006 Proverbs
"Yes! Zhang Daxian, you took off your blindfold and let us laymen open our eyes too! â
Ouyang Yu, who also sells mobile phone covers nearby, doesn't know when he came over.
"Go, go, go...... You still know who you are as a mortal person! Just make money in your own right, be less nosy and work more, or you will be single for the rest of your life! â
Zhang Banxian stroked a white flower beard that did not have zĂ i, because the beard on his chin was actually shaved cleanly, and this action of brushing his beard was the conclusion that Xiaohua came to by herself according to Zhang Banxian's gestures.
"Yo-he...... Zhang Daxian ...... Are you going to show me the way? Ouyang Yu put his hands in the pockets of his jeans and smiled loudly, "Thank you, thank you!" â
He stood beside Xiaohua, which made Xiaohua feel oppressed, because he was a head taller than Xiaohua.
Xiaohua moved slowly and consciously and gradually moved away from Ouyang Yu, and the sullen sense of oppression finally faded a little.
"Zhang Daxian! If you don't use it again, beware of expiring and invalidation! Why don't we let ordinary people also get a little immortal energy, make money, and naturally honor you? Or, you can show Kaitian Eyes, what is the identity of my Ouyang Yu in my previous life and next life? I'm out of the way, and all the silver I earned today will be offered to you! â
Ouyang Yu said as he secretly winked his eyebrows at Xiaohua.
Xiaohua hurriedly chimed in, "Yes! Uncle Banxian, you just open the eyes of the sky for us to see, and when the time comes, I will go to the bosses who sell vegetables to publicize and publicize, you will be a celebrity! Maybe you can open a dojo to teach apprentices, and it's good to be a great patriarch! â
Zhang Banxian lowered his voice again, stretched out his hand and pointed, "You are ignorant!" Is the eye of heaven a mortal to peep into? He hooked his hand to Ouyang Yu, "Come here!" â
"Past life...... Next Life...... This doesn't need to open the eyes of the sky, and the immortal can pinch his fingers to deduce it! Let's be honest with you! You were a toad spirit in your previous life, and in this life you can have fun with a wife who can be reincarnated as a rat spirit! Don't be too picky! It's best to find a woman with a mole on the corner of her mouth, which can help you have a smooth life! As for the next life...... Wait for you to take the offering, and tell yourself in detail! â
"Toad spirit? So what was my past life? It can't be the swan, right? Xiaohua couldn't help but cover her mouth and secretly laughed, "Uncle Half-Immortal!" I finally think of a career for you! You're so condescending in the sun and rain here! is so tongue-in-cheek, suitable for being a gossip show host! It is guaranteed to be popular all over the country...... Why don't you go to the folk song and dance troupe to be a host, it's very rich to be that way......"
Ouyang Yu still listened happily, neither angry nor annoyed.
Xiaohua began to turn the tables for Ouyang Yu, "Uncle Half-Immortal!" Look at Ouyang Yu, he looks like a tall man, a jade tree in the wind, chic and dignified, broad-minded, and strong arms and wrists...... Where is the shadow of a toad? Have you heard of it, and now it is going viral on the Internet: the handsome guy at the foot of Baisha Yuelu is baked cakes, and the handsome guy on the Wuling Danyang flyover is filmed...... There are a lot of little girls who come to Ouyang Yu to get a film...... Why do you have to pick a sister-in-law who is like a flower, where is the turn to get the rat essence? â
"Ahem...... What's this...... Haven't you heard of the saying that the ugliest spirit is more handsome and beautiful than the average mortal in human form? Although toads and rats are ugly, toad spirits and rat spirits are beautiful elves! Zhang Banxian coughed, with a stern face, and said to Xiaohua seriously: "Xiaohua! When listening to the teachings of this immortal, you must show a pious heart and respect the heavens, earth, ghosts and gods in order to keep a lifetime of peace! You are now riddled with bad luck, and you must not be presumptuous! â
"Uncle Half-Immortal...... How can you see that I am not pious? Pious in the mouth does not mean pious in the heart! My mouth is very religious!! â
"Whether you are pious or not, you don't see it, you feel it! I told the two of you that I am the sixty-fifth generation descendant of the Heavenly Master Daozhang Daoling Ancestor Heavenly Master, and only the real descendants of Tianyan have it, and those of the Taoist Association are all side branches, and I claim to be an orthodox descendant but I don't have any real skills! This immortal has a fate with the two of you, and it is a great creation to enlighten you! â
Xiaohua hurriedly applauded and nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Uncle Half-Immortal!" I really don't see it...... Your ancestors are so powerful! How did you, the descendant, occupy the magpie's nest by a dove? Do you want me to help you hire a lawyer to fight a lawsuit with those pseudo-descendants to defend your rights? â
Zhang Banxian just shook his head and sighed, "You girl...... I'm used to slanging! Beware of the misfortune that comes out of the mouth! I've been talking to you for so long, and you still don't appreciate it...... Never mind...... I would like to give you another word: the world is separated in September, and the big treasure loves flowers and gradually falls into a dream. The heart disease has not been a nightmare in the play, and Ziyu is waiting to start a troubled world. Remember! You still have a catastrophe today...... There is no way to avoid it...... Wait! â
Ouyang Yu was still smiling, the corners of his mouth were disdainful, but it didn't affect the image of the handsome guy, "Is there an additional charge to resolve the disaster?" Not open...... No money...... Your poem is quite interesting, is it cobbled together after Bai Juyi's "Peach Blossoms in Dalin Temple"? However, it is a bit tongue-twisting to read...... I still appreciate the original text more: The world is full of fragrant flowers in April, and the peach blossoms in the mountain temple are in full bloom. There is nowhere to find the spring of long-hate, and I don't know how to turn into this. â
Xiaohua restrained the smile that was originally on her cheeks, and pointed at Zhang Banxian with a surprised face and was speechless, "You ......"
She has never talked about her mother's affairs with these flyover stall friends, nor has she ever said her mother's name, even if Zhang Banxian knows Sister Fang Fei's name and things from other sources, but her father Hua Dabao is in a coma today except for their sisters and brothers, only the doctors in the hospital know, Zhang Banxian can't know, but Zhang Banxian's first two sentences happen to be right.
"Fang Fei left in September in the world", Sister Fang Fei ran away from home in September two years ago.
"Emperor Wei is reborn, and the world returns to the heart! Xiaohua, I'm waiting for you in Nightmare! At first, when she first heard Sister Fang Fei say this nonsensical sentence inexplicably, Xiaohua didn't care, although she also thought that Sister Fang Fei's smile was very weird and breathtaking.
Because Sister Fang Fei would often babble some words in the novel, she thought that her mother was thinking about the plot of the novel again.
never thought that this sentence would be the last thing she said to her.
To everyone's surprise, after graduating from college, Dugu Fangfei did not continue to study for a doctorate, but returned to Wuling City, where the orphanage where she lived since she was a child, and married Hua Dabao, a junior high school classmate from a poor family and an ordinary appearance, and then quickly gave birth to children, and gave birth to two at once - a pair of twin daughters.
Her classmates in elementary, junior high school, high school, university and kindergarten all felt sorry for her!
Because although Dugu Fangfei was a hard-working orphan who grew up in an orphanage, she miraculously soared to the sky, and was admitted to Peking University with the first place in Central and South Province in the college entrance examination, and was able to complete her studies smoothly with the sponsorship of enthusiastic people and the support of scholarships every year. According to common sense, Dugu Fangfei, who is as beautiful as a flower and has countless suitors, should have worked hard to have a bright future, but she was ruined by her own hands, and she married and had children with an honest construction worker.
Mo Yingying, the female classmate with whom Sister Fang Fei had the best relationship when she was in junior high school, said at the wedding that this situation happened to fit an extremely popular advertising slogan at that time - see you every day in Dabao!
Her father spends a lot of money maybe because he himself is very young and has no pain from his parents, he has never felt that he is a treasure, but he has always been a very precious and charming wife who is always as young as a fairy, not only does not let his wife do any housework, but also unprincipledly supports her tireless handwriting and creative novels, and then goes to the construction site during the day to work for a day and then squeezes out time to type into the computer for her at night to publish.
"Dabao loves flowers and gradually falls into a dream", is it an allusion to the fact that my father was in a trance because he missed Sister Fangfei, who was as beautiful as a flower, and suffered from mysterious sleeping disorder.
What do the remaining two sentences mean?
"Heart disease has not been a nightmare in the play", his younger brother Xiaoguang suffers from congenital heart disease, does it mean Xiaoguang? Xiaoguang will also suffer from nightmares? He's a big game addict and will get into a game nightmare?
"Purple jade is waiting to open the troubled times"...... This sentence is not easy to understand! Purple jade? Did it mean the piece she brought out of her mother's womb?
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