The big star walked into the studio holding Wang Erwu's hand, which made the staff present cast very strange eyes, there were envy, blessings, unknowns, unbelievable, invincible worship, everyone's psychological activities are strange, but at least one point, almost everyone present has good intentions towards Wang Erwu and will not slander him. That's a charisma. Although Wang Erwu usually speaks and does things in a way that is out of tune, once the employees below have any difficulties, he will sincerely find a way to help them solve them, and it is really a big deal for them, such as Zhao Ling'er's incident, Wang Erwu will take the initiative to resist the burden. Everyone is chatting with this producer in private, and even some people who are familiar with him will talk to him, but in everyone's heart, they have great respect and appreciation for this leader.

Wang Erwu asked Deng Shuang to sit down in the audience area first, then took out a bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the lid and handed it to her.

The colleagues of the choreography and directing department also put down their work and surrounded them.

"Why? Visiting the zoo to see the monkeys? Don't even want to work anymore? Wang Erwu scolded with a smile.

"Mr. Wang, you are so good, make a column, not to mention the ratings, and by the way, you also kidnapped a national goddess home, the little ones are really envious." Zhou Feng said.

"Yes, Mr. Wang, next time you have a chance, you will also give us some benefits, there must be a lot of celebrities that Sister-in-law Shuang knows, give me an introduction." Bai Yutang said lively, a cool sister-in-law made Deng Shuang very embarrassed, but she was also a little happy.

"What are you talking about? Is being a big star a cabbage? All over the ground? Even you little pigs want to arch? Wang Erwu said.

"Teacher, you can't have a monopoly on benefits, can you? The goddesses of the whole people have become our masters, you have to care about us. Some time ago, I was thundered by a joke, which is really sad. One day, the rich man came out to walk the dog, and the killer rushed up and shot the dog to death, and then the rich man asked, "Why did you kill my dog?" The killer said. Someone gave five million, let me take your dog's life! The rich man was so moved that he cried at that time, and immediately gave the killer five million and asked him to thank his Chinese teacher. The killer asked suspiciously, "If you give me so much money, won't your wife blame you?" The rich man smiled, I'm not married yet. So the killer pulled out his gun and killed the rich man with one shot. Before leaving, I said that a single dog is also a dog! ”

"Yes, yes, you see how miserable we are, why don't you teach us some tricks." Everyone was heckling.

"Okay, I'll teach you four special moves!" Wang Erwu smiled and continued, "First, you need to have a perfect face that can interpret the word "handsome" very concretely. You can take out your phone and take a picture of me and look at my face, but you must be careful not to suffer from Boss Tenda syndrome...... Second, there is talent, which is still related to Stendhal, who said that it is impossible for a person to concentrate all his talents on himself. This sentence is the case of the benevolent and the wise is wise, as I saw this sentence. I think it's very philosophical. But when you see this sentence, you should feel very motivated! Because with my meager strength as a teacher, I am alone. It is impossible to occupy all the talents in the world, so it means that there are less than 10% of the talent resources that can be shared by you and the world, and I am still very optimistic about you! ”

Bai Yutang was puzzled. So he interrupted Wang Erwu, "Teacher, like us, we can only be regarded as relatively handsome, not handsome, handsome, handsome, how can we let others see our talent?" After all, talent can't be seen or touched. ”

"That's a good question! Talent is like pregnancy, after a long time, it can be seen naturally! But Xiaobai, everything related to pursuit, before you pursue, you must first give yourself an accurate positioning. Knowing what things should be means that you are a smart person; Knowing what things actually look like shows that you are an experienced person; Knowing how to make things better shows that you are a talented person. For people like you who are completely off the rails with handsome words, your focus is on how to make things better, so you should consider plastic surgery and height increase first. After all, no matter how talented a primary school student is, he will never be able to enter the university, and even if there are very few of them, it will be nothing more than a tragedy in the end......" Wang Erwu said with a smile.

Everyone burst into laughter, "Mr. Wang, what about the third trick you said?" ”

"The third trick is to correctly handle the relationship between money and face. According to clinical diagnosis, almost all big stars will never grab buns for you to eat. As soon as Wang Erwu's words came out, all the people present were stunned, and they didn't know what they meant at all, but Deng Shuang showed murderous anger with his face.

Wang Erwu avoided Deng Shuang's eyes and continued, "When we deal with the issue of money and face, we must pay attention to good proportion, without losing face, for the use of money, we must be restrained when we should be restrained, but we must be indulged when we should be indulged!" You have to get it just right. ”

"I see! That is to say, when we need snacks in the other half, we must refrain from it, so that we can urge the other party to maintain a good figure, so that the high-sounding reason is both face and money, and when we save up our savings, we will buy an expensive gift for each other, so that we are both indulgent and flattering to each other, right? Zhou Feng nodded, indicating that he had benefited a lot.

"Not exactly! You think, in the process of falling in love, it is inevitable to invite each other to dinner, but you must also be polite to dinner, so that both parties will have face. Then, when it's your turn to treat, you have to refrain from it, and when it's the other party's turn to treat, you can indulge! Got it? Wang Erwuyi explained seriously.

"The fourth move must be the strongest move, right? Master Saitama's one-punch crit? ”

"The fourth trick is to make up for it when none of the above tricks are feasible! At present, the producers of several columns such as "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" and "Let's Date" have a good relationship with me, and I can let you try it on the show...... After all, it is up to man to make things happen...... What if there is a miracle? Wang Erwu said with a smile.

"Teacher, you can't mean it, do you? Deliberately hiding some tricks from us! ”

"In fact, these are just the tip of the iceberg, the so-called tricks are also the key to love, in addition to the two people to be suitable, but also to create a romantic environment!"

"Create a romantic environment? Teacher, it seems that you are quite experienced, don't you? Hehe. Zhao Ling'er smiled maliciously, and glanced at Deng Shuang with deep meaning.

"Of course! For example, if I compare myself with your sister-in-law, I will set the romantic environment on a rainy day. Wang Erwu said.

"Why is it raining? Isn't it stuffy on a rainy day? No couple wants to go on a date when the weather is bad. Zhou Feng was also puzzled.

"Your sour sister-in-law is a big star, right? It's like Dove chocolate, it's really so silky......" As soon as Wang Erwu's words came out, Deng Shuang only felt a fever on his face, and he was so ashamed that he couldn't wait to find a place to get in, "And your teacher and I, as a producer, in addition to ensuring that the program flow, camera, lighting, etc. are smooth, but also have to ensure the live music effect, haven't you heard that on a rainy day, chocolate and music are more compatible?" ”

The crowd was speechless by a far-fetched joke......

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