Chapter 8: Are You Sure You're Not Out Funny

"Little Taoist, what are you talking about?"

The cold voice came from far and near, and in the next second, Jiujiu felt a handful of cold objects on his head, his beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly, ignoring the strangeness in Pei Tianmo's eyes, he stretched out his hand and gently removed the pistol on his forehead, raised his head and looked at the hideous-looking bandit and said, "Don't point this thing at the master, the master will be unhappy!" ”

Not only the bandits, but even Pei Tianmo was stimulated by her funny words, and the corners of her cool lips twitched slightly, please, is this a funny girl invited by a monkey? If it weren't for the wrong occasion, he really couldn't help but want to give her a thumbs up, sure enough, he had the courage, the courage, and a bit of a mistake.

"Hahaha!" Pei Tianmo didn't laugh, but the bandit, who finally came back to his senses, suddenly burst out laughing, as if he had found an interesting toy, and put the gun on her head again, and even his smile became bloodthirsty, "Oh, what if I have to point at you?" ”

Faced with the curiosity of the bandits, Jiujiu thought about it seriously, and kindly reminded, "The young master is angry, and the consequences are really strict......"

Hearing someone's thoughtless words, Pei Qianmo frowned slightly, I don't know if this little Taoist priest is really stupid or fake, he actually provoked the bandits at this time, it was simply a suicide, although he hated her, but he inexplicably didn't want to see her die, almost like a ghost, he reached out and pulled her clothes, trying to stop her from going further and further on the road of death.

"Are you pulling the master's clothes to do it?" But a certain fool who realized it in hindsight didn't feel his kindness, lowered his head and looked at him with a confused face, and successfully attracted the attention of the bandits, so angry that Pei Tianmo couldn't help but want to snatch the gun from the bandit's hand and give her a shot, is this Nima here to pit his teammates?

Because Pei Tianmo kept his head down, the bandits didn't notice anything unusual, but they were amused by someone's outrageous words, and sneered and pulled the trigger on Jiujiu's head, "Hahaha, the person is not that big, but the tone is not small, labor and management want to see what the consequences will be if you are angry......"

"Bang-" The piercing gunfire broke the weirdness in the cabin, and the bandit staggered, looking back at Zhao Qi, who had already been ignored by him, in disbelief, seeing that he was about to pull the trigger, a strange smile suddenly crossed the corner of his mouth.

"Wait!" Pei Qianmo, who had been silent, suddenly felt a trace of inexplicable unease, and subconsciously blurted out to stop it, what happened was too simple, but this simplicity made him feel a trace of strong unease, which was an instinctive reaction to unknown dangers.

Zhao Qi looked up at him with some puzzlement, as if asking him why, but Pei Tianmo was in no mood to explain to him at the moment, his tight eyebrows were kept locked, but he couldn't think of a reason, he just tended to feel a little anxious instinctively.

"Uncle, as soon as your gun goes off, it is estimated that all of us will go to see the ancestor of the Three Qings!" A breezy tone flowed out of Jiujiu's mouth, and with her words, Pei Tianmo raised his head with a sense of enlightenment, it turned out that the reason was here, and the eyes that looked at Jiujiu slowly increased their scrutiny.

"Hahaha, count yourself smart!" Seeing that the development of his story was different from what he expected, the seriously injured bandit was stunned for a moment, and then he tore off his coat vigorously, revealing a time bomb wrapped around his chest, and looked at Jiujiu proudly, and asked with a little curiosity, "Little Taoist, how did you know that labor and management had this thing on their bodies?" ”

"Count it out!" Jiujiu answered his words honestly, and didn't seem to be worried about his current situation at all.

"You know how to tell fortunes?" Even the ferocious bandits were frightened by her lightness, and subconsciously blurted out the question in his heart, which can't be blamed on him, after all, Yanhuang Country is a country with a rich heritage and a long history, and the theory of ghost and god divination has been circulating since ancient times, plus the confidence of a certain little god stick, a qiē and a qiē make him can't help but be suspicious.

As if to prove that he really knew how to tell fortunes, Jiujiu glanced at him lightly, and said seriously, "The corners of the eyebrows are sinister, and the eyes are blank; The hall is dark, and there are black clouds overhead; The three souls have no owner, and the seven spirits are scattered; Evil spirits are surging, gloomy and gloomy; These are the precursors of the approaching deadline, the king of Hades wants you to die in the third watch, and will never leave anyone until the fifth watch......"

"Are you crazy, talking nonsense!" The first to come back to his senses was Pei Qianmo, who quickly reached out to cover Jiujiu's chattering little mouth, this thing really doesn't know how the word dead is written, and at this time he is going to provoke the bandits, if the other party presses the button, I'm afraid the whole plane will not be saved.

"Master is not talking nonsense!" Jiujiu was very unhappy, and seemed to be very dissatisfied with someone's doubts about his professional skills, so he slapped his hand away, "Look at it, the master knows that he looks very handsome!" ”

"Handsome, just you?" Pei Tianmo laughed angrily, looked at her with a mocking face, and sneered: "The hair hasn't grown, are you sure you're not running here to be funny!" ”

Zhao Qi on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and was made to cry and laugh by the conversation between the two, and said a little speechlessly: Two uncles, have you figured out the situation, when are you still in the mood to quarrel, can we solve the problem first, and then find a better place to sit down and quarrel slowly.

Zhao Qi's worries are obviously for a reason, the development of the plot has completely deviated from the track, but it has also succeeded in angering the bandits, smiling and glancing at the two people who are looking at each other angrily, and pressing the button in his hand hard, anyway, he doesn't plan to go back alive today, and it's worth it to die with so many people.

"Be careful!" Zhao Qi, who had been staring at the bandits, was stunned, and could only watch him press the button, Pei Qianmo felt that a gust of wind was blowing in front of him, and the next second the whole person was stunned, and he looked at a little Taoist priest in disbelief who was standing at the window, and outside the window, a loud noise tore through the sky.

"Saved!" Narrowly escaped death, Zhao Qi's legs were weak, and he almost didn't kneel on the ground, with the violent shaking of the plane, he bounced up from the ground, looked at the person standing at the window with a calm face, and said without tears: "Ninth Master, this is a plane, why did your old man smash the window!" ”

Jiujiu's body stiffened, and his indifferent little face flashed a trace of weirdness because of his words, and it took a long time to raise his head and ask cautiously, "Is this very expensive, will they make the master lose money?" ”

Zhao Qi's knees were weak, and he knelt down directly, looking at the nervous little face, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, and only then did he grit his teeth and find his voice, "It's not a matter of whether it's expensive or not, and it's not a matter of money!" "There is a group of grass and mud horses galloping past in my heart, Ninth Master, how short of money is your old man!

"It's good that you don't have to lose money!" Jiujiu, who had been guaranteed, patted his chest, looked at him with disdain and said, "Since it's not a matter of money, it's naturally not a big problem!" ”