The audience was excited, and the judges and teachers were no exception, and at the moment they saw Zhou Tong come up and fall, they all showed expectant smiles on their faces. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

on stage.

Xu Yi was stunned, looked at the stands, and then looked at Zhou Tong who fell to the ground, and his stunned appearance made everyone laugh.

"Didn't look at anything." Xu Yi said to the audience, and pushed the bicycle to continue walking.

didn't take two steps, but I heard the old man played by Zhou Tong holding his waist and shouting, "Oops......"

Xu Yi immediately limped, "Oops......"

Zhou Tong "Oops......"

Xu Yi, "Oops......"

Zhou Tong, "Oh Mom, ......"

Xu Yi stopped, and the appointed person turned around, "You won the uncle," he said, he put down the car and walked towards Zhou Tong, "You can do nothing." ”

"Seventy-nine, slap the ground, what do you say?"

In a word, Zhou Tong amused the audience.

I have seen how many sketches to promote positive energy, it is the first time that such a poisonous uncle has been encountered, the camera swept over the judges and teachers, and Yao Chuguang, who was originally not smiling, also hugged his hands, showing infinite interest in the group of Xu Yi on the stage.

Xu Yi, "Oh, let's see if it's broken?" Does it hurt? ”

Zhou Tong grinned and covered his elbows, "Oops, my elbows!" Hands moved to knees, "Oh, my Bolengay!" Moving down to the waist, "Oops, my waist disc that!" Oops, it doesn't hurt! ”

"Poof."

"Hahaha."

The audience couldn't close their mouths when they laughed, and after a short pause, there was already sparse applause, and on the stage, Xu Yi was even more speechless, "Uncle, it's all here, don't use the elimination method." Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk. ”

"I'll try."

"Hey, slow down!"

Saying this, Zhou Tong began to turn in a 360-degree circle, and Xu Yi's face was full of confusion, "Oops! You can walk this way, but you walk according to the table! ”

Zhou Tong, "Oh, why does my hip bone suddenly hurt?" ”

"That's for sure, I grinded it when I turned it just now, and it's good that it didn't catch fire. Come, uncle, I'll help you up! ”

"Oh, young man, your face is blue and purple, and you can choke enough."

"I'm fine."

"You're a good boy, and you know how to help your uncle up."

"I'm addicted to doing good deeds."

Xu Yi smiled innocently at the audience, and stretched out his hand to help Zhou Tong up, who knows, before he helped, he heard Zhou Tong tremble, "This is going to be replaced by someone else, I will run away after the collision!" ”

As Xu Yi withdrew his hand, the audience also began to sweat for Xu Yi, and it will be time for him to do things in the future!

Xu Yi stood on the stage and explained innocently, "Uncle, you are stunned, and you are stunned very suddenly, you fell by yourself, when you fell, I was 10 meters away from you." You see, that's my bike, and it's ironclad evidence. ”

Zhou Tong glanced at the bicycle behind Xu Yi, and said in shock and fright, "Oh, the rim is like that, it took a long time, I flew over there, so can I still rescue it?" Oops......"

Xu Yi "Oh mom, this is really too much like the scene of the accident, but Uncle is not what you imagined, my car was rear-ended." ”

The props of this sketch are very simple, a bicycle, a telephone pole with a camera, and the rest of the equipment is on Zhou Tong.

However, this car is a foreshadowing, although it appeared in front of everyone at the beginning, but after Xu Yi's opening explanation, no one cared too much, and now it was pointed out by Xu Yi, and everyone suddenly woke up.

Looking at the position of the bicycle again, Xu Yi also fell and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, saying that it was not the scene of the car accident.

The foreshadowing was broken, but then, a crucial question was put in front of everyone, what should the protagonist do?

Zhou Tong held his waist, "Oh, my tail vertebrae." ”

Xu Yi, "I'm talking about chasing the rear, not chasing the tail, I'm talking about the bumper, I'm talking about the tail." ”

"It's over," Zhou Tong lay on the ground with deep hatred, "It's the New Year, the root of the tail is broken, okay, it's safe!" ”

The audience was amused again.

But this time, the atmosphere at the scene was tense, which was simply a portrayal of reality, and everyone looked at the stage intently, looking forward to Xu Yi's next treatment.

"I said uncle, you have a good memory, no one really hit you." Xu Yi also tried to explain.

"No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then you are going to hit me, I am going abroad now."

"No, uncle, what is your identity, what is the reason why you can go abroad without a visa? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters. ”

Bang bang bang.

Xu Yi's poverty brought them applause again.

Zhou Tong didn't show weakness, lying on the ground trembling and shaking, "How many meters do you have to fly?" It's all at this time, are you still more than the three meters and two meters true, does it make sense? ”

Seeing that Xu Yi was not poor at all, the audience was sweating for Xu Yi again, obviously it was just a sketch, but many people were already thinking of ways for Xu Yi offstage.

"Pull out your phone."

"Wherever there is a camera, take a picture from the camera."

"Call the police and check the camera."

On the stage, Xu Yi also noticed the camera, "Okay, uncle, let's not break it, let's look at the picture and talk," he said, he turned to the audience and said with a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now...... Look at the camera again, the breath just now was completely held in his chest, "What about the head?" It's over, the head is gone, and if I continue to entangle, there will be no head, and I can't wash me by jumping into the Yellow River.

"What, you still want to go?"

Xu Yi sighed resignedly, "I must not be in a hurry to go, I have to run." ”

"Hey, you're ......"

Before he finished speaking, a passer-by A walked up, and when he saw passer-by A, Xu Yi hurriedly hid behind the car.

Passerby A didn't notice Xu Yi either, and called while walking, "Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry...... Wait, I saw an old lady fall down on the road and no one came to help her, how did you say that the current social atmosphere has become like this, no one else cares, I care! Uncle, don't move. ”

Many viewers have begun to show disappointed expressions.

According to the urine nature of the sketch that promotes positive energy, this passer-by A is either the uncle's neighbor or the little messenger who promotes positive energy, and he may have to teach the protagonist a lesson.

Disappointment is disappointment, the sketches are already halfway through, and no one is willing to give up the ending.

However, before the disappointed person shook his head, he saw passer-by A on the stage pick up his mobile phone, take a selfie with his back to Zhou Tong, and said with a vibrating mouth, "I'll immediately send a Weibo to condemn this behavior, so that my parents will all comment, daughter-in-law, remember to give me a thumbs up." Oops, this old lady fell, miserable......"

As he spoke, passer-by A floated in front of Xu Yi in a dashing manner, and the plot reversed too quickly, and some viewers were already involved in the warm applause at the scene before they could react.

Xu Yi came out of the back of the bicycle with his teeth and claws, "Miserable, you don't help it!" With that, he came to Zhou Tong's side, "Come, uncle, let's sit up first." Uncle, what about me, I'll send you to the hospital immediately, but I beg you, you help me prove it, and you say I'm an innocent passerby, okay?

"Okay." Zhou Tong nodded.

Xu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, "That's right." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone, "Ahem...... I am Hao Jian, a good person, just now, I was carrying my bicycle in front of me unscrupulously, and somehow, there was suddenly an old lady behind me, I put aside all my worries, and stepped forward to help her without hesitation. It's your turn, close your chin and look thinner. ”

Zhou Tong patted his chest excitedly, "I, I'm an innocent passerby, I was knocked down by you innocently, and you still have to run when it's over," he said, he showed a smug expression, "Hehehe...... Hehehe...... Oops..."

"Uncle, you are so naughty, do your family know?" Xu Yi put away his phone.

"Hehehe, come with me, hehehe."

Seeing that Xu Yi's selfie on the stage also failed, the audience and the judges couldn't help frowning, these are the two methods that are currently popular on the Internet, both of which have failed, so what should Xu Yi do?

On the stage, Xu Yi continued to perform, "Okay, don't hehe, Ao, you won." As for you, you're the authorities who are confused now. I'll accompany you and wait for someone who understands things to comment on this reasoning for us. Saying that, he took off his coat and draped it on Zhou Tong's body, "Come on, uncle, don't freeze, put the coat on you, it's warm, Andy Lau has the same style, can you still feel the cold ice and rain shooting indiscriminately."

was so poor, the audience laughed again, but Zhou Tong didn't appreciate it, "My conscience has found it." ”

As soon as the words fell, passerby A appeared again, but this time he was riding a bicycle, and Xu Yi hurriedly stopped, "Hey, big brother." ”

"What's the matter, boy?"

Xu Yi explained, "There's an old man here. ”

Passerby A put the bicycle aside, quietly called Xu Yi, and asked in a low voice, "You hit it?" ”

"Not really."

Passerby A's face was full of eagerness, "Run!" I helped them over. ”

"The result?"

Passerby A, "Let me tell you that, brother," he said, and he began to sob, "It's a big run!" ”

Sobing, passer-by A stared at the bicycle and left with tears, Xu Yi stood on the stage and bowed deeply at the back of passer-by A leaving.

The silent humor ignited everyone's laughter again, and the plot has developed to the point where no one guesses what is going to happen next.

Other sketches are routines, which is good, just come to an anti-routine, one after another, which makes people unable to react at all.

On the stage, Xu Yi also noticed the changes in everyone, and smiled quietly, he walked to Zhou Tong's side, and explained to Zhou Tong with a sincere face, "Uncle, let me briefly introduce the situation in my family." Well, let's put it this way, the thieves came to my house with tears in their eyes, and they had to throw me two bags of rice during the New Year's holidays, do you know what I mean? ”

After a pause, he said, "Then let's do this, let's share a few fables together, the names of the stories are: Mr. Dongguo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady." What are these stories about, I will tell you them in turn from beginning to end, saying that once upon a time, there was a gentleman named Dongguo, one day, he rode his donkey, and rode a big pimple in Naga da Gada Gada, and when it was over, he met a wolf who was about to die, and this wolf ......"

Zhou Tong was anxious, "It's too grinding!" If you want to help you, you will help, if you don't help you, you will leave, you make room for good people! I'll just act like you haven't hit me, okay, you go, go, go, run! ”

Although there were only Xu Yi and Zhou Tong on the stage, the audience at the scene, one counts as one, and they can feel the embarrassment of Xu Yi's red fruit.

Especially Zhou Tong shouted the sentence "run away", there are already audiences at the scene who want to go on stage to rescue Xu Yi, this kid is not easy!

Xu Yi was also anxious, stood up and asked, "Why did I still escape?" If we talk like this, will we be able to play together in the future? ”

Zhou Tong said angrily, "Are you leaving?" ”

"I'm not leaving!"

"Are you leaving?"

"If I go, I'll be on the run."

Zhou Tong sneered, "You're not leaving, are you?" Okay, I'll go! As he spoke, Zhou Tong propped up the ground with one hand and climbed forward in the posture of bombing the bunker.

"Hahahaha."

"Hahahaha."

The audience burst into laughter, and some people began to cheer.

In her previous life, although Ma Li's performance of this action was very funny, she could only get few applause from the audience on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and she couldn't see such a scene at all.

The warm atmosphere infected Xu Yi and Zhou Tong, but the show was not over yet, Xu Yi could only suppress the excitement in his heart, walked up and asked Zhou Tong, "I said uncle, you are going to go there to blow up the bunker, you are, why don't you understand?" I'm like that Mr. Dongguo now, oh, I saved the wolf when I was done, and the wolf will eat me when I turn around, so you say the wolf...... Isn't it rude? ”

Zhou Tong raised his head, "I just understood, you put aside that finger and scolding Huai, I'm an old man who has been lying here for a long time, do you think I'm lying on my stomach?" Say who is the snake, who is the dog, and who is the wolf? Scold whoever is so cheap, you are so cheap (Hao Jian)! ”

Xu Yi was unhappy, "Hao Jian's name was given to me by my mother who got up early and greedy late, why did it become a dirty word to you?" ”

Zhou Tong sneered, "You bumped me into me, even if you say you're sorry, not only don't you apologize, but you also bite me back, let me tell you, hey, you are there today, don't think about leaving." ”

Saying that, Zhou Tong stood up, walked towards the bicycle with the duck, clasped the bicycle with both hands, and said to the audience, "This is the evidence, I am risking my life today, and I will fight this undesirable social phenomenon to the end!" ”

Moving the car while talking, it made the audience laugh again.

Xu Yi walked up, "No, how did you move over?" ”

Zhou Tong, "Huh? ”

Xu Yi, "No, uncle, you're fine!" ”

Zhou Tong looked at his body, "Me? I'm by you. ”

"Yikes! This angry person can still cure the disease, then I am qigong! ”

This is a sarcasm, talking about the once smash hit Wang Qigong master, although it is sarcasm, but Xu Yi is full of innocence when he says this.

The audience was already laughing from ear to ear, and they were amused by Xu Yi's innocent expression, and they even laughed back and forth.

The warm-up has been done enough, seeing that the audience is so enthusiastic, Zhou Tong is even more energetic, pushing the bicycle and saying to Xu Yi vigorously, "I have to find someone to comment on me today, come to someone, come to ......."

shouted twice, and passer-by A in the guise of a police officer appeared, "Uncle, what's the situation?" ”

As soon as the voice started, Xu Yi fell to the ground.

Zhou Tong turned his back to Xu Yi, and excitedly dropped his bicycle and took the policeman's hand, "Savior!" Just now, he ......" turned his head, and Xu Yi twitched on the ground.

The audience was already out of breath with laughter, and Zhou Tong was even more confused, "Why are you still down?" He ......"

The policeman looked at the bicycle that Zhou Tong threw away, then looked at Xu Yi, and rushed at Zhou Daodao, "Uncle, you are riding too fast!" This rim is like this, are you racing? ”

"I ...... I ......" Zhou Tong began to speak incoherently.

The policeman continued, "Look at you hit someone."

"I didn't hit him."

The policeman pointed to the car, and then pointed to Xu Yi on the ground, "Uncle, this car is here, and the people are lying here, the scene of the accident is too clear." ”

Seeing this, everyone has understood that this is about to be reversed.

Zhou Tong hurriedly defended himself on the stage, "That's not my bike." ”

Xu Yi, who was drawn out on the ground, said fiercely, "Your wife's bicycle, you didn't pedal so fast, I delayed your take-off!" ”

Zhou Tong was at a loss for words now, and could only point at Xu Yi, "He, I, just now...... What the hell......"

Policeman, "Uncle, don't get excited, I'll deal with it, come on, come on." Oh, comrade, this one didn't break, did it hurt? ”

Xu Yi lay on the ground, imitating Zhou Tong's movements just now, and his voice trembled, "I, my elbows, oh, my waves, oh, my waist." ”

"All broken?"

Xu Yi, "It doesn't hurt." ”

Policeman, "It's all here, don't use the elimination method." It's okay, let's see if we can walk around? ”

Xu Yi nodded, and said miserably, "I should be able to go, but I must go according to the table." ”

Zhou Tong, "Why are you still walking according to the table?" ”

Xu Yi glanced behind him, "Ah, the rim is like that, it's been a fuss for a long time, I flew over there, how can I still rescue it?" ”

Zhou Tong stood on the stage speechless, Xu Yi trembled his voice, "Look at this, I can fly out for 10 meters!" ”

At first, Zhou Tong was still thinking about what to say, but when he heard Xu Yi say this, he suddenly became anxious, "Where did you fly 10 meters?" ”

Xu Yi patted the ground, "Then I fly a few meters, it's all here, and it makes sense to compare the three meters and two meters with me?" ”

"What he said was all my words!!"

Xu Yi continued to be poor, "This thing, who said it counts." ”

The police ignored the poverty of the two people, and began to help Xu Yi, "Hey, comrade, I'll help you up first, come on" Saying that, the police were about to help Xu Yi up, and as soon as he turned over, the police called out, "Huh? This...... Aren't you going to tail up that kid? ”

Xu Yi turned over, rushed up and gave the police a hug, "The traffic police who dealt with my accident!" ”

"It's over, they still know each other!" Zhou Tongdao.

"Come on, come on, put your hands down. No, what's the situation with you two? The police asked.

At this point in the story, the reversal has ended, and the audience's eyes are shining.

Of course, after all, it is to promote positive energy, and the routine is still required, with the help of the police, Xu Yi helped Zhou Tong figure out the truth of the matter and proved his innocence, Zhou Tong also remembered the reason for his wrestling, and everyone was happy.

Bang bang bang.

The audience stood up and applauded wildly, the whole scene applauded, the camera swept over, and on the judges' seat, the three judges and teachers also stood up and applauded.

Yao Chuguang's face, which hadn't shown a smile all night, was also smiling from ear to ear at the moment, and his eyes were glowing.

The applause lasted for two or three minutes before it fell.

At the end of the performance, enter the part of the judges' comments.

Yao Chuguang was the first to grab the microphone, "This show is so exciting, I dare to say, this is the best show I saw tonight, there is no one, I believe that you will get better and better on the road in the future, if you want, I can be your introducer, I put my words here in front of all the audiences across the country today, as long as you want to enter the entertainment industry, you can come to me." ”

As soon as Yao Chuguang's words came out, there was an uproar.

"Damn, Mr. Yao, this is going to open a green channel."

"Mr. Yao is a big name in the music industry, and the future of such a person opening a green channel is unimaginable."

"Who is that person on the stage, who is so partial."

Not only the audience, but also Lai Qingrong and Dong Qingrui were shocked.

Although Yao Chuguang is not a big name, he is also a talkative person in the entertainment industry, usually cold can freeze the people around him, and now he has made such a heavy promise, and he still said it to the camera.

This is going to be live!

Live broadcast!

"You guys have to come on," Lai Qingrong picked up the microphone and smiled awkwardly, "I also think your sketch is very good, and I'm looking forward to your efforts." ”

"What to expect, they're the champions of this edition." Yao Chuguang interjected.

Lai Qingrong smiled and handed over the right to speak to Dong Qingrui.

Dong Qingrui picked up the microphone, his face was not very good, "I think Mr. Yao likes you too much, and I like you very much, but I'm worried, with such high expectations, will you still have such a good performance in the next show?" ”

"I'll do my best." Zhou Tong said modestly.

"I'm optimistic about you."

"I don't think you have the next show," after Dong Qingrui finished speaking, Yao Chuguang picked up the microphone again, and at the same time, one of his hands was raised high.

The atmosphere of the scene froze.

Everyone knows that Yao Chuguang is going to give away the quota he has promoted, this is the privilege of the three judges, in addition to the resurrection right in his hand, there is also a nomination quota, and this nomination quota can promote the contestants to the finals.

Bang!

After a brief pause of a few seconds, a thunderous roar exploded on the scene, and almost at the same time, the spotlight swept across the entire stage, shining Xu Yi and several people in it.

The applause was sensational again.

In the center of the stage, Zhou Tong and Tian Dayong (the actor of Passerby A) were full of tears of excitement, and immediately rushed to Xu Yi after hugging each other, hugging him tightly.

(To be continued.) )