"Okay, okay, don't quarrel, it's decided, at twelve o'clock tonight, the two of you will go to hang around outside the paper door to attract the attention of Wang Kun and Wang Gan, and then I will take the opportunity to sneak in." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Li Xiaoxie arranged.

"Wait, it's okay to hang around, but how do you get their ideas?" Old Liu Tou asked.

"It's not simple, splashing paint, throwing rotten eggs, throwing feces, scolding, and strongly expressing that you want to have a super friendly relationship with Wang Kun and Wang Gan's eighteenth generation of direct female relatives." Li Xiaoxifeng said lightly.

Lao Liu Tou was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and said: "Do you want to use such drastic methods, it is easy to cause unnecessary trouble!" ”

Yuan Daozi said disapprovingly: "What are you afraid of, how can a bastard like Wang Kun who is so bad that the soles of his feet flow pus not scold?" ”

Li Xiaoxie nodded and said: "Well said, if you want this kind of spirit, then this matter will be handed over to you, take care of it, don't bubble." ”

At this point, even if Lao Liu Tou was unhappy in his heart, he had to agree: "Okay, I'll try my best!" ”

"It's not as good as possible, you have successfully attracted Wang Kun and Wang Gan's ideas outside, and I have a great grasp of it."

Old Liu Tou gritted his teeth and said: "If you die, you will die, and you will go crazy!" ”

"The children can be taught!" Li Xiaoxie nodded with satisfaction.

Yuan Daozi was a little uneasy, and said: "Little evil, this is a great risk, I can't do as good as you, I can't help you, I can only give you some advice, the cute corpse is most afraid of evil things, you can bring some black dog blood, boy urine and rooster blood, the rooster must be the kind of yang to be effective." ”

"What is the most yang?" Li Xiaoxie asked puzzled.

"It's a rooster that hasn't been castrated." Yuan Daozi explained.

Li Xiaoxie nodded and said, "It's still early, so please ask Lao Yuan to help me prepare." ”

Yuan Daozi nodded and agreed.

Old Liu Tou saw that there was nothing wrong with him, and then said, "Little evil, then what should I do?" ”

"You? So be it! You go to make dung now, the more the smelly the better, and when the time comes, splash it on Wang Kun and Wang Qian's body, and ensure that their souls are so angry that they all ascend to heaven. Li Xiaoxie arranged.

Lao Liu Tou frowned and agreed, it was the same task, why did he become so vulgar when it came to him? But who called Lao Liu Tou's ability to be too sparse, too technical things he really can't do, he can't blame others for this, it's better to make manure honestly.

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That night, at twelve o'clock, there were few people near the City God Temple, which was suitable for doing something out of the ordinary.

Yuan Daozi and the old Liu Tou, who was trembling as he walked, arrived outside the gate of the paper selection door, looking at the wide gate of the paper selection door, the old Liu Tou hurriedly asked: "Old Yuan, do we really want to do this?" ”

Yuan Daozi squinted at the door of the paper gate and hummed: "Then it is needless to say, Lao Liu, we are all here, don't retreat." If our side doesn't succeed in attracting the attention of Wang Kun and Wang Gan, then the little evil side will be in danger. ”

Hearing what Yuan Daozi said, Lao Liu Tou hurriedly dispelled the idea of wanting to bubble up, and said stubbornly: "Okay, I know, the little evil is working hard inside, and we can't be ambiguous, so let's start." ”

Yuan Daozi nodded, there was a flash of excitement in his eyes, it was obvious that Yuan Daozi was actually quite small-minded, he was framed by Wang Kun and sat in prison for more than ten days, and he was killed by the dead fat man inside, I don't know how aggrieved he was, although Yuan Daozi didn't say it on the surface, but in his heart he had long regarded Wang Kun as a big enemy.

Outside the paper door stood two janitors, both of whom yawned listlessly, apparently not paying much attention to the drudgery.

is also based on the reputation of choosing paper doors, who would dare to come to their door to find their bad luck easily, it is not self-deprecating and boring. The two younger brothers were quite resentful of the janitor's work, and always felt that with their ferocity, where would anyone dare to come to the door to find trouble.

"Wang Er, what do you mean by the master of the door? On this cold day, there is not a single figure on the street, as for letting us stand guard? One of them asked impatiently.

"Wang Wu, don't complain, don't complain, who is willing to do this gatekeeper thing? But this matter is an order from the master of the door, and all the landlords above and below the door have taken turns to keep vigil, and you don't know it, anyway, it will be one night, and it will pass until dawn. Wang Er replied.

Wang Wu still felt uncomfortable, and complained: "Hey, what kind of is this, I've been watching it for half a night, how can anyone?" With our signboard here, that blind kid dares to come and ask for trouble? ”

As soon as the words fell, a black thing suddenly came out of mid-air, smashed straight into the "Paper Door" signboard on the gate, and made a loud sound: "Smack!" ”

"Huh? This is? ”

"It stinks!"

Wang Er and Wang Wu looked at the signboard in disbelief, and rubbed their eyes again to make sure they were not dazzled.

"Who? What did that son of a son of a fuck do? How dare you throw feces at us? Wang Wu shouted angrily.

But as soon as Wang Wu said his words, two more balls of feces flew from mid-air and smashed them on the heads of Wang Wu and Wang Er impartially.

Wang Wu and Wang Er only felt a monstrous stench coming to their faces, and the sticky feces on their heads were disgusting, so disgusting that the two of them stopped doing it, and said angrily: "Who? Who did it? Get the hell out of here and see if the grandpas don't break your neck. ”

The answer to the two was an overwhelming amount of feces and rotten eggs, "Bang, bang, bang!" ”

Rotten eggs and feces kept smashing on their bodies, smashing into the wall signboard of the paper gate, making a gate that was originally solemn and imposing stinking and plummeting.

Now Wang Er and Wang Wu can't hold it anymore, they will do it openly if they want to fight, what does it mean to keep throwing poop and rotten eggs? The two looked at each other, and soon understood, and hid in the house with a cat's waist, and then ran in to report to Wang Kun.

"Haha, Wang Ba calf, can't I kill you?" Old Liu Tou laughed while throwing it unscrupulously.

Yuan Daozi smiled and said, "Old Liu, are you happy?" ”

Old Liu nodded and responded: "It's happy, it's too happy." ”

"It's good to be happy, those two little cubs can't hold on, they must run in to report, let's rest for a while to save some physical strength and bullets, and when Wang Kun's old Wang Ba comes out, it's not too late to throw it away."

"Okay, listen to you!" Old Liu Tou stopped unsatisfied.

After so many years, Lao Liu Tou was finally able to happily spread wild on the head of the paper door, although this behavior is a bit undisciplined and the five lower limits, but it doesn't matter, just feel cool. (To be continued.) )