Chapter 316: Training Bandits (2)
"Husband, you are really amazing! Look at this whip, how well it works. Pen%Fun%Pavilion www.biquge.info" Cen Erniang smiled without hesitation and praised Kua An Sanshao.
An Sanshao ruthlessly waved the whip with one hand to prick his head, scratched the back of his head with the other, smirked, and said a little shyly: "Hehe, it's good for Madam to appreciate it." "There was a little man dancing in his heart: Oops! Madame praised me so bluntly in front of so many people, what a happy and happy person!
The thorns who were pulled down the hillside by him scolded An Sanshao and Cen Erniang, who showed affection, and the scolding was extremely filthy and ugly.
Cen Erniang was furious, she hated people who spoke foul language the most! These bandits are used to being vulgar, and they dare to say any dirty words, which is simply unbearable! She originally wanted to teach them a lesson with only tickle powder, but she didn't expect this group of people to be so uninteresting, so don't blame her subordinates for being ruthless.
They are so energetic, they can jump and jump, and their mouths are still non-stop. It's better to let them try her improved soft tendons again, and when their bodies are weak and they can't run and stand up, they will know that they will stop.
Cen Erniang opened the white porcelain bottle and swayed the medicinal powder inside. After sprinkling the medicine, she took out the purse around her waist, sniffed it herself, and sent it to An Sanshao, who was unable to stand on his feet after inhaling the medicinal powder, and let him smell it.
As for Jingzhi County and Lin Wuye and the others who were hundreds of zhang away, because they were standing far away, and the wind direction had changed at this time, the medicinal powder did not drift to them.
They saw Cen Erniang's action of sprinkling medicine from a distance, and felt an itch spread from the depths of their hearts to their whole bodies, and they all twitched their faces, silently mourning for the group of bandits who didn't know the height of the sky.
At the same time, they felt very happy, and the smile on their faces was brighter than the sun in the sun. has been bullied by the contrarian bandits for days, and they are not bitter or angry in their hearts. Now it's okay, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, it's really relieving!
Naturally, the bandits were out of luck. I don't know when they felt weak in their hands and feet. He was still lying on the hillside and struggling to climb up, and he slipped to the bottom of the slope.
All the bandits are weak under their feet, and they can't stand on their feet; I don't have any strength in my hands, but I can't even scratch it. If you scratch it, it's like you didn't scratch it, but it gets more and more itchy, itching to the bones and heart.
The effectiveness of the enhanced version of the soft tendon powder is endless, and with the effect of itchy powder, the group of old and rough prickly heads can no longer be hard.
However, after a cup of tea, almost everyone cried and shouted for their mother's forgiveness. Some of them really couldn't stand it, so they all knelt down for Cen Erniang, just begging her to either give them an antidote, or cut them with a knife to give them a good time.
These bandits walked the rivers and lakes in their early years, and when they fell into the grass, they also went to black-hearted pharmacies or doctors, and bought soft tendons and fans. Medicine, etc., are essential medicines for killing people and goods. But those medicines combined, they are not as strong as the Cen Erniang they are suffering at this moment!
Cen Erniang, An Sanshao, Jingzhi County, and Lin Wuye all looked at this group of thorns with relief, crying and begging to be let go.
"Aren't you quite capable, not afraid of anything, and not listening to anything?" Cen Erniang raised her chin arrogantly, looked down at the group of dirty and soft men under her feet, and said contemptuously: "That's all there is to it? Dare to argue with Mrs. Ben! ”
The group of men at the bottom of the slope, some of whom have hard bones, are still resisting and have not softened. Take the first tune. Led by the bearded man who played Cen Erniang, more than a dozen people sat together, still scolding Cen Erniang, "Poisonous woman!" You've got everything waiting for us! One day, we will tear your body to pieces! ”
An Sanshao was so angry that he wanted to scold back, and wanted to jump down the slope and beat the group of people who only had sharp mouths into pigs' heads, breaking their hands and feet, so that they knew what would happen if they dared to have ill intentions and disrespect for his wife.
Cen Erniang stopped him: "Calm down!" What are you really comparing yourself to those fools? They are incompetent, they can't fight me, they can't wipe their faces, and at best they can only crush me in the mouth. I have three other interesting poisons here. Medicine, I haven't found anyone to try medicine. ”
She smiled deeply at the group of ignorant fools who were still scolding, "I see that they are five big and three thick, and they are strong, so it is perfect to be an experiment." Right, husband? ”
"Uh...... Well! An Sanshao was frightened by the strange smile of his wife, and a cold sweat broke out on his back. He didn't want to scold or beat the bearded man anymore. In the face of the soft-footed shrimp who will soon be worse than death, he has only sympathy and superiority, and they are not worthy of him to move his mouth or mouth at all.
These people have been confined to this wilderness for a long time, and the long-term lack of information has caused them to become extremely narrow-minded and stupid. They don't go out to inquire about how people outside who disobey their husband and wife spread the word!
Offending him is the most tragic death. If you offend his wife, Dr. Cent...... Hehe, I can't survive, I can't die.
All kinds of strange medicinal powders in Doctor Cen's hands, if you take out two of them, they can make people want to kill themselves. At least that will give you a good time.
An Sanshao was fortunate enough to try the medicine a few times for his wife, and that feeling was ...... He is still haunted by him. The reason why he is so afraid of guilt, loves his wife, and is willing to give in for her is one of the main reasons, and the other reason is that his wife has too much medicine in her hand, and he doesn't dare to try it!
An Sanshao thought that the dead Daoist friend would not die and the poor Dao, so he jumped down the hill very diligently, went to Lin Wuye, who was watching the show from afar, and Jingzhi County asked for two long hemp ropes, and piled up the dozen or so guys who were dancing with teeth and claws, and howling non-stop, and tied them up separately.
Immediately, he kindly said to those who wanted to lean over and be with the bearded man: "If you don't want to be tortured worse, go away." In a while, my wife is going to sprinkle the medicine powder on the side, believe me, that taste is not something you can bear. ”
The people who were still hesitating suddenly retreated desperately and scattered, but they couldn't stand the itchy powder and soft tendons, so they had something else...... Hehe! How do you still call people live?!
Those who scolded Cen Erniang angrily in their hearts, and those who didn't have time to say it, were secretly glad that they had endured it for a moment, otherwise there would really be no way to live.
The bearded man and the others were still rushing for money, and Cen Erniang approached them and shouted.
"Stinky bitch! What tricks do you have, just come! Look at grandpa can't stand it! Don't give Lao Tzu a chance to get out, or I'll chop you up and feed it to the dogs! ”
"Dead three-eight! You'd better pray that it doesn't fall into the hands of Lao Tzu! Otherwise, you will regret coming into this world! ”
"Slut! Don't give Lao Tzu a chance. Otherwise, I will kill your daughter again! After killing the female corpse! ”
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An Sanshao, Lin Wuye and others couldn't listen to it, and wanted to rely on the past to teach them a lesson. For example: stuffing mud into their mouths, stuffing horse feces or something; Or just step on it and stomp on their mouths; Or take a knife and cut out their tongues.
See if they dare or not, can they scold people!
Cen Erniang waved her hand and said with a light smile: "Don't come here, otherwise I will hurt you by mistake for a while, and I will not be happy." Her gaze was cold, murderous, and terrifying like a rakshasa ghost.
An Sanshao thought that his wife must want to take revenge on herself, which would be more enjoyable. He reluctantly retreated, and by the way, he took away the indignant Lin Wuye, Jingzhi County and others, and made room for his wife to make room for her to have more fun. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support, is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please read it on m.qidian.com. )