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No one knows that this is Yue Yunpeng's classic cross talk "Be a Philosophical Man", although it was adapted by Xu Yi, it is still full of jokes.

Although Xu Yi didn't watch Yue Yunpeng's cross talk, he didn't do this after all, not to mention, the four lessons of cross talk are not copied and copied, they are all hard work, and after talking nonsense on stage for a few minutes, everyone's attention was diverted.

On the surface, Xu Yi was the finale of this party, but in fact, there was a dean speaking behind her, so Xu Yi didn't dare to delay time, and after calming the emotions of the fans, he and An Ning both bowed and left the stage.

Guo Lanju walked on stage at the invitation of the host, and after a brief speech for three or five minutes, a welcome party was successfully concluded.

After the audience withdrew, Xu Yi and these actors left one after another, and it was already past ten o'clock when they returned to the dormitory, but fortunately, tomorrow was Saturday, and they were not afraid of running out of time to sleep.

Back in the dormitory, Xu Yi was not in a hurry to get into bed, but boarded the meager board.

Today's "In My Singing" can be described as outstanding, so he really wants to see his performance, and when he was on stage, he saw many fans holding mobile phones, and I believe that some fans have already turned up.

Sure enough, it didn't take much effort for Xu Yi to find his own video.

Magnesium lights, dry ice, and bubble machines have not waited for him and An Ning shopping mall to be lively, in the light, he and An Ning are simply not wanted, especially his suit and the bandeau group on An Ning's body, which is obviously a couple's outfit.

"Yes, yes, Duan Xinlin has a lot of eyesight this time."

After all, it was through his own name that he made a lot of money, and he was also happy to see Duan Xinlin's dedication to the details.

Under the comments, it was also lively.

"Xu Yi has a work?"

"Who is that woman? Girlfriend? ”

"No, Xu Yi has a girlfriend?"

"I've been a fan of Xu Yi for so long, although I know that idols will be very happy now that they have a girlfriend, but Su, I don't want to bless them at all."

"I fell out of love today!"

"Four minutes and thirty seconds, Xu Yi said that it was my daughter-in-law, MD, and I have no one to hear."

"Xu Yi actually has a girlfriend? What are we going to do with Yeon-hee? ”

Because of the previous cooperation between Yeon-hee and Xu Yi, many people felt that Xu Yi and Yeon-hee must have something, and the scandal about Xu Yi and Yeon-hee was also rumored for a while, but because Xu Yi and Yeon-hee didn't pay attention to it, and the paparazzi didn't take anything, the matter was over.

Usually, everyone doesn't mention it, but now that Xu Yi has a girlfriend, there are many Yeon-hee fans immediately.

"Yeon-hee and Xu Yi together? Don't be funny, okay? Sister Yan said that she likes to be mature, and Xu Yi is just a little brother. ”

"Little brother? Don't be funny, okay, if there is nothing between the two, how could a star like Yeon-hee write songs for Yeon-hee? ”

"Damn, Xu Yi actually has a girlfriend, what should we do with Yeon-hee?"

This world is like this, there are many people who are in the name of fans but have the hearts of idols, and when someone starts talking, someone rushes up.

"Paralyzed, when I saw that woman, she was a little vixen."

"Silent mourning for Yeon-hee."

"Xu Yi is really blind, what's wrong with Yeon-hee?"

"You don't like us Yeon-hee, we don't like you, don't think the songs you write are good."

At one o'clock in the morning, the topic of Xu Yi's girlfriend was on the meager hot search, and then the news of Yeon-hee's praise was also on the hot search.

It's just that what Yeon-hee praised was Xinglang's official report that Xu Yi had a girlfriend, which is already a hot scandal for today's Yeon-hee.

After the news of Yeon-hee's likes became a hot search, more fans poured in.

"I'll go, what the hell are those people upstairs doing? I even thought Yeon-hee and Xu Yi were together? ”

"Can't people have a girlfriend?"

"Hahaha, it's funny, what are a group of people thinking? Isn't it wrong for Xu Yi to have a girlfriend? Besides, Ren and Yeon-hee are just good friends, good friends, and there is also a pure friendship between men and women. ”

"Pure friendship? Are you kidding me? ”

"Well, no matter what, I still think Xu Yi should be with Yeon-hee."

Seeing so many people on the Internet who care about their life's events, Xu Yi sometimes feels funny and angry.

But that's okay, so that the group of boys around An Ning should also get acquainted, give up the idea of playing An Ning as soon as possible, and give up a thumbs up after the comment praising An Ning, and Xu Yi climbed into bed to get ready to rest.

On the other side, in the peaceful dormitory, there is also a lot of gossip.

"An Ning, what's going on with you and Xu Yi?"

As soon as An Ning finished washing, Hao Hongmei came up, although Hao Hongmei was very gossipy, she couldn't hide the envy in her eyes at all.

When the incident happened to the post bar, she deliberately checked Xu Yi on the Internet, and it was okay not to check, but she regretted it after checking.

Xu Yi is an ordinary suitor, this is simply the fifth king of diamonds! is also the fifth king of literature and art.

Girls who have just entered college are still full of fantasies about love, and undoubtedly, Xu Yi fulfills all their fantasies.

"What, we're high school classmates." An Ning shyly avoided the topic.

"It's not as simple as a classmate, I can hear him confess to you in the synagogue today."

"That's cross talk."

"Crosstalk? It's through cross talk to tell the truth. ”

An Ning's face turned even redder, ignoring the teasing of other people in the dormitory, hiding in bed and playing with her mobile phone, usually, she doesn't like to play with her mobile phone, but recently I don't know why, I always like to go to the post bar to see, in fact, she actually wants to go to the Xu Yi space to see, but now the whole department is talking about her and Xu Yi, at this time it is not appropriate to go to the Xu Yi space, so I can only go to see it every once in a while.

【SME 09th Welcome Party Ignites the Audience】

[What a shock, the most successful welcome party in history]

[Awesome confession, seniors all learn]

Sure enough, although the welcome party has only ended for a long time, there are still posts on the post bar that write about today's events, especially the daughter-in-law when Xu Yi is talking nonsense at the end, like a hammer, rudely and savagely finalized their relationship.

Flipping through the post, An Ning's face was overflowing with a happy smile, but before she could put her mind away, a provocative post came into view.

[What is Xu Yi, isn't it just that he can write poems and songs, what is that in my singing? Do so many people like to be s.b? There's a kind of asking him to come out and compete with me, and if I win, I'll order every book he has. 】

The ID of the poster is "4234", which is the person who shouted in the post bar last time.

Without thinking about it, An Ning was even more intimate, "It's really shameless and invincible in the world, I still have the courage to come this time when I was beaten last time, I really admire Your Excellency's cheekiness." ”

"I'm thick-skinned? Hmph, it's Xu Yi a coward, didn't you rely on a lot of people last time? There's a kind of letting him come out, and we're going to go head-to-head. "4234 is also a second back, obviously staying in the post bar and waiting for a reply.

"Come on, it's up to you? Not even a little finger of Xu Yi can compare. "An Ning can't be angry.

4234 was not to be outdone, "It's you brain-dead fans who are used to that kind of person, if it weren't for you, would you dare to come out?" There's a kind of topping, let Xu be stupid. Forced to see. ”

Xu Yi was about to fall asleep, but he didn't expect to receive a screenshot on An Ning's penguin, originally Xu Yi didn't need to make a move to deal with this kind of stupid man, and he didn't bother to do it, but seeing An Ning defending himself so hard, of course he couldn't be silent.

Log in to the tuba, showing itself, "Brother, I didn't say you, the first time I didn't want to ignore you, just jump twice, really kick your nose in the face?" Fully booked? You tease me, to tell you the truth, as far as the manuscript fee you fully ordered, Lao Tzu's fifteen-minute words will come out, you are not betting, you are asking for food. ”

"Cut, just say if you dare." 4234 is not reconciled.

"If you have 3,000 fans first, come and talk to me about this, don't spread it out and say that I am bullying you."

"Three thousand fans are a fart, let me tell you, you'd better think about what to write, don't be slapped in the face when the time comes, I don't know, I'm not afraid to tell you, the next Hugo Award is mine!"

(To be continued.) )