neighborhood in his spare time, and lives a free life.
If it weren't for the chance to meet this old quack, Lan Mei would never have dreamed that he was actually a real master, with a finger down, the wall pierced, and even let himself have his current skills in just two years, it seems that he has a wide range of contacts, and even the demon hunting group of the Holy See let himself participate in it with a letter.
This old man, who is called Uncle Lao Ping by the neighbors, seems to be covered with a veil of extreme mystery, and the more Lan Mei wants to understand him, the more foggy it becomes, but one thing is certain, he really has no ill will towards himself, and even has a strong sense of kindness, completely treating himself as a relative.
"Little girl, you just came back and slapped the horse, there must be something, let's say, your master and I can stand it!" Uncle Ping said with a smile.
Lan Mei snapped and kissed him on the face, his own master will eat this set, as long as he is soft and coaxed, he can hold him so that he can't find the north, as for him bringing those back this night, this kind of thing must not be mentioned.
"Master, wow, you see that your baby apprentices have been bullied, and they have all been expelled from the demon hunting group, and people think I am weak!" Blue Eyebrows pretended to be aggrieved.
"Go, if you are really your master, I am always confused, don't think that I don't know your, I went out by myself, and I turned my face with others, people don't expel you, where is the face, the face of the church is valuable! But I'm my baby apprentice at the bottom, I have a personality, I like it, let's do it in the future, I don't have to give them face! Uncle Lao Ping waved his big hand, and his face was heroic.
"Master is mighty and domineering!" Lan Mei raised a big finger to praise Uncle Ping, and then made a sad look, "But Master, it's a fact that my strength is not good, do you have any way to speed it up!" ”
Uncle Lao Ping shook his head again and again, "No, no, you were originally unstable in building a foundation, and now you still need to lay a good foundation, besides, you are only nineteen years old this year, youth is the biggest capital, don't worry, don't worry!" ”
"But I'm in a hurry!" Lan Mei said with a bitter face, "You don't know, people treat me as a mosquito, they don't even look at me, they don't even bother to greet me!" ”
"Who dares to look down on my Lao Ping's apprentice so much!" Uncle Lao Ping was angry all of a sudden.
"Andrei, a very powerful foreign master!" Lan Mei hurriedly said, not taking out the name of the blood clan.
"Andrey?" Uncle Lao Ping frowned slightly, pondered carefully, and didn't come up with such a number one person after thinking about it for a long time.
Lan Mei said cautiously: "Master, have you heard of the Nine Diagrams Evil Skill?" ”
"Huh?" Uncle Ping's brows furrowed slightly, and at that moment, a bad breath made Lan Mei almost breathless, but as soon as he put it away, people almost thought it was an illusion, and followed Uncle Lao Ping to look Lan Mei up and down.
"It's good that you didn't practice that kind of exercise, otherwise it would be a big trouble, it's a pit, a big pit, like taking drugs, you can't stop practicing, although your strength is rising fast, but in the end, you will die 100% of the body, there will be no exception!"
"Is it so strict?" Blue Eyebrows said with some concern.
"There are exceptions to everything, others can practice, but you can't practice, that thing is not suitable for girls, baby apprentice, come on, come on, take this card, go shopping, dress yourself up beautifully, and blind the eyes of those men!" Uncle Lao Ping took out a bank card and stuffed it to Lan Mei.
Lan Mei angrily threw the bank card on the table, and then puffed out his face and stared at Uncle Ping, until he stared at Uncle Ping all over his body.
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