Chapter 0411: Mrs. Wu is not lightly ill
At noon, between classes, Luo Yuhan, Xia Yiqing, Heipi and other seven or eight people basked in the sun on the playground. ← the first time of the romance, Huang Jing ran towards Luo Yuhan with his mobile phone, handed the mobile phone to Luo Yuhan, and said breathlessly: "Boss Luo, you left your mobile phone in the classroom, phone, Principal Wu's phone." ”
Luo Yuhan took the phone, swiped the screen, put the phone to his ear, and fed it.
No one responded, but there was noise, things knocking over, and scolding in the middle of a woman. Luo Yuhan fed again, and only then did a vague request come from the earpiece: "Luo Yuhan, hurry up to the principal's office." ”
After Luo Yuhan left, Heipi looked at Luo Yuhan's back, pursed his lips, and said sourly: "Hmph, Luo Yuhan is really capable, he is very good at Principal Wan, and he is more fragrant when he changes Principal Wu, and he is simply a tumbler." ”
Huang Jing heard the irony from Heipi's words, and defended: "Don't be jealous, Luo Yuhan has good martial arts, high medical skills, and is kind and righteous, no matter who is the principal, he likes this kind of student." ”
Heipi's heart was even more sour, and he continued to spit out sour water, and said: "If you give you a pole, you will climb up, and you are not afraid of falling to death, what kind of ability, that is on the surface, but in fact, it is a sycophant." ”
Huang Jing continued to defend: "Even if Luo Yuhan is a sycophant, it's not just the two principals who like him, the girls also like him, Hua Xiaodie wants to die for him, not to mention the school flower, this is in the school, and the police flower outside the school, the police flower is more bullish, the flower of the police, how many excellent police grass are stalked, and it is not the hand of Boss Luo." ”
Heipi still disagreed, and said disdainfully: "Those girls have eyes without beads, and they are blindfolded by Luo Yuhan's deception, sooner or later, he will be exposed in his true form, and when the time comes, he will be like a rat crossing the street, and everyone will shout and beat." ”
Xia Yiqing had long been unaccustomed to Heipi's slander of Luo Yuhan, so she glanced at Heipi while holding on to her wheelchair, and said: "If you can't eat grapes, you can say that grapes are sour, and slander people behind your back, this kind of person is the most hateful. ”
Heipi heard that Xia Yiqing was insulting herself, sneered, and sneered at each other: "Some people also like Luo Yuhan, but unfortunately, Luo Yuhan's heart is not in her place, and she doesn't know shame when she touches her nose and swollen face, and she actually helps others to speak, Tian is shameless, no skin and no face, if I were me, I would have been faceless and alive, and I was killed by a headhead." ”
Xia Yiqing let go of the wheelchair, walked to Heipi, crossed her hands on her waist, stared at Heipi and was about to argue, and suddenly laughed. Heipi was inexplicable and asked curiously: "If you have something to say, what are you laughing at, you won't use laughter to hide your embarrassment, right?" ”
Xia Yiqing tilted her head, looked at the left side of the black skin, then looked at the right side of the black skin, and then stared at the black skin's neck, but she didn't speak. Heipi was even more inexplicable, and asked again: "Xia Yiqing, what are you staring at me?" Am I that good-looking? You're not going to have a crush on me, are you? ”
"Mom, I've been looking for a long time and only saw a pair of teeth, if you don't speak, I can't see that there is still a person standing here."
Xia Yiqing's words are obvious, the joke is just black. The people around laughed.
Heipi understood what Xia Yiqing meant, and shouted at Xia Yiqing: "What's wrong with black, black is your true color, you are white, but it's a pity that Luo Yuhan doesn't look down on you, and I am ashamed of you for robbing my best friend's boyfriend." After speaking, without waiting for Xia Yiqing to argue, she turned to Sha Ruxue and asked with a hippie smile: "School flower, Xia Yiqing wants to snatch your boyfriend, there are many people like this, you still treat her as your best friend......
Sha Ruxue understood that Heipi was sowing discord, and without waiting for Heipi to finish speaking, she smiled and said: "Heipiha, Xia Yiqing and I are fair competition, what kind of are you doing, I think you better go back and take a good shower first, and when you wash your skin white, maybe which girl will like you." ”
The class bell rang, and the students laughed and left the playground.
"Old turtle, if you don't tell me where you fooled around last night, I'll kill you alive." A woman's roar came from the principal's office. With a thick throat and a high-pitched voice, you know that a woman must be a Yaksha type if you don't look at people and just listen to the voice.
The sound and movement were raised at the same time, and Bai Sufen's hand made a knife-like shape and slashed at Wu Zhong's head. Wuzhong closed his eyes, trembled with fright, and whispered: "Wife, I've told you n many times, I did sleep at school last night, I don't believe you went to touch the bed, it's still hot, no, I'm still barefoot, and my socks are under the pillow." ”
Wu Zhong said as he walked towards the bedroom. Bai Sufen grabbed Wu Zhong's ears and shouted hysterically: "Even if you sleep in the office, who can prove that you slept alone." ”
"If you're not here, I can still sleep with you?" Wuzhong defended with a sad face.
"But why don't you go home and sleep?" Bai Sufen asked sharply.
"Wife, I've explained it to you, you always torture me when I go home, I'm at this age, I really can't stand it, the doctor explained to me, saying that during the period of taking medicine, don't let me sleep with you, otherwise I will die."
Wu Zhong mentioned the divine doctor again, Bai Sufen sneered, gritted her teeth and said: "Divine doctor divine doctor, I want to see what is sacred to this divine doctor, and he actually gave you such a bad idea, and when he comes, see if I don't split him alive." ”
"The Divine Doctor is here! Whoever wants to hack me alive is not small. ”
The door was pushed open, and Luo Yuhan walked in, taking square steps, holding his head high, and being upright.
Luo Yuhan looked at Bai Sufen. He is tall and big, with big shoulders and a round waist, a huge face, thick black eyebrows, a thick waist, and a round hip, and his first impression of Luo Yuhan is that he threw a discus.
While Luo Yuhan was looking at Luo Yuhan, Bai Sufen was also looking at Luo Yuhan. About sixteen or seventeen years old, tall, fair skin, bulging chest muscles, lofty, comprehensive judgment, a handsome young man.
"Who are you?" Bai Sufen stared at Luo Yuhan and asked in a rough voice.
"Divine Doctor Luo Yuhan is also, who are you?" Luo Yuhan asked rhetorically after reporting to his home.
Wuzhong hurriedly explained: "Bai Sufen, my wife, your master, call your sister." ”
"Oh, it turned out to be the principal's wife, I thought you had some unreasonable parent to make trouble." Luo Yuhan said lightly.
"Who are you talking about, who is unreasonable, you are a student doll, talking to the elders like this, how do you teach you, teacher." Bai Sufen asked fiercely.
"Master, your old man misunderstood, I said the student's parents, not the teacher." Luo Yuhan explained.
"But you treat me as a parent of a student, and you're talking about me."
Wu Zhong saw that the two of them were on fire, afraid that the trouble would be out of control, so he hurriedly played a round game, stood between the two, smiled at the two of them, and finally looked at Bai Sufen and said: "Wife, let me introduce, this is my student, Luo Yuhan, people send the divine doctor, the medicine I took recently was prescribed by him, and he explained to me, for the sake of the body, I want me not to sleep with you, I can't tell you the specific situation, or let the divine doctor explain it to you." ”
Only then did Luo Yuhan understand that this was the purpose of Wuzhong calling him.
Bai Sufen stretched out her hand to pull away Wuzhong, approached Luo Yuhan, with disdain, and said sarcastically: "You are a miracle doctor?" ”
"It's not self-appointed, someone gave it to me."
"Oh, so you must be a good doctor?"
"Don't dare to be."
The fat flesh on Bai Sufen's face shook up and down, and said: "I don't care if you are a miracle doctor or not, since you are here, I want to ask you why you provoked the relationship between our husband and wife, if you can't say anything today, I will want Lao Wu to expel you." ”
"Wronged, as the saying goes, I'd rather demolish ten temples than break a clan, Principal Wu is my principal, you are my teacher, how can I sow discord, what good will I do for me by doing this?"
Bai Sufen disagreed, and continued to ask: "If you want him not to sleep with me, it's not to provoke anything." ”
"Oh, it turns out that Shi Niang is angry about this, you said it earlier, Shi Niang, you listen to me," Luo Yuhan sat down uninvited, and after sitting down, he pointed to the chair next to him and said, "Shi Niang, please take a seat." ”
"I'll just stand and say what I have to say." Bai Sufen said with a pulled face.
Luo Yuhan gave Wuzhong a look and said, "Principal Wu, I want to talk to my sister, you avoid it for the time being, and then come in later." ”
Wuzhong couldn't wait to leave, and when he heard Luo Yuhan say this, he didn't wait for Bai Sufen to agree, and the wind slipped out of the office.
Luo Yuhan stared at Bai Sufen all the time, his eyes didn't blink, and he didn't say a word. Bai Sufen was embarrassed to be seen, and said angrily: "What to see, what to see, what to see, if you have something to say, hurry up." ”
"You sit down first, I'll see you, and then you'll understand why I don't want the principal to sleep with you."
Bai Sufen sat down and said angrily, "I want to hear what ivory your dog can spit out of his mouth." ”
"The master said and laughed, how can a dog spit out ivory from his mouth, don't say it, stretch out your hand, I'll give you a pulse first."
Bai Sufen hesitated, sat on the chair, and handed her hand to Luo Yuhan by the way.
After Luo Yuhan took the pulse, he smiled and said, "Stick your tongue out and let me see." ”
Bai Sufen looked at the tongue coating and said slowly: "Shi Niang's body is fat, full of red light, she seems to be healthy, but in fact she is not lightly ill, the main symptoms are: there is moisture accumulation in the body, the liver fire is vigorous, and she is angry at every turn, especially at night...... Master, can I go on? ”
"Say, since you see a doctor, why can't you say it?" Bai Sufen said angrily.
"I'm too embarrassed to say."
"You don't tell me how I know." Bai Sufen asked rhetorically.
Luo Yuhan approached Bai Sufen, tried to lower his voice as much as possible, and after muttering for a while, Bai Sufen's face showed embarrassment, and he asked embarrassedly, "You even know this." ”
"You think the title of miracle doctor is in vain." Luo Yuhan said proudly.
"But what about that?"
Luo Yuhan smiled slightly, and said: "Two words, make up for the catharsis, Principal Wu needs to make up, you need to vent, of course, the catharsis can't be purely discharged, you need comprehensive recuperation, I will prescribe medicine for you, the prescription is also very simple, Tripterygium wilfordii and Wumei, you just need to take it according to the method and dosage I said, after a month, ensure that you recover to normal, and no longer trouble Principal Wu." ”
Luo Yuhan said, stood up and walked to the table, found a pen and paper, brushed the prescription, handed it to Bai Sufen, and said, "Master, what has become of Principal Wu's body, if you torture him again, his body will completely collapse, his body will collapse, can the principal still be the principal?" You can't be the principal anymore, are you still the principal's wife? So, if you cherish his body, you love yourself, you know? ”
"I know, I misunderstood Lao Wu, if you hadn't reminded me, I might have cleaned him up." Bai Sufen said with a little emotion.
As soon as Bai Sufen finished speaking, the landline on the table rang. Bai Sufen grabbed the phone, laughed into the microphone twice after listening, and said, "Coincidentally, the miracle doctor is here." ”