vs 129 A good man remembers his old days
Li Huaifeng kept looking around Zou Bad, as if observing a novel species: "I'll go!" How did you do it? Why is your face purple? It's just a stool-colored color! Zou bad? Zou bad? Are you okay? Eating? ”
Zou Bad bent over and barely stood up, glaring at Li Huaifeng fiercely, unable to say a word. [This site has a new URL,Shorthand method:,.]
Li Huaifeng patted Zou Bad on the back with concern: "Don't worry, what's wrong with you?" You slow down, oops...... You must be hungry, you haven't even let go of, are you hungry and eating indiscriminately? ”
Zou Bad really wanted to cut Li Huaifeng and stew it at this time, he glared at Li Huaifeng, grabbed his neckline, and his eyes almost burst into flames. I scolded in my heart that you only ate!
Li Huaifeng unloaded his strength with his backhand, and said sincerely: "You calm down, it's me, I'm Li Huaifeng, your alumnus!" Li Huaifeng said with concern: "Take a closer look, do you still know me?" ”
Zou Bad just couldn't speak, if he could say it, it would definitely be the sentence: "I know you when you turn to ashes!" ”
Li Huaifeng removed Zou Bad's hand covering his neck, was shocked, and blurted out: "Oh my God, such deep strangulation marks, such thick strangulation marks, strangulation so ruthless, the person who did it is running for your life, and definitely wants your life!" ”
Li Huaifeng's eyes widened angrily: "Zou Bad, say, who got it?" Is someone coming here? Are you talking? ”
Zou Bad really wanted to speak, but he couldn't say it.
Li Huaifeng turned back sharply and asked these people: "Who got him like this?" Want to kill him? ”
Everyone raised their right hands at the angry Li Huaifeng together, and their teeth became sharp and shouted loudly: "Isn't it you?" There's only one rope, and a fool can figure it out! ”
Li Huaifeng was stunned for a moment and pointed at himself: "It's me?" How so? ”
Li Huaifeng turned his head, looked at Zou Bad's hateful expression, remembered the situation he had just come up, his mouth gradually widened, and he couldn't say a word.
For ten minutes, everyone carried out an emergency rescue on Zou Bad (why did you go earlier?). ), while reprimanding Li Huaifeng (mainly the Rebellion of the Gods).
Li Huaifeng stood in a daze for ten minutes, and it was not until Zou Bad could speak in a hoarse voice that everyone quieted down.
Zou was so angry that he sat on the ground without saying a word, people looked at Li Huaifeng, and Li Huaifeng said hesitantly: "So...... Did he hurt me? ”
People shouted together: "Do you understand?" ”
"I'm sorry!"
Zhao Xiaotian picked up the bread and sausages that Zou Bad threw on the ground and sent them over: "Zou Bad, are you okay?" Okay, just keep eating. ”
Zou Bad still looked at Li Huaifeng hatefully: "Li Huaifeng, I will never forgive you!" Forever! I swear by this! ”
Zou Bad couldn't help it, he knew that he couldn't beat Li Huaifeng, and if he did it, Li Huaifeng could throw him out along the hole. So after ridiculing Li Huaifeng for a few words, he angrily found a place to sleep.
Luo Meiwei walked up to Li Huaifeng: "Brother, I'm hungry." ”
Li Huaifeng came to his senses at this time, and hurriedly went to the bottom of the coffin board near the fire and took out seven or eight bottles of mineral water. It was the snow that Li Huaifeng poured in, and now it has all turned into water after the warmth of the fire.
He made a shelf out of wood, put the iron helmet on it, and began to boil water.
Then another fire was lit, and a stick was drawn from the back, and through the big fish, it began to roast.
The fish was too fat, Li Huaifeng lightly cut a few cuts with a knife on the fish, the flames passed, the fish meat rolled over, the color began to burn, and a little bit of fragrance and paste began to spread.
Eleven people, ten pairs of eyes (except for Chen Xiuli, who was lying there and didn't let them move), all looked straight here.
The Rebellion of the Gods and Lu Da, Qu Sanduo and others, you look at me, I look at you, I didn't expect that Li Huaifeng not only did not escape by himself, but also ...... I also got something to eat. The group of people who said that Li Huaifeng had escaped just now looked as ridiculous as a group of two strokes.
Especially the fish, in this cave, the breeze is gentle, the air flow is smooth, and the flavor of this meat is very easy to spread. Anyone who has ever eaten in a cave or under a mine knows that in that kind of place, eating a cucumber, the fragrance can waft out hundreds of meters, and it is absolutely gluttonous.
What's more, it's an authentic grilled fish at this time! And it's a grilled winter river bottom red lin carp, green no feed, pure wild fatty fish!
Lu Da and Qu Sanduo swallowed their saliva fiercely, their eyes a little hot; I was very upset in my heart, but I really wanted to go up and take a bite when I watched the fish turn brown little by little, and smelled the fragrance it emitted!
Luo Meiwei approached Li Huaifeng: "Wow! Brother, it's so fragrant, when did you learn to grill fish? ”
As soon as Li Huaifeng saw that the beauty was praising herself, he immediately came to show off his spirit again, shook his head and said: "I learned it at the age of eight, when I was in the mountains, no one could beat me, so I could only rely on these small animals such as fish and rabbits to fill my stomach." At that time, I didn't even have some salty salt particles in my hands, so I had to use plants to make it taste, but it was cumbersome, and the taste was not good...... Okay, now we bought salt and spices in advance, and I'll make sure you'll break your belly in a while! ”
Du Shishi rolled his eyelids, and said in his heart that the fact that you are bragging is not clever, can't you be reliable? When you were eight years old, you learned to grill fish in the mountains, can you not be amused? Whoever believes you is a fool!
"Really?" Luo Meiwei excitedly said: "Brother bodyguard, you are so powerful, you are so brave at the age of eight!" I adore you so much! ”
Li Huaifengle's face was flushed, a little shy, and a little vain smirk.
The corners of Du Shishi's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart Luo Meiwei, you completely believe it, right? What about IQ? What about your IQ? In this world, I'm afraid you are the only one who will believe in such a low-level cowhide!
At this time, Hamasaki Jing walked over, squatted in front of him, and looked at the fish with his chin in his hands: "You have been foraging in the mountains by yourself since you were eight years old, you must have suffered a lot, right?" ”
Du Shishi was shocked: Sure enough, there is another one!?
Forget if Luo Meiwei goes crazy, Hamasaki Jing, you are a woman I think is very wise and amazing, why are you holding Li Huaifeng?! Is he really that charismatic?
Li Huaifeng flipped the fish, glanced at Hamasaki Jing, and smiled: "That's, the mountains are sub-regional, and I was in that mountain at that time, ho, there were several jungle overlords!" Wu Lao Er and Liu Fugui, they always bully me ....... ”
Luo Meiwei asked in a daze: "Wu Lao Er and Liu Fugui?" Who are they? ”
Li Huaifeng said: "Oh, Wu Lao Er is a tiger, it was four years old that year, and it was when it was strong. However, he has a bad temper and loves to get angry. It eats everything but not a squirrel, and every time it eats a squirrel, it becomes constipated. The other tigers in the mountains were afraid of him, and they all walked around when they met him. ”
Li Huaifeng continued to turn the wooden stick to heat the fish evenly: "Liu Fugui is a big black bear, six years old that year, and belongs to a young bear, but he is precocious and likes to hook up with all female bears. I like to fart when I'm angry, but it stinks. I said that he has a bad endocrine system and that he doesn't like to listen to ....... I was driven from the left to the right, and I was driven back after a few days, and I mixed their territory back and forth, just to stutter. ”
Du Shishi interrupted: "Didn't they eat you?" ”
"Eat me?" Li Huaifeng said disdainfully: "They have to have that tooth!" I had a very good relationship with Yao Erzhu at that time! ”
Luo Meiwei and Hamasaki Jing asked together: "Who is Yao Erzhu?" ”
"Wolves." Li Huaifeng turned back to Zhao Xiaotian and said, "Xiaotian! The water hasn't boiled yet, huh? ”
Xiao Tian cried with a sad face: "There is no cover, I don't like to open it!" ”
Li Huaifeng said: "You adjust the position a little higher, so that the tip of the flame bakes the bottom of the pot, and the higher the flame, the higher the temperature." ”
Li Huaifeng turned his head again and continued to say excitedly to the girls: "First, I was so good at climbing trees at that time, they couldn't catch me, but they scared me every time; The second is that I saved a wolf cub. It was Yao Erzhu's son, and Yao Erzhu later gave me half a wild goat as a thank you gift...... Remember, in the mountains, no one dares to provoke the wolves, and when the tigers see the wolves, they also go their own way. So you have to save face for each other! ”
Luo Meiwei seemed particularly interested: "Why? Can't a tiger beat a wolf? ”
Li Huaifeng said: "The wolves are very special, they have strong self-esteem, but when they encounter battles, they fight in groups, that is, to steal sheep, they must pay attention to the arrangement of troops and tactical tactics." If the tiger wants to say that it is invincible alone, I can't beat ...... before the age of thirteen! ”
Du Shishi no longer went to look at the fish, but squinted at Li Huaifeng! In fact, not only Du Shishi, but also Lu Da, Qu Sanduo and everyone else were all looking at Li Huaifeng with slanted eyes!
What does the phrase "I can't beat before the age of thirteen" mean? Does that mean you were able to beat a tiger when you were thirteen? How can you brag so much? You're too unskilled, aren't you? Who can believe it!
Everyone led by the rebellion of the gods shouted together in their hearts, if anyone believes in you, I will eat!
"And then?" Luo Meiwei squatted in front of her, her chin resting on her knees, and looked down at Li Huaifeng with bright eyes, eager and full of anticipation.
Everyone broke down and cried: O smile of St. Paul! You're such a showman! Let's go eat!
Li Huaifeng continued: "Therefore, once the tiger starts a war with the wolves, it is almost a determination to die. However, if the wolves want to get rid of a tiger, the basic leader will definitely be killed by the tiger, and the combat power of the entire team will definitely be scrapped. The wolves are superior to the wolves, with subtlety and unity. The tiger is strong in martial arts, right, the strength is infinite, the average wolf with a poor physique, the tiger can slap it for a long time and can't tell the ...... of the southeast, northwest and northwest. ”
Hamasaki said in surprise: "I never thought that the animals in the forest would be so interesting. ”
Li Huaifeng said proudly: "That is, there is a rule for which mountain has a mountain, and later I helped them clean up the traps arranged by the hunters in several mountains in that area, and beat away dozens of waves of illegal hunting." Later, they were divided into areas and cooked on their own territory (and cooking, you just said foraging!). I'll beat anyone who fouls. As for them, if they have time, they will send some meat, fruit, or something, which can be regarded as honoring me...... ”
The chaos of the gods could not stand it: "You have to have ......." ”
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