Luo Yuhan had already stepped down the steps with one foot, but when he heard Zhang Dan's shout, he took it back, turned around, and greeted Zhang Dan with a relaxed smile: "Hello Teacher Zhang!" ”

"What are you doing here?" Zhang Dan asked with a tense face. "Words * love * first * hair [big & book & bag & small & say & net.] It seems to be strict, and his eyes are filled with a trace of imperceptible fear.

Luo Yuhan looked at Zhang Dan's bitter gourd face, and replied with a smile: "Teacher Zhang, I can't hide it, I'm here to find you, teacher." ”

"Since you came to me, why didn't you come in when you got to the door, but left?" Zhang Dan asked.

Luo Yuhan felt that Zhang Dan was already suspicious, and still said unhurriedly: "Teacher Zhang, I was going to knock on the door and go in, but when I heard you and Teacher Zhang Qingfeng discussing something, I was afraid of disturbing you, so I didn't go in." ”

"Luo Yuhan, did you listen to me talk to Teacher Zhang Qingfeng?" Zhang Dan asked nervously.

"I heard it, but only partially, what's wrong?"

"What do you hear?"

Luo Yuhan pretended to think carefully, and said intermittently: "It seems that you talked about the soil...... Sow and sprout or something. ”

"Is that all?"

"That's right," Luo Yuhan cheered up and said, "There are also flowers and grasses, picking flowers and weeds." ”

When Zhang Dan heard the flowers and plants, his face turned crimson, his hand unconsciously put on his belly, smiled unnaturally, and asked, "That's all?" ”

"That's all! That's all I can hear through the door. Luo Yuhan said frankly.

Zhang Dan saw that Luo Yuhan's attitude was very serious, not like lying, so he relaxed a lot, and said with a smile: "Luo Yuhan, your habit of eavesdropping on others, especially the teacher's speech, is not good, whether it is intentional or unintentional, in fact, Teacher Zhang Qingfeng and I didn't say anything, just to discuss about land, broadly speaking, it is the knowledge of geography, if you want to know, I can sue you now." ”

"Teacher, I don't need you to sue me, I know what you're discussing." Luo Yuhan blinked his eyes and said sincerely, "I think it must be like this, Mr. Zhang Qingfeng was originally from a farming family, he likes to do farm work, he contracted a piece of land by the Peach Blossom River or somewhere else, and planted some flowers and grass in his spare time, one to cultivate his sentiments, and the other to satisfy his own preferences, although it is not yet the sowing season, but the seeds have germinated, he doesn't know what to do, so he asked you, the geography teacher, to ask some climate and soil and other related questions, when I came, You're teaching him about planting, teacher, am I right? ”

Zhang Dan took his hand away from his lower abdomen, slapped his hands twice, and praised: "Luo Yuhanha, you are too smart, I just found out now that there is a reason for your good grades, your imagination is too rich...... Don't talk about this, let's talk about it, what are you doing with me? ”

Luo Yuhan was obviously ridiculing Zhang Dan, but Zhang Dan not only didn't hear it, but flattered Luo Yuhan, which surprised Luo Yuhan.

"Teacher, here's the thing, Tong Xiaoyao hasn't been to school for two days, Teacher Zhang Yaqin sent me to ask you, see if Tong Xiaoyao is sick or what's wrong, you are her mother, you Kendi knows the reason."

"Huh? Xiao Yao hasn't been to school for two days? I haven't been feeling well for the past two days, and I haven't been in class, so I don't know about it, but he doesn't seem to be at home these two days, or I'll call and ask his dad. ”

Luo Yuhan nodded and said, "Teacher, you go to eat first, it's not too late to call after eating, it's time for me to eat, and report the situation to Teacher Zhang Yaqin after eating." ”

When Luo Yuhan said goodbye, Zhang Dan repeatedly explained, hoping that Luo Yuhan would not spread what he had just heard, on the grounds that the teacher's main job is teaching, and contracting land is not a proper business.

Luo Yuhan patted his chest and promised: "Teacher Zhang, don't worry, my mouth has always been very strict, no matter whether I should say it or not, I will not say nonsense." ”

"You're such a good boy, let's go to dinner." Zhang Dan waved his hand to Luo Yuhan and motioned for Luo Yuhan to leave.

Luo Yuhan went downstairs and turned a corner, pretending to go to the student cafeteria, and waited for Zhang Dan to walk into the teacher's cafeteria before he turned around and went to find Teacher Zhang Yaqin.

The smell of food wafted out of Teacher Zhang Yaqin's room and hit Luo Yuhan's nose. Luo Yuhan raised his hand and knocked on the door, and Zhang Yaqin opened the door for Luo Yuhan.

"Teacher Zhang, I have already asked Teacher Zhang Dan about Tong Xiaoyao's absenteeism for no reason." Luo Yuhan said as soon as he entered the door.

"Luo Yuhan, what did Teacher Zhang Dan say, what is going on with Tong Xiaoyao." Zhang Yaqin asked with a smile.

Luo Yuhan took a deep breath and looked at the coffee table, only to see a bowl of rice steaming, and a stainless steel basin was placed in the middle of the coffee table, which was filled with large stewed vegetables. It looks like pork stewed vermicelli, and I can't help but admire: "Teacher Zhang, you are so mouthful." ”

Zhang Yaqin hesitated for a moment and said: "Luo Yuhan, I see that you are greedy, it's not that the teacher doesn't invite you to eat, it's because the teacher only cooks for one person, I just don't eat, and it's not enough for you to eat alone, so I didn't invite you, if you really want to eat, the teacher will make some more." ”

This was originally a kind word, but I didn't expect Luo Yuhan to walk to the coffee table unceremoniously, pick up chopsticks after sitting down, pick up a piece of pork ribs from the basin and stuff it into his mouth, chew it twice, and said happily: "Teacher Zhang, your craftsmanship is so good, it's much better than the food you bought outside, since you invite me to dinner, I will always give you some face, these meals belong to me, you can make some more." ”

Zhang Yaqin frowned slightly, but quickly smiled and said, "Okay, you eat slowly, I'll make some more." ”

In the kitchen, you still have leftover rice, pork and vermicelli are ready-made, and it is convenient to cook with natural gas, and half an hour later, a pot of steaming ribs comes out of the kitchen and is placed on the coffee table.

"Luo Yuhan, what did Teacher Zhang Dan say? Is Tong Xiaoyao sick and has something at home? Zhang Yaqin asked.

"Teacher Zhang Dan's seed has germinated." Luo Yuhan stretched out his chopsticks to the basin and said vaguely.

"It's all messy, you can say it's okay."

Luo Yuhan swallowed the ribs in his mouth and explained: "Zhang Qing contracted the fertile land of Teacher Zhang Dan, not only sown, but the seeds have germinated. ”

Zhang Yaqin frowned, desperately recalled what Luo Yuhan said, trying to understand what it meant, but after some efforts, she still didn't understand, so she put down her chopsticks, looked at Luo Yuhan, and said: "The teacher taught you to go to Teacher Zhang Dan about Tong Xiaoyao's situation, how can you say something inexplicable, Luo Yuhan, fortunately, I am your Chinese teacher, if you are someone else, you must think that your Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher." ”

"Hehe, Teacher Zhang, you are really prescient, this matter is also related to the physical education teacher, here's the thing," Luo Yuhan stretched out his chopsticks into the basin that Zhang Yaqin had just brought and stuffed a piece of ribs into his mouth, and then said slowly: "I was standing outside Teacher Zhang Dan's door, just about to knock on the door, I heard the conversation between Zhang Dan and Teacher Zhang Qingfeng, from the content of their conversation, I heard that Zhang Dan did not abide by women's morals and hooked up with Zhang Qingfeng, Zhang Qingfeng sowed seeds in Zhang Dan's fertile soil, and now the seeds have sprouted, Zhang Dan didn't give up, he had to marry Zhang Qingfeng, but Zhang Qingfeng didn't agree, so the two almost quarreled. ”

Zhang Yaqin frowned, opened her mouth wide, and was stunned for a long time before asking: "What do you mean, Teacher Zhang Dan and Zhang Qingfeng are cheating, Zhang Dan is pregnant with Zhang Qingfeng's child, Zhang Dan has to marry Zhang Qingfeng now, right?" ”

"Teacher, your understanding is so good, that's it." Luo Yuhan praised.

"It's impossible, Zhang Qingfeng doesn't like Zhang Dan at all, how can a good horse eat back grass?" Zhang Yaqin said to herself.

Luo Yuhan waved his hand and retorted: "Teacher Zhang, this is a bad statement, first of all, Zhang Qingfeng is not a good horse at all, not even a little donkey, at best he is just a pig; Secondly, even if he was a good horse, Zhang Dan forced him, and he didn't resist the temptation, so he took a few bites, so he gnawed into trouble. ”

Zhang Yaqin nodded and said, "Your analysis makes some sense, but who can prove that Zhang Dan is pregnant with Zhang Qingfeng's child." ”

"This question, you should ask Zhang Dan, or ask Zhang Qingfeng, where do I know." Luo Yuhan answered casually.

"Luo Yuhan, how can I ask about this kind of thing, besides, whether she is pregnant with Zhang Qingfeng's child or not, what does it have to do with you and me?"

Luo Yuhan nodded and said, "That's right, it's Zhang Dan who is pregnant with someone else's child, and it's not you and me, what are we talking about." ”

Luo Yuhan repeated "you and me" again, Zhang Yaqin sounded very harsh, glanced at Luo Yuhan, and said unhappily: "Luo Yuhan, can you pay attention to what you say, organize the language and then put it out, if outsiders hear it, it seems that something happened between me and you." ”

Luo Yuhan chuckled and said, "Teacher Zhang, you said first that it has nothing to do with you and me, I just repeated your words, and you accused me instead, as if I was so lewd." ”

"A lot of words are repeated before the problem, in addition, the tone of the speech is different, the context is different, the meaning is different, sometimes even diametrically opposite, your repetition just now is easy to misunderstand, I criticize you, of course I have a reason."

Luo Yuhan saw Zhang Yaqin's accentuated tone, afraid that continuing to talk would cause more misunderstandings, so he wanted to give up this topic, he smiled, waved his hand, and said: "Teacher Zhang, it's still the same sentence, it's Zhang Qingfeng's seed that germinated, it's not my seed that sprouts, it's Zhang Dan who is pregnant, and it's not you who is pregnant......"

Luo Yuhan was talking energetically, Zhang Yaqin suddenly pointed at him with chopsticks, and scolded sharply: "Luo Yuhan, shut up, you play hooligan again, see how I clean you up." ”

As soon as the words fell, a knock on the door sounded, and without waiting for Zhang Yaqin to respond, a familiar voice sounded outside: "Teacher Zhang, who is playing hooligan inside, you open the door, I will clean him up for you." ”

Luo Yuhan and Zhang Yaqin both heard it, it was Zhang Qingfeng's voice. Zhang Yaqin was so frightened that her face turned pale, pointed at Luo Yuhan with chopsticks, and accused in an almost inaudible voice: "It's all your fault, see how you end up?" ”