Chapter 462: Not Enough Brains
Our feet landed on the ground almost at the same time, but if it was better looking, Xiao Shengxia would be more generous. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info I was not convinced, gave him a blank look, and instead led the horse, and walked in front of him.
This action is inappropriate, but this truth is deeply understood after I have experienced the baptism of admonition and "etiquette teaching".
"Men are inferior to women, and husbands are the key link" sounds good, but in fact it is just a rigid and ignorant treaty. However, even such a vulgar ordinance, after a hundred years of changes in the times, can still be reproduced in my ears in such an oral way......
"Got it, it's clear, it's clear." I perfunctorily blamed everyone, but I was inexplicably unhappy in my heart. This hunting ceremony should be a joyful coexistence, but it was not the prologue that it suffered such a count.
"Do you dare to overtake this king like this next time?" Xiao Shengxia gloated past me and asked, this guy didn't say anything to me earlier, maybe just waiting to see my jokes. I was so angry that I glared at him fiercely.
"Let's go, everyone seems to be in the room." Xiao Shengxia was very interested, but he didn't care about the "white-eyed offensive" I launched. We followed the rules to find our place, and then we witnessed the worship of the officials of the higher ranks.
"Ah, hey, how long have they tossed like this, my old cold legs are almost unable to stand." I leaned into Xiao Shengxia's ear and asked impatiently.
"That's good, and the number of people who used to participate in the ceremony was even greater. If you want to ask for a detailed time, I guess there is still half an hour. Xiao Shengxia's words were as plain as words, and he didn't show any impatience, perhaps, this was just a display of customary and cumbersome etiquette.
"Oh my God, it's finally over, now it's time to start." I sighed softly, and my heart finally became much clearer. "They are temporarily over, but for us, they are not completely liberated." Xiao Shengxia said meaningfully, but I vaguely didn't know what it meant.
In the moment of my panic, a disturbing sound suddenly invaded my eardrum.
"Waiting for all the royal children to enter one after another~" Such a flat thunder, I couldn't help but be shocked, I didn't expect to survive a catastrophe and there is still a catastrophe left, the catastrophe is interlocking, and it is difficult to escape.
"My God, there are so many complicated things in your palace." I grumbled to myself, and my eyes were blank on the royal family who had ascended to the high platform.
"You say, are these people your opponents for the throne in the future?" I saw that all the princes of Emperor Xiao were extraordinary, so I asked curiously.
"Actually, it's not true, if you get rid of the second brother and the fifth brother, there should only be eleven brothers." Xiao Shengxia clenched his fingertips and calculated, his expression was indifferent, as if he was not talking about a matter involving a power struggle.
"Eleven, are you talking about Little Eleven? He's just a child, so where can he compete with you? "I pondered for a while, and finally asked in surprise." He, he has a subtle favor from the saint, and he has the strength to compete with me, of course, he also hides his ambition to seize the throne. "Xiao Shengxia is still analyzing the situation with me, but I can't fully believe what he says.
"Are you overly suspicious? That kid I look at is without a city government, with a pure nature, where is the so-called ambition to seize the throne? "I was upset for eleven dozens, and the next second, I was suddenly led forward by him holding his waist.
"Everyone is watching, don't show any embarrassment, at this time, it's our turn to enter." Xiao Shengxia whispered in my ear. There was a deliberate smile on his face, but I could only cooperate in a perfunctory way.
"What do you need me to say when I see the Holy One later? Also, what kind of etiquette should be practiced? I asked Xiao Shengxia temporarily.
"Just follow my movements, and as for etiquette, just bend your body and do it." Xiao Shengxia replied with a staring gaze ahead, but his eyes still did not show any emotion. He should have been accustomed to this kind of magnificent scene for a long time. As for the apprehension that belongs to me alone, I should have to leave it to myself to savor.
I followed him, nervously "staring at Emperor Xiao who was sitting on the high platform." For a while, I lost the ability to speak, so I had to wait for Xiao Shengxia's example of words.
"Visiting the saint in the summer, I hope that today's hunting and feasting will be happy, and the dragon's spirit will be leaping." Xiao Shengxia twisted his official tone, but I also painted the scoop according to the gourd, and imitated his words of congratulations.
"Okay, well, you also have to compete with me today." Seeing the two of us coming, Emperor Xiao seemed to be in a happy mood, he beckoned to us, and then showed a smile.
"Then it will be blessed by God's good will." Xiao Shengxia arched his hand, and then pushed me in the clouds and fog into the realm of reality.
"Stunned, the two of us have already come to an end." Xiao Shengxia sensed that something was wrong with me, and he whispered in my ear, but it made me feel inexplicably cautious.
"It's nothing, it's just that I just felt a cold look that had invaded my back." I said what I really felt in my heart, and my eyes fixed on the high platform that was just a stone's throw away.
On the high platform, the other two "characters" are also making their debuts, and the two of them are dressed gorgeously today, as if they deliberately want to disturb anyone's majesty. But, can you really open your legs when dressed like this?
I stared at them silently, but the moment they turned to enter, there was a fiery eye with them. I didn't bother to retreat, and the two didn't really care.
At about the same time, they avoided my gaze without hesitation. And the eyes were singing in opposite tunes to their bodies, and I saw that the two of them were already walking in our direction in the awe-inspiring breeze.
Just now, when they arrived, Emperor Xiao also gave them the same care and welcome. And it is this considerable emphasis on strength that also makes their capital more proud.
They passed by me and looked directly at Xiao Shengxia, their expressions full of provocation, and they regarded him as a thorn in their side.
"Heh, how did the seventh brother come with a face today? Is it just to make the second brother bored and disgusting? Xiao Rui stretched out his finger and poked Xiao Shengxia's chest with a slight warning.
This kind of ugly words came out of Xiao Rui's mouth, and I didn't actually have any surprise. This guy's tongue has never been clean, and it's not a matter of one or two days. I glanced at him with disgust, and then returned my gaze to Xiao Shengxia's body.
He bullied the wrong person, Xiao Shengxia is not a good bully. He has both wolf-like ambition and a dignity that he does his best to maintain. Smelling such ugly words, I was a little expectant of him to reflect.
"Second brother is really a fallacy, how dare the seventh brother strengthen your name? If you compare the weakness of your skin, your skin is not less than a thousand feet thicker than your younger brother, so you are here, so what qualifications does the seventh brother have to be gracious? ”
"You're ......! It's true that a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth! Today, my brother will come to teach you well! As soon as the words fell, he stretched out his fists, thinking about opening the prelude to this battle in advance.
I can ignore Xiao Rui's impulsiveness, after all, Xiao Shengxia has always shown an indisputable attitude. But the Tiger is always powerful, even if he was once a good kind disguised in a cat glaze.
Today's Xiao Shengxia does not choose to deal with it in silence, and his bold refuge must be beyond Xiao Rui's bottom line. Seeing Xiao Rui's frequent anger, I felt very relieved.
I was planning to watch the show and play soy sauce. But I didn't expect a slender word that suddenly broke into my ears, and it was so hard that I was looking forward to the good show, and the scene was temporarily changed.
"Stop! Your Highness, have you forgotten where all the punishments came from? The person who spoke out to stop him was none other than Shen Chi, who was standing quietly on the side. If you compare her with Xiao Rui, she can be called a wise man.
According to Xiao Rui's impulsive temperament, he will kill himself sooner or later. In this case, I dare to make a categorical promise, and by the way, I will bet on a pack of spicy strips.
"This king knows that he is impulsive, but if this kid is not good at teaching a lesson, he will really kick his nose in the face." Xiao Rui withdrew his fist angrily, but he was still quite unconvinced. Killing a Cheng biting gold halfway like this can actually suppress Xiao Rui's anger, it seems that this Shen Chi is really an invincible existence in Xiao Rui's heart.
"This time, this king will forget it, but the seventh brother! We once agreed on a victory or defeat in the hunting ground, but you don't have to forget! Because of the caress on the chest of the woman next to him, Xiao Rui's anger had already disappeared for the most part. But although his anger was gone, his fighting spirit was a little worse, he changed his ruthless appearance, and sent a "challenge letter" between men to Xiao Shengxia.
"Okay, but please also ask the second brother to wipe his eyes, so that he can see who is the winner." Xiao Shengxia responded to the challenge, and instead provoked him with words. It seems that the secret struggle between these two has gradually evolved into an open dispute. "Don't say it too soon, and don't just swallow your broken teeth in your stomach." Xiao Rui said, then turned his head and stopped looking at us.
His victory was in his hands, but it was his wishful thinking. And the basis of this wishful thinking is because of the bad tricks I have planned.
first follow his wishes, help him do things, and then create a false impression that things have been done to convince him. The last move was the most ruthless, which was to give him a "slap in the face" when he was indulging in complacency. I'm not the one who can come up with such a bad trick.
"What are you laughing at? You might as well talk to this king~ This king wants to know, but you want to go with this king? Xiao Shengxia lowered his voice and asked me.
"Huh? Did I laugh, poofhaha~ Am I so obvious? The corners of my mouth unconsciously smiled, and I didn't even notice it. But Xiao Shengxia noticed it, and even asked because of this inexplicable smile?
In addition to being surprised, I was a little proud, it is also a pretty good thing to have such a number one fan who will care about your small actions and think carefully~
Thinking like this, Xiao Shengxia's cold face looked a little cute for a while. I clutched my chin and thought about it for a while, and then a bold idea popped into my head. Since he has given me such attention, as a reward, should I also give him a generous return gift?
"Hey, you're so concerned about my every move, but you're trying to please me for some good? Taking advantage of the fact that this girl is in a good mood at the moment, she may be able to grant you and ask too much. "I gave him a wish, and it was probably a willful and ridiculous act on my part.
"Anan broke my heart when he said this, isn't it a matter of course for a husband to care about his wife's room? What benefits do you want? This is a very ironic statement. Xiao Shengxia's answer was a bit contrived, and it seemed that he deliberately wanted to show off to me.
"Cut, after this village, there is no such shop~ You don't accept this girl's free kindness, if you ask me for anything in the future, I won't accept it so unconditionally~" I was still too kind after all, and I gave him another chance to repent. If this time, he is not favored, then it can be regarded as my head being squeezed by the door.
"Well, this king reluctantly accepted your wish. But what exactly you want has not yet been decided, so you might as well wait for this king to think of it and talk to you? "Xiao Shengxia's answer, why am I so unhappy to listen to it! The wish that was given to him by great kindness was as if I were begging him to accept it? ……
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to take care of you." I was not in a good mood, and once again I had the idea of ignoring the death of the tsundere next to me. Twisted his head and carried out the old routine of "going around the field" boringly.
In the absence of results, I had to temporarily stop my eyes on the most striking high platform. Many of the royal children have already entered. They gradually gathered around us, and in the meantime, I finally caught a glimpse of a familiar figure.
"Seventh sister-in-law, seventh sister-in-law~ Do you hear me?"
I felt that the voice seemed to be close to my ears, but according to the distance estimate, the distance between the person and me was not close to Ah......
"Do you hear that? Your eleventh brother seems to have just called me. "I could only vaguely see Eleven's back in my position, but I couldn't see his tongue, so I had to ask Xiao Shengxia beside me.
"I heard, it's indeed Eleven calling you." Xiao Shengxia replied definitely, his eyes were aimed at me, but the position seemed to be a little awkward. I slapped it with one hand, and it happened to hit him on the head, and a hoarse sigh crossed my ear, but I felt no sympathy for it. Who told this product that its nature does not change, and it is blindly aimed at the wrong place~
"You! Why did you hit me? Xiao Shengxia covered his head, seemingly annoyed and resentful. Cut ~ Don't hit who you hit, say! Where did you just scare, what did you mean? I asked confidently, completely in the posture of an unforgiving charter wife.
Where do you think, have you forgotten that you once exchanged a medium with Eleven to communicate? What the king has just looked at is the place where the thing was. Xiao Shengxia's words fell, and I remembered this stubble, it turned out that I really thought too much.
"It's that I think too much, you always talk like this, but you don't ......" and so on!? What's the situation? What's going on with this inexplicable BGM?
…… Oh, it's a ballad from the depths of the brain...... (To be continued.) )