Chapter Thirty-Four: The buttocks are facing the ground, and the sand is flat and the geese are falling

"Why do I look so familiar with this place, can anyone tell me, where is Brother Chen? Wait online, hurry! ”

"I know."

The guy named Zodiac Gemini quickly gave the person who asked for a response.

"Big brother, please inform."

"Give me a hundred bucks and I'll sue you." Zodiac Gemini continues.

"Grass, can you pit it a little more?" The poster expressed his displeasure.

"Grass, don't give me a hundred yuan, do you still want to know where Brother Chen is?" Zodiac Gemini continues.

"Brother, I'm only eighty, so I'll tell you where is Brother Chen?"

The Nine Heavens Swordsman obviously came to smash the field.

"Cut! I only charge fifty, absolutely sincere price, the lowest in the audience, the quality is guaranteed, dear! First come, first served. ”

There's another guy smashing the field.

"Tunghai University Square."

The Terminator LanDan appeared, and also attached a funny expression to the end of this sentence, obviously gloating as a good person.

"Guy, you're finished, you dare to openly break the bottom line of the price, bet five cents, you will definitely be blocked." The crazy request said in the back post.

"I'll sit in the bank!" Late at night, Lak stepped up.

"Bet a hundred!"

"Pick it up!"

"All the net worth of 10,000 flying dragon coins is pressed."

"Pick it up!"

Late at night lak is very bold.

"Rub! All net worth of 50 billion ...... When the sperm is pressed, I will ask you if you can pick it up. ”

Seeing this sentence, there were a bunch of people watching the play, and they replied and liked it one after another.

"Pick it up!"

No one expected that late at night, LAK would even accept all this bet.

Then he added: "Give me 12ml first, the amount of 50 billion sperm is about 12ml, and the total sperm production of a man's life is about 12ml to 36ml, if you can give me 12ml of sperm now, Lao Tzu should be decided!" ”

“666”

In an instant, lak's reply in the middle of the night instantly detonated the forum, and he was stunned.

The gambler loses on the spot.

"Dealer, I, Zhao Ritian, am convinced."

The live broadcast room and the forum are all hot now, watching lively people, watching jokes, watching live broadcasts, etc., and now Ye Chen has accumulated a lot of fans.

"Damn, Brother Dust is really here with us."

The original poster, when he posted again, directly attached a photo of Ye Chen holding a skateboard and put it on the forum.

"Originally, my game has just begun, and it seems that I am destined to pit my teammates in this game, not to mention, me! Want! See! Appear! Field! Straight! Sow! ”

"Damn, I heard that Brother Chen is broadcasting live here, I just threw my female ticket aside, and Lao Tzu is also going to watch the live broadcast."

"I'm rubbing! Who will take me by plane, I heard that Brother Chen is still participating in the League of Legends activities at Tunghai University in the evening, and the big star Chen Yingxue is also there. ”

"I'm a **** immortal, why didn't you say it earlier, I'll get up quickly, maybe it's still in time."

"A large wave of Brother Chen's brainless fans are on the way."

“……”

Suddenly, a bunch of such speakers quickly began to pervade, and many of them appeared to be male IDs.

Soon, there were not many people in the square of Tunghai University, but one after another, a large number of male students were attracted, and the security guards at the school gate felt very strange, what was going on today, why suddenly there were more people entering Tunghai University.

There was a League of Legends event in the evening, but it was still morning, so why did there start to be so many people at this time.

"It seems that my family's Yingxue is a cow fork, and now fans are starting to come in and squat." The security guard also thought of this possibility.

Soon, there were already a lot of spectators gathered in the square, large and small in a big circle, those who were playing skateboarding, the **** men, at this time lifted their pants one after another, raised their eyebrows for 250 points, and began to skateboard or show off their car skills in front of everyone.

Unfortunately, most of them failed to pretend to be forced to fail, and instantly became the laughing stock of the audience, and there was a male hormone explosion who was actually ready to take this opportunity to play a set of cool actions and then confess.

Outcome......

My face is swollen!

When the woman saw this, she went away indignantly.

Of course, there are also those who pretend to be successful, such as Wang Yifan of the sophomore key institute of Tunghai University, who is not only handsome, but also has money at home, a typical type that makes others envious, jealous and hateful, and that's it, and now he can still play a good skateboard, and the eyes of a group of little girls around him are silver, and they can't wait to go up and kiss Wang Zifan a few times.

But the current situation is that everyone not only watched Wang Yifan's wonderful performance, but also looked at another key figure - Ye Chen.

And now, Ye Chen in the live broadcast camera has just made a move to cross the stairs.

But......

Ye Chen played a trick directly, with his butt facing the ground, flat sand and falling geese, and the standard Linghu Chong pretended to be forced.

Then, the audience laughed silly.

Then, the audience in the live broadcast room also laughed happily.

"I'll go, Brother Chen's fall is good."

"My brother Chen is amazing, he deserves to be my male god, and he even looks so good in wrestling."

MISS AND LIANG LANXIN WERE DUMBFOUNDED, EVEN YE XUE AND HER ROOMMATES LOOKED AT IT, AND WHAT MADE THEM EVEN MORE SPEECHLESS WAS THAT YE CHEN WAS STILL ON THE LIVE BROADCAST, ISN'T THIS FOOLISHNESS?

"Brother Chen originally wanted to pretend to be forced live broadcast, but he didn't expect to pretend to be Shabi."

"I'm laughing to death."

"Brother Chen's live broadcast is very happy, this is really not covered."

Anyway, the audience from all walks of life will look at Ye Chen's painful expression, and they all look funny.

Wang Yifan originally thought that this guy who was a little famous on the Internet came here to steal his limelight, but he didn't expect this guy to play this so bad and smelly, and suddenly he picked up his skateboard again, and when he was flying, he played a 360-degree action of rolling in the air, which instantly received a lot of applause.

"The host succeeds in death, obtains a small skill reward, and the ultimate skateboarding proficiency level 8, which can be completed at will, 180 degrees of slab bricks, Mctwist (referred to as 540 degrees of slope turn), 360kick-flip (referred to as 360-degree skateboarding), ollie (commonly known as jumping with a board) ......"

The corners of Ye Chen's mouth curved a shallow arc, this system can be regarded as being played by himself now, as long as it is a live broadcast, it will bring a little surprise to himself, and now this small skill reward is just in time.

The first time he was thrown to the ground, Ye Chen stood up again this time.

However, at this time, he seemed to have become extremely confident.

However, the audience at this time didn't have any hope for Ye Chen, looking at his actions just now, he was completely a natural version of a novice, not like a skateboard at all, and then look at the rich and handsome Wang Yifan, it's just 6 can't do it, he is proficient in playing cool and handsome, and he completely steals the limelight from Brother Chen.